“That’s It, I’m FB Marketplace Shaming”: 30 Funny, Weird, And Shady Things People Actually Tried To Sell Online (New Pics)
InterviewIf you’ve ever ventured into an online marketplace or a thrift store, you probably came across rather odd and questionable things there. While some people might still find value in them or just laugh those items off, others get frustrated by seeing such bizarre listings.
One Facebook group, titled That’s It, I’m FB Marketplace Shaming, is dedicated to sharing the funniest and the most absurd items sold on Facebook marketplace. Our team couldn’t help but pick the most ridiculous findings to hopefully brighten up your day. From a pot of noodles to a hornet nest, scroll down to see some real weird stuff people would like you to buy.
When you’re done, check out our previous article covering even more silly and shameful items sold online!
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It's been specul..ated, but not proven it's an scoop. /s
Load More Replies...The poster is probably a man, in congress, making decisions about women's bodies.
The ice cream has ways of shutting the whole thing down.
Load More Replies...Well, when you think about it..... Both tools are used on " lickable things " só.... One can call that an ice cream Scoop by proxi...... ( Its a joke, apparently i need to point this out )
Load More Replies...Well.... I wouldn't use a vintage Scoop like that on icecream lol, i have no idea where that hás been for the last 70 years.... ( Just kidding,i know exactly where that thing hás been... )
Oh my lawd. Lol. This was a guy posting this fer shure. Lol. He don’t know what a speculum is.
I've been a man my whole life. I know what a speculum looks like, and what an icecream scoop looks like, and exactly which one that is
Load More Replies...To learn more about online (re)selling and shopping, we got in touch with Matt Groll, a professional thrift hunter and the creator of Thrifter Sifter, and mother-daughter thrifter duo LuAnn and Brianna (Generational Thrifter). Scroll down to read more about their thrifting experiences and even get some tips for buying online!
Well, it's better than the denim stairs we saw a few days ago. Not that that's saying a lot.
Omg yeahh The Jouch is definitely mroe doable than the Jairs
Load More Replies...Is this still available? Can you bring it to me for free, my daughter really wants it so it should be free.
yep, of course it's in Brisbane....though I am surprised it's not Logan or Ipswich
Online marketplaces seem to be on a boom with more and more people choosing to shop on the internet. It’s a good alternative for those who would like to sell things they no longer use or handmade items without having to waste time standing in an open-air market. “I think online marketplaces are popular because it’s so convenient. Not everyone has the time to go out and shop all day, driving around town, when they could just order ahead of time by phone or computer,” Matt shared.
LuAnn and Brianna added that online marketplaces make thrifting and vintage shopping easy for customers and sellers. “Customers can shop anytime, anywhere for lower prices than what are typically found in brick-and-mortar stores. As an online seller, we do not have to budget for rent or other store-related expenses and can keep our items priced affordably. However, I do not think online marketplaces can ever replace the experience of the traditional open-air market. We make long-lasting personal connections with our buyers online; however, at the market, you just never know who you will talk to, what you will find, and can enjoy some outdoor time all at once. There is space for both!”
You should check out (if you haven’t yet) the creepy fact threads
Load More Replies...Why are people here so disgusted, as if those tampons have already been used? It's just a clump of cotton. Do you guys also get creeped out by toilet paper, since it's made to wipe human waste?
It only bugs me because they're so expensive. I'd have found a cheaper alternative
Load More Replies...Holy cow. Just wow. A new use for tampons. At least they didn’t make them look like murdered ghosts, right ?? Lol
These are actually kinda cute! *realizes what they’re made of* Hmm… I mean, still cute and even scarier.
Ironic. Normally you get ghosted when they no longer need to use em.
That was my first thought. Glad I wasn't the only one. (Second thought was that it's gotta be a b!tch to clean)
Load More Replies...As a previous owners of multiple sneks I only see two problems: first, cleaning doesn't seem practical and, second, I don't want it to be required that I have my face to the ground to see my beautiful snek.
First one I'm tempted by. Have a friend of a friend with a pet snake. A difficulty is keeping the snake's terrarium at the correct temperature. This would help.
Worn...but never washed after? And as for the second one - so that is a new antique?
Apparently One also saw the SAMs ( surface to air missiles ) warning light up in the kockpit....
Not what you think. That's lubricant that leaked from the steering column stick.
If you’ve ever thrifted yourself, you probably noticed that besides really interesting things, there are lots of weird and questionable items lying around. Just like these pieces found on Facebook marketplace. While for some, they are worth nothing, others might still find some sort of value in them. LuAnn and Brianna shared that there are tons of items they source that are not necessarily in high demand or worth much… “but they sure are cool! When we find something we love or is just weird and wacky, we buy it. Everything has a home somewhere and sometimes we sit on items for a while before we find it.”
Matt believes that there are many things you could own that are valuable. “How valuable, though, is the question. Usually, brand-name items with high sell-through rates are what will do the best. Other items that are mass-produced or off-brand might be hard to sell and not worth the time.”
Uggs are not wonderful-looking new, let alone however many years these have been in apparently heavy use.
If a Roach is disgusted, that's really saying something.
Load More Replies...I think Uggs are really UGGLY and make the wearer look slouchy. They don't belong anywhere but the ski lodge. And for the love of GOD, will you girls please quit wearing them with your flannel pants to the grocery store? You're not cute, you look like a slob.
Imagine the advertising though, “Top of the range, killing hornets! Being a hitman has never been easier!”
“IRL tracker jackers! Get ‘em while they last!”
Load More Replies...Of course! I would be appalled to be completely ripped off if the hornets AREN’T included! Wow!
Load More Replies...I know someone who collects these. They're quite structurally beautiful
Load More Replies...This is a really weird goddamn joke. You’d be long dead if you try to milk a stray cat.
And how many would it take to get that amount if i was true?? Clearly can't be though!
Load More Replies...This is a joke lol, you would loze both your eyes if you tried to hold a Stray by force, imagine milking it.
Sorry, no! Owl's milk just tastes a thousand times better and is cheaper !
Pidgeon's milk is in high demand now, but it's only 4.99 an ounce.
Load More Replies...Male here. But my kids were breast fed. If I'm remembering correctly, can't get that much milk from a human mother. Sooo... What? And why? Sure it was a female cat you milked, and are you bleeding to death? Especially claiming strays. Edited for typo
It's implied that there is multiple being milked
Load More Replies...This must be considered animal abuse, doesn‘t it? Poor strays! How do you even do that with cats? Do you have to tie them up? Wth? Nah, can‘t be real!
It definitely isn’t real. You’d be long dead if you try to milk cats
Load More Replies...Someone took milking the cat from the meet the parents to seriously
When shopping is so easy, sometimes it's hard to find the will to say no to things that aren't really worth buying. Matt agreed that sometimes he doesn’t have the willpower to leave stuff behind. “My sister once said ‘if you absolutely love it you should buy it. If not, then leave it behind.’ For me, I resell items full-time, so if something is not worth selling, it’s pretty easy to leave it behind. Sometimes I’ll find something so weird and interesting and can’t find information on it right away but if it’s cheap enough I’ll just buy it to take a chance on it.”
It's made of iron so there's no way it could be magical - it's well known that iron blocks magic and repels magical beings. That's why a horseshoe over your door keeps the fairies and elves out.
I always heard it was for luck. You hang the horseshoe with the round side down (like a cup) and it catches good luck for you.
Load More Replies...Is that rebar? Rebarb? That metal stuff that goes in concrete or brick or something building/construction related?
this is a kinda cool novelty item, image this with like a leather vest in a wild west cowboy type setting, would look good with horse shoes around it or even hanging off it!
Wait... you've seen another one just like this?
Load More Replies...Note to self, use this technique next time, the other way almost got me caught last time
Load More Replies...Breathtaking is accurate. I don’t think I can breathe and vomit at the same time. But, I hope this was a pandemic project and the “artist” enjoyed making it. That would somehow make me feel better.
Maybe all men had arms this long 2000 years ago which is why they wore robes and not shirts as we know them
If those "moustache" clips are worth $1500, I can retire off my unibrow. Anyone interested? Cheap
It's hair - I'm not going to say any more than that....
Can you please instead tell us more about your username? What, specifically, is extreme ironing? Why would an echidna need to iron anything. Now I’m thinking about an anthropomorphic echidna standing at an ironing board, ironing a dress shirt and that’s just a cute and fun mental image. If I were on DeviantArt, I bet someone could draw that for me. Did I mention that I’m neurodivergent? My brain is very different to, well, most peoples brains (I’m not judging any neurotypicals, I promise!) and I think about weird stuff sometimes. Often actually.
Load More Replies...While you scroll through this list of kind of ridiculous items, LuAnn and Brianna have some stories to share about their odd shopping experiences. “We have been to some weird places in search of vintage treasures. One time we shopped in an abandoned warehouse with no electricity and once in a rodent-infested, dilapidated old home in a swamp in Appalachia. We have found human teeth, antique bed pans, and once a statue of Jesus with his head replaced by a baby doll... creepy. I think some sellers find more value in these pieces than any buyer ever would, so they throw them on marketplace to make a few bucks. For us, it's a pass!”
Matt also shared that he finds all sorts of odd items all the time. “I think some of the weird and odd items people are selling could be things they are attached to, like heirlooms, and have meaning to them. Some people like selling oddities and some things are just flat-out weird. I don’t know why they would sell them, haha.”
At some point this was a DIY concept that went around called "cloud furniture" or something.
Load More Replies...Christmas 2023! It’ll go so well with my new double bed with a built in snake enclosure!
This one could look cool with spray paint silver or different colour? No? It’s kinda unique though. Ridiculous price but I could see myself buying it for a few bucks and spray paint and fix it so all sides looks the same. Maybe I’m weird but I kinda like it a lil bit if I could do some changes.
The people on this thread need to get a hobby. Or a job. I don’t know, read book, wash cars, there’s two solid options right there. Anything but this.
They already have a hobby: piercing racoon nipples. It's unconventional, sure, but it's still a hobby. (In fact judging by the rest of the picture they seem to do a lot of animal-part related activities.)
Load More Replies...Forget the nipples. Can we take a moment to talk about the overall theme of the display and whether or not this person has any human beings in a freezer.
Probably hillbillies that thought the road kill was dead, and got their nipples bitten off
Load More Replies...If you've just seen the Christmas card thread, you'll understand who would buy these.
Please don't make me convert it to bananas again lol
Load More Replies...And you "autographing it" will do what exactly to its value? :)
We believe that some sellers (especially those specializing in secondhand items) might sometimes find it hard to part with the things they want to sell. Funnily enough, it is the case for LuAnn and Brianna as well. Brianna admitted that she is ‘guilty’ of keeping pieces from their business that she finds interesting. “It is so hard to sell a treasure that would look perfect in my home! LuAnn struggles to let go of things that remind her of her childhood or family members now passed. The memories that vintage treasures hold are part of the reason we love to thrift old things... but they can also make the work a bit emotional.”
In case you want to listen to something only from right ear along with someone else's earwax!
I think to hear someone's ear wax, you'll need to add some drugs to the mix.
Load More Replies...Even though already upvoted the people commenting on how gross OPs thumb nail is, your comment confused me because I’m used to thinking of the word thumbnail also being a word to do with YouTube or pictures as well as finger anatomy. I had to scroll back up and look at the non-thumb part of the picture and then I realized you meant the thumb. I had a little bit of a brain fart but I get it now.
Load More Replies...If they choose not to flip it over for the picture, can you imagine what the other side looks like?
What in the dipping flipping rainbow glow-in-the-dark Husky is going on here?
Load More Replies...Come on now people - that's just a wee coffee stain
Take my begrudging upvote. I agree but I also wish I had never seen this picture. I’m female and am familiar with stains (prizes for the women - or educated men, I don’t want to assume all men don’t know this information - who know what kind of stains I’m talking about!) on sheets, but never as bad as down to the mattress. If it’s from what I think it is, it’s in a confusing spot on the mattress.
Load More Replies...Either these people have joined a satanist barbie cult, or they have kids who have a lot of free time.
That's the new 2024 M.A.G.A. hat. Just a bunch of tiny hands reaching between random women's legs
Hell, after the cat's milk, raccoon nipples, and the dilating ice cream scoop, why not? I'll take it..
Who gets these ideas, creates them, then goes, people would want to buy this modern art, I'm going to post it on marketplace. Like who?
Next person who asks why I'm so misanthropic, I'm just gonna show them this.
As for the advantages of selling things online, Matt shared that instead of throwing things out that are worth money, you can list them online and try to make something from them. “Need to buy new clothes or cookware online? Sell the old and get some of your money back and put it towards something new. Selling online can also earn you a steady income full or part-time. Another advantage is reducing waste going to landfills.” For LuAnn and Brianna, selling online comes down to the connections they can make within the vintage community. “We have spoken to customers across the country we would not have met otherwise. We have completed collections for customers, reunited people with items that their loved ones once had, and connected buyers to other online shops. We have been mentored by experienced sellers and have mentored a few new shops ourselves. It is a beautiful network of people!”
Is that for a woman? Then I saw the chest hairs, then no , looks like there’s a bump in chest area, wait then again…. never mind
OTOH, I do see what appear to be breast curves.
Load More Replies...Um. What am I even seeing? Latex gloves with safety pins? Edited to fix typo. Autocorrect fail
You must troubles with Google huh?. Don't call me come have it now for your voicing or means too day. Happy thank no gaming. No soulless it ors or monitor gourds please
Load More Replies...Uh, was the post in English? I'm pretty sure I've seen more coherent alphabet soup.
Oh, this is tricky - trying to decide which is worse; the product or the description.
That makes me want to scream. Just wordless unintelligible screaming.
If you’re looking for some tips on buying online, Matt has some advice for you! “One thing many people don’t know is you can filter search results of most platforms to see how much people are actually paying for items. You might find something listed for $150 but history shows it has been selling for $80. Might be best to check around on multiple sites to look for the best deal. Another tip is instead of buying a ‘New’ item check for ‘Preowned’ because sometimes you can find things lightly used and save some money!”
$420? You think they're trying to imply something about the kind of "customer" they're targeting?
Load More Replies...there's a bit of backstory here. McDonald's Szechuan Sauce was originally introduced as a 1988 promotion for Mulan. after the promotion ended, it was removed. then, in 2017, the show Rick and Morty referenced the sauce as a gag in the season 3 premiere (which was a surprise airing with no prior announcement). the nature of the surprise generated tons of discussion on social media about the episode, and with it, discussion about McD's Szechuan Sauce. fans demanded it be reintroduced to the menu, and it eventually was for a single day (Oct 7, 2017). however, they only distributed about 20 packets per restaurant. scalpers stood in line for hours, dismayed people overwhelmed the phone lines, and one guy in LA got stabbed in line. it was ridiculous. so McDonald's offered the sauce again for a bit in 2018, and again in 2022. each lasted for only a few days (while supplies lasted). anyway, that's the explanation! the sauce is coveted because it’s rare and has to do with Rick and Morty.
Load More Replies...I still know how to draw it. I rarely do, but I still know how.
Load More Replies...Haha! That one S! It was fun to draw those and worked perfectly for Stussy support.
Do they all come like this anyways, can’t tell I open it so fast and eat it faster, now I gotta check
If you’d like to learn more about reselling or shopping online, check out Thrifter Sifter’s socials here. For cute and original vintage pieces, have a look at LuAnn and Brianna’s owned Generational Thrifter Instagram page dedicated to their mother and grandmother, Mary Ann!
I have lost all faith in humanity. take me to your planet, Hedgehog alien!
Load More Replies...Why would 11 other people save this for farts sake?!
You would be surprised at all the crazy fetishes ppl have
Load More Replies...omg whatever any of you do, do NOT do this. Maybe after a while it'll leak out but if you open it instantly or just fart into a cup, it's BRUTAL
So what you're saying is that the factory pre-installs the stains for you?
I dunno. I’d buy that and scream at it with a baseball bat, ‘BRING IT ON DOOFUS!’
Doofus 😂, haven’t heard that word since middle school
Load More Replies...I have almost the exact same thing, but I was told it was a cricket box. Now I know why I can't see the cricket- it's a ghost. Amazing! - the mysteries of my life, solved on BP.
I have several from my Grandmother. I put potpourri in them.
Load More Replies...I would buy that in a heart beat, then miraculously not have a heart beat
Glad they clarified that this was Wallace and not Gromit......
Just be glad it's not like new or slightly used
Load More Replies...Actually I love Arby’s horsey sauce but I think $6 is a bit much. I’d buy a roast beef and cheddar at Arby’s for $5 and get a sack of horsey sauce for free man. Lol
Why did he steal these from my job? Imma give him a whole box instead /s
Maybe you should keep them as a memory of your kids' childhood.
What are you doing to your kids where they get that many broken bones??? Should we be worried ?
Idk what's creepier. The person who saved these, or the potential buyer. Why?
Is the medical history like some type of provenance?
Can be leveled up! Add just $10 more and you too can change the torture level from rocks to Legos!
Try looking behind the dryer. Or inside the dryer, because everyone knows that there’s a secret portal inside the dryer that whisks socks away to a faraway land, never to come back. Right?
I think they go to the same place as pens and tupperware lids.
Load More Replies...My partner and I only have plain black socks from the same brand we keep buying. They are swinging socks, probably never with the same buddy in the drawer.
Those socks have not been through the wash or the dryer
Tip, it’s always a pair when it’s cold and you’re wearing it inside or use it as the first layer for your feet
Looks like the seller didn't dare put a few of them though the wash in case they lost some.
I’ll take it. Needs more space to put my dead bodies of animal abusers and jerks. Oh wait, you have to take out yours first. Thanks!
I think I understand choosing beggars now, because I would not take this one even if it was for free.
needs defrosting every 6 months?? what does that mean? also, WOULD IT HURT TO CLEAN THAT THING MAYBE EVEN ONCE A YEAR OR SO??
No thanks. Is this the world where people can attempt to sell stupid items like their own teeth and casts for broken body parts, for money??? It’s stupid. I’m going back to Hedgehog land and let whoever else from our squadron go monitor Earth. This place sucks.
my friend bought a bunch of other people's teeth online, but for about $10 for 10 teeth, not $1000 for one tooth. they made great gag gifts when put in a little jewelry box & wrapped. only try this with friends who have a twisted sense of humor... but it was a great laugh & made such a fun memory for us :)
Load More Replies...Ready to collect from Kmart car park - many to chose from.
Alternate Advertisement: “Brand new way to get tetanus! Only $50! (Will not be paying any medical bills)
Many questions. Who would, how could these be used for lawn work? Those wheels barely move on smooth store floors. I've never seen one that had a tilt basket. So where? Since when is rusty considered good shape? Craigslist car ads excluded
Take my money, it makes a nice pair with my homemade yarn hedgehog:D
I love it and I definitely want to tell it all my problems (looks low maintenance as well)
Impressive staged that shot, held shirt up, and camera at same time. Ngl
How big is it? Please include a standard banana unit for scale moving forward.
My Dad does that, if 3 people message him and the first says 'Hey, is this available?', the second says 'When can I pick it up?' and the third says 'Hey, when are you available?' and he replies to the 2nd and 3rd.
After looking at all the items posted above, why is this the one that made me literally LOL?
Erm...Was that piece of luggage previously used to dispose of a dead body?
looks like it was already recovered from a dumpster
Load More Replies...needs recovering as much as a 1000 year dead person needs "recovering'
Okay, but this is actually a very good deal. The KE55’s are from the late 70’s and are popular again in the car world. There’s a lot of people trying to restore them and finding original parts can be difficult!
It’s supposed to be worn underneath leggings and dresses and such 😅
Load More Replies...You can tell they were worn and badly stretched out by the amount of puckering along the center seems in them. They likely wore them without panties, to get a lift on their cheeks, so that's two reasons I'd never purchase this pair, lol. Edited to add, they're not "brand new" if you "only wore them twice" , sadly they're are definitely used at that point.
I hope they come with instructions as I have many images in my mind right now.
Yes, believe it or not, these do work. Place one on the floor, inside the house, next to outside doors. Why does it work? I don't know!!
spider repellant? is it really? (Does "asking for a friend" fit in this scenario?)
That's not a bad price. But as a kid, part of the joy was finding a really good conker that had fallen off a tree.
What's in that bag?!? The body stains were bad enough.. and what the heck is the pillow/ chair covering on the bottom bunk
The conjoined d¡cks riding in the sleigh aren't alarming?
Load More Replies...Look to be amplifier wiring. If complete, might be worth that in today's prices. Plus a basket. That fuse block alone is probably $20 at stores
I lived in Shelton WA for many years and am not at all surprised to see this for sale there
Copper wire is worth cash at "cash for metals" places. Not much, though.
Anyone else reminded of TBBT? 'I found this iPod on the street' 'That's broken beyond repair, what you wanna do with it?' 'Sell it on eBay as slightly used'
Unrelated, but when you said that, soft kitty just started playing in my head
Load More Replies..."Only partially erected" - it's okay to be camera shy. We understand.
What is wrong with these people? Are there actual buyers for these things? Get help!!!
I... I just... some of these are beyond insane. I can't wrap my mind around some of these... I feel almost sick?
I used to think you couldn't blame someone for trying to sell something weird, you could only blame the person who's willing to pay for it. After seeing these, I changed my mind.
You don't like the jewelry holder? Or the jouch? Or the sole mattress?
Load More Replies...Jokes, awful handmade products, and wishful thinking that someone may bite.
What is wrong with these people? Are there actual buyers for these things? Get help!!!
I... I just... some of these are beyond insane. I can't wrap my mind around some of these... I feel almost sick?
I used to think you couldn't blame someone for trying to sell something weird, you could only blame the person who's willing to pay for it. After seeing these, I changed my mind.
You don't like the jewelry holder? Or the jouch? Or the sole mattress?
Load More Replies...Jokes, awful handmade products, and wishful thinking that someone may bite.
