A bit weird of her to jump straight into a kind of exorcism.

I want that for me.

Not a roommate but a landlord. At night he liked to get naked, cover himself in flour and just stand still in his kitchen for hours.

I think I would have accidentally misplaced Bertha.

Very punny.

Did you roommate happen to be a dog?

Pants are overrated.

You're lucky that's all that happened!

That's just childish.

You mean Dr Nugget.

Ugh, the smell had to be vomit-inducing.

Were you breathing? Did your roommate even try to test if you were?

Lol that's cute.

Since when is mating a valid excuse to lock someone out of their room? If you don't want to be disturbed find a motelroom.

Sounds like a PTSD thing.

Oh dear lol. The special effects were super awesome though. Such a great movie.

Probably just undiagnosed autism.

Not just weird, but absolutely revolting!

Priority my friend

People who think they are "psycic" or a "medium" are usually either scammers or just plain nut jobs.

He was probably being sarcastic since he had a huge horror movie collection and would be obvious.

Don't blame you. She did pee in your bed after all.

Was probably voted Most Likely To Be Homeless in high school yearbook.

Every breath you take...

Wow. Fun.

She didn't want to be abducted and probed!

Is it normal in the USA to literally share literally the same actual room with a complete stranger?

Well, that is pretty much how field rations are cooked, though rather than a tin can it's a kind of vacuum sealed metallic bag which you can touch when you've pulled it out of boiling water. So it's probably just that ingrained into him. Side note, those rations never look great, but some are actually pretty tasty.

Sounds like Joey wearing Chandler’s clores in Friends.

I don't think that's weird, she probably forgot it was there. Plus we used to have a snake, so having a mice, rat or baby chick in the freezer wasn't weird for us.

This makes me think of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

I dated somebody who did that. Fortunately he was open to new ideas. Amazingly enough, his chronic scabby eczema cleaned right up when he started doing laundry regularly.

It took you months for you to confront her about it. And she only did something when you confronted her? So disgusting.

I would do that after a few knocks as I don’t want to annoy someone by accidentally doing a knock knock ginger

Combine all her drinks into one container too.