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If you’ve ever ventured into an online marketplace or a thrift store, you probably came across rather odd and questionable things there. While some people might still find value in them or just laugh those items off, others get frustrated by seeing such bizarre listings.

One Facebook group, titled That’s It, I’m FB Marketplace Shaming, is dedicated to sharing the funniest and the most absurd items sold on Facebook marketplace. Our team couldn’t help but pick the most ridiculous findings to hopefully brighten up your day. From a pot of noodles to a hornet nest, scroll down to see some real weird stuff people would like you to buy.

When you’re done, check out our previous article covering even more silly and shameful items sold online!

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Gabby Boyle Report

Lennart
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blessed be the ignorance, oh waily.

WindySwede
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's been specul..ated, but not proven it's an scoop. /s

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Lynn Fisher Eisner
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poster is probably a man, in congress, making decisions about women's bodies.

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ice cream has ways of shutting the whole thing down.

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gotham-panda
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's... not an ice cream scoop.

Paulo Freitas
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when you think about it..... Both tools are used on " lickable things " só.... One can call that an ice cream Scoop by proxi...... ( Its a joke, apparently i need to point this out )

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Paulo Freitas
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.... I wouldn't use a vintage Scoop like that on icecream lol, i have no idea where that hás been for the last 70 years.... ( Just kidding,i know exactly where that thing hás been... )

I I
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that aint going anywhere near my ice cream , the wife dont want it either

Marie Dahme
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my lawd. Lol. This was a guy posting this fer shure. Lol. He don’t know what a speculum is.

RafCo (he/him)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been a man my whole life. I know what a speculum looks like, and what an icecream scoop looks like, and exactly which one that is

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Dawn Marie
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be a man

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To learn more about online (re)selling and shopping, we got in touch with Matt Groll, a professional thrift hunter and the creator of Thrifter Sifter, and mother-daughter thrifter duo LuAnn and Brianna (Generational Thrifter). Scroll down to read more about their thrifting experiences and even get some tips for buying online!

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    #2

    Funny-Facebook-Marketplace-Shaming

    Jessica Sanders Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move along jeggings, it’s time for the Jouch.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great idea! I'd never loose my remote again, lol:)

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's better than the denim stairs we saw a few days ago. Not that that's saying a lot.

    Distracted Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg yeahh The Jouch is definitely mroe doable than the Jairs

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, look at all them remote control holders

    Ponyo (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would be a crime to just call it a couch

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    #3

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    Amber Player Report

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the kind of people who find Jesus in toast.

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this still available? Can you bring it to me for free, my daughter really wants it so it should be free.

    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert the harry potter theme played on an recorder

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏼‍♀️ Deepest Sigh….

    Ali Sherlock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, of course it's in Brisbane....though I am surprised it's not Logan or Ipswich

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if it sales it sales. Worth a shot.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonalds gives me french fries with bad spots free with purchase.

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    Online marketplaces seem to be on a boom with more and more people choosing to shop on the internet. It’s a good alternative for those who would like to sell things they no longer use or handmade items without having to waste time standing in an open-air market. “I think online marketplaces are popular because it’s so convenient. Not everyone has the time to go out and shop all day, driving around town, when they could just order ahead of time by phone or computer,” Matt shared.

    LuAnn and Brianna added that online marketplaces make thrifting and vintage shopping easy for customers and sellers. “Customers can shop anytime, anywhere for lower prices than what are typically found in brick-and-mortar stores. As an online seller, we do not have to budget for rent or other store-related expenses and can keep our items priced affordably. However, I do not think online marketplaces can ever replace the experience of the traditional open-air market. We make long-lasting personal connections with our buyers online; however, at the market, you just never know who you will talk to, what you will find, and can enjoy some outdoor time all at once. There is space for both!”

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    #4

    Funny-Facebook-Marketplace-Shaming

    Tristin Lester Report

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay! it's official, this is by far my creepiest weirdest BP post.

    Canda (Cat Panda)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should check out (if you haven’t yet) the creepy fact threads

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people here so disgusted, as if those tampons have already been used? It's just a clump of cotton. Do you guys also get creeped out by toilet paper, since it's made to wipe human waste?

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only bugs me because they're so expensive. I'd have found a cheaper alternative

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    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lowkey love this, what is wrong with me.

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghosts hide in the strangest places

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy cow. Just wow. A new use for tampons. At least they didn’t make them look like murdered ghosts, right ?? Lol

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needs some fake blood to complete the effect! /s

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert " Luke Skywalker, NOOOOOOOOO " gif meme here....

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually kinda cute! *realizes what they’re made of* Hmm… I mean, still cute and even scarier.

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic. Normally you get ghosted when they no longer need to use em.

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    #5

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    Donna Morgan Report

    IamMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snake poop smells awful. I wouldn't want to sleep on top of a snake tank.

    Anon822209
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought. Glad I wasn't the only one. (Second thought was that it's gotta be a b!tch to clean)

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real monster under the bed

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the unwashed sheets included in the sale? /s

    Mafia!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually really neat??

    Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is happening with the rest of the room? Is it full of cat litter or is it my idea?

    Lucy Hildring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As weird as it sounds…. I kinda like it?

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a previous owners of multiple sneks I only see two problems: first, cleaning doesn't seem practical and, second, I don't want it to be required that I have my face to the ground to see my beautiful snek.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one I'm tempted by. Have a friend of a friend with a pet snake. A difficulty is keeping the snake's terrarium at the correct temperature. This would help.

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    #6

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    Josh Alexander Report

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worn...but never washed after? And as for the second one - so that is a new antique?

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently One also saw the SAMs ( surface to air missiles ) warning light up in the kockpit....

    Greg Wilhelm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole "one pair IS been worn a lot" part hurts to read

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, very believable. Antique new flight suits. Makes sense.

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not what you think. That's lubricant that leaked from the steering column stick.

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free urine smell to come with purchase

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    If you’ve ever thrifted yourself, you probably noticed that besides really interesting things, there are lots of weird and questionable items lying around. Just like these pieces found on Facebook marketplace. While for some, they are worth nothing, others might still find some sort of value in them. LuAnn and Brianna shared that there are tons of items they source that are not necessarily in high demand or worth much… “but they sure are cool! When we find something we love or is just weird and wacky, we buy it. Everything has a home somewhere and sometimes we sit on items for a while before we find it.”

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    Matt believes that there are many things you could own that are valuable. “How valuable, though, is the question. Usually, brand-name items with high sell-through rates are what will do the best. Other items that are mass-produced or off-brand might be hard to sell and not worth the time.”

    #7

    Funny-Facebook-Marketplace-Shaming

    Sylvia Fogle Report

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uggs are not wonderful-looking new, let alone however many years these have been in apparently heavy use.

    Linda Adamo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get a pedicure without taking off your boots.

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why the downvotes…. Here’s an upvote!

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    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would buy these in such shabby condition? They look like they would have holes in the soles too! Hard nope from me!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure those are UGHS! Similar but not quite the same.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Uggs are really UGGLY and make the wearer look slouchy. They don't belong anywhere but the ski lodge. And for the love of GOD, will you girls please quit wearing them with your flannel pants to the grocery store? You're not cute, you look like a slob.

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    #8

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    Haylee Renfrow Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the advertising though, “Top of the range, killing hornets! Being a hitman has never been easier!”

    Frankthetank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, it's a "you haul away" type situation

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the hornets included?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! I would be appalled to be completely ripped off if the hornets AREN’T included! Wow!

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    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say I've ever seen a better one for cheaper...

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm... no thank you! I dont want a painful death for $500

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who collects these. They're quite structurally beautiful

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    AuntNéNé
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men collect these where i live, they hang them up next to their deer mounts and fish plaques They usually collect the nest long after the hornets have moved on, when its all done

    Lynda Birch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something to kick when you are pissed off

    Barong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah...The devils Piñata as I like to call them.

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    #9

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    Charlene English Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a really weird goddamn joke. You’d be long dead if you try to milk a stray cat.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many would it take to get that amount if i was true?? Clearly can't be though!

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a joke lol, you would loze both your eyes if you tried to hold a Stray by force, imagine milking it.

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, no! Owl's milk just tastes a thousand times better and is cheaper !

    Sardonyx_3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pidgeon's milk is in high demand now, but it's only 4.99 an ounce.

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    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No no no no no. Why? Just why? Is this a normal thing people do nowadays? Just rock up, find some stray cats, milk ‘em and sell it?

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Male here. But my kids were breast fed. If I'm remembering correctly, can't get that much milk from a human mother. Sooo... What? And why? Sure it was a female cat you milked, and are you bleeding to death? Especially claiming strays. Edited for typo

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be considered animal abuse, doesn‘t it? Poor strays! How do you even do that with cats? Do you have to tie them up? Wth? Nah, can‘t be real!

    Lennart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, wait what... wait the rest????

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took milking the cat from the meet the parents to seriously

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is at war with itself. Half is saying, "This is a joke" the other half screams, "THEN WTF IS THAT UNIDENTIFIABLE SUBSTANCE!!!!"

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    When shopping is so easy, sometimes it's hard to find the will to say no to things that aren't really worth buying. Matt agreed that sometimes he doesn’t have the willpower to leave stuff behind. “My sister once said ‘if you absolutely love it you should buy it. If not, then leave it behind.’ For me, I resell items full-time, so if something is not worth selling, it’s pretty easy to leave it behind. Sometimes I’ll find something so weird and interesting and can’t find information on it right away but if it’s cheap enough I’ll just buy it to take a chance on it.”

    #10

    Funny-Facebook-Marketplace-Shaming

    Jessica Sharp Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We usually buy detergents that clean rust stains and such off clothes

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magical ✨. Or possibly tetanus ✨.

    Kate Arnett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's made of iron so there's no way it could be magical - it's well known that iron blocks magic and repels magical beings. That's why a horseshoe over your door keeps the fairies and elves out.

    Linnea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard it was for luck. You hang the horseshoe with the round side down (like a cup) and it catches good luck for you.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few times over the years I've used a coat hanger when I locked myself out of my car. Would be even faster with this one.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that rebar? Rebarb? That metal stuff that goes in concrete or brick or something building/construction related?

    charli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is something my grandma would put in her garden, not her cupboard

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a kinda cool novelty item, image this with like a leather vest in a wild west cowboy type setting, would look good with horse shoes around it or even hanging off it!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely perfect for hanging my chainmail up! :D

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a few of those and you'l need a new closet lol.

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    #11

    Funny-Facebook-Marketplace-Shaming

    Bids O'Breill Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Original”. What exactly do you mean by “original”

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to hide your dead bodies No. 735 /j

    24 mentally unstable can tabs*
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self, use this technique next time, the other way almost got me caught last time

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    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that Jesus stood upright his arms would be down to his knees.

    Inella‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was that he looked like a Muppet

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    Shayda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not religious but this looks like a sin

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathtaking is accurate. I don’t think I can breathe and vomit at the same time. But, I hope this was a pandemic project and the “artist” enjoyed making it. That would somehow make me feel better.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT's what you did with that unused TP you hoarded during lockdown!

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twelve thousand pounds?!!!!

    Holly Stevens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sculpted out of what??? Mayonnaise??

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe all men had arms this long 2000 years ago which is why they wore robes and not shirts as we know them

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    #12

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    Cas Cornish Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those "moustache" clips are worth $1500, I can retire off my unibrow. Anyone interested? Cheap

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this item still available?

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    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hair - I'm not going to say any more than that....

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you please instead tell us more about your username? What, specifically, is extreme ironing? Why would an echidna need to iron anything. Now I’m thinking about an anthropomorphic echidna standing at an ironing board, ironing a dress shirt and that’s just a cute and fun mental image. If I were on DeviantArt, I bet someone could draw that for me. Did I mention that I’m neurodivergent? My brain is very different to, well, most peoples brains (I’m not judging any neurotypicals, I promise!) and I think about weird stuff sometimes. Often actually.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks I'll borrow one from the neighbor.

    Kenna
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...this seems legit

    Shelby Minchew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! These look like the raccoon nipples right above.

    TomiSmith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha - do you really think someone would buy that??

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like this would smell like it came from an armpit?

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    While you scroll through this list of kind of ridiculous items, LuAnn and Brianna have some stories to share about their odd shopping experiences. “We have been to some weird places in search of vintage treasures. One time we shopped in an abandoned warehouse with no electricity and once in a rodent-infested, dilapidated old home in a swamp in Appalachia. We have found human teeth, antique bed pans, and once a statue of Jesus with his head replaced by a baby doll... creepy. I think some sellers find more value in these pieces than any buyer ever would, so they throw them on marketplace to make a few bucks. For us, it's a pass!”

    Matt also shared that he finds all sorts of odd items all the time. “I think some of the weird and odd items people are selling could be things they are attached to, like heirlooms, and have meaning to them. Some people like selling oddities and some things are just flat-out weird. I don’t know why they would sell them, haha.”

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    Ahri Snow Report

    Lennart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self made foam frame, like they did this ON PURPOSE??

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At some point this was a DIY concept that went around called "cloud furniture" or something.

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another victim of 5-minute Crafts.... RIP mirror

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be happy to suffer 7 years bad luck to make it none of a kind!

    Shaba Ding Dong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl it reminds me of intestines or s**t

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas 2023! It’ll go so well with my new double bed with a built in snake enclosure!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the 3rd piece of furniture I've seen hideously massacred by a DIY foam job. seriously, what's gotten into these ppl??

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may laugh but with a decent paint job that could look amazing.

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one could look cool with spray paint silver or different colour? No? It’s kinda unique though. Ridiculous price but I could see myself buying it for a few bucks and spray paint and fix it so all sides looks the same. Maybe I’m weird but I kinda like it a lil bit if I could do some changes.

    LA Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the statement is you have horrible taste.

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    Erin Prictor Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people on this thread need to get a hobby. Or a job. I don’t know, read book, wash cars, there’s two solid options right there. Anything but this.

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already have a hobby: piercing racoon nipples. It's unconventional, sure, but it's still a hobby. (In fact judging by the rest of the picture they seem to do a lot of animal-part related activities.)

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    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the looks of those jars this person has a hobby and needs to be on someone's watch list

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the nipples. Can we take a moment to talk about the overall theme of the display and whether or not this person has any human beings in a freezer.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just…. What did… who… no… what is this post? This looks like the box the police find that finally nails that serial killer.

    Aubry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is probably from an oddity expo/convention.

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably hillbillies that thought the road kill was dead, and got their nipples bitten off

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    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've just seen the Christmas card thread, you'll understand who would buy these.

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t need to know that people like this exist.

    zena bena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think tge pics portraying animal abuse are,zero funny

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    Felicity Snyder Report

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't make me convert it to bananas again lol

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    Eric G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it is fine Chinet from the wing dynasty.

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what in the michaels craft store DIY is this

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a paper plate with askew washy tape then?

    You Should Do Nothing with the Fence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you "autographing it" will do what exactly to its value? :)

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    We believe that some sellers (especially those specializing in secondhand items) might sometimes find it hard to part with the things they want to sell. Funnily enough, it is the case for LuAnn and Brianna as well. Brianna admitted that she is ‘guilty’ of keeping pieces from their business that she finds interesting. “It is so hard to sell a treasure that would look perfect in my home! LuAnn struggles to let go of things that remind her of her childhood or family members now passed. The memories that vintage treasures hold are part of the reason we love to thrift old things... but they can also make the work a bit emotional.”

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    Morgan Brooks Report

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you want to listen to something only from right ear along with someone else's earwax!

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think to hear someone's ear wax, you'll need to add some drugs to the mix.

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    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention that lovely manicured hand.

    GlamourGhoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thumbnail! Wtf is crusted under and around it?

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though already upvoted the people commenting on how gross OPs thumb nail is, your comment confused me because I’m used to thinking of the word thumbnail also being a word to do with YouTube or pictures as well as finger anatomy. I had to scroll back up and look at the non-thumb part of the picture and then I realized you meant the thumb. I had a little bit of a brain fart but I get it now.

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    Zitronella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything in this picture is ewwwww!

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    Skyler Paige Report

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they choose not to flip it over for the picture, can you imagine what the other side looks like?

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the satanic nacho cheese is going on here?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the dipping flipping rainbow glow-in-the-dark Husky is going on here?

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't a fart, was it. ;-)

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selling for emotional reasons. Still smells like Grandma and we miss her so much.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, a bed once owned by someone who had to do the bowel prep before a colonoscopy.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my begrudging upvote. I agree but I also wish I had never seen this picture. I’m female and am familiar with stains (prizes for the women - or educated men, I don’t want to assume all men don’t know this information - who know what kind of stains I’m talking about!) on sheets, but never as bad as down to the mattress. If it’s from what I think it is, it’s in a confusing spot on the mattress.

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    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either these people have joined a satanist barbie cult, or they have kids who have a lot of free time.

    NY Redneck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the new 2024 M.A.G.A. hat. Just a bunch of tiny hands reaching between random women's legs

    charli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's one way to keep the magpies away

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, after the cat's milk, raccoon nipples, and the dilating ice cream scoop, why not? I'll take it..

    Artpanda_5sos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gets these ideas, creates them, then goes, people would want to buy this modern art, I'm going to post it on marketplace. Like who?

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next person who asks why I'm so misanthropic, I'm just gonna show them this.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they get ahold of my Christmas wishlist?!?! That’s just what I’ve been looking for.

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    As for the advantages of selling things online, Matt shared that instead of throwing things out that are worth money, you can list them online and try to make something from them. “Need to buy new clothes or cookware online? Sell the old and get some of your money back and put it towards something new. Selling online can also earn you a steady income full or part-time. Another advantage is reducing waste going to landfills.” For LuAnn and Brianna, selling online comes down to the connections they can make within the vintage community. “We have spoken to customers across the country we would not have met otherwise. We have completed collections for customers, reunited people with items that their loved ones once had, and connected buyers to other online shops. We have been mentored by experienced sellers and have mentored a few new shops ourselves. It is a beautiful network of people!”

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    Carly Smith Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that for a woman? Then I saw the chest hairs, then no , looks like there’s a bump in chest area, wait then again…. never mind

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's a man's.... Or at least I hope off hair on chest

    Marla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally. A tanktop worthy enough to cover my pierced raccoon nipples

    Shelby Minchew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expect "gently used" to mean some of those left-over chest hairs.

    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that's a guy wearing that.

    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    badly homemade

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    Taylor Dunn Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. What am I even seeing? Latex gloves with safety pins? Edited to fix typo. Autocorrect fail

    Doge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must troubles with Google huh?. Don't call me come have it now for your voicing or means too day. Happy thank no gaming. No soulless it ors or monitor gourds please

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    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go, they'll try unalive you.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the one on the bottom right isn’t a dish glove….

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, was the post in English? I'm pretty sure I've seen more coherent alphabet soup.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is tricky - trying to decide which is worse; the product or the description.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just terrible. All of it... terrible.

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? Wow! I’ll take all of them!

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    Katie Smith Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On behalf of cockroach species: it's fücking disgusting.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jellied eels hot, jellied eels cold, jellied eels in the microwave 9 months old!

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh. are those bugs? and a corpse????

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get your own deadly virus in a microwave-container...

    Stephanie Ladd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me want to scream. Just wordless unintelligible screaming.

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    If you’re looking for some tips on buying online, Matt has some advice for you! “One thing many people don’t know is you can filter search results of most platforms to see how much people are actually paying for items. You might find something listed for $150 but history shows it has been selling for $80. Might be best to check around on multiple sites to look for the best deal. Another tip is instead of buying a ‘New’ item check for ‘Preowned’ because sometimes you can find things lightly used and save some money!”

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    Kaitlyn May Higgins Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $420? You think they're trying to imply something about the kind of "customer" they're targeting?

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    Kris92
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if all these ludicrous posts are actually spy codes. That makes more sense to me than someone being owed that many braincells.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest thing about this post is its basis in reality. I remember all the news stories about when idiots were really paying way too much to get a "rare" McDonalds szechuan sauce. Possibly they wanted to use it on their rare Elvis shaped chicken nugget.

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rick and morty fan and probably a stoner.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it, did I miss something?

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a bit of backstory here. McDonald's Szechuan Sauce was originally introduced as a 1988 promotion for Mulan. after the promotion ended, it was removed. then, in 2017, the show Rick and Morty referenced the sauce as a gag in the season 3 premiere (which was a surprise airing with no prior announcement). the nature of the surprise generated tons of discussion on social media about the episode, and with it, discussion about McD's Szechuan Sauce. fans demanded it be reintroduced to the menu, and it eventually was for a single day (Oct 7, 2017). however, they only distributed about 20 packets per restaurant. scalpers stood in line for hours, dismayed people overwhelmed the phone lines, and one guy in LA got stabbed in line. it was ridiculous. so McDonald's offered the sauce again for a bit in 2018, and again in 2022. each lasted for only a few days (while supplies lasted). anyway, that's the explanation! the sauce is coveted because it’s rare and has to do with Rick and Morty.

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    Valaun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will help explain it. https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Szechuan_Sauce

    Michael Vickery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want, but the shipping is too high.

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!"

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    price screams of I know what I have vibe

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    Shannon Marie Lemmerman Report

    Lennart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sonut, as in I'm Sonut gonna spend 5k on this

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The S we all drew in middle school.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still know how to draw it. I rarely do, but I still know how.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can get these every day fresh from the local bakery for $2 each

    Shelby Minchew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! That one S! It was fun to draw those and worked perfectly for Stussy support.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you eat it on that $10K paper plate above does it devalue either /both?

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they all come like this anyways, can’t tell I open it so fast and eat it faster, now I gotta check

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can make one for free but it tastes kinda crappy

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    If you’d like to learn more about reselling or shopping online, check out Thrifter Sifter’s socials here. For cute and original vintage pieces, have a look at LuAnn and Brianna’s owned Generational Thrifter Instagram page dedicated to their mother and grandmother, Mary Ann!

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    Megan Patrich Report

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice idea. Strange combo. And where are the sprouts?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As has been proved by many centuries of British cuisine, if you cook a Brussels sprout long enough, it is perfectly possible to remove all trace of colour from it. ;-)

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick for extra savory spaghetti is to start with a full pot and keep on simmer until it reduces down by at least half. Added benefit is you can eat it through a straw or sippy cup on your way to work.

    Looks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in the pot and you got a deal

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather boil my own noodles

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't keep it down huh?

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    Amy Jo Badgett Report

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lost all faith in humanity. take me to your planet, Hedgehog alien!

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be surprised at all the crazy fetishes ppl have

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    Timothy Bill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed opportunity for Smegg Nog

    The Short King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "saved by 11 other shoppers" WHO IN THE WORLD IS BUYING THIS!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he can answer the question of what a "fart in a bottle" actually does. Legend has it that it goes up and down, up and down, endlessly. At least that's what I was told as a child, when I kept getting up and down. ;-)

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe most of these items are trolls. At least I hope so…

    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Egg Smog" hahahahahahaha!!!!!

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg whatever any of you do, do NOT do this. Maybe after a while it'll leak out but if you open it instantly or just fart into a cup, it's BRUTAL

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    Dakota Nicole May Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the side or back of box say doubles as a diaper?

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what you're saying is that the factory pre-installs the stains for you?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also doubles as an extra large comode, for when you are suffering from both ends.

    RJ N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like new, except for a scant few unidentified stains barely worth mentioning

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the vomit/feces stains that is.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate to see what they consider used condition!

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    Hillary Landreth Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. I’d buy that and scream at it with a baseball bat, ‘BRING IT ON DOOFUS!’

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doofus 😂, haven’t heard that word since middle school

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. All those holes. How do I know the haunted hasn't leaked out?

    Lennart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still 10/10 not as certain this was haunted compared to an ad stating "definetly not haunted box", so maybe a bargain?

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have almost the exact same thing, but I was told it was a cricket box. Now I know why I can't see the cricket- it's a ghost. Amazing! - the mysteries of my life, solved on BP.

    Linnea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not a dybbuk box then I ain't interested.

    Joshie.Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy that in a heart beat, then miraculously not have a heart beat

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the box that it's haunted?

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are crickets haunted?

    OffKeySinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how bad 2 star horror movies begin

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    Michelle Eveline Small Report

    Angela Turrall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admiral Ackbar, is that you? If so, it’s a trap!

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad they clarified that this was Wallace and not Gromit......

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid that is not the first thing thought that popped into my dirty mind....

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr potato head tho.... Am I wrong?

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Sloth from Goonies!

    SilentNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see Wallace or Gromit.

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 50% off, that's a bargain!

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    Michelle Wright Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I love Arby’s horsey sauce but I think $6 is a bit much. I’d buy a roast beef and cheddar at Arby’s for $5 and get a sack of horsey sauce for free man. Lol

    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did he steal these from my job? Imma give him a whole box instead /s

    Anon Ymous
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    2 years ago

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    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should keep them as a memory of your kids' childhood.

    pug nose curly tail
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine the smell???

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you doing to your kids where they get that many broken bones??? Should we be worried ?

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone should call child protection services!!!

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what's creepier. The person who saved these, or the potential buyer. Why?

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many kids do you have? Because if you only have 1 I think we need to call CPS, unless your kiddo has OI or something. But the white one makes me happy, like the kiddo had a lot of love from friends. ☺️

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more importantly, who is buying these?

    Pete Nosal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call child protective services

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    Bids O'Breill Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a dumpster fire to warm that ice water up? /j

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better be filled with ice for that price.

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    Wendy Racine Report

    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing item for an entry level faquir......

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are half-eaten candies, aren't they?

    Cin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a certain invention mentioned in Pokemon XD, that the mad inventor came up with.

    Kirsti Rae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can be leveled up! Add just $10 more and you too can change the torture level from rocks to Legos!

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an ancient torture device?

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    Megan Kate Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try looking behind the dryer. Or inside the dryer, because everyone knows that there’s a secret portal inside the dryer that whisks socks away to a faraway land, never to come back. Right?

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they go to the same place as pens and tupperware lids.

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    G.G. Canuck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll trade for a drawer full of random plastic lunch container lids

    Zenozenobee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I only have plain black socks from the same brand we keep buying. They are swinging socks, probably never with the same buddy in the drawer.

    SarDemMin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like wearing mismatched socks. Keeps things interesting

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip, it’s always a pair when it’s cold and you’re wearing it inside or use it as the first layer for your feet

    Not A Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if you make sock monkeys, this is a good buy :D

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels flirtatious. Let’s make some pairs! *wink wink*

    Amused panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the seller didn't dare put a few of them though the wash in case they lost some.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take it. Needs more space to put my dead bodies of animal abusers and jerks. Oh wait, you have to take out yours first. Thanks!

    Delight Disaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam and Dean have stored a Demon in there - I would open it

    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way there's not a hitchhiker or three in there

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I understand choosing beggars now, because I would not take this one even if it was for free.

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you know your garage beers will be ice cold

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free for scrap metal won’t even take that mess

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    needs defrosting every 6 months?? what does that mean? also, WOULD IT HURT TO CLEAN THAT THING MAYBE EVEN ONCE A YEAR OR SO??

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks. Is this the world where people can attempt to sell stupid items like their own teeth and casts for broken body parts, for money??? It’s stupid. I’m going back to Hedgehog land and let whoever else from our squadron go monitor Earth. This place sucks.

    gas station cola
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend bought a bunch of other people's teeth online, but for about $10 for 10 teeth, not $1000 for one tooth. they made great gag gifts when put in a little jewelry box & wrapped. only try this with friends who have a twisted sense of humor... but it was a great laugh & made such a fun memory for us :)

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    April Caron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They thought they could do better than the Tooth Fairy?

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s it. I’m leaving this planet 🌎 !

    Wadofbees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can buy several crates of fake teeth with that amount of money!

    Elsker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gahhhhh that's enough boredpanda for today

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, our teeth are that long? Wow

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    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ready to collect from Kmart car park - many to chose from.

    Lucy Hildring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternate Advertisement: “Brand new way to get tetanus! Only $50! (Will not be paying any medical bills)

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not rusty in any way…and definitely not stolen…

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many questions. Who would, how could these be used for lawn work? Those wheels barely move on smooth store floors. I've never seen one that had a tilt basket. So where? Since when is rusty considered good shape? Craigslist car ads excluded

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh; I haven't seen that style of shopping cart since the grocery store my Mom shopped at when I was a kid went out of business. Forty years ago.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my money, it makes a nice pair with my homemade yarn hedgehog:D

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a clump of lint from the dryer

    Pirate narwhal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it and I definitely want to tell it all my problems (looks low maintenance as well)

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only $5, cheaper than an actual rat.

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    Tonya Scofield Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressive staged that shot, held shirt up, and camera at same time. Ngl

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was someone’s a**e for a second. 😬😳😳. Very glad it is not.

    Reenzy Bennington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Nathaniel needs to see this.

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    Lauren Gorz Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?" .. "Nope, thirteen."

    urbibestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you know it's ripe and delicious??

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you need to measure something

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big is it? Please include a standard banana unit for scale moving forward.

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what, about 3 cents at stores?

    Lennart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it small? Large? Needs banana for scale.

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    Shay La Report

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it probably wouldn't cost much to fix?

    Porch Santa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got hungry and didn't wait for the cheesecake. Tsk Tsk

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats or dogs?

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    Jaycie Cochran Report

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know what I got" - you mean delusions?

    I I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you got four 2$ ice cube trays

    Diane the Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I'm sitting on a gold mine and had no idea.

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn look at all that ice, 86 bucks is a steal.

    Shaba Ding Dong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad does that, if 3 people message him and the first says 'Hey, is this available?', the second says 'When can I pick it up?' and the third says 'Hey, when are you available?' and he replies to the 2nd and 3rd.

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After looking at all the items posted above, why is this the one that made me literally LOL?

    Amy E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you got must be debt.

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    Littlemiss
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too much at this comment

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    Amused panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm...Was that piece of luggage previously used to dispose of a dead body?

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you carry a body in this? Should I call forensics for evidence?

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, definitely housed a dead body.

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    Brittany McCormack Report

    Wadofbees
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck yeah that’s the lawnforce 420!! It holds 100 gigaflops of sitting data

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    Kale Adams Report

    Lucy Hildring
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa’s on somethin’, and it ain’t the floor.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she's high as a kite, the little pothead..

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also included...Visene and a banana split

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa has seen some s**t.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has Elsa been crying or….

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    Nicole Beasley Report

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the cat shredded it.

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    Cat Dinh Report

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    Jo Roberts Report

    Tom Hardeveld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    needs recovering as much as a 1000 year dead person needs "recovering'

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but this is actually a very good deal. The KE55’s are from the late 70’s and are popular again in the car world. There’s a lot of people trying to restore them and finding original parts can be difficult!

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    Steph Flindall Report

    John Powers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might pay $10 to make others see my a*s. Idk.

    bibbitybobbityboop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s supposed to be worn underneath leggings and dresses and such 😅

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    Daffydillz~
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell they were worn and badly stretched out by the amount of puckering along the center seems in them. They likely wore them without panties, to get a lift on their cheeks, so that's two reasons I'd never purchase this pair, lol. Edited to add, they're not "brand new" if you "only wore them twice" , sadly they're are definitely used at that point.

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they come with instructions as I have many images in my mind right now.

    Amy E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a handful of squats a day and this wouldn't be needed.

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    Lucy Hibbert Report

    Jean Thompson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, believe it or not, these do work. Place one on the floor, inside the house, next to outside doors. Why does it work? I don't know!!

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spider repellant? is it really? (Does "asking for a friend" fit in this scenario?)

    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hazel nuts?

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a bad price. But as a kid, part of the joy was finding a really good conker that had fallen off a tree.

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    Monica Booher Report

    Elizabeth Tayler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone may have died on that top mattress. Yuk

    Morbid Mel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we also get the crime scene pics for that price?

    Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people live? All those products on marketplace reveal how sad their houses are! What kind of bed is that? Why were they using it until it got like that?

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's in that bag?!? The body stains were bad enough.. and what the heck is the pillow/ chair covering on the bottom bunk

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That definitely looks like decomposition fluid.

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    Sour Cherry Candy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it says creepy in the title…

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    Lori Ashton Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more concerned about the meaning of ‘stronge’

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The conjoined d¡cks riding in the sleigh aren't alarming?

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    John Powers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know Santas stocking was so full

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    Zoë Hutchinson Report

    John Powers
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look to be amplifier wiring. If complete, might be worth that in today's prices. Plus a basket. That fuse block alone is probably $20 at stores

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause I don't already have enough random wires.

    A.E. Marlowe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Shelton WA for many years and am not at all surprised to see this for sale there

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Copper wire is worth cash at "cash for metals" places. Not much, though.

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    Kimberlee Mota Report

    Lennart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else reminded of TBBT? 'I found this iPod on the street' 'That's broken beyond repair, what you wanna do with it?' 'Sell it on eBay as slightly used'

    Lacy the Partypooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but when you said that, soft kitty just started playing in my head

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    Orbital
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have my old one and it works fine, just needs more storage.

    Lauren S
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An iPod? They still make those? How old is this post? Edit: typo fixed.

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The floor touched the screen a few times, eh?

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