If only karma were always this precise.

The doggo knows a double negative when he sees one..

Step 1: Complete puzzle. Step 2: Flip puzzle over. Step 3: Summon Bob Ross to paint an even better landscape scene.

"C'mon, baby, light my fire."

Triplets!!

I would like to see the other side of the statue, maybe she has some other secrets.

That's a sure way to enforce social distancing LOL

Don't smoke while swimming.

Client: We need that image now DTP-person: Yeah but it's just circles and a short cord Client: Nobody will notice, publish it! DTP-person: Okay....

Took me way too long to realise what was wrong here haha

Biking for the win!

Rest in peace, Ming.

Nooooooo it was so close to retirementttt

This is sad...

poor Ming. R.I.P. Ming.

So we have wiped out white rhinos, are almost done with white lions and have now killed a white clam. Great. Just great.

nice, scientists

that is sad R.I.P 😭

If you can't figure out the age without killing the poor thing then don't kill it and find another way.

*clam

I wonder how much longer Ming could have lived. 507 is pretty impressive.

Aww poor clammy!

Poor Ming!

Noooooooooooooooo! Not Ming!

Some scientists somewhere found bacteria that was 250 million years old (apparently)

What a bunch of idiots!

Poor Ming :'(

Poor Ming, the humans were merciless.

Happy as a clam my a**.

😱

Stupid F's

Weeeelll, the clam is very calm now. Unfortunately...

Even funnier when the headline is a typo, too.

Dumbasses.

The Clan's?

That’s so awful ☹️

Sad

u topid

I believe you mean "clam".

Some sponges live as long as 2,300 years and one deep-sea species was estimated to be 11,000 years old. Yes, sponges are animals.

Please tell me they got canned..

Easier and more humane to just add a year from last year's birthday.

They could have asked :P

Nooo, poor Ming.

If they had not killed it, they would have had to update the figures every year... Too much work.

We humans are honestly the worst creatures on this planet.

It's the spelling clam wrong in the caption

Makes me nervous looking at it

That's a joke, not a fail.

It identifies as mango.

Lube or no lube