Ah yes. Reminds me of the time I said "Netflix and chill" in the car, while my teen daughter was in the back with about 3 friends, and they had to explain to me that it does not, in fact, mean relax with a good Netflix movie. #OldLadyWalking

anyone else read some of these an envy the innosense of not knowing

Just this past week I was working on designing and testing a pump system. Well the water wasn't reaching the top of the tank, so I said to my partner who was at the pump controlling the pump-output if he could give me more head, as in hydraulic head. He thought nothing of it, I thought nothing of it. Well later I saw a meme about "giving head in bed" and in that moment, I realized I had made an innuendo, although I didn't (and still don't) understand what it was.

The innocence in the comments on this post!

I asked two male friends for some tea because I had a stomachache. One of them said "Sure, I have lots of teas and herbal teas, take whatever you need". The second friend, making fun of him, called him "Oh, Mr Tea" and me, wanting to sound funny, called him "TEABAG!!!". They didn't find it funny. Then I said "What?" "is that an insult or something? There was a character on Prison Break, whose nickname was 'Teabag'...but I don't know what it means". They explained it to me in detail.

I don’t get #6

Mine was whilst watching Flash Gordon. Flash is fighting Timothy Dalton and gets called a bastard. I ask my dad what that means ('twas the 80's) and my Dad says it's someone born out of wedlock. I got really confused and said something (repeatedly) along the lines of: 'how does he know he's a bastard? They've only just met and they haven't mentioned their parents'....

it's weird some of these in Envy the innocence

i know hahaa

Boredpanda, when you copy an entire list, you should credit the original source. It's a good lost & I like it, but you copoed it in its entirety, you didn't put it together.

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