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How many “c’s” and “m’s” in “accommodate?” Is there a “c” in “acquire?” While it might seem obvious when written out in front of you, English spelling can make fools of the best of us, but most people will probably overlook a misspelled word in a text. But that mistake becomes ever so magnified when you are driving around and see it displayed in, say, a shop window. 

The “English Language Police” Facebook page gathers word crimes and grammatical mistakes people have spotted in the wild. So scroll down and enjoy the funniest examples here, upvote your favorites, and be sure to let us know what common language mistakes are your number one pet peeve.

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#1

Listening To "Water Music" Will Never Be The Same Again

Listening To "Water Music" Will Never Be The Same Again

Anindya Roychowdhury Report

Native speakers (and writers) of English all have their own struggle words. Some people can’t stand the doubling of a specific letter, like aggression versus agression. In other cases, people think there is a second letter where there actually is none, for example, imitate versus immitate. More often than not, this is a result of English not being a phonetic language. 

Many writing systems attempt to just jot down the sounds that a particular word consists of. As logical as this sounds, many languages skip this part, English being one of them. Partially, the French can be blamed, as a lot of constructions in modern English have old French (and Norman) origins, due to William the Conqueror, well, conquering England in 1066. 

#4

So Many People To Send Them To

So Many People To Send Them To

Jonathan Good Report

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#5

I Don't Know If I Can Stay Awake For 5 Days... Anymore

I Don't Know If I Can Stay Awake For 5 Days... Anymore

Dawson Delamar Report

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Falcon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spitting into your own eye is already a challenge, but idk if I can do that after being awake 5 days in a row.

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To counter this, English orthographer Christopher Upward designed something called cut spelling. The basic idea was to “cut” redundant and silent letters, which would “help” save 8–15% of space when printing written texts and, potentially, reduce the number of spelling mistakes that we all run into regularly. It never really took off because who wants to go through the hassle of remaking the entire spelling system of a language?

#7

Well That Is One Way To Prevent Theft

Well That Is One Way To Prevent Theft

VidE27 Report

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#9

Good Advice

Good Advice

Robert Mark Report

As English is spoken around the globe by over 1.5 billion people as a first or second language, it makes sense that large, sweeping changes might not be that realistic to implement. It’s also a language without a “central” authority, with different spelling, pronunciation, and slang depending on where one is. Researchers call this a pluricentric language, meaning that different strains develop and intermix without one being regarded as the “official” variant. 

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#11

You Expect The Guy To Open The Store While Being Circumcised?

You Expect The Guy To Open The Store While Being Circumcised?

Jar Raj Grover Report

#12

I Hadn't Realized It Was Banned

I Hadn't Realized It Was Banned

Emmay McDonald Report

The result is that most variants of English are mutually intelligible, though there are always many anecdotes about thick accents from one English-speaking country or another. It also has a global reach, both due to colonial history and mass media. These days, English can be referred to as a true “lingua franca,” as it is often used when both parties don’t share a common language. 

#13

Okay Then

Okay Then

Jar Raj Grover Report

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Falcon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd be surprised how many people don't understand what a designated parking space is.

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#14

Aldi Australia Is Selling This Stool

Aldi Australia Is Selling This Stool

visegripandducttape Report

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martin734
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that for the person giving or receiving? I suppose sitting on that would be more comfortable than kneeling.

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Attempts to make a “neutral” global means of communication have led to the creation of “Globish,” a somewhat uninspiring name for a language. The idea, created by Jean-Paul Nerrière, was to have something that was not tied down by the cultural weight of English and also incorporate elements from other languages around the world. Nevertheless, its largest “lender” of words was still English (around 1500 words) and it has not really taken off at the moment.

#16

Where Is Elon When You Need Him?

Where Is Elon When You Need Him?

Daniel Rogers Report

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Luckily, I have quite a strong musk. I've been told it's "repelling", even.

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#17

A Sticky Situation To Be In

A Sticky Situation To Be In

Sael-er Report

#18

The Four Apostrophe’s’ Of The Apocalypseses’s’

The Four Apostrophe’s’ Of The Apocalypseses’s’

Vincent Turner Report

English is so predominant that some scholars believe it might lead to premature language death. As it is tied up with employment, research, and a lot of popular media, English remains one of the top choices for people to learn, at the cost of acquiring a different language. The unfortunate result is that it introduces alien words and idioms into languages where they don’t belong, supplanting the more unique original structures. 

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#21

Pretty Intimidating If You Ask Me

Pretty Intimidating If You Ask Me

itzme89 Report

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Biofish23
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know home birth vs hospital birth can be somewhat controversial, I didn't know online birth was an option, never mind death.

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#22

Can You Eat Non-Customers At The Tables? Asking For A Friend

Can You Eat Non-Customers At The Tables? Asking For A Friend

Malka Wolf Report

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Loverboy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's alright, the customers taste better than the food anyway.

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#31

I've Read This Five Different Ways. Each Giving A New And More Disturbing Meaning To It

I've Read This Five Different Ways. Each Giving A New And More Disturbing Meaning To It

Nicholas del Cioppo Report

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Tetelestai
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Er, am I the only one who only made sense of this sign by reading it as a limit of 3 children can go fishing at one time?

LMr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be a rare vintage find. Probably belongs with the children sold and sent by post.

Luna Crow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can still feed a pretty good size group with 3 children, assuming you've got side dishes

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#32

How Can You Fill Both Sides Of An Aisle With One Niche Product Category?

How Can You Fill Both Sides Of An Aisle With One Niche Product Category?

Gilbert Cockton Report

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Libstak
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you seen how many baby products are in a supermarket aisle lately?

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#33

Saying “You Are A Cancer” Isn’t Much Better

Saying “You Are A Cancer” Isn’t Much Better

Pina Vyas Report

#34

Seems Awfully Cheap

Seems Awfully Cheap

Stacy DeMeo Robbin Report

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Harris Good
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

reminds me of bob's burgers... "we make our burgers with dead bodies from the crematorium next door!"

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#36

Misogynists (Somewhere In Canada)

Misogynists (Somewhere In Canada)

The Interior Report

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°CORLEONE°
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a real park hahaha https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2636471,-123.0969396,3a,75y,31.29h,89.12t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sZ-R9NWejKReyPNsxHbbuzQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DZ-R9NWejKReyPNsxHbbuzQ%26cb_client%3Dsearch.revgeo_and_fetch.gps%26w%3D96%26h%3D64%26yaw%3D280.0476%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192

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#37

But How Many Fake Ones?

But How Many Fake Ones?

Marcy Bauman Report

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GB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always gets me when I see phrases like "with real cheese" on a pizza box or other cheese-related product. The implication being that the default is fake cheese.

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#39

Shucks, Wouldn’t You Know It, We’re On Vacation And Only Have Our Holiday Maid With Us

Shucks, Wouldn’t You Know It, We’re On Vacation And Only Have Our Holiday Maid With Us

Alastair John Stewart Report

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#42

Doors Can Suffer From Significant Separation Anxiety

Doors Can Suffer From Significant Separation Anxiety

Yvonne Sy Report

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Vix Spiderthrust
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In any event, I hate signs that say "keep this door closed at all times". If it's closed at all times, it isn't a door, it's a wall.

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#44

Issue That Domestic Cats Are Usually Much Smaller Than The Weight Limit Noted Here

Issue That Domestic Cats Are Usually Much Smaller Than The Weight Limit Noted Here

BythepowerofPlank Report

#45

Didn’t Know Tattoos Were Mobile Otherwise They Can Be Welded On?

Didn’t Know Tattoos Were Mobile Otherwise They Can Be Welded On?

Kelli Anne Report

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another one that is probably deliberate. Get rid of your misspelt tattoos.

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#46

I Hope Someone Was Fired Over This, Or Smacked Across The Knuckles With A Ruler. Honk Jesus, Honk If You Save, If You Love Jesus

I Hope Someone Was Fired Over This, Or Smacked Across The Knuckles With A Ruler. Honk Jesus, Honk If You Save, If You Love Jesus

Jesus, Jesus says to sliders drugs say to no yes. Say sliders say no to drugs to yes.

Dai Li Report

#48

Probably A Rerun

Probably A Rerun

Susan Freeman Report

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Natty Tempest
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if the impatient is parked there, why charge the patience to tow it? Who am I kidding, that's how the world works... Hopefully, spelling is apparently not what the impatient patient paid by patience is here for.

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#49

Build A $1.2 Billion Cruise Ship And Save A Few Dollars By Failing To Proofread Signage For 75+ Plaques. Priceless

Build A $1.2 Billion Cruise Ship And Save A Few Dollars By Failing To Proofread Signage For 75+ Plaques. Priceless

Dave Christensen Report

#50

I Wonder How That School Does In National Spelling

I Wonder How That School Does In National Spelling

Monte Bradford Report

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QuirkyKittyGirl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again, American schooling strikes again! (This is just embarrassing.)

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#52

"Trespiss-Sewers" Like Connoisseurs? Or Is That Three Spas Yours?

"Trespiss-Sewers" Like Connoisseurs? Or Is That Three Spas Yours?

Krista Knox Report

#54

I Wonder If They Choose Or If You Have To Self-Identify

I Wonder If They Choose Or If You Have To Self-Identify

Pina Vyas Report

#55

Damn Autocorrect

Damn Autocorrect

Friar Nicolas Maria Report

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BewilderedBanana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the machine is having an existential crisis, much like the person who wrote that i suspect

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#56

It's Truly Amazing, The Progress They've Made In Transplants

It's Truly Amazing, The Progress They've Made In Transplants

Cecilia Jenkins Report

#58

I Think I Need Some Help With This One

I Think I Need Some Help With This One

Angela M. Dallas Report

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#59

That Only Complicates The Problem

That Only Complicates The Problem

Brent Baker Report

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Bucket
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kids can stay, but we're not having irresponsible parents in this establishment!

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#61

Sounds Great. I Get To Park Here And Eat For Free. What A Country

Sounds Great. I Get To Park Here And Eat For Free. What A Country

Don Swinchoski Report

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David Beaulieu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the worst part of this sign is the Jersey Girl logo. The text should go top to bottom, not middle up, then down.

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#62

100% Of The Whole Mouth, Is This Redundant? Granted It's Early And I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet And Have A Slight Headache But Still

100% Of The Whole Mouth, Is This Redundant? Granted It's Early And I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet And Have A Slight Headache But Still

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#63

Does Anyone Else Feel Peevish About This Post?

Does Anyone Else Feel Peevish About This Post?

Cecilia Jenkins Report

#64

Presumably, The Exit Is An "Outerance"

Presumably, The Exit Is An "Outerance"

Gordonn Shumway Report

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#68

Let's Face It: Ice Cream Is Importanter. Also Deliciouser

Let's Face It: Ice Cream Is Importanter. Also Deliciouser

Jonathan Lazarus Report

#69

When You Want To Vent, You Know Who To Call

When You Want To Vent, You Know Who To Call

Adam Alnafusi Report

#70

Seen In Chennai (Erstwhile Madras)

Seen In Chennai (Erstwhile Madras)

The notice says in Tamil that there are job opportunities for ladies with expertise in operating photocopying machines. It's the English translation that's intriguing.

Hari Prahlad Report

#71

Yo, Adrian (Proper Use Of Comma)

Yo, Adrian (Proper Use Of Comma)

hale__bopp Report

#73

The Grammar Is Bad Enough, But The Roaming Chess Gangs Scare Me

The Grammar Is Bad Enough, But The Roaming Chess Gangs Scare Me

David Knotts Report

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#74

In Other Words, Anyone Who Is Between 1-20 Or 22+ Cannot Purchase Or Consume Here

In Other Words, Anyone Who Is Between 1-20 Or 22+ Cannot Purchase Or Consume Here

Gary Kimler Report

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Vix Spiderthrust
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No problem, I know many people who have been "21" since they were 14 for this exact reason

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#75

I Encountered This Fascinating Euphemism For The First Time On Our Recent Road Trip To The US. Has Anyone Else Ever Heard This Expression?

I Encountered This Fascinating Euphemism For The First Time On Our Recent Road Trip To The US. Has Anyone Else Ever Heard This Expression?

It has the quaint, bygone sound of something carried over from the Victorian period

David MacFadden Report

#76

Judges Do Have The Power Over You

Judges Do Have The Power Over You

Jar Raj Grover Report

#77

Stay Get Yay

Stay Get Yay

Sophia Chalifoux Report

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Robecca
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This literally looks like it was written on a word doc and then printed and framed.

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#78

A Comma And An Apostrophe Would Have Really Helped Here

A Comma And An Apostrophe Would Have Really Helped Here

Sam Solomon Report

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Serenity Now!
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn. I thought he was gonna ask me for a date. He was merely profiling.

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#79

Sadly, They Paid Dollar's For That Sign

Sadly, They Paid Dollar's For That Sign

Yvonne Sy Report

#80

Spotted In A Store Window. Apparently Their Merchandise Includes Children? Is That Even Legal?

Spotted In A Store Window. Apparently Their Merchandise Includes Children? Is That Even Legal?

David MacFadden Report

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Fat Harry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, a missing apostrophe, but the lack of comma means it doesn't imply they sell children either.

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#81

Not The Festive Spirit I Was Expecting From Woolworths

Not The Festive Spirit I Was Expecting From Woolworths

Brian Merritt Report

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#82

I Am Wondering Whether The Attendant Has Had Too Many Alcoholic Beverages

I Am Wondering Whether The Attendant Has Had Too Many Alcoholic Beverages

John O'Connell Report

#83

Presumably, These Grow In Bushes?

Presumably, These Grow In Bushes?

Gilbert Cockton Report

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GB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Presumably, these grow in bushes?" Yes, if you take this phrase a certain way.

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#84

"To Bad" Must Be On The "Highway To Hell"

"To Bad" Must Be On The "Highway To Hell"

Wayne Rothe Report

#85

Why Are Racists So Bad At English?

Why Are Racists So Bad At English?

Gareth Williams Report

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Verena
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So anybody speaking proper English is not an immigrant? Does this rule of being able to read and understand the local language apply for all countries?

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#86

Ronnie Must Work Here

Ronnie Must Work Here

Nicolsonraea Report

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Kharyss
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t a mistake. It’s a joke based on a Two Ronnies comedy sketch. (Four candles/fork handles)

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#88

I Came Across This Sign Today And Still Can’t Quite Understand What They Are Saying. Any Ideas? Do They Want Tourists? Are The Bears Eating Tourists?

I Came Across This Sign Today And Still Can’t Quite Understand What They Are Saying. Any Ideas? Do They Want Tourists? Are The Bears Eating Tourists?

David J Dingus Report

#89

So Nice Of Them To Send Kids To Do Our Sewing And First Aid At The Airbnb Unit

So Nice Of Them To Send Kids To Do Our Sewing And First Aid At The Airbnb Unit

Peppa Forest Report

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#90

I Always Thought That All Clocks Were Time Clocks. By The Look Of The Merchandise, I Guess I Was Wrong

I Always Thought That All Clocks Were Time Clocks. By The Look Of The Merchandise, I Guess I Was Wrong

Timothy L Hitchings Report

#91

Inconvenience Indeed

Inconvenience Indeed

Mary Donahue Report

#92

Just Noticing This After Using This For Two Years. A Simple Typo, But Still

Just Noticing This After Using This For Two Years. A Simple Typo, But Still

Steven DiCastro Report

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BewilderedBanana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if it's a typo or just a very weird 'i'... i've seen script fonts with funny shaped letters that only make sense at the beginning of a word, if the rest of the word is in lower case

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#93

That’s An Awfully Long-Winded Way Of Saying “Puzzle”

That’s An Awfully Long-Winded Way Of Saying “Puzzle”

Zardoz Connery Report

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#94

Ah, I Can Take My Time Here. I Love To Indulge In Long Baths

Ah, I Can Take My Time Here. I Love To Indulge In Long Baths

Cecilia Jenkins Report

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Jill
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this from the same place as the "impatient parking" sign?

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#95

Possible Uses Of A Monocular

Possible Uses Of A Monocular

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#96

Proofreading Fail. Cutains?

Proofreading Fail. Cutains?

Jim Thomas Report

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Nosirrow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a kid who labelled a box with a word cuntanus, meaning containers.

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#97

Well The Words Appear To Be English But The Manner In Which They Are Assembled Is Incomprehensible

Well The Words Appear To Be English But The Manner In Which They Are Assembled Is Incomprehensible

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#98

This Sign Caught My Eye Today And My Immediate Thought Was "Wow, Are They Making Smart (I.e. Automated) Shoes Now?"

This Sign Caught My Eye Today And My Immediate Thought Was "Wow, Are They Making Smart (I.e. Automated) Shoes Now?"

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#100

Lay Eggs?

Lay Eggs?

Mark Podesta Report

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prefectly correct English. It is also unlikely that hens (it's a farm) or snakes can read the sign.

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#101

On A Walk In Spring Hill, I Encountered This Gem. I Felt Slightly Dumber For Having Read It

On A Walk In Spring Hill, I Encountered This Gem. I Felt Slightly Dumber For Having Read It

Greg Boyce Report

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Tucker Cahooter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, spelling isn't that person's forte, but at least they haven't paid a swag of dollars to a professional signwriter to have an illiterate sign made like so many of the other ones on this list

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#102

That Arrangement Works

That Arrangement Works

Yvonne Sy Report

#103

So Close

So Close

Holly Shuck Report

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Robert T
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would be the correct singular form if there were only one premise.

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#104

He Parked So Close That He Knocked Off An O

He Parked So Close That He Knocked Off An O

David Mikkelson Report

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Anne Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too close to the fence…. Easy way to remember is “the two men were too close to the edge of the cliff”.

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#105

Buried Fiber Optic Cable GF

Buried Fiber Optic Cable GF

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#106

You Probably Think This Sign Is About You

You Probably Think This Sign Is About You

Davis Arthur Report

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Robert T
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least they won't be singing "you're so vain".

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#108

I Want To See A Floopervisor. There Is No Reason I Can't Have My Poofs

I Want To See A Floopervisor. There Is No Reason I Can't Have My Poofs

Krista Knox Report

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Shifty McFlea
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can see the tips of the “R”s if you zoom in. This is a normal sign where someone poorly photoshopped over the “R”s.

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#109

Oh Really, Then Why Do Mine Seem To Not Care And Just Getting Out Bed I Need To Warm Up And Stretch For Fear I'm Going To Pull A Big One

Oh Really, Then Why Do Mine Seem To Not Care And Just Getting Out Bed I Need To Warm Up And Stretch For Fear I'm Going To Pull A Big One

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#110

Found This Sign At A Local Shopping Center. I Guess If You Park And Go Shopping, They Will Tow Your Car. We Decided To Shop Elsewhere

Found This Sign At A Local Shopping Center. I Guess If You Park And Go Shopping, They Will Tow Your Car. We Decided To Shop Elsewhere

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Christof Irran
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only that, the maker of the sign assume that there may be a single owner (as opposed to owners') with multiple vehicles left unattended.

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#112

This Company In Australia Couldn’t Decide Which Spelling Of Barbecue To Use So It’s Covering All Bases

This Company In Australia Couldn’t Decide Which Spelling Of Barbecue To Use So It’s Covering All Bases

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they didn't use "barber queue", though they might for a cut price deal. ;-)

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#113

Where Am I Supposed To Park My Chipotle?

Where Am I Supposed To Park My Chipotle?

Edward Ulm Report

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#117

Where You At?

Where You At?

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#118

I Spotted This Sign This Morning In Walgreens As I Was Struggling To Pick Up My Daughter’s Pain Medication

I Spotted This Sign This Morning In Walgreens As I Was Struggling To Pick Up My Daughter’s Pain Medication

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S. E. in Indiana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, the pharmacist is handing out covid 19? Wonder how much my insurance will pay for that?

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#119

What Do They Quote?

What Do They Quote?

Jan Thrower Report

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Life is like a box of chocolates" and "You're only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off". Can I be served now?

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#120

This Happens To Me A Lot

This Happens To Me A Lot

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#121

When Sad Metropolitan Copywriters Try To Write Geordie

When Sad Metropolitan Copywriters Try To Write Geordie

Gilbert Cockton Report

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#122

That Doesn't Sound Very Tasty

That Doesn't Sound Very Tasty

Bill Brown Report

#123

This Doesn't Look Right To Me

This Doesn't Look Right To Me

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S. E. in Indiana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you see the other sign under the awning? They get their meat from a driving school. Those must be some tough instructors.

#125

That's None Of Your Business

That's None Of Your Business

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#126

Sitting At A Stoplight I Spotted This. It Took Me A Minute To Understand What They Were Advertising, But I Decided Against Eating The Chicken

Sitting At A Stoplight I Spotted This. It Took Me A Minute To Understand What They Were Advertising, But I Decided Against Eating The Chicken

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noel's been at it again. It is supposed to read "New Blackened Chicken Sandwich". Also, Popeyes should probably have an apostrophe.

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#127

I Stumbled Upon This Claim Yesterday, For Some Reason I Cannot Quite Define. Can Something Actually Be Designed To Be Authentic? Isn't That Contradictory?

I Stumbled Upon This Claim Yesterday, For Some Reason I Cannot Quite Define. Can Something Actually Be Designed To Be Authentic? Isn't That Contradictory?

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#128

Just Found This On My Door. Not Interested In Whatever It Is. I Do Want To Know If One Can Prequalify For Something That Is Active

Just Found This On My Door. Not Interested In Whatever It Is. I Do Want To Know If One Can Prequalify For Something That Is Active

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Mat Hall
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My biggest problem with that is the implication that overpaying is compulsory.

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#129

Lost In Translation

Lost In Translation

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Griffy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kellogg's makes noodles? Edit- yes, they do. It's a joint venture between them and an Egyptian company. Interesting.

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#132

Spelling Class Starts At 8

Spelling Class Starts At 8

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#133

Sigh

Sigh

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Christof Irran
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Came across this little treasure: "[...] Melbourne is on roughly the same latitude as Athens" (https://www.we-love-melbourne.net/weather-melbourne.html) - No, it is not! There is a very big difference between 37° South and 37° North! Approximately the same (angular) distance from the equator as Athens? Sure, but come on.

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#135

From CNN To Local News Shows, There Are Always Typos Like These. Spell Check Doesn't Fix Everything

From CNN To Local News Shows, There Are Always Typos Like These. Spell Check Doesn't Fix Everything

September Stokes Report

#136

I Take Delight In Garbled English On Clothing, As I Assume People Who Can Read Chinese Do At Tattoos Sported By People Who Can Not

I Take Delight In Garbled English On Clothing, As I Assume People Who Can Read Chinese Do At Tattoos Sported By People Who Can Not

I have a load of photos to share if there's interest in them, let me know, but here's the one I love best, beyond absurdity: keep calm and love bulldog. What were they thinking?

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#137

I Was Heading To Buy More Hayfever Tablets... Until An Ad Suggested That Not Taking Any Would Be Better

I Was Heading To Buy More Hayfever Tablets... Until An Ad Suggested That Not Taking Any Would Be Better

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#138

Finally, A Radio Station The Whole Fanily Can Listen To Together

Finally, A Radio Station The Whole Fanily Can Listen To Together

Josh Schmit Report

#140

A Beautiful Display At The Checkout Counter In A Portland Maine Restaurant

A Beautiful Display At The Checkout Counter In A Portland Maine Restaurant

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Anne Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can buy lovely jewellery made from sea glass. This photo isn’t it… https://www.georgiamariejewellery.co.uk/sea-glass

#143

This Is The Inner Label Of My Two Good Yogurt This Morning. I Can’t Decide Whether They Did It On Purpose To Make A Point About No Judgment Or If It Was An Editing Error

This Is The Inner Label Of My Two Good Yogurt This Morning. I Can’t Decide Whether They Did It On Purpose To Make A Point About No Judgment Or If It Was An Editing Error

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ElfVibratorGlitter
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also they market heavily on feeding other people but they only donate a fraction of profits.

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#144

Sign Spotted At A TJ Maxx In Florida Today. How Does One Tow A Span Of Time?

Sign Spotted At A TJ Maxx In Florida Today. How Does One Tow A Span Of Time?

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#146

I Would Have Rotated The Letter R 90°

I Would Have Rotated The Letter R 90°

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#147

I Three What You Did There

I Three What You Did There

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#148

Ice Creams? Am I Missing Something?

Ice Creams? Am I Missing Something?

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Vix Spiderthrust
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ice cream is a mass of ice cream, but ice creams are multiple single servings of ice cream. Captain Tryhard at work there.

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#149

I Was In An Office Building Today And Saw This. It Made Me Think: Doesn't "Uni" Mean One? Would The Sign Be More Accurate To Say "Multi" Or Something?

I Was In An Office Building Today And Saw This. It Made Me Think: Doesn't "Uni" Mean One? Would The Sign Be More Accurate To Say "Multi" Or Something?

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Kharyss
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone’s really really trying to make something out of nothing here. Unisex is widely known to mean both sexes. It’s not even an uncommon word.

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#150

Thick & Durable

Thick & Durable

"Durable" implies something that will sustain continuous and/or lengthy use. Aluminum foil is typically only used once. In this case, I used it to line a sheet pan for oven bacon, and after the bacon was done, I threw the foil away. I would think a better word than "durable" would be "strong".

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