If not, Water Music will keep playing.

#freebillposters

upvote for the caption :)

depending on the currency, might be a reasonable price

Spitting into your own eye is already a challenge, but idk if I can do that after being awake 5 days in a row.

AND/OR!?

That's one way to get your money back I guess!

*sighs sadly in Jesus*

You can't Tell me that's not an important public service announcement

This is a joke, not bad grammar.

wouldn't want to see that either

I think whoever did this did too much marinara...

You'd be surprised how many people don't understand what a designated parking space is.

Technically the truth

Thanks. Don't mind if I do. Got my eye on that shady patch right there.

C**p! I guess I'll have to move my car then! Wish they had this sign so people can see it!

Or how many times I've seen motorcycles plowed over in parking spaces

Please stack cars!

This isn't incorrect, just tautologous.

so i can't park on another car?

God, dammit jefferey!!! Tell you car to keep its wheels off of my cars axels!!

Don’t tell. E what to do!

Is that for the person giving or receiving? I suppose sitting on that would be more comfortable than kneeling.

Are you hiring? Asking for a friend.

Luckily, I have quite a strong musk. I've been told it's "repelling", even.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Apostrophes everywhere except where it should be, in Goodwyn's lol

If you run out of problems to solve.

now if only the bees produced bacon...

I know home birth vs hospital birth can be somewhat controversial, I didn't know online birth was an option, never mind death.

That's alright, the customers taste better than the food anyway.

Who else read it the way I did?

This sums America riiiiight up.

Here to stay!! 😂

Fresh from the vet.

That's not a fail...

That poor burger

Maybe it's Austin Powers, "Seasoned, baby!"

It's a joke.

What if I catch an adult? Not my fault then, is it?

Have you seen how many baby products are in a supermarket aisle lately?

A summer baby you were born…..yes, Yoda, I know.

reminds me of bob's burgers... "we make our burgers with dead bodies from the crematorium next door!"

I can't figure out what they meant to say here

It is a real park hahaha https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2636471,-123.0969396,3a,75y,31.29h,89.12t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sZ-R9NWejKReyPNsxHbbuzQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DZ-R9NWejKReyPNsxHbbuzQ%26cb_client%3Dsearch.revgeo_and_fetch.gps%26w%3D96%26h%3D64%26yaw%3D280.0476%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192

It always gets me when I see phrases like "with real cheese" on a pizza box or other cheese-related product. The implication being that the default is fake cheese.

I wonder which country that is.

You think I can afford a maid??