There's good reason why people say "Never read the comments"; they often devolve into toxic exchanges that offer little value. Which is kind of sad because then we miss the occasional masterpiece.
Luckily, there's a rare breed of heroes who are willing to sift through all the negativity to find and preserve the lost gems, allowing them to receive the attention they truly deserve.
The Instagram account 'Epic Comment God' is one of them. Continue scrolling to check out its collection.
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Part of what makes online comments so wild is the disconnect between the commenter’s identity and what they are saying, a phenomenon that the psychologist John Suler memorably termed the “online disinhibition effect.”
The theory is that the moment you shed your identity the usual constraints on your behavior go, too—or, to reiterate a 1993 Peter Steiner cartoon, on the Internet, nobody knows you’re not a dog.
When Arthur Santana, a communications professor at the University of Houston, analyzed nine hundred randomly chosen comments on articles about immigration, half from newspapers that allowed anonymous postings, such as the Los Angeles Times and the Houston Chronicle, and half from ones that didn’t, including USA Today and the Wall Street Journal, he discovered that anonymity made a perceptible difference: 53% percent of anonymous commenters were uncivil, as opposed to 29% percent of registered, non-anonymous commenters. Therefore, Santana concluded that anonymity encourages incivility.
Many Nazis and their sympathizers fled to South America when the Nazis lost the war.
However, as Maria Konnikova, the author of Mastermind: How to Think Like Sherlock Holmes, pointed out, anonymity has also been shown to encourage participation.
"By promoting a greater sense of community identity, users don’t have to worry about standing out individually. Anonymity can also boost a certain kind of creative thinking and lead to improvements in problem-solving," Konnikova wrote, pointing out a study by psychologists Ina Blau and Avner Caspi, who analyzed student learning and found that, while face-to-face interactions tended to provide greater satisfaction, in anonymous settings participation and risk-taking flourished.
As psychologists Marco Yzer and Brian Southwell said, new communication technologies do not fundamentally alter the theoretical bounds of human interaction; such interaction continues to be governed by basic human tendencies.
"Whether online, on the phone, by telegraph, or in person, we are governed by the same basic principles," Konnikova added. "The medium may change, but people do not. The question instead is whether the outliers, the trolls and the flamers, will hold outsized influence—and the answer seems to be that, even protected by the shade of anonymity, a dog will often make himself known with a stray, accidental bark. Then, hopefully, he will be treated accordingly." Plus, various subreddits have proven time and time again that even anonymous forums can self-regulate quite efficiently, so maybe it's not all bad after all.
I could never tolerate a girl i caught having sox with someone else.
easy one but still funny ! On this matter the best joke ever was Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes "Once upon time in Hollywood was so long that Leo had to quit his girlfriend at the end of the premiere" ^^
Jesus f**k... Imagine explaining to a french WWI soldier that the hell he knows, one of the worst place to be in the all 20th century would become an excuse for an ASMR video... How sad it is. I cannot wait for Auschwitz background sound to help you fall asleep.
Not just cars, a whole civilization and ecosystem in their nostrils.
Lil accidentally stabbed myself in the arm with a knife while unloading the dishwasher
I’m sorry, I hope you’re doing better now
Load More Replies...be size of a football for me but yay for the buggers being gone.
Load More Replies...Lil Dad fell over hanging up a picture at half eleven at night....
Load More Replies...Must correct myself... Lil depression. But it helped a lot.
Load More Replies...What people expects with that trick ? How can it be cool 🤔 "Lil potatoe stuck in r****m" is a thing ?
I was expecting, “Lil Syphilis” or something like that. 🤣 Mine would be, “Lil Seizure” 🤷🏻♀️
Ditto! I guess since that one is already taken, I'm going with "Lil Night-shift" 🤣
Load More Replies...lil labwork… I don’t actually hate it. Or lil my brother might have appendicitis and I have to come because nobody’s home
Lil Sepsis. I had open heart surgery at the height of Covid and the hospitals were understaffed and overworked. People died. I was happy to go home to safety. Turns out that I had an infection in my chest cavity and it spread and became sepsis. I spent another 5 weeks at the hospital and it took me well over a year to get back to normal again,
My dad needed brain surgery during the height of COVID He didn't even spend the night and ended up having a bleed. It was terrifying.
Load More Replies...Does that count? Then I'm not Lil Uterus Infection, I'm Lil Mother In Law Leg Amputation Got Infected.
Load More Replies...Lil wrong adress (it's rue du général leclerc, not de gaulle, stupid cab)
I don't think the hotties are going to come running for a guy named Lil Asthma.
Lil took the dog for a pee while wearing shoes with almost no tread so slipped on wet grass and shattered my ankle.
Lil Colitis, which I found out is incredibly painful. One of my cancer surgeries took 30 staples to close me up, from sternum to pelvis and I had less pain recovering from that. At least with the surgery I was on some serious pain meds right after and when I came home. I still take 2 different types of morphine because of spinal cord damage and that didn't even make a dent in the pain. Between the Colitis and a SEVERE GERD flare up, I would do the surgery all over again.
Lil Too Much Placenta Left Inside Me After The Doctor Tried To Rip It All Out In Fistfuls But Didn't Get It All And I Got An Infection In My Uterus After Bleeding For Three Months 😭
Lil sister had her skull opened and broken back apart because her bones fused too quickly
lil elbow dislocation and avulsion of the medial epicondyle (its tuff)
Lil final checkup to make sure my broken leg had healed right
Lil chest pain caused by a panic attack on the flight home from Bangkok
LIL might have had colon cancer due to nearly s******g herself every day. You're welcome 👾
Lil broken femur? Lil bit o labor?? Lil bit o skull fracture??? (These did not happen on the same days).
Lil foot fracture or lil I work there. The first one sounds better as a rap name tbh :)
Lil Allergic reaction just doesn't go as hard as Lil Face Dog Bite. Same goes for the more accurate, Lil little dog bit my face
Lil’ to see how my grandma was doing after a seizure
Mine would be Lil Covid, unless we're counting emergency room visits. Then it would be Lil Panic Attack.
Mines Lil Covid. Unless we count emergency room visits. Then it's Lil Panic Attack.
Lil' dishwasher smashed fingers. (This was when they made top-loading dishwashers.)
Lil’ Lil’ sister cut herself on glass and had to get 3 stitches on her hand.
Lil' Cesarian, Lil' Can't Breath 1 and Lil' Can't Breath 2, commin here to represent!
Lil had a lightbulb removed from my butt. Too long? Edit: had to edit the clinical term that begins with 'r' and ends with 'm' for butt because BP censored it.
Wait, I ain't ever been to the hospital. No wait, I got one: Lil brother got ran over by a car
Lil falling off my bunkbed face first and getting it checked a few days later after bleeding into eyes and watching cartoons
Lil got a penny stuck up my nose by shoving it up there to make a gumball fall out of my bum.
But do it before you even watch what you are supposed to subscribe to and sit through the endless Patreon name list reading, cuz only THOSE guys are worth mentioning.
BTS (Behind the Scene) has been around before any member of BTS was born. Kpop fan girls (or stans) are f*****g crazy.
I know it's a cliché, but the best thing about BP is other Pandas' comments 😂
I am often wondering, does anybody reads the post author original texts between pictures? Sometimes there are lot of author’s texts and i never read any of it 🤷🏼♂️😀
I know it's a cliché, but the best thing about BP is other Pandas' comments 😂
I am often wondering, does anybody reads the post author original texts between pictures? Sometimes there are lot of author’s texts and i never read any of it 🤷🏼♂️😀