Why did they make this all about me?

Okay, I laughed so hard at this, I snorted!

I always keep an eye on my kids' plates for leftovers.

Ah, not exactly. All of these reconstituted things (Dinosaurs / Nuggets / Burgers / Twizzles etc) are made from an interesting by product of the poultry industry called MRM (Mechanically Recovered Meat) ; basically after all of the 'useful' cuts (Breast / Leg /Wing etc) have been removed from the carcass the remaining bit is fed through a machine that flails off any remaining meat and collects it in huge hoppers (this is a grey, slimy, vile smelling load of gloop btw), the bits that haven't yet been used (Wattles / Feet / Heads and so on) are added to this gloop and sent of for further processing into Dinosaurs / Nuggets etc.... ) Still want to feed your kids that stuff ? I speak as someone who worked in a chicken processing factory for over a year, no one in that place ate chicken or fed their families anything that had processed Chicken in it.

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Dear cored pandas, it seems to be....sorry....Dear bored pandas, it seems to be true that hunger makes one missing the obvious in plain sight in a subliminal subtexture. When anyone of you finds him/her/ham/them challenged in an argument by being asked to answer one of the three big questions...well....then all of you can answer correctly by "It's been the egg." Due to the fact that dinosaurs layed eggs and the traditional slaughter chickens are living in these times, even not long lasting but tasty at all, then "the egg was first".

I eat Dino nuggets from Walmart because they have a good tasting gluten free breading. Most of the others I tried don't.

Teaching kids about evolution

facts tho

What does chicken have to do with cheese crackers?

See evolution is real

Imagine a T-Rex looking at a chicken. That beast must think wtf happened.

Thank Dog, no birb

Yes. Chickens "evolve" into chicken meat. That's how that works.

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