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#2

What Do You Do In This Situation

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526points

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Hans 5 years ago

I am sorry, but this sounds unvoluntarily funny. Probably as bad a choice for a breakup as you can make...asides from a family celebration, probably.

188points

#3

Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down

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513points

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Max L. 5 years ago

Why the ambulance and not the coroner van

131points

#4

Abraham Lincoln

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507points

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

I know this was painful but I have to say, that is the coolest tattoo I've seen in a while. Bonus: nobody else has one.

39points

#5

I Mean, What Are The Odds...

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470points

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Hans 5 years ago

Flat-ception

123points

#6

Someone's Having A Bad Day

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469points

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Dara 5 years ago (edited)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH don't even know if it's guy's but damn funny it is.

125points

#7

Thirsty

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468points

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Lady Perkele 5 years ago

... do you really speak with the toilet?

234points

#8

S**t...

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455points

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Unlikely 5 years ago

Mary Poppins called all the umbrellas back home.

241points

#9

At Least It Didn’t Get On Her Shirt

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448points

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Hans 5 years ago

If now that painting would even make sense, it would be scary...

65points

#10

I Can See My Neighbors Take A S**t Everyday

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426points

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Hans 5 years ago

Room with a view.

134points

#11

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

Final score:

424points

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Gabriela 5 years ago

Heckin' nope!

133points

#12

These A**holes Told Me It Was A Sweater Party

Final score:

410points

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Annette V 5 years ago

Lol. Nice ugly sweater though.

73points

#13

This Is A Nice Place To Take A Pic

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406points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Hands up to the photographer.

174points

#14

Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things

Final score:

388points

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Hans 5 years ago

Using a wig on a waterslide is not a bad day but a bad idea. A very bad one.

229points

#15

Rough Day On The Course

Final score:

375points

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Gabriela 5 years ago

Don't be fooled by geese, they're savage birds that will destroy anything in their paths, DO NOT HESITATE TO ATTACK FIRST

162points

#16

My Friend Got Notice About Delayed Package, Then Sent Me This On His Drive Home Saying "So That's What Happened"

Final score:

372points

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Hans 5 years ago

Hope that you order something fire-proof...

91points

#17

When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button

Final score:

363points

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Hans 5 years ago

Frankly, this is an engineering fail on top. There should be a safety mechanism when there is an obstruction...

317points

#18

My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook. FML

Final score:

356points

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Carrie de Luka 5 years ago

That cat looks altogether too pleased with itself.

157points

#19

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

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355points

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seauf 5 years ago

is anyone else NOT SEEING THE CHILD

179points

#20

So I Put A Sticky Trap Down And Then Forgot About It For A Few Months. I'm Terrified Of My House Now

Final score:

351points

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Laugh Fan 5 years ago

No, no, no, no, no. Move. Just move.

324points

#21

My Friend Went To His Room To Sleep Last Night And Found Rodent Prints

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351points

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Hans 5 years ago

Time to get a cat.

212points

Carrie de Luka 5 years ago

Maybe a tiger...

44points

Jenkins Mara 5 years ago (edited)

My two cat's are proof that plan doesn't always work. One is too old to care and the other would rather play with them than kill them. I tried calling Kitty Tech Support over the matter to see if I could get help as turning them off and back on again failed. Sadly there was nothing else they could do to help and both are past their warranty date to exchange ... living with broken cats suck 😭😬😂

33points

Full Name 5 years ago

All that does is change the shape of the prints.

22points

Dara 5 years ago

Or 3, just to be sure.

10points

Jordy Star 5 years ago

or a new place to sleep

9points

Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja 5 years ago

Time to move out.

4points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Only one? I'd get a dozen!

4points

Helene 5 years ago

My cat also enjoys bringing in mice and just letting them loose.

3points

Donny Cromwell 5 years ago

My cat brought in a mouse from outside and dropped it at my girlfriend's feet right before it took off in our kitchen.

2points

Its Me 2 years ago

Get Ze flammenwerfer

1point

Paul t 5 years ago

Yeah, before that check the next fail post with the Mackbook :))

1point

Tom Hutcherson 4 months ago

A big one.

0points

Amaranthim Talon 5 years ago

Or add a pet..

0points

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

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0points

madapult 5 years ago

my cat is too dumb and skittish to catch a mouse lol

0points

Cyndi H 5 years ago

I would never sleep again

17points

Claire Shamgochian 5 years ago

Looks like rat feet. SO CUTE! Here is my favorite picture of my rat, Phoebe's, feet. Phoebe-fee...da480c.jpg

16points

Kiki 5 years ago

Pet rats, cute. Wild rats, not so much.

30points

Alexandru Bucur 5 years ago

Rodent of a rather ... unusual... size.

13points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Excuse me...I have to go buy some kerosene.

6points

Kjorn 5 years ago

could be also a pet rat

5points

CCL_2018 5 years ago

Looks like Squirrel prints

5points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Look like raccoon prints to me.

4points

Claire Sylvester 5 years ago

The cutest prints though!!

4points

elfin 5 years ago

Either that or a really drunk, huge spider. It's something to think about. While you're trying to sleep.

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

😨😨

2points

makenzie stephenson 5 years ago

I think those are actually raccoon prints

3points

Stina Kolling 5 years ago

def too big for mouse. i was thinking maybe opossum.

1point

Dian Ella Lillie 5 years ago

Racoons aren't rodents...

2points

Riz Leslie 5 years ago

I feel bad for rodents. Theyre really smart and affectionate as pets but they are a health hazard to us when not domesticated and in large numbers

2points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

A raccoon armed with baby powder?

2points

Flowering Panda 5 years ago

This looks scary!

2points

Ruth Beaty 5 years ago

Eeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!! I would be running and screaming, maybe burning all the bedding, and the bed, and maybe the room...

1point

El-Ray King 5 years ago

Awwwww, cute!

1point

Marilyn Holt 5 years ago

maybe two cats

1point

Gerry Higgins 5 years ago

I'd be awake all night...with the light on!

1point

Lisa J 5 years ago

Check under the bed

1point

Cindy Brinker 3 months ago

It’s just your cat messing with ya

0points

Alister Morgan 2 years ago

🤮

0points

Alister Morgan 2 years ago

🤢🤮

0points

tinker bell 3 years ago

but those arent muse prints

0points

Elizabeth Tunney 3 years ago

well... as long as it’s a mouse, and it’s NOT biting me... I’m cool. No more possums or rats. Get a cat unless it’s a mouse.

0points

Lydia C 5 years ago

Surely it's just a work of art?

0points

Shireen 5 years ago

I hope he didn't sleep in that, that's nasty...

0points

Sodom 5 years ago

Thats how horror movies begin xD move out !!

0points

First Last 5 years ago

fairy hand prints

0points

Candice Ravel 5 years ago

Looks more like raccoon or possum prints unless you live in the fire swamp with rodents of unusual size.

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

Raccoons?

0points

bob 5 years ago

Ok so this must possibly be the worst thing for me... I would just burn the freaking bed down...

0points

Pooky Bear 5 years ago

Oh hell no....time to pull an all nighter!

0points

Barbara Baxendale 5 years ago

Those are elf prints, doesn't he know the difference !!

0points

Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 5 years ago

Aasrrggghh... Burn your house down!

0points

Ed Lesperance 5 years ago

That's one BIG rat!

0points

Jonny Chevalier 5 years ago

THAT is a BIG rodent!!

0points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

Must be a very dusty room

0points

Sue Lowe 5 years ago

Quit eating in bed!! I could be wrong but those look like raccoon feet prints.

0points

Janice Seagraves 5 years ago

I wouldn't be able to sleep after seeing that.

0points

Grace Wiebe 5 years ago

That is no small rodent!

0points

Kimberly Pilkington 5 years ago

Racoon?? Squirrel??

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

wow!!!!! oops?? pet rat???

0points

Jeremy Porter 5 years ago

Probably fake, done with a toy

0points

Giacomo Medici 5 years ago

they come at night..

0points

Louise Brigance 5 years ago

It would not have been an invitation to get into bed and not know where that little a*s-rat was!

0points

Ashiah Rainwing 5 years ago

Raccoon prints.

0points

Moe Less 5 years ago

We're gonna need a bigger cat.

0points

ptm45 5 years ago

that's a rodent-zilla

0points

Tambot 5 years ago

Do you live in a tree house? How the hell would a raccoon or possum get in??? I have so many questions

0points

Blue Cicada 5 years ago

Reminds me of small possum.

0points

Kim Lorton 5 years ago

Raccoon or maybe possums?

0points

neighbor.no13 5 years ago

Fairy or Imp?

0points

Kilo Bean 5 years ago

Oh my gosh!

0points

Laura Williams 5 years ago

Gross.... But how freaking cute are those little foot prints 😍

0points

Mahagony74 Red 5 years ago

Rat squirrel raccoon..it doesnt matter!!! I'm sleeping on the couch!!! Hahaha

0points

Steve Armstrong 5 years ago

Rocket Raccoon!

0points

Nava 5 years ago

Looks like it could be a raccoon, some of the prints have 5 fingers..?

0points

Sel Bonda 5 years ago

Thats why they advise not to hide pizza under your pillow!

0points

Samantha Bing 5 years ago

It looks like a tiny little human hand

0points

Cookie 5 years ago

What happens when you eat in bed.

0points

Id row 5 years ago

omg, I'd lose my mind!

0points

Slune 5 years ago

Noooo that's a starry sky

0points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Those are damn big prints.

0points

Jenna Daniels 5 years ago

Thats opossum prints for sure

0points

Marlene Chavez 5 years ago

Nope

0points

Cora Fields 5 years ago

Big a*s rodent or soft as hell blanket

0points

Charlotte Dupre 5 years ago

Or just burn the place down

0points

Birdgirl45 5 years ago

That made me cringe omg

0points

Kevin Donegan 5 years ago

More like raccoon prints!

0points

Ms.Panda 5 years ago

I don't even sleep in the same room if i see a spider web or tiny spider, cant even imagine a freaking rodent!!

0points

Annina Aleksandra 5 years ago

New pet?

0points

Courtney Barrett 5 years ago

Would move that day

0points

Whitney Speight-Carlin 5 years ago

No other option, it's time to burn it down.

0points

Sue Knerl 5 years ago

A BIG cat.

0points

Biana Weatherford 5 years ago

HOLY C**P! That's a big un!

0points

Nikki D 5 years ago

Horrifying, but the blanket looks sooooo comfy!

0points

Jennifer C. 5 years ago

Racoon!

0points

Smoky Doggg 5 years ago

They just wanted to cuddle

0points

That One Panda 5 years ago

Oh dear

0points

Edward Richards 5 years ago

Looks a scene from that movie "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark". I would ran out of there screaming "The power of Christ compels you!"

-1point

Edward Richards 5 years ago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069992/

0points

#22

We Had Too Much On Our Shelf And In Our Cupboard, So It Broke. But It Could've Been Worse Without Pam

Final score:

339points

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Kaisu Rei 5 years ago

Pam to the rescue!

134points

#23

This Is What Happens When You Take The Ice Tray Out Of A Freezer With An Automatic Ice Maker

Final score:

336points

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Hans 5 years ago

"This should last for the day, John."

101points

#24

My Trip To Mount Rushmore Last Year

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333points

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Merle S 5 years ago

had to check if I'm somewhere in the background - had the same view last year

87points

#25

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

Final score:

322points

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Steve 5 years ago

Photo from the set of "Hellraiser 12: Fruit Basket"

219points

#26

I Bet Kevin Was Wondering Why People Were Giving Him Strange Looks At Work Yesterday

Final score:

322points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

And this is the reason some countries don't allow publishing photos and full names of convicts. There is always a risk of mistaken identity.

205points

#27

I Work In An Office And They Told People To Dress Up. I'm The Only One Dressed Up...

Final score:

320points

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Forget them, own it.

179points

#28

Well That Was A Quick Turnaround

Final score:

308points

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Flowering Panda 5 years ago

This feels just right...

80points

#29

If Anyone Is Wondering How My Monday Went... It's Spray Paint By The Way

Final score:

303points

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Hans 5 years ago

Fabulous!

56points

#30

This Is Why You Should Never Use Your PC As A Candle Holder

Final score:

299points

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Chris Mugea 5 years ago

That must have been a big a*s candle

177points

#31

How Can You Mess Up This Much?

Final score:

297points

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Hans 5 years ago

Wow...this is so wrong on so many levels. "Impregnated"? Like it was a passive act for women. "Told to [...] abort it"? How would you have the right or entitlement to? And how dare you laugh at human being being born into a world of a father who obviously does not give a s**t what he does with his semen? Sorry, but this is not funny but infuriating. Such a lacak of responsibility...although I see the irony. Hope he at least has to pay big time!

536points

#32

Windows Has Encountered A Problem With Turkey.exe

Final score:

293points

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JillVille 5 years ago

Two large dog beds there, so where did the two large dogs run like hell to? I could just imagine their terror when that window broke!

20points

#33

Well That Sucks

Final score:

287points

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Hans 5 years ago

Definition of an a*****e.

266points

#34

Worst Game Of Hide And Seek Ever

Final score:

287points

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Laugh Fan 5 years ago

There are way too many spider related bad days!!

98points

#35

The Snake Didn't Kill Me But The Debt Will

Final score:

285points

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Hans 5 years ago

Bad day? Ridiculously f****d up healthcare system...

469points

#36

Giraffes Are Adorable

Final score:

275points

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Hans 5 years ago

Giraffes: now in gore mode. This may become an B-horror movie. "Gore Giraffes." And now "Gore Giraffees 2: the high-neck watch"

79points

#37

I Thought I Should Also Show You The Shameless Perpetrators As I Caught Them Red Handed While Going To The Supermarket Today

Final score:

275points

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Cum Farts 5 years ago

Well s**t

118points

#38

Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes

Final score:

274points

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Hans 5 years ago

Number one lesson: if you got an important presentation to do, do NOT change anything at least from 24 hours in advance. Always check the equipment first, always bring an adapter, ALWYS bring a copy of the slide set on a memory stick. Sounds paranoid, but it truly is not.

235points

#39

Ouch

Final score:

274points

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Hans 5 years ago

"You suck, n00b!"

78points

#40

C'mon Kyle

Final score:

274points

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Max L. 5 years ago

You had one girlfriend.

99points

#41

When You Try To Look Cool But It’s Cold Out

Final score:

273points

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I don't think anyone would consider wearing a McDonald's jumper would make you look good!

23points

#42

Driving To Work Near Dulles Airport And A Part Fell Off A Plane Smashed My Back Window. I Freaked Out Because I Thought Someone Was Shooting At Me. Guy Behind Me Saw Something Fall From Sky

Final score:

268points

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Hans 5 years ago

Scary!

82points

#43

Not Today

Final score:

262points

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Laugh Fan 5 years ago

Hope it wasn't due to sampling the cargo!

66points

#44

An Allergic Reaction To Hair Dye

Final score:

260points

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Laugh Fan 5 years ago

Ouch. As someone who gets allergic reactions to a lot of different things I know just how extremely painful that must be. With hairdyes do a test every time even if it was fine before.

131points