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Funny Comeback

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312points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Aaaaand her true colors are shown...typical.

85points

From A To Z

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282points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Ha! GOT EM!

61points

A Sun Is A Sun

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275points

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KT Trondsen 8 years ago

Tomato is also a fruit.... Lol

142points

Adrian Nash 8 years ago

Actually the tomato part is actually true. People even took that debate to the Supreme Court and the Supreme Court ruled that it's a vegetable

5points

Hikari Matsumoto 8 years ago

and I thought it was official vegetable of New Jersey

1point

Yoli Anderson 8 years ago

same the sun,not just a star,this student was just correct.

0points

Miracle 6 years ago

Thank you Captain Obvious...

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Marika Stanway 8 years ago

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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago

This "son" is not so bright....

11points

rhetorical1 8 years ago

You can't fix stupid.

10points

Alyssa 8 years ago

The sun is a star dude.... Just accept it.

6points

Trav May 8 years ago

2900177-fa...e15deb.jpg

5points

Ava Dobrzynska 8 years ago

Yet another child left behind :P

4points

.gas. 8 years ago

Based on his follow-up comment, this guy knew what he was doing...

4points

Noneofyourbusiness 8 years ago

its is a fruit stupid

3points

Johan Ruda 8 years ago

And the tomato is actually also a fruit, sooo.... ;)

3points

Hege Erga 8 years ago

Yes, tomatoes are berries.. As are bananas :)

2points

Sasha Mirt 8 years ago

And strawberries aren't berries, yes.

0points

Grace Barclay 8 years ago

Stupidity...some just have it...

2points

Gabriel Wittig 4 years ago

LOL

1point

Penny Bundy 8 years ago

Omg- ignorant AND stubborn! Bad combination.

1point

Rich McCormick 8 years ago

Poor poor pitiful Matthew. Three strikes and he's OUT!

1point

Ian Bodey 8 years ago

Mathew is F*****g Stupid

1point

Fani Sanpal 8 years ago

as Debra said I'm surprised that anyone able to profit $9077 in a few weeks on the computer .>> try this site►►► www.social36.com

1point

Curious Cat 8 years ago

thats like saying Trump is normal

1point

Marta Horvatski 8 years ago

Omg! And people like this actually live among us?!

1point

Jigsaw's Puzzle 3 years ago

A tomato is also a fruit bro

0points

Giuliano Di Staulo 3 years ago

Ok, this guy is trolling

0points

TankTops 143 4 years ago

This one kind of hurt to read

0points

WhiteFox 6 years ago

search it up.

0points

MacDudu 7 years ago

Fake lol

0points

Miyuki Walker 7 years ago

THE IRONY

0points

Henri Giesen 8 years ago

it hurts............hard

0points

Lynda Hallett 8 years ago

omg can't stop laughing .Of course tomato is a fruit

0points

Robert Playsmc 8 years ago

why are these people allowed to breathe

0points

Rebekah Sorbo 8 months ago

Don't worry, stupid people don't breathe. They breath.

0points

Glenda OBrien 8 years ago

fail.....

0points

MizuPanda 8 years ago

Show this to his science teacher....

0points

Rachel LI 8 years ago

Wow people now a days

0points

Savvy Chumballina 8 years ago

i'm facepalming so hard right now

0points

MissGreenGamer 8 years ago

Proof that stupidity is incurable and hilarious.

0points

Delia Gröller 8 years ago

bahahahahaa

0points

romarie_0806 8 years ago

Facepalm*

0points

Pastel Unicorn 8 years ago

Lol what a dumbass

0points

Diana Szolga 8 years ago

I think this one's on purpose. It has to be :))

0points

Rose Hogue 8 years ago

Pray for the minds of the young, and the teachers trying to educate them. Ma the obviously will become an astrophysicist, not.

0points

Corrine Cortez 8 years ago

What a dumbass...

0points

エリ緋月 8 years ago

Saying a sun is a star is the same as saying this Facebook OP is educated.

0points

Rhon 8 years ago

Poor Matthew!

0points

Florin Marica 8 years ago

tomato is a fruit ONLY from biological stand stand point, just like the bell pepper is a fruit, because it carries the seeds used to perpetuate the species... Call the nearest university and ask a biology professor

0points

Mariya Stoyanova 8 years ago

It is actually a vegetable ONLY from cooking point. The more important point is the botanical one :-) "True fruits are developed from the ovary in the base of the flower, and contain the seeds of the plant"

2points

Chuck Larson 8 years ago

If you listen, hopefully you may be as dumb as your teacher.

0points

Peter Kovak 8 years ago

Wow, this one is huge!!!!!!!

0points

JustRoz 8 years ago

lol......

0points

Elizabeth Hopkins 8 years ago

Submitted without comment: https://youtu.be/_vsECkrXzJw

0points

Elizabeth Hopkins 8 years ago

Mizrahi (bless his heart) does not know what the sun is.

0points

Maryana Serpinina 8 years ago

LOL it is so funny all this comments saying that tomato is actually a fruit, like they are the only ones who know it, could they think that this is why it is here in this list? no kidding!

0points

Filip Snášel 8 years ago

Well dispute about tomatoes being a fruit made it to the Supreme Court. And guess what - tomatoes are vegetable (cause there was no tariff on vegetable at that time :) ) https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/149/304/case.html

0points

Touche 8 years ago

Courts don't decide on this, but nature and biologists do :)

0points

Delphine Susan Pillar 8 years ago

OMG!! lol, tomato is a fruit, dumb and getting dumber.

0points

Cranial Draft 8 years ago

You say tomato I say potato...

0points

Marika Aeon 8 years ago

0points

Lily Quinn 8 years ago

Lolololol sorry Matthew....

0points

Smarty Pants

Final score:

274points

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Bo Wilson 8 years ago

Hahaha! Which is not my password.

64points

She Doesn't

Final score:

263points

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Daria B 8 years ago

Ehehe... Totally!

42points

Busted

Final score:

263points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

Someone just got dragged out of the closet.

118points

I'm Not A Taxi Service

Final score:

229points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Wonder what else this person would do for money -_-

39points

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

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217points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

Call the Darwin awards.

122points

#10

The Level Of Stupid Is Too Damn High

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216points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

Sad. You feel sad about this.

125points

#11

Another Facebook Fail

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199points

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Lily Quinn 8 years ago

.....

44points

#12

It's Spelled Australia*

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195points

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Daria B 8 years ago

This is for a facepalm...

96points

#13

The Future Is Awesome

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187points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

Again; I feel so old.

102points

#14

Luke And His Relationship Status

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183points

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lalanderos 8 years ago

Strang enough that he was in a relationship

44points

#15

A Great Way To Start 2014, A Dumb Status Post

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176points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

How do these people cope day to day? I'm surprised they haven't forgotten how to breathe. Smh.

156points

#16

A Hard Decision

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171points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

This actually made me laugh out loud.

74points

#17

I Said Before Google Maps

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168points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

They were probably the same people who knew the difference between "know" and "no"

173points

#18

Embarrassing Facebook Status

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167points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

"......."

44points

#19

Oh Canadians...

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160points

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Grace Barclay 8 years ago

God help us all if the kids are not learning anything historical...

71points

#20

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

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148points

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Daria B 8 years ago

I honestly don't understand what they wanted to say with that husband comparison....

65points

#21

Feeling Annoyed

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144points

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.gas. 8 years ago

#served

57points

#22

Nope

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134points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

64points

#23

Internal Screaming Intensifies

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129points

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Onennon 8 years ago

HELL NOPE.

91points

#24

Always Check Your Spelling

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125points

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Joseph Pensak 8 years ago

Guess they were getting ponies...yay for them!

52points

#25

Kids Born In The 00's

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123points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Quick...sterilize them so they can't breed!

194points

#26

This Animal Lover

Final score:

100points

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Amber Ridgdill 8 years ago

This is a tumblr thing lol Purposefully saying the wrong animals/species.

20points

#27

Thank You For You Sacrifice

Final score:

94points

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dkekesi 8 years ago

Upvote if you think the redaction of OP's name looks like a tank.

56points

#28

Facebook Never Fails To Amuse Me

Final score:

92points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

"Don't believe every quote you ever read" - Abe Lincoln

89points

#29

Apply Cold Water To The Burned Area

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92points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Someone better get this kid some ice for that burn!

42points

#30

Another Facebook Fail

Final score:

86points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

What did he ever do to you?

52points

#31

Awkward

Final score:

83points

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Adrian Barrios 8 years ago

turn down for what

22points

#32

Crazy Nature

Final score:

76points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Dear God....

60points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#33

Oops

Final score:

74points

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David Gallagher 8 years ago

I almost googled that to see if it's a "legit" site in existence. :P

46points

#34

You're Right, There Isn't A Sun In Your Room

Final score:

73points

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Donna Niedzialkowski-Imbrogno 8 years ago

This is the funniest.

24points

#35

Busted!

Final score:

71points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

So much stupid.

31points

#36

Are You Ok?

Final score:

66points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

*blank stares* ... on a serious note ... as a society I feel like we are trying to do way too much with the Dorito

31points

#37

Ultimate Fail

Final score:

66points

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Eva 8 years ago

Oh my gosh! A parrot? Why not a seagull?

50points

#38

Are You Serious?

Final score:

65points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

This is the same person that puts sparklers in their a*s, and records it.

36points

#39

Facebook Knows Everything

Final score:

64points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

"... also you're adopted"

79points

#40

Man Is His Own Worst Enemy

Final score:

62points

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Onennon 8 years ago

HASN'T HE HEARD OF... ANYTHING??!?

46points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#41

Fact Of The Day

Final score:

60points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

lol "To be continued...."

60points

#42

Oops

Final score:

60points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

#FoodBaby

32points

#43

Goodbye

Final score:

59points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Suicide is NOT funny, but his response was...

44points

#44

At Least He Is With Princess Diana

Final score:

56points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

This kind of thing makes me want to smack the screen so hard that they feel it at the other end. Sigh.

64points

#45

Found Dog

Final score:

53points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Reminds me of this... oppossum-5...a7ae00.jpg

35points

#46

The Night Of All Nights

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45points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

I feel like this kid was becoming increasingly more intoxicated as he typed this...

31points

#47

Lion For Dinner ?

Final score:

45points

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Diana CrunChewy Watson 8 years ago

It tastes like pork.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

38points

#48

I Hate Facebook

Final score:

43points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

Cool. Deactivate your accounts and leave.

30points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#49

Visiting Grandma

Final score:

41points

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Philip Atkins 8 years ago

Ouch, that must have been embarrassing

16points

#50

Oreo Spelled Backwards

Final score:

38points

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Sara Shrader 8 years ago

"Moron" backwards spells "French fry"

95points

#51

Burn

Final score:

36points

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Philip Atkins 8 years ago

As single can be a noun, adjective and verb it's an easy mistake to make. Being a douchebag is much worse than being incorrect.

51points

#52

Did He Just Agreed To Being Stupid?

Final score:

34points

Erza

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Spindog Spindog 8 years ago

"Did He Just Agreed"

24points

#53

Justin Bieber's Fan

Final score:

33points

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Onennon 8 years ago

no, no. I'll kill her for free.

25points

#54

That's Not Even A Question

Final score:

31points

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Jen Brant 8 years ago

Ewww. Just, ewww.

35points

#55

Facebook Boy Can Predict The Future

Final score:

29points

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Panda Bear 8 years ago

MIW

3points

#56

I Hate Political Posts On Facebook, But...

Final score:

29points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

I can't even read this, I'm too distracted by the big black c*ck staring into my soul

139points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#57

Overly "Pregnant"

Final score:

27points

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Lily Quinn 8 years ago

Lol get some respect m8 lmao

12points

#58

Omg Just Met Johnny Derp

Final score:

25points

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Heather Sefcik 8 years ago

Someone got fed a hotdog alright...

27points

#59

Dad Wants The World To Know... #firstperiod

Final score:

4points

BamesJond

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Pemberton 8 years ago

Well, is it just a cultural difference to celebrate first period openly? Or should I be horrified by the image of a girl with a knife?

13points

#60

All Eyes On The Helmet Please

Final score:

1point

Graz Weed

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Carol Taylor 8 years ago

that is serious cameltoe...chuckles...

11points