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Engrish is a term used to describe funny and often unintentional misuse of the English language, and there's a website of the same name that has been running since 1999, sharing examples of such instances.

Whether we're talking about restaurant signs, Amazon ads, or product labels, turns out, there's no shortage of texts that were introduced to the public without running them through a proofreader first.

But before we continue, it's important to note that Engrish is not trying to mock or criticize non-native speakers but rather to appreciate the humor that unexpectedly arises in everyday life. So, without further ado, let's do just that!

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Thank Goodness I’m Stuck In The Past

Thank Goodness I’m Stuck In The Past

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#2

Not Much To Do Here

Not Much To Do Here

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English belongs to the Germanic languages branch of the Indo-European language family.

It is one of the most popular languages in the world, with approximately 1.5 billion speakers, the mother tongue of more than 350 million people, and the most widely taught foreign language.

#3

Don’t Believe It? C4 Yourself

Don’t Believe It? C4 Yourself

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#4

I’m Betting It’s Not A Bible

I’m Betting It’s Not A Bible

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#5

Sometimes We Wish You Were Someone Else

Sometimes We Wish You Were Someone Else

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To someone who is well versed in the language, the mistakes in these pictures might seem absurd, but despite its prevalence, English is quite hard to learn.

"The most difficulty arises when people ... don’t have the advantage of sharing many borrowed words or grammatical patterns," "Sean Sutherland, senior lecturer in English language and linguistics at the University of Westminster, United Kingom, said.

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"This will include speakers of Arabic, Urdu, and Bengali"

#6

You Can’t Handle It

You Can’t Handle It

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#7

So... This Isn't Sushi

So... This Isn't Sushi

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#8

Make It Look Like An Accident

Make It Look Like An Accident

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#9

It Kills 666% Of The Germs!

It Kills 666% Of The Germs!

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In his own experience, the most common complaint learners make about English is that the spelling of words often has little or nothing to do with their pronunciation.

"It’s easy enough to teach someone how to write the letter 'a', for example, but then they must be taught that its pronunciation changes in words like hat, hate, and father. In oak, it isn’t pronounced at all," the linguist explained.

"Compare this to the simplicity of Spanish, a language in which an 'a' and other vowels rarely change pronunciation from word to word."

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#10

No Ham, No Fourl

No Ham, No Fourl

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#11

Damn Kids

Damn Kids

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#12

I Feel I Can Trust Light Gary

I Feel I Can Trust Light Gary

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#13

Resist. It Is Not Sorry

Resist. It Is Not Sorry

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Furthermore, English keeps adopting new words from other languages (350, to be exact, according to David Crystal's book 'English as a Global Language').

With so many sources behind its evolution, English is malleable, or as Robert Burchfield, calls it in 'The English Language', "a fleet of juggernaut trucks that goes on regardless."

No form of linguistic engineering and no amount of linguistic legislation will prevent the myriads of change that lie ahead, he said, and people whose texts ended up on 'Engrish' would probably agree.

#14

Swearing At The Water Does Help

Swearing At The Water Does Help

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#15

Employee Complaints Are Down

Employee Complaints Are Down

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#16

Now I Can’t Seem To Think Of Anything Else

Now I Can’t Seem To Think Of Anything Else

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#17

Waves Begin At 9 Am

Waves Begin At 9 Am

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#18

Which Came First... The Driver Or The Fee?

Which Came First... The Driver Or The Fee?

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#19

It’s A Long Story

It’s A Long Story

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#20

Show Me Someone Who Can

Show Me Someone Who Can

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#21

Keep Baking, Kids

Keep Baking, Kids

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#22

Now I Am [furious]

Now I Am [furious]

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#23

Because A Whole Child Would Be Insane

Because A Whole Child Would Be Insane

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#24

Careful Injuries Are No Accident

Careful Injuries Are No Accident

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#25

Spanked Tender

Spanked Tender

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#26

If You’re Alive, Thank A Sign

If You’re Alive, Thank A Sign

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#27

You Won’t Like The Paper, Either

You Won’t Like The Paper, Either

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#28

And Yet We Keep Selling Them

And Yet We Keep Selling Them

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#29

I Swear There’s A Towel

I Swear There’s A Towel

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#30

This Will Go Well With My Naivety Scene

This Will Go Well With My Naivety Scene

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#31

Batman Will Be Sad That He Went Legit

Batman Will Be Sad That He Went Legit

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#32

Then Open The Door To Turn The Knob

Then Open The Door To Turn The Knob

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#33

Shart Will Do In A Pinch

Shart Will Do In A Pinch

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#34

Your Moist Lies Won’t Work Here

Your Moist Lies Won’t Work Here

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#35

He’s A 9, But A 10 With Soup

He’s A 9, But A 10 With Soup

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#36

Yeah, I'll Just Take A Soda

Yeah, I'll Just Take A Soda

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#37

See The Flames? Didn't Think So

See The Flames? Didn't Think So

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#38

Nobody Expects!

Nobody Expects!

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#39

Grandma Is Getting Suspicious About Our Family Portrait

Grandma Is Getting Suspicious About Our Family Portrait

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#40

How Am I Going To Eat?

How Am I Going To Eat?

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#41

As Long As It Is Past-Your-Eyes... . (Found In South Africa)

As Long As It Is Past-Your-Eyes... . (Found In South Africa)

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#42

Your Vehicle Will Be Toad

Your Vehicle Will Be Toad

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#43

Choose Wisely On Erection Day!

Choose Wisely On Erection Day!

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#44

This Body Isn’t Just Going To Injure Itself

This Body Isn’t Just Going To Injure Itself

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#45

Octopus Is Welcome

Octopus Is Welcome

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#46

Thank You For Pleasuring Me

Thank You For Pleasuring Me

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#47

Be Sure To Visit Some Place!

Be Sure To Visit Some Place!

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#48

And You Gonna Be Sorry

And You Gonna Be Sorry

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#49

Tell Me Your Pharmacist Doesn’t Respect You Without Telling Me

Tell Me Your Pharmacist Doesn’t Respect You Without Telling Me

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#50

Right Click For Toilet Paper

Right Click For Toilet Paper

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#51

I Swear, If You Animal One More Time

I Swear, If You Animal One More Time

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#52

Will He Ever Catch That Moose?

Will He Ever Catch That Moose?

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#53

That Grass Don’t Replant Itself But You Can Always Have Another Kid

That Grass Don’t Replant Itself But You Can Always Have Another Kid

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#54

It’s The Secret Spices!

It’s The Secret Spices!

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#55

People Are Lining Up For Drowning Accidents!

People Are Lining Up For Drowning Accidents!

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#56

Diuretic Coke

Diuretic Coke

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#57

No Daughter Of Mine Is Wearing Sparkphss On Her Prodnetions!

No Daughter Of Mine Is Wearing Sparkphss On Her Prodnetions!

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#58

We Paid The Bill

We Paid The Bill

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#59

Definitely Not Smart Food

Definitely Not Smart Food

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#60

Remember, Breathe Mouth

Remember, Breathe Mouth

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#61

Please Don't Make Cameras Angry

Please Don't Make Cameras Angry

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#62

Openope

Openope

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#63

Ca't We Talk This Over?

Ca't We Talk This Over?

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#64

They Have Quite A Student Body

They Have Quite A Student Body

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#65

Or Just Poach Me Into Orbit

Or Just Poach Me Into Orbit

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#66

Paper Does That To Me

Paper Does That To Me

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#67

Happy Smorked Turkey Day!

Happy Smorked Turkey Day!

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#68

*cough* Giant Hornet

*cough* Giant Hornet

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#69

Brevity Is The Soul Of Greeting

Brevity Is The Soul Of Greeting

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#70

Christmas Text Is Made

Christmas Text Is Made

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#71

Nothing Stimulates Like The Apocalypse

Nothing Stimulates Like The Apocalypse

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#72

Cholesterol Is A Gateway Drug

Cholesterol Is A Gateway Drug

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#73

Choos Wiesly

Choos Wiesly

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#74

You Know, Cheese And Stuff

You Know, Cheese And Stuff

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#75

Do Not Hide If You Don’t Want A Hiding

Do Not Hide If You Don’t Want A Hiding

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#76

It's Sad Because Porky Was In Recovery

It's Sad Because Porky Was In Recovery

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#77

No Safety. Smoking First

No Safety. Smoking First

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#78

What Else Would You Do After Entering?

What Else Would You Do After Entering?

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#79

Let’s Tame Activity

Let’s Tame Activity

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#80

What Happened To Sugar And Spice?

What Happened To Sugar And Spice?

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