Like jugsaw pieces.

"Slightly"

Hahaha.

Did they censor Will Smith?

Surely this is exactly what women have wanted for ages.

Many Nazis and their sympathizers fled to South America when the Nazis lost the war.

Try that ‘positivity’ at a funeral.

Burn!

I will not hear slander about my man Jizzissippi.

No ikea what's going on here.

Double pain.

Stacy's mom has got it going on

Someone Is about to have their bank account hacked.

Dad move

I could never tolerate a girl i caught having sox with someone else.

easy one but still funny ! On this matter the best joke ever was Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes "Once upon time in Hollywood was so long that Leo had to quit his girlfriend at the end of the premiere" ^^

Jesus f**k... Imagine explaining to a french WWI soldier that the hell he knows, one of the worst place to be in the all 20th century would become an excuse for an ASMR video... How sad it is. I cannot wait for Auschwitz background sound to help you fall asleep.

Oops...

First one when EVERYONE gets crushed.

Not just cars, a whole civilization and ecosystem in their nostrils.

Oww! Oww! Oww!

I have said this from the beginning (as the books were being released). She only wrote Hermione + Ron to appease fans

That sucks!

I’d imagine a pet leech might lead to some health problems relating to blood clotting and anemia, because of the chemicals leeches use to prevent your blood clotting, and the blood loss from feeding. I’ve never had a leech though, so idk.

I feel attacked to be fair I have had jobs before just not now 🤣😀😀😀

Sucker

My mum has one. A 43 year old addict… 😡

Bet that really bites…

the fact that they have sigma in their name proves that they're only 7

Cuddle with my dogs

If you are suffering from autumn...

I’m not going there. Nope.

Long walk.

50% of his height is his neck

Worst banana scale ever

I've got to find out if Excel can do that. Good fun.

Time to go get some money! And for free, too!

Very specific there Jeremy, hang in there.

Gather all living species in western africa to lie down and fart simultaneously

You Libra-ate yourself.

Yes officer, this comment right here.

Hope she watched out for crabs.

"Affirmative! 1"

Poor kitty.

You gotta hit them right where it hurts. In the wallet.

The formatting of this is a nightmare

Lil accidentally stabbed myself in the arm with a knife while unloading the dishwasher

But do it before you even watch what you are supposed to subscribe to and sit through the endless Patreon name list reading, cuz only THOSE guys are worth mentioning.

BTS (Behind the Scene) has been around before any member of BTS was born. Kpop fan girls (or stans) are f*****g crazy.

What is a pfp ?? 🤔