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40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group
How many “c’s” and “m’s” in “accommodate?” Is there a “c” in “acquire?” While it might seem obvious when written out in front of you, English spelling can make fools of the best of us, but most people will probably overlook a misspelled word in a text. But that mistake becomes ever so magnified when you are driving around and see it displayed in, say, a shop window.
The “English Language Police” Facebook page gathers word crimes and grammatical mistakes people have spotted in the wild. So scroll down and enjoy the funniest examples here, upvote your favorites, and be sure to let us know what common language mistakes are your number one pet peeve.
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Free Bill Posters
That Was After The Honeymoon
Native speakers (and writers) of English all have their own struggle words. Some people can’t stand the doubling of a specific letter, like aggression versus agression. In other cases, people think there is a second letter where there actually is none, for example, imitate versus immitate. More often than not, this is a result of English not being a phonetic language.
Many writing systems attempt to just jot down the sounds that a particular word consists of. As logical as this sounds, many languages skip this part, English being one of them. Partially, the French can be blamed, as a lot of constructions in modern English have old French (and Norman) origins, due to William the Conqueror, well, conquering England in 1066.
So Many People To Send Them To
I Don't Know If I Can Stay Awake For 5 Days... Anymore
The Whole Planet? Seems Kinda Harsh
To counter this, English orthographer Christopher Upward designed something called cut spelling. The basic idea was to “cut” redundant and silent letters, which would “help” save 8–15% of space when printing written texts and, potentially, reduce the number of spelling mistakes that we all run into regularly. It never really took off because who wants to go through the hassle of remaking the entire spelling system of a language?
Well That Is One Way To Prevent Theft
Please, Turn Water Into Wine
Good Advice
As English is spoken around the globe by over 1.5 billion people as a first or second language, it makes sense that large, sweeping changes might not be that realistic to implement. It’s also a language without a “central” authority, with different spelling, pronunciation, and slang depending on where one is. Researchers call this a pluricentric language, meaning that different strains develop and intermix without one being regarded as the “official” variant.
Very Witty Indeed
You Expect The Guy To Open The Store While Being Circumcised?
I Hadn't Realized It Was Banned
The result is that most variants of English are mutually intelligible, though there are always many anecdotes about thick accents from one English-speaking country or another. It also has a global reach, both due to colonial history and mass media. These days, English can be referred to as a true “lingua franca,” as it is often used when both parties don’t share a common language.
Okay Then
Aldi Australia Is Selling This Stool
Oh My
Attempts to make a “neutral” global means of communication have led to the creation of “Globish,” a somewhat uninspiring name for a language. The idea, created by Jean-Paul Nerrière, was to have something that was not tied down by the cultural weight of English and also incorporate elements from other languages around the world. Nevertheless, its largest “lender” of words was still English (around 1500 words) and it has not really taken off at the moment.
Where Is Elon When You Need Him?
A Sticky Situation To Be In
The Four Apostrophe’s’ Of The Apocalypseses’s’
English is so predominant that some scholars believe it might lead to premature language death. As it is tied up with employment, research, and a lot of popular media, English remains one of the top choices for people to learn, at the cost of acquiring a different language. The unfortunate result is that it introduces alien words and idioms into languages where they don’t belong, supplanting the more unique original structures.
No, Thanks
Me In Real Life
Pretty Intimidating If You Ask Me
Can You Eat Non-Customers At The Tables? Asking For A Friend
Uh, Oh
This Sign
Oof
Dognuts? Hmmm
Clever Crafter's Fail
Let's Hope The Burger Is Ok
Yummy
Two Lies And A Grammar Gaffe. What An Ad
I've Read This Five Different Ways. Each Giving A New And More Disturbing Meaning To It
Er, am I the only one who only made sense of this sign by reading it as a limit of 3 children can go fishing at one time?
How Can You Fill Both Sides Of An Aisle With One Niche Product Category?
Saying “You Are A Cancer” Isn’t Much Better
Seems Awfully Cheap
reminds me of bob's burgers... "we make our burgers with dead bodies from the crematorium next door!"
Unique Eligibility Criteria
Misogynists (Somewhere In Canada)
It is a real park hahaha https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2636471,-123.0969396,3a,75y,31.29h,89.12t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sZ-R9NWejKReyPNsxHbbuzQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DZ-R9NWejKReyPNsxHbbuzQ%26cb_client%3Dsearch.revgeo_and_fetch.gps%26w%3D96%26h%3D64%26yaw%3D280.0476%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192
But How Many Fake Ones?
With The Price Of Gas These Days, He’s Not Wrong
Shucks, Wouldn’t You Know It, We’re On Vacation And Only Have Our Holiday Maid With Us
Hope Agian Shows Up
Okay, mocking people who do their best to help native English (US/UK) speakers out, visiting a foreign country, because they refuse to learn any other language "because everybody speaks English and it better be perfect, you stupid foreigners". If you complain about my English, better you learn to speak my language perfectly, first.
Sadly I bet most of these were done by native speakers
Load More Replies...Many of these were jokes; just a play on words. So they're actually clever.
Omg, when I speak French, I think I sound like most of these posts for the errors. My kid tells me that when I apologize for not speaking French properly in French, I don't say it correctly, and while I'm learning, my mistakes in apologizing prove my point- I don't speak French very well!
Okay, mocking people who do their best to help native English (US/UK) speakers out, visiting a foreign country, because they refuse to learn any other language "because everybody speaks English and it better be perfect, you stupid foreigners". If you complain about my English, better you learn to speak my language perfectly, first.
Sadly I bet most of these were done by native speakers
Load More Replies...Many of these were jokes; just a play on words. So they're actually clever.
Omg, when I speak French, I think I sound like most of these posts for the errors. My kid tells me that when I apologize for not speaking French properly in French, I don't say it correctly, and while I'm learning, my mistakes in apologizing prove my point- I don't speak French very well!