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Nobody’s ever entirely sure why these things happen, but they do and it’s both annoying and hilarious. Annoying for those who have to suffer the direct consequences (or those who empathize with said consequences) and hilarious for everyone else.

By that, we do of course mean instances when people had just one single job to do and they managed to blunder it up in the worst ways imaginable. And of course it was all documented online because the internet. You know what to do.

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    So, why are folks seemingly deliberately bad at their job? There are a number of reasons behind this.

    The most clear-cut explanation is that the person is completely incompetent and is thinking with anything else other than their brain. And, sometimes, training and onboarding as well as meetings don’t really help. Because there is no cure for stupid. Well, education is, but you gotta consider the cost-benefit ratio.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I brought a juice that said it was 100% natural with carrots, oranges and pineapple. That thing on the back said 1% natural made out oranges, peaches and apples

    The Original Bruno
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More a quirk of regulations? Safe, harmless, natural food can be used to imitate other flavors so there is "no artificials." At the same time, if it's not strawberries giving it that strawberry flavor, they likely have to call the FLAVOR (not the food, just the flavor) artificial.

    Kira Okah
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says right there - "No artificial colors or sweeteners". Doesn't say flavour.

    Astro
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but the placement is sneaky, they’re deliberately making it say “No artificials!” In huge bold letters to trick some people into thinking it actually means no artificial ingredients :(

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    Miliukov Oleksandr
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. No artificialS (plural), only one artificial (singular) flavor

    David
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this becomes 'technically true' if I could read the fine print. Like it probably says something like no artificial sweeteners etc as opposed to claiming nothing in the container is artificial. But it's Nesquick so as the container says, you should just expect "Awe, some Ness"

    me McG
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like reading the con-tra-d**k-tory transcript from a 'rump speech.

    Little king trash mouth
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could completely boycott Nestle, but if you ever looked into it, they own A LOT of companies for products we all use. It's frustrating

    Regina Holt
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, and there is no way of knowing if they are owned by nestle because they don't put that on the label.

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    KDav
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's strawberry milk. Why would anyone think it's not an artificial flavoring?

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    Danish Susanne
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Dane I notice, that the "no Artificials" are much easier to read than "Artificial flavouring" Coincidence? I don't think so.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect complement for your glass of microplastic. AHH thats good I'm in heaven; No wait! I didnt agree to be poisoned for the greed of your shareholders

    Ken Beattie
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the flavouring is all natural - it just tastes like artificial strawberries.

    Sera
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fine print does read "no artificial colors or sweeteners." The ingredients on strawberry NesQuik are sugar, beet juice concentrate (for color), less than 2% of artificial flavor, citric acid, salt. The back also notes that it is "99.9% caffeine free!" Very mysterious and definitely exploiting some kind of percentage loophole to claim nothing artificial.

    Crybabyartist
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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a matter of some missing punctuation marks. Should have been "No, ARTIFICIALS!"

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i remember correctly, i saw someone say this was actually planned as a joke

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    Another thing that makes someone a bad employee is their tendency to do a no-show. What is worse is when they are also unreachable. Calling in, not picking up the phone, not responding to communication—all of these mean that the worker is irresponsible and not committed to the job they’ve been hired to do. Sometimes, things like addiction might complicate things further.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I give the Non-US Pandas permission to complain about the stall gap here

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    Some folks are also compulsive or habitual liars. Either that, or they always have an excuse up their sleeves. Regardless, someone who’d rather lie or make excuses instead of doing a job right, doing it at all, or learning to do it and making something of themselves is a time-waster from a business perspective.

    People like this don’t take responsibility for their actions, but work is something that demands taking ownership, so this is another incompatibility that leads to poor results.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the son three? because tbh, if I were a three-year-old, i'd love that cake. i have low standards, though.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thirst? thirsty for what? water? juice? something else that'll get censored here?

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    Sometimes, people might be careless by nature and fail to follow directions right from the get-go. Now, it might be a simple case of “I didn’t read it” and doing so might resolve the issue, but some might not have the aptitude to internalize it and would continue to make the same mistakes. In turn, their lack of consideration, ignoring protocol and taking shortcuts leads to headaches for everyone else.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one place where we actually want the food product to be smaller

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    And, sometimes, it’s just the case of a bad attitude. They don’t give a gaw-giggity about the customers, the merchandise, the quality, nothing. This often means they are unwilling to collaborate, let alone to do a good job, and even more so when their arrogance and asocialism doesn’t allow them to draw the right conclusions and to become better employees.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most roads in my Belgian town: the grills or covers are nicely aligned with the road during construction, but as they are supported by a whole structure under them, they don't sink, whereas the tarmac sinks with the load of the cars. Only solution is set them 2-3 cm lower than the tarmac during construction, but that does not look nice to the politicians who have to cut the ribbon to open the road. "Luckily" normally a crack appears around these height differences and the water seeps into the underground. Where it creates other problems.

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    Besides being innately bad, there might also be external factors for why someone is bad at their job.

    Being poorly paid is at the top of the list, but it becomes worse when the employee also feels like they are stuck there having to suffer the bad paycheck without any exit strategy.

    Having a bad boss, being overly managed and underappreciated do not help in the quality of the work being done. Why do a good job if the boss isn’t going to be happy about it anyway? Either that, or it’s about quantity, not quality that pushes employees to assume different work priorities. That also likely kills the passion for work somewhere along the way.

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    There might also be other factors at play—factors like being stuck with poor job security or not being able to sort out your work-life balance.

    An employee will never be a good one if their needs aren’t met to a sufficient degree, and that means reassuring them that their job is not at stake and encouraging self-care rather than min-maxing how things are done.

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    And if it’s none of the above, chances are it’s laziness.

    While laziness breeds more laziness and it can become a habit, habits can also be broken. It’s not something people are born with, but rather a behavior that can be phased out. The idea is to learn to be industrious: do things that energize you (sleep, exercise, etc.), work first and reward yourself later, and visualize productiveness (make it tangible and reflect upon it). That’s at least a good start.

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    Whatever the case, you still have one more job to do (hopefully that goes well), and that is to share your stories of that guy who had one job in the comment section below!

    And if the only job you have today is reading more Bored Panda, why not check out another article of ours on the same topic.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm. are you sure about that, box? are you *absolutely* sure about that? 'cause I think you might be a little off. you know, just a bit

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect! i was looking to put in some new windows to let in some more light! really brightens up the space, don't you think?

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i also appreciate that this gate has a spot for a lock. like yeah, that'll *definitely* help

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the "women" and "men" mean, like, maybe the cuts\styles of the shirts? could be wrong, feel free to correct me

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for wheelchair users, how do so many people forget we exist and need stuff like this?

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know. I'll save money by tricking thieves I have security when I don't, just like the corner convenience store down the street" 🤦‍♀️

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    colour them in and make one of them a different colour, then circle that one. boom, problem solved

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