If not, Water Music will keep playing.

#freebillposters

upvote for the caption :)

depending on the currency, might be a reasonable price

Spitting into your own eye is already a challenge, but idk if I can do that after being awake 5 days in a row.

AND/OR!?

That's one way to get your money back I guess!

*sighs sadly in Jesus*

You can't Tell me that's not an important public service announcement

This is a joke, not bad grammar.

wouldn't want to see that either

I think whoever did this did too much marinara...

You'd be surprised how many people don't understand what a designated parking space is.

Is that for the person giving or receiving? I suppose sitting on that would be more comfortable than kneeling.

Are you hiring? Asking for a friend.

Luckily, I have quite a strong musk. I've been told it's "repelling", even.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Apostrophes everywhere except where it should be, in Goodwyn's lol

If you run out of problems to solve.

now if only the bees produced bacon...

I know home birth vs hospital birth can be somewhat controversial, I didn't know online birth was an option, never mind death.

That's alright, the customers taste better than the food anyway.

Who else read it the way I did?

This sums America riiiiight up.

Here to stay!! 😂

Fresh from the vet.

That's not a fail...

That poor burger

Maybe it's Austin Powers, "Seasoned, baby!"

The label sounds genuinely good though. Would try seasoned baby.

No thanks. I like my baby plain.

Checking the ingredients for baby

yum

That better be a typo

Oh, god- baby octopuses???

😱 IS THAT WHERE LITTLE JOEY WENT?! I failed you so badly Joey 😢

After reading ingredients, I'd rather it was baby!! 🤢

Well you wouldn't want a bland baby

delicioes i love seasoned baby yum yum yum

Thank you, i prefer mine homemade though.

It's a joke.

What if I catch an adult? Not my fault then, is it?

Have you seen how many baby products are in a supermarket aisle lately?

A summer baby you were born…..yes, Yoda, I know.

reminds me of bob's burgers... "we make our burgers with dead bodies from the crematorium next door!"

I can't figure out what they meant to say here

It is a real park hahaha https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2636471,-123.0969396,3a,75y,31.29h,89.12t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sZ-R9NWejKReyPNsxHbbuzQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DZ-R9NWejKReyPNsxHbbuzQ%26cb_client%3Dsearch.revgeo_and_fetch.gps%26w%3D96%26h%3D64%26yaw%3D280.0476%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192

It always gets me when I see phrases like "with real cheese" on a pizza box or other cheese-related product. The implication being that the default is fake cheese.

I wonder which country that is.

You think I can afford a maid??

Come agian bwoi...