Own it and get out there!

This is actually cute.

Happy birthday Gary!

I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?

trying to get on twitter

this is indeed a dark place

Cool, an in car chandelier

she is looking cuter without wig

amazing windows though!

They made a hair dye that makes you look like Justin Bieber.

thats why you should check the plant's position before watering it

Kittens, a.k.a. adorable poop-factories

That is going to be one hell of a domestic when they get in judging by the dogs face

Sharing is caring.

If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.

Or any other day, for that matter.

It would have been hilarious if they had used a "fading" effect font!

PhD: Pretty hungry Dog

that's some weird chicken

I can't make head or a*s of this photo.

Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.

Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.

Lick your mouth and you got dinner.

It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape s**t is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.

nice eye. the open one.

He took what was rightfully his, because he is a piece of sh**!

and that is why your parents always said: PICK UP YOUR FEET

Annnnnnddd that's a 20 rupee note.. :D

HOW?!?

Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.

And only footsteps returned.

This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha

That face is a guy that's thankful to be alive

Shouldn't there be some tests before the job?

Oh, that's just sad. :(

He said "I'm not Happy" and the waiter replied "Well, which one are you then"?

That's not how you're supposed to play Quidditch

Oh the misery, the pain and suffering... I've seen it all..

Have you tried putting it in rice?

Good thing that it was not an old Nokia phone. Then your bike would be totally destroyed but the phone would be like new.

That's why backpacks were invented.

Thank God, the bike wasn't hurt.

Phone The Wet Sprocket

oof

I'd say this is lucky. S/he could have ended up with a broken bone or torn skin.

thats the iphone 22. where u get that?