Expecting a car that is so broken that it does not pass inspection and that not beingh driven for a year to actually run is quite bold...

I am sorry, but this sounds unvoluntarily funny. Probably as bad a choice for a breakup as you can make...asides from a family celebration, probably.

Why the ambulance and not the coroner van

I know this was painful but I have to say, that is the coolest tattoo I've seen in a while. Bonus: nobody else has one.

Flat-ception

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH don't even know if it's guy's but damn funny it is.

... do you really speak with the toilet?

Mary Poppins called all the umbrellas back home.

If now that painting would even make sense, it would be scary...

Room with a view.

Heckin' nope!

Lol. Nice ugly sweater though.

Hands up to the photographer.

Using a wig on a waterslide is not a bad day but a bad idea. A very bad one.

Don't be fooled by geese, they're savage birds that will destroy anything in their paths, DO NOT HESITATE TO ATTACK FIRST

Hope that you order something fire-proof...

Frankly, this is an engineering fail on top. There should be a safety mechanism when there is an obstruction...

That cat looks altogether too pleased with itself.

is anyone else NOT SEEING THE CHILD

No, no, no, no, no. Move. Just move.

Time to get a cat.

Pam to the rescue!

"This should last for the day, John."

had to check if I'm somewhere in the background - had the same view last year

Photo from the set of "Hellraiser 12: Fruit Basket"

And this is the reason some countries don't allow publishing photos and full names of convicts. There is always a risk of mistaken identity.

Forget them, own it.

This feels just right...

Fabulous!

That must have been a big a*s candle

Wow...this is so wrong on so many levels. "Impregnated"? Like it was a passive act for women. "Told to [...] abort it"? How would you have the right or entitlement to? And how dare you laugh at human being being born into a world of a father who obviously does not give a s**t what he does with his semen? Sorry, but this is not funny but infuriating. Such a lacak of responsibility...although I see the irony. Hope he at least has to pay big time!

Two large dog beds there, so where did the two large dogs run like hell to? I could just imagine their terror when that window broke!

Definition of an a*****e.

There are way too many spider related bad days!!

Bad day? Ridiculously f****d up healthcare system...

Giraffes: now in gore mode. This may become an B-horror movie. "Gore Giraffes." And now "Gore Giraffees 2: the high-neck watch"

Well s**t

Number one lesson: if you got an important presentation to do, do NOT change anything at least from 24 hours in advance. Always check the equipment first, always bring an adapter, ALWYS bring a copy of the slide set on a memory stick. Sounds paranoid, but it truly is not.

"You suck, n00b!"

You had one girlfriend.

Now you made us curious...

...now let's hear these stories, Kyle.

She's your ex now, right?

New story to tell the next one .

Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practise to deceive - Sir Walter Scott.

So what are those certain stories? Do tell.

Really not worth the double consecutive post imo.

Ooopsie!

I don't think anyone would consider wearing a McDonald's jumper would make you look good!

Scary!

Hope it wasn't due to sampling the cargo!

Ouch. As someone who gets allergic reactions to a lot of different things I know just how extremely painful that must be. With hairdyes do a test every time even if it was fine before.

What amazes me is that a student had $15K available balance.

as someone who uses the celcius, it took me a moment to figure out why this person is not dead yet

That's cats for you.

"3...2...1...good luck!"