hilarious :D ma... ke him a dinner, at least one :)

It’s beautiful.

Quick, frost that thing before he sees!

Get yourself a bag of frozen peas and some chocolates and champagne!

That is cute

I really hat when people will say they'll come to something and just don't show up, especially when they don't excuse themselves

Apparently he isn't that familiar with human anatomy, let alone his own..

Is his name Ralph by chance? 😂

Couple of tips... use a recipe that doesn't spread much. Use a cookie cutter to keep the shape round and consistent. And place heart-shaped molds in the top to be removed after baking.

Poor guy

What a fun memory

Oof. It's ok. This too shall pass.

This is actually cool!

I'd have taken it home because I would have felt bad for it. Shut up, I am so too an adult.

gender reveal gone wrong

For a second I thought they left the controllers in the oven and they melted 😅

I don't understand this... I'd honestly have no problem waiting for the 15th to celebrate with half priced goodies. I'd rather save money or just do something small.

HI-OHHHH

My car has a heart on

Actually not bad.

Let's go through the facts: strawberries are there; chocolate is there; chocolate amount is greater then expected. Verdict - still yummy, NOT a fail <3

My sister works at a florist delivered roses to a guy who wanted to surprise his wife with a dozen roses. Put them on the dining room table, and when she got home - shredded roses everywhere-- the cats had destroyed the whole bouquet.

Don't engage if you don't have to, guys like that feed on the drama.

Or maybe the trash can wants to ask you out.

They don't exist 🙄

That was a really well-made cookie!

If they are in bloom it'll be a bit better, but that's not the bouquet on the left

That’s why you don’t make a crepe cake, you just stuff it in your mouth with a glob of Nutella as soon as it comes of the pan

This would really depend on what her job is...

o.0

What is Ulta? Why would she pull out her valentine's day gift in spite afterward?

What do you expect?

Give me back my money!

The chocolate obviously did not koala-fy

Amazon does have an option to request a box, but clearly they need to make that option more obvious.

Poor bear

Yikes. That says everything.

You are skills are awesome!

Get a refund!

Good effort, but chocolate chip cookies are a drop cookie....drop cookies really can't be shaped.

Wonderful idea for a civic group. Terrible idea for a funeral home!

This is is a perfect example of using Twitter to put a company, in this case Yankee Candles 'on blast' (Am I using that right kids?)

Someone never tempered their chocolate properly.

why is the character limit so small when 'back' would absolutely fit on that cookie >:(

I also cannot read this

ProFlowers, huh? Duly noted.

I'm not even sure what I'm looking at....besides some oddly sliced strawberries

Wtf? "I don't like you THAT way.... but you still have to pay for me when we hang out". No... just, NO.

...last year! Ouch! :D