Worth it

That's true! I can't seem to make out most new movies and series anymore as they've all gotten so dark they're almost black. How can we stop this stupid trend?

Why did they make this all about me?

Okay, I laughed so hard at this, I snorted!

I always keep an eye on my kids' plates for leftovers.

Ah, not exactly. All of these reconstituted things (Dinosaurs / Nuggets / Burgers / Twizzles etc) are made from an interesting by product of the poultry industry called MRM (Mechanically Recovered Meat) ; basically after all of the 'useful' cuts (Breast / Leg /Wing etc) have been removed from the carcass the remaining bit is fed through a machine that flails off any remaining meat and collects it in huge hoppers (this is a grey, slimy, vile smelling load of gloop btw), the bits that haven't yet been used (Wattles / Feet / Heads and so on) are added to this gloop and sent of for further processing into Dinosaurs / Nuggets etc.... ) Still want to feed your kids that stuff ? I speak as someone who worked in a chicken processing factory for over a year, no one in that place ate chicken or fed their families anything that had processed Chicken in it.

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Dear cored pandas, it seems to be....sorry....Dear bored pandas, it seems to be true that hunger makes one missing the obvious in plain sight in a subliminal subtexture. When anyone of you finds him/her/ham/them challenged in an argument by being asked to answer one of the three big questions...well....then all of you can answer correctly by "It's been the egg." Due to the fact that dinosaurs layed eggs and the traditional slaughter chickens are living in these times, even not long lasting but tasty at all, then "the egg was first".

I eat Dino nuggets from Walmart because they have a good tasting gluten free breading. Most of the others I tried don't.

Teaching kids about evolution

facts tho

What does chicken have to do with cheese crackers?

See evolution is real

Imagine a T-Rex looking at a chicken. That beast must think wtf happened.

Thank Dog, no birb

Yes. Chickens "evolve" into chicken meat. That's how that works.

This should be no 1

2023: Ads

Legit true

2020s: random person on bp

That child is such an old soul. Also I love Master Roshi.

The apocalypse movies, tv shows and games are actually just preparing us for the housing market and extreme wealth disparities

Expectations vs Reality: the one time I like reality better

Ok but this is unfair! We're still very fierce. And very afraid

Can’t unsee it now

I am also becomming as big and round again as I was in the beginning

Nope, this is a fish that became a dog and is trying to get back to being a fish again.

Better than using nukes, like someone suggested.

does anyone else think the image on the right of the orca looks like vision

Yeah.. And today it got to point when it is not worth it to play any online competitive game, if you are not a cheater. This is one of the reasons I left the shooter games probably forever. So sad.

The temperature required to kill the infection is way higher than the temparature your body can survive. The reason you get a fever is because certain proteins work faster when warm so your immune system works faster to get rid of the infection.

I’m using this. Edit: thanks for the heads up Laura

Aww

2100: The entire Milky way

Too funny

Okay whatever but Luis Guzman is awesome in movies

No, it's the cats who perfected this ruse

My fav is middle left

Torture device?

Whales = giant swimming bears

ooof!!

This article is seriously trying to attack me personally. And anyway, can't you see the profound majesty of the chicken

They forgot the 'hun' bit