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Jo Chapman 10 months ago

That's just fabulous

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

petition to make this the new French flag

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So, why are folks seemingly deliberately bad at their job? There are a number of reasons behind this.

The most clear-cut explanation is that the person is completely incompetent and is thinking with anything else other than their brain. And, sometimes, training and onboarding as well as meetings don’t really help. Because there is no cure for stupid. Well, education is, but you gotta consider the cost-benefit ratio.

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@LoveMyLipgloss 10 months ago

OMG, Lol this is hilarious

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

Schrodinger's drink mix

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

if i remember correctly, i saw someone say this was actually planned as a joke

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Another thing that makes someone a bad employee is their tendency to do a no-show. What is worse is when they are also unreachable. Calling in, not picking up the phone, not responding to communication—all of these mean that the worker is irresponsible and not committed to the job they’ve been hired to do. Sometimes, things like addiction might complicate things further.

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MrPractical 10 months ago

Standard Comment (emoji)

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Cat Chat 10 months ago

Ok, I give the Non-US Pandas permission to complain about the stall gap here

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) 10 months ago

As a US Panda I will complain with the rest of you because that gap is insane even for US standards

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SaraJean 10 months ago

can the US pandas complain too? I cannot understand it at all.

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 10 months ago

As a Non-US Panda,I'm not sure that there's anything else to say on this subject. :p

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David 10 months ago

This is not a USA restroom. Obviously I can't say for sure but if you look at the style of the toilet it is not one I have ever seen in the USA. I did see toilets like this in another BP thread and looked them up at the time. I think was in Europe somewhere but I forget. I am talking about the weird sewage outlet pipe and also that odd water supply line. Commercial US toilets are typically wall mounted and residential / some commercial floor mounted. In either case you don't see the outlet pipe.

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Trillian 10 months ago

What stall?

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Emie N. 10 months ago

Where I'm from in the US we don't have stalls bad like this!

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Bad Alchemy 10 months ago

Even the US Pandas hate this.

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Basic British🇰🇷 🇺🇸=🇬🇧 10 months ago

ITS JUST SO ANNOYING. WHENEVER I GO TO THE STATES I CANT EVEN P**S WITHOUT WORRYING IM GONNA SEE SOME LITTLE KID SLIDE UNDER MY MF STALL

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Minsa Nidhi 10 months ago

Sure! Ahem- AAAARGH WHYYYY???

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Lara Verne 10 months ago

I see no stall

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LightYagami 9 months ago

ITS HORRIFYING. PERIOD

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Pink Flamingo 10 months ago

Wow no privacy whatsoever!!

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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 10 months ago

We have stall gaps in Canada too.

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ScarletRos 10 months ago

I constantly have dreams where I have to use public toilets and they’re all totally exposed like this.

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Sebastian Garcia 10 months ago

You mean nightmares

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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 10 months ago

I had no idea so many people had bathroom nightmares!

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Little king trash mouth 10 months ago

Friends - perhaps we need to form a bathroom nightmares group! Didn't really think there was so many of us who have these dreams.

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Little king trash mouth 10 months ago

And annoyingly, I have dreams with public restrooms frequently. All different situations - door won't lock, there's pee everywhere, toilet won't flush, etc. lol. I guess I do dream about toilets often.

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Anthony Nizza 10 months ago

So do I, almost all my life!!

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Little king trash mouth 10 months ago

@scarletRos I have never heard anyone else mention that they have this dream! I have it at least once a year. I wonder what it all means?? Surface level, I hate public restrooms and had a real germ phobia of them as a kid (if I'm being honest, I will only use one now if it's an emergency or I won't be home for a long time). So there's that. Of course, fear of being watched while you "go." Of course I wouldn't like that, but that's not a big fear of mine. There's something to this!

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Kel_how 10 months ago

Oh my God, me too!!

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Kzincat 10 months ago

You mean it’s not just me?!

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Jeiny Abad 6 months ago

OMG! Me too! Do you think it means something? Because, it's like a whole dream were one of the plot points was finding a toilet that's not exposed

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IMHO 10 months ago

Are we sure it's a public restroom? Looks like a stage set for a porn video

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EnderMuffin123 7 months ago

real

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@LoveMyLipgloss 10 months ago

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Paul Scheermeijer 10 months ago

At least they don't see your face of shame

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Blue 10 months ago

Surely that must be illegal...?? I mean, in any other context that would be seen as indecent exposure, at least, no...?? So how come forcing that upon people is OK??

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Lea 10 months ago

Is it indecent exposure to use a urinal? Or when you shower in the common area shower at gym? Or use a public changing room? But a lot of US bars have bathroom stalls that just don't have doors at all. I'm pretty sure trying to prevent sex and drug use. Also some public park bathrooms the doors are missing.

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Bart 10 months ago

At this point it's more like a limbo challenge

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Lotekguy 10 months ago

Eyes Wide Shut coed bathroom.

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Shiva Ho 10 months ago

So no on can see the embarrassment on your face

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Upstaged75 10 months ago

Where the eff is this? As am American I've never seen anything this bad before. The usual gaps are on the doors!!

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WordNerdTali 10 months ago

Welcome to the peep show.

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Morten Jul Lægaard 10 months ago

Only possible in U. S. of A. 🤢

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Dainty72 10 months ago

Even for the US this is bad lol

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AnkleByter 10 months ago

This isn't even in the US. Despite the fact that there are plenty of places in the US where the dreaded gaps exist, they don't look like this (nor does the plumbing setup).

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Emilia 10 months ago

This is terrible, even for the US

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agermanhome 7 months ago

Look, it's not as if we didn't know what people did in toilets, anyway. But nobody's going to know that it's YOU doing it!

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Mary Peace 7 months ago

The important point is, no-one can see my face.

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Sheena Leversedge Wood 9 months ago

whaaaaaaaat?

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Uncle Schmickle 9 months ago

WTF ?

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Lisa Tetlow 9 months ago

Installed by Pervs, Inc.

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Nul Nemo 9 months ago

Good gracious, this reminds me of those dreams when you need to pee but all toilets are like this, or the public outdoor ones have glass walls. 🫣

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Chris Sprucefield 10 months ago

Why is this even a thing, even in the US??? No privacy??

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bernie bulk 10 months ago

is this fair dinkum ???

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Momten Jillian 10 months ago

Someone was sick of the gloryholes needing cleaning. Now a mop and a rinse will git er done

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Pamelot 10 months ago

Oh nonono.

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EJN 10 months ago

!!!

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Rebecca Taylor 10 months ago

And people say hanning doors is hard

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Jason Zinn 10 months ago

In my Jr high we had a bathroom that had urinals on one wall, stalls without doors on the opposite wall,

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Robert Beveridge 10 months ago

This has to be the film set for a gloryhole video with the dividers removed (maybe for B-roll?).

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Michael None 10 months ago

As an exhibitionist I approve of these toilets.

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Tobias Reaper 10 months ago

it basically makes the door pointless

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Tessa Dawn 10 months ago

Peek a boo

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_MarioFangirl_ 10 months ago

Perfect for when you're feeling lonely in the bathroom.

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Ashlie Dearest 10 months ago

Illegal.

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Alison Jones 10 months ago

This reminds of the dreams I always have

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Lisa T 10 months ago

I have nightmares like this - trying to find a toilet and the doors are like this

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CaptainFluffy 10 months ago

Giving Naked Attraction vibes

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Ron Russell 10 months ago

Ah ha! The stall doors lower as the seat lowers! Yeah, right!

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Anxious Aardvark 10 months ago

Texas?

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me McG 10 months ago (edited)

A miss-placed retort since UN FAMILIA was denied a BP reply status ....... Post Neo Liberalism? ... so the liberal installer in the given matrix chose to invert the post so the doors hung preternaturally high?

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laura lee 10 months ago

Working on the principal, if you can't see my face I'm invisible

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Jenni Howard 10 months ago

I've had dreams like this..

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me McG 10 months ago

💩💩💩 The heinous bathroom dream ... a woefully neglected movie genre of icky dread. 💩💩💩

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Eric Williams 10 months ago

no partitions between them either. No prudes there.

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Stuart Griffiths 10 months ago

Why have a door at all if some can see you take a dump they may as well see your dump face while you do it

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Jennie P 10 months ago

There is a rest area in my state in which the doors are almost this bad; they're only a few inches lower so you still see too much. If you look at the hinges on the doors and the cubical frames, you can see that they somehow turned the doors upside down to install them, hence the problem.

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David Green 10 months ago

I suppose most people are recognised by their face, so it does provide a degree of anonymity.

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Jayjay 10 months ago

It is a Roman bath! Has no partition walls either.

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TheGoodBoi 10 months ago

My mother would have a meltdown...the seats are up...

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Stardust she/her 10 months ago

Had a dream last night about using this public restroom

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su.p92 10 months ago

Atleast your identity will be concealed

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Angry Panda 10 months ago

They had a purpose, now they don’t

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

you may be forced to poop with strangers, but at least they won't see your face! ...-the designer of this bathroom, probably

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Jahl 10 months ago

Made in America! 🤣

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

somewhere out there, somebody's missing a puzzle piece

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Some folks are also compulsive or habitual liars. Either that, or they always have an excuse up their sleeves. Regardless, someone who’d rather lie or make excuses instead of doing a job right, doing it at all, or learning to do it and making something of themselves is a time-waster from a business perspective.

People like this don’t take responsibility for their actions, but work is something that demands taking ownership, so this is another incompatibility that leads to poor results.

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Alex Boyd 10 months ago

The Bro! Or Man-zierre, depending on who you ask.

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

is the son three? because tbh, if I were a three-year-old, i'd love that cake. i have low standards, though.

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

thirst? thirsty for what? water? juice? something else that'll get censored here?

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Sometimes, people might be careless by nature and fail to follow directions right from the get-go. Now, it might be a simple case of “I didn’t read it” and doing so might resolve the issue, but some might not have the aptitude to internalize it and would continue to make the same mistakes. In turn, their lack of consideration, ignoring protocol and taking shortcuts leads to headaches for everyone else.

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Spikey Spikes 10 months ago

The one place where we actually want the food product to be smaller

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Mark Howell 10 months ago

I derive safely, but I integrate like a maniac )

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Joran Quinten 10 months ago

Gutter guy or his nemesis drainpipe dude

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And, sometimes, it’s just the case of a bad attitude. They don’t give a gaw-giggity about the customers, the merchandise, the quality, nothing. This often means they are unwilling to collaborate, let alone to do a good job, and even more so when their arrogance and asocialism doesn’t allow them to draw the right conclusions and to become better employees.

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Tucker Cahooter 10 months ago

Well it didn't actually say "crack-proof"...

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Aspiring Canuck 10 months ago

A major brand intentionally deceiving the buyer. Not a good look.

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Frank 10 months ago

Most roads in my Belgian town: the grills or covers are nicely aligned with the road during construction, but as they are supported by a whole structure under them, they don't sink, whereas the tarmac sinks with the load of the cars. Only solution is set them 2-3 cm lower than the tarmac during construction, but that does not look nice to the politicians who have to cut the ribbon to open the road. "Luckily" normally a crack appears around these height differences and the water seeps into the underground. Where it creates other problems.

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Besides being innately bad, there might also be external factors for why someone is bad at their job.

Being poorly paid is at the top of the list, but it becomes worse when the employee also feels like they are stuck there having to suffer the bad paycheck without any exit strategy.

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Angry Panda 10 months ago

Gotta really watch the TV

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Lotekguy 10 months ago

Gatorade - Now available in chunky style!

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Lyone Fein 10 months ago

This is about to get exciting!

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Having a bad boss, being overly managed and underappreciated do not help in the quality of the work being done. Why do a good job if the boss isn’t going to be happy about it anyway? Either that, or it’s about quantity, not quality that pushes employees to assume different work priorities. That also likely kills the passion for work somewhere along the way.

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

wrong! that's *obviously* a pineapple!

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

well, that's certainly... creative

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Lotekguy 10 months ago

More like horny.

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There might also be other factors at play—factors like being stuck with poor job security or not being able to sort out your work-life balance.

An employee will never be a good one if their needs aren’t met to a sufficient degree, and that means reassuring them that their job is not at stake and encouraging self-care rather than min-maxing how things are done.

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

peek-a-boo!

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Angela B 10 months ago

Energy conservation?

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Lotekguy 10 months ago

Follow the arrow and get the shaft.

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And if it’s none of the above, chances are it’s laziness.

While laziness breeds more laziness and it can become a habit, habits can also be broken. It’s not something people are born with, but rather a behavior that can be phased out. The idea is to learn to be industrious: do things that energize you (sleep, exercise, etc.), work first and reward yourself later, and visualize productiveness (make it tangible and reflect upon it). That’s at least a good start.

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Jack Smith 10 months ago

go home, line, you're drunk

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Leanne Hailes 10 months ago

Uniquely different okay

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KesTheExquisite 10 months ago

Arghhh! So close!

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