I choose when I am missing. At the moment, I am not.

That's just fabulous

petition to make this the new French flag

OMG, Lol this is hilarious

No-win field sobriety test lines.

Driver sneezed.

Eh, close enough

a visual tale of when this person had a bee land on them

literally see when this person was chased by a bee whilst painting the road

*SWERVE SWERVE SWERVE* Cop: excuse me why are you swerving Person who was swerving: look at the road! it's curving and so i'm only following the rules.

Don't drink and drive

Terrible time to sneeze, eh?!

How!?

That explains some really bad driving

Oops

And this is why I never go back to work after a pub lunch.

These are temporary strips that tend wonder off somehow. I'm 100% sure these lines were correctly laid once.

Well, we drive like this where I'm from. Looks OK to me.

This would be my handy work.

how straight the guys at my school are:

reminds me of my teacher telling me to use a ruler

Earthquake?

Not sure I'd park where the Toyota is parked. . .?

I'm guessing tiktok is now banned by CalTrans

“Achoo! Achoo! Achoo…oh c**p…”

It's about time someone took the plight of drunk drivers into consideration.

what happened? lol did they have a seizure

No more 3 martini lunches for you fella

Hiccups?

yes, went through thick fog right before Christmas and a new highway had this problem

I can picture a dog chasing them down the road 😂

bro had to much to drink

Fired for drinking on the job.

The squiggly line is not paint. It is tape used for temporary lines. It has peeled.

I believe the line crew was still wasted from the night before. Not sure how anyone could do this bad of a job.

This is what happens when drunk penguins paint.

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Haha, the lines were wrong on the first place

Sneeze, burp and fart combo!

Schrodinger's drink mix

if i remember correctly, i saw someone say this was actually planned as a joke

Standard Comment (emoji)

Ok, I give the Non-US Pandas permission to complain about the stall gap here

somewhere out there, somebody's missing a puzzle piece

The Bro! Or Man-zierre, depending on who you ask.

is the son three? because tbh, if I were a three-year-old, i'd love that cake. i have low standards, though.

thirst? thirsty for what? water? juice? something else that'll get censored here?

The one place where we actually want the food product to be smaller

I derive safely, but I integrate like a maniac )

Gutter guy or his nemesis drainpipe dude

Well it didn't actually say "crack-proof"...

A major brand intentionally deceiving the buyer. Not a good look.

Most roads in my Belgian town: the grills or covers are nicely aligned with the road during construction, but as they are supported by a whole structure under them, they don't sink, whereas the tarmac sinks with the load of the cars. Only solution is set them 2-3 cm lower than the tarmac during construction, but that does not look nice to the politicians who have to cut the ribbon to open the road. "Luckily" normally a crack appears around these height differences and the water seeps into the underground. Where it creates other problems.

Gotta really watch the TV