Mrs. Johanson FTW!

Actually that's true, it IS based on your browser history. I see stuff I was looking at on Amazon all the time in the ads section.

How many people looked at their keyboards?

Another of Mrs. Johanson's summer school students.

Damn bruh, that was savage!

Bad use of citations is best countered by use of citations. Brilliant!

Found a meaning for his/her life

Ouch! *giggle*

at least that guys take it well.

I rest my case

lolol geezus!

That's gotta be frustrating for straight ladies :/

Believe me, I've never seen God. One big contributing factor to my atheism.

I totally pictured a doctor running through a hospital trying to find his patients

This is so mean... and so funny at the same time! Brillant.

LMFAO!!!!

Definitely an awesome response.

S**t, let me go get you some ice for that burn!

i want that address. a pizza delivery in 20 sec that's good!

Har har har

i must be really tired or this is really funny but i almost c**p my pants reading this one

lmao self burn

I have literally seen someone put as their status "I think someone is breaking into my home!" ... and you are on FB and not calling 911?

i can make simple children books sound dirty

Oh man that was ugly

take that Claire!

If he's looking at young girl eating lollipops and thinking 'yeah, penis' he probably should be on some kind of sex register...

f*cking funny! That's the kind of friends guys have

Agree

That's not really a burn, just stating a fact, no?

How many of these people actually went to school?

Very good!

Sarcasm level: Dad!

Yay Clive!

Sure thing

top 8? Is he talking about Myspace?

Love it. And agree.

HA! GOT EM!

Are there reeeeally idiot guys that say s**t like this????

flames? o.o

A very valid proposition.

Hahahahaha gang banged by crayola

this one made me laugh

when facebook users try to be poets

This is funny to me because only female mosquitoes are bloodsuckers. Male mosquitoes have a diet similar to a butterfly's.

LMAO SICK!

exactly.....

It sure is a fun disease/addiction

Oh Joel...

In all fairness, she missed an apostrophe too (male's)

Yep, definitely for Molly.

Too much blurred here...if I remember this correctly, Nicole is of African American origin, which gives a whole different aftertaste...

I wanna be friends with Caitlin

These are so much more entertaining than reading what my friends post.. lol

Kinda feel like this is promoting rape culture...

This isn't really an epic comeback, just a silly pun...

Maybe he is a co

Really? Sleeping body parts is NOTHING

Denial...I LOVE IT.