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Sending emails has become so mundane that some of us get into a false sense of security. So it’s not that hard to, say, send a fully empty email or, even worse, attach the wrong image or file. Even worse are the emails folks send out fully believing that what they just made works and isn’t either unhinged or deeply bizarre.
We’ve gathered some hilarious examples of emails people have accidentally sent or inexplicably received. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and, if you are brave enough, share your own examples and stories in the comments section below.
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#1
I Get An Email Every Time I Get A Package Delivered To My Apartment’s Mailroom. It’s Supposed To Be A Photo Of The Label, But There’s This One Guy
shankShaw deReemer 1 year ago
I wish I could receive ones like this! Laughter is good for the soul!
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#2
Ordered A Car Part Today Online, And Got An Email From The Company Confirming My Order
Farah the Turtle 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHA I would give ANYTHING for all company confirmation emails to do this
Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 1 year ago
This is, without a doubt, the absolute best order confirmation email in existence. I would laugh until I cried if I got this.
Catpawsarethebest 1 year ago
This is so cute! If I got an email like that I would be a customer for life!
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I love this! you feel appreciated for your order, even if they're maybe fibbing a little.... ;)
#3
I'm On A Month Long Road Trip And This Is The First Email My Parent Sent Me
Kyllein MacKellerann 1 year ago
Indeed, cats bond to people as deeply as dogs, but they don't show it; that would be "Too Canine" for them.
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Barbara Wilcock 1 year ago
Straight back home. Buy a kitty leash,kitty stroller. Then we travel together
Vivi Pettiss 1 year ago
It is charging- the lightning bolt symbol is just to the side instead of on the battery, which is the ui on some older phones
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It Was Meant To Be
shankShaw deReemer 1 year ago
I could see the English Professor in me doing this, especially if it wasn't too bad and only needed a few corrections/suggestions. If it were full of errors, then Mr. or Mrs. Shakespeare would be on her own!
Lupita Nyong'heaux 1 year ago
the three lines under the "h" to indicate capitalization tells me this is an actual copy editor. boy, did this person luck tf out. LOL
Dusty's mom 1 year ago
Save this email address. This editor might be your ticket to high marks.
#5
I Made A Snowman In The Yard Today And Later Got An Email From My Landlord. Thought He Was Gonna Be Mad I Broke Sticks Off His Trees For Arms. Guess Not
Maisey Myles 1 year ago
My ex landlord would have asked the snowman to pay rent
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Regina Holt 1 year ago
Years ago, the family with kids next door to me made a snowman on MY front lawn. I smiled as I pulled into may parking space. Mission accomplished.
#6
I Wish I Had The Courage To Do That
Mr. Toast 1 year ago
Never a good idea to think "empowering" your staff with free speech. Even without it, I remember one staff member thinking he had entitlement do and say what he wanted because he basically they had no one to replace him in his critical job. The best email he sent was the to the head of our service, accusing them of "Dickensian Work Practices" which may have worked except we were IT Systems Staff...
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Lol, nobody at a company is irreplaceable. Not even the CEO. Looking at you Elon!
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Jan Rosier 1 year ago (edited)
Brilliant move on a really s****y 'workpractice practice'. If my company came up which such a stupid thing, my answer would consist of two letters...
veirdbuttrue 1 year ago
I feel the same way when I wake up to get ready for work except I feel more depressed than angry lol. I suspect that many of us labouring under capitalism feel the same way.
Cathy 1 year ago
Oh my dear lord one of our directors writes an email to the whole department, every Friday... About his week. Luckily I have outlook skills and they are moved to the trash automatically. The waste of time, for everyone to read about what he remembered while standing in front of the coffee machine, eating a donut yaaaawn😝
Catherine Maven 1 year ago
... As they say, the only thing WORSE than Capitalism ... is the Alternative! :P
Bill Marsano 1 year ago
The courage to do what--send a cranky e-mail? Have you investigated the alternatives? Please do so and report your findings (from experience, please, not theory). You have freedom--exercise it!
#7
We Got A Snowstorm Last Night. My (Female) Boss's Email Probably Shocked A Few People In Our SoCal Office
Id row 1 year ago
Our forecast calls for flurries of passion followed by extended periods of gettin' it oooon.
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Parmeisan 1 year ago
When I was on my honeymoon, a laminated 8.5x11 was posted on the door of the women's bathroom, only to be confiscated by a co-worker and placed on my desk: "Maintenance in Progress - Serviced by male attendant - We apologize for any inconvenience". (I know the exact wording, because I thought this was hilarious and I still have it.)
#8
Just Got This Email From My Dad. Now That My Brother And I Are Both In College He Is Home Alone With My Mom And Sister
Just_for_this 1 year ago
It sounds like he's got a bit of 'Girl Dadding' to catch up on! 🤣 I've been caught out countless times going to the pool and forgotten about the nail varnish still on my toes.
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
wear it with pride my friend. my girls are no longer interested in painting my nails. Now they are doing my makeup, which wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so bad at it. Last time I looked like a $10 hooker at the end of a very long night after a sever rainstorm. My beard doesn't help. I also shave my head, so they like to paint my dome as well.
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Grenelda Thurber 1 year ago
Seriously! Cupcakes are for everyone, not just girls. If you don't like cupcakes, don't eat cupcakes and leave more for everyone else. Win-win. 😂
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Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
LOL. He is now surrounded and outnumbered by estrogen. He needs to get himself a big male dog
#9
The Email Signature You’ve Been Looking For
MellonCollie 1 year ago
I used to have a collegue named Griet. In Dutch, when closing an informal e-mail, we write 'groetjes' (+/- 'greeting'). The number of times I, she or anyone wrote Groet ('greeting') instead of Griet (her name), and grietjes (little Griet's) instead of groetjes (bye) is larger than the distance to the moon and back.
#10
My Son’s Business Professor Sent This Out To His Class
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Can I book an hour-long conference with him laying on the keyboard?
TribbleThinking 1 year ago
You may have just invented an entire new therapy and industry.
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My cats are trained not to touch my keyboard, and are offered assorted heated and unheated boxes in lieu that they begrudgingly accept. The only blip is that the agreement only stands for *that* keyboard, and even an identical replacement requires a whole new round of introductions/negotiations.
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Pamela Christie 1 year ago
You mean, "lies on the keyboard". You're not gong to convince me the THAT was a typo!
Linda Riebel 1 year ago
I wish I could turn back the clock to the time when people knew the difference between "lay" and "lie."
#11
I'm Never Sending Another Email Again
Dumb teenager 1 year ago
Oddly relatable as an autistic person. I've had similar conversations with people on minecraft servers (although admittedly most of the time it was because they were trying to insult me (I'm good at pissing people off online))
Melbo Baggins 1 year ago
DEAR GOD imagine having sent that email and getting the reply! I'd have to burn the whole internet down, grind it into dust and fire it into space to make sure I never sent such a stupid email again 😬😬
Kari Panda 1 year ago
We once got an email from a customer at work who said he had gotten a spam email that pretended to be from us. It had so many spelling errors and colloquial language that it couldn’t possibly be legit, so he thought. Yeah… It was an email written by a coworker who is… not the sharpest knife in the drawer. (I realise this sounds like I claim bad spelling equals stupid. That’s not what I meant. This person, who is neurotypical, was in her midtwenties and didn’t realise you had to sign an email with a complimentary close and your name.)
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
I'll one up you, I actually had a customer ON THE PHONE ask me mid conversation if he was talking to an AI... Like, he couldn't wrap his head around the fact that someone was patient and had proper speech etiquette
#12
My 8-Year-Old Brother Sends Me Emails From Time To Time. I Don’t Always Remember To Delete The "Sent From My iPhone" Signature. Apparently He Thinks This Is Important Email Etiquette
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Aw. Seriously warmed the cold cockles of my heart. XD I'm taking applications for siblings, btw. The one I've got usually just texts me "HELLO???" and then just "???" if I don't answer her calls.
Carla Phillips 1 year ago
That is so cute! It goes to show you how much younger kids emulate their older siblings
#13
I Lost It At "(No Subject)"
Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
I still laugh about the time (during Covid) that my neighbor replied to a group chat of school district health team members. She meant to reply with this 👍🏻 but accidently sent this instead. 🖕🏾 Yes, the chat group had a huge laugh over it because they all knew she's not that kind of person. She's a legend now. 🤭
Dawnieangel76 1 year ago
On the scale of how terrible something you accidentally emailed to your boss, this is WAAAAAAAAY low on the disaster level. LOL!
#14
An Email I Received Regarding My Credit Score
Mike F 1 year ago
Those are supposed to be objective, like algorithm type objective. I always picture some white haired old lady with rubber stamps: he seems like such a nice boy, but he's not good with $, grabs the "poor" stamp and SLAM!
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Frank 1 year ago
The incredible system of the "credit score". Non-existant in continental Europe. What a diverse world this is.
Nicola Roberts 1 year ago
It's alive and kicking in the UK. How are you assessed on the mainland?
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Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
What are all of the levels called - especially, what's below 'poor'??? - please🙏🏻
#15
My Dad Got An Email From Amazon
Susan Betz 1 year ago
I swear I clicked this thread just so I could comment on the WACKED-OUT DOG!! I'm still laughing.
#16
The US Embassy In Canberra, Australia, Accidentally Emailed A "Meeting" Invitation To The State Department That Featured A Cat Wearing Cookie Monster Pajamas
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I want to know how long the cat tolerated being in that costume. How long before the cat screamed and shredded it off?
Nicola Roberts 1 year ago (edited)
Just once I want them to wear a cute outfit, but I've not even managed to get a harness on them since they were old enough to hold opinions. AKA Cleopatra and Athena
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Genuine Words Of Wisdom
Dariusz M. D. 1 year ago
He is the international director of the Birkbeck Institute for the Humanities at the University of London, Global Distinguished Professor of German at New York University, professor of philosophy and psychoanalysis at the European Graduate School and senior researcher at the Institute for Sociology and Philosophy at the University of Ljubljana.[6][7] He primarily works on continental philosophy (particularly Hegelianism, psychoanalysis and Marxism) and political theory, as well as film criticism and theology.
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Vivi Pettiss 1 year ago
Friendly reminder that some 'old and forgetful' is normal, but some is not- don't panic, but don't miss the signs!
#18
I Turned Off My Screen And Used It To Reflect On Myself Until He Sent That Second Email
Aileen 1 year ago
One of my English professors scolded me for emailing at 1:25 AM. Then my next English professor sent an email once at 4 AM. And that's when I realized that students are not the only ones who stay up way too late sometimes.
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#19
I Sent A Joke Email To My Old Gym Asking Them To Stop Sending Me Monthly Newsletters And Their Response Was Hilarious
"To Toby,
We can't believe you have sent us a Dear John letter, we feel so used and abused how could you do this to us? We nurture you only for you to leave us for a younger (will question the better gym) gym. But be like that, we were only using you for your money anyway.
We hope you and your new gym will be happy together! I guess it was too good to last.
Toby if you ever want to come back, we are willing to forgive and forget.
Don't forget us!"
Catherine Maven 1 year ago
... I think it was a "Dear Gym" letter ... (not a Dear John letter ...)
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
Dear Gym letters are hard. Hard to read, and hard to write. Why can't we all be friends?
#20
The Best Type Of Work Email
Alysia Grey 1 year ago
My partner and I repeatedly had nightmares of he ditziest of our kitties, Molly, doing this. The nightmares would consist of us trying to keep her from danger throughout the day. There was a bittersweet moment after she went over the rainbow bridge (cancer at 18 years old) when we realized we’d stopped having those nightmares, because we’d successfully gotten her through.
Rosemary . 1 year ago
I had the same stress dreams about my two cats. They've both gone over the Rainbow Bridge too, but I still have the dreams every so often.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
"I was hoping he would never figure out where I work", I wonder where else the cat has followed him?
Richard Graham 1 year ago
Maybe they could solve the problem by offering Binx a teaching position - perhaps tenure tract.
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 1 year ago (edited)
when i was in the third grade, my cat Boycott (it was the 60s) , used to follow me to school every day! after the first month of him getting in school at every opportunity, the teachers got tired of him wandering the halls looking for me. i had to take him home daily. sometimes twice. there when my education!!
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
Cats are needy when left at home alone. Poor Binx. Love to know what happened.
#21
I've Ordered A Lot Of Merchandise From Online Vendors. Marine Depot's Confirmation Email Has Yet To Be Topped
The Chronic Insomniac 1 year ago
This is gold. I don't even own an aquarium and they have my business!
Liz Butt 1 year ago
This dude is a very talented and imaginative writer. I wonder if they use the same letter with each delivery or they write a new one with every time. Tolkien, eat your heart out.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Now we have to place an order (preferably two orders) to find out!
Load More Replies... Janet Graham 1 year ago
That would just make my day!! But, it is pretty sad when shipping is less than taxes.
Zann S Massie 1 year ago
One would buy something just to get a letter like that as an invoice..
#22
Received This Email. It Wasn't Very Comforting
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Depends on the liberal art degree I suppose. With a Law degree you can be a lawyer. A PhD in art history you can be an academic, a docent, a curator, etc. With a degree in art and human computer interactions you can be a UX designer. Master's in Education, you can be a teacher. The list goes on and on. Before you ask, yes I do have a liberal arts degree. Two of them in fact. And yes I am fully employed and make very good money. Although I work as an engineer, so probably not a good example for this.
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Uncanny 1 year ago
I’ve met many a holder of a liberal arts degree while ordering ham at the supermarket service deli. Lovely people, each and everyone one of them. Whizzes on the scales. 👍
Nikole 1 year ago
I’m doing just fine, thanks. I went to a very good university/college though.
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Robert Miller 1 year ago
Just about any career actually - I know people with that degree who have gone on to work for law firms , placement agencies , political groups , marketing agencies , in the construction trades as well as architectural offices . It's actually a very good degree for employers because people with this degree bring an open mind to the job . But , by all means keep being bitter .
Janet Graham 1 year ago
Why do they offer degrees with no practical use except to show you can put up with BS and spend lots of money for the privilege?
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
I always wondered that too..like the Arts Degree..what Art.. what work does it represent? Who wants to pay and attend a whole year at Uni to be given options for the second and subsequent years ahead?
Vivi Pettiss 1 year ago
Once I got an email from a liberal arts college with this subject line... they said 'you can do a lot with a liberal arts degree' and had lots of pictures of happy students, but they never clarified any more than that.
#23
The Dealership I Bought My Car Sends Me Emails Wanting Me Trade In. However They Really Need To Add The Word "Kia" To Their Emails
Manana Man 1 year ago
I hate these kind of sales pitches with their completely made up narratives.
Kalevra 1 year ago
Its cringe. "we would love to sell your car too someone else."
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Brittania Kelli 1 year ago
Just covering a judgemental comment on a light and entertaining post. This is why we can't have nice things Ray.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Thanks for the downvote. Here's one for you too. Wink wink middle finger.
Load More Replies... Susan Betz 1 year ago
I did e-commerce for dealerships. I'd be willing to bet this wasn't an accident.
Kyllein MacKellerann 1 year ago
Depends on what Nicole's Soul is worth, isn't it? Shouldn't she get God to make a counter-offer? After all, since she has only one Soul, she should get the most for it that she can.
Janet Graham 1 year ago
Dear Mr. Used Car Salesman: Thanks for the heads-up on this. I will place a For Sale ad immediately asking for what I consider to be Fair Market Value as stated by KBB.
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
This isn't from your dealership. It's from the devil! Oh, lucky, lucky you! Tell him, if he wants your Soul, he's going to have to grant you 3 wishes first. Then wish for a flying carpet, a perpetually self-restocking fridge full of beer, (or other favorite beverage) and eternal life. This last one is very important, because as long as you're still alive, the devil won't be able to collect his due.
#24
A Dude I Know Goes To University Got This Email From The Official School Mountaineering Club
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I laughed out loud! And having that dark sense of humor is what gets me through dealing with other people
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Rider 1 year ago
School I work at is doing suicide awareness on Friday the 13th. They want staff to wear teal or purple, I have neither. The only shirt I could find is Beatlejuice.....we'll see how it goes.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Well, depending on what you have through the rope, yes :)
Janet Graham 1 year ago
I would direct them to watch the true-life movie about the hiker/climber who got his arm stuck so badly that he had to cut it off to save his own life.
#25
That Professor Is Awesome
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I'd reply all good bro, but we expect details next class! :-D
#26
What's Wrong With Being Worried?
#27
I Get Emails For The Wrong Person A Lot, Decided To Write Back This Morning
TribbleThinking 1 year ago (edited)
*nods enthusiastically about joining in, settles beside Farah, clutching supermarket brand Finest carrot cake as contribution*
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#28
I Skipped One Of My Classes Yesterday & You All Please Look At What My Professor Emailed Me. He Took A Picture And Everything
ShaZam 1 year ago
Yikes ... he must be going to a smaller university where absenteeism is noticed.
Bryn 1 year ago
Or a small class. Usually the upper division classes are smaller and therefore absenteeism is way more noticeable (one of my senior level classes only had 10 people in it)
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Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
Now that is a lecturer who actually knows each and every student and their individual movements . Smart Prof.
Janet Graham 1 year ago
Silly you! don't walk past his window if you are cutting class. I learned that in 8th grade when my neighbor saw us 'playing hooky' by looking out her kitchen window.
#29
Vending Machine Ate My Only $2 Last Week, So I Left A Note Out Of Irritation. To My Surprise I Got This Email And My Money Back. Thank You, Dave, The Pepsi Guy
#30
My Professor Emailed Us Saying We Had A Really Important Reading To Do Before Our First Class Today, Which I Thought Was Bad Enough, But Then I Looked At The Reading And It Got So Much Worse
DelvianBlue 1 year ago
So Biochemistry? I remember having to draw the entire biochemical pathway for cellular respiration, including every step, molecule, byproduct and enzyme. That was only one pathway of half a dozen to memorize.
Doofnuts 1 year ago
Well IDK. It looks like the little devils are having a good time, so it might be alright.
nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
I recognize those little guys. They are Underwood Deviled Ham mascots!
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#31
A Cat Is Better Than Essays Anyway
cj be like 1 year ago
The cat looks like it just tasted something really sour and is trying to hide their reaction
Corwin 02 1 year ago
How can you send a jpg, gif, png, bmp or tif file instead of a pdf or a docx is beyond me
Uncle Schmickle 1 year ago
The below comment could only have been written by an Aussie of a certain age !
#32
Nice Save
WindySwede 1 year ago
It must be for PA WN shops. BP doesn't censor the word porn... 🤫
Load More Replies... Uncanny 1 year ago
I came into work early one day, to see a panicked email from a young male employee, begging me to not look at the previous email he’d accidentally sent me. As if! 😆 It wasn’t that bad…a bunch of naked young women playing Twister. I’ve seen worse. I had to laugh at the horrible night he’d probably had, fearing the repercussions of his misclick.🤣 I emailed him back, saying ‘No worries. Deleted as requested. Have a good day’!
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
For entirely obvious and normal reasons, Russel.
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My Girlfriend's Rejection Email. You Can't Make This Up
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
I interviewed for a new job a few weeks ago. At the end they asked to see my cat whose tail had been seen in the interview going back and forth. I knew then I'd probably get the job offer. Finally, after 18 months of applying for audit jobs! Now I'm going through background checks. Thanks Rosie (my cat)!
iBlank 1 year ago
OMG... based on the title, I thought this was the email his GF sent to him as a break up. It's WAY funnier in that context
Brie Sansotta 1 year ago
They didn't have anything personal or nice to say - just a form template! Taking AI too far.
Leafy Dawn 1 year ago
Rejection emails are decent and helpful when sent, and actually written properly. I guess at least this one, however slightly lazy, does mean you know you have been rejected, so you aren't left hanging for weeks in hopes to hear back.
Dina 1 year ago
I find the this type of corporate rhetoric insulting. A simple "We hired someone else" and maybe "You were not qualified." Even tell the applicant why, like needs more training, school or experience or if they have poor interview skills, say so! These form letters are a cop-out.
My “in my head” Voice 1 year ago
I had to review a contract our company had signed with a vendor. It was full of "reference not found" sections. Again, this was signed on both sides and it was OUR contract.
#34
Just Got This Email From My Dad
#35
The Email I Got From My 8-Year-Old's Teacher Today. Do You Know How Hard It Is To Enforce A Consequence When Trying Not To Laugh?
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I'd wonder where the heck he got it... Also wonder if he was taking the teach's suggestion he use his head seriously.....
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Damian thought his teacher was lonely, so he brought another dummy for her to play with.
#36
If The Recipe Was Good, They Should Have Hired You Anyway
sbj 1 year ago (edited)
Least you got a reply by making this mistake as most companies don't acknowledge receipt of CV's
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Well, at least it got their attention. Maybe this took person to the top of the list of applicants, very memorable.
Stephen Gross 1 year ago
Why do they assume this was unintentional? I've been using Chili Beef Recipe as my CV for years and it works great. Tasty, too.
Cat Palmer 1 year ago
If it's the recipe that includes braising a piece of brisket in the chilli sauce, it's spectacular. Haven't made it in years as I now live with my mother who doesn't like beef, or beans, or spicy food, but I remember it very fondly.
#37
Jack Has The Day Off From Work Tomorrow. My Friend Sends Email To Let Boss Know. Hilarity Ensues
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago (edited)
Reminds me of a colleague at a 2-story store I used to work at. Building was old, elevator was broken, customer was in a wheelchair and wanted a bathrobe. Those were on the upper floor. The (female) colleague therefore asked the (male) customer: "Soll ich Ihnen einen runterholen?" which, depending on context means either "Should I fetch one for you from upstairs?" or "Do you want me to jack you off?". Cue me doubling over laughing, the customer deadpan replying "Thanks for the offer, but I'm married." and the colleague going red as a tomato, after she realized what she said.
Lisa Tetlow 1 year ago
When I was working, we had a client with the last name "Blow." One of our workers called me one day and asked if he could talk to me about "the Blow job." I said, "Is this an obscene phone call?" I could hear his face turning red over the phone.
#38
Got An Email From Amazon That Made Me Laugh, Then Made Me Realize How Sad My Life Is
Nicola Roberts 1 year ago
How to boil an egg is brilliant. I worked for a guy who was recently widdowed and I presume his wife had done all the cooking. It tells you how to cook everything ie vegetables and meat etc. No receipes just step one stuff. I know you can get everything off the internet these days but it's for those days you can't figure out how to spell aubergine.
badmotorfinger 1 year ago
I'm patiently waiting for the next book in that series, How to Bake a Potato.
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Janet Graham 1 year ago
Don't take it too personally. Their algorithms point in some bizarre directions. For me, they get it right roughly every few months.
Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
I get emails that start with, "we've noticed you like (Romance, Sci-fi, Murder mysteries), here are more books with the same theme. Every month it is different because I like all of these themes and more.
#39
An Email From My Dad That I Got This Morning
#40
There Is No Way I Just Got This Email
ShaZam 1 year ago
I couldn't even imagine my professors using the word Sus .... it's blowing my mind.
char 1 year ago
I can perfectly hear this in my psychology teacher's voice
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_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
I already began dying at "my rizzlers" but for some reason spelling out "for real for real" instead of "fr fr" was a Lil too funny
Aisling Raye 1 year ago
Am I reading it wrong or did the teacher's email really ask if they'd like to tip?
#41
I'm Crying Jordyn Accidentally Emailed Ms. Gohn The Wrong Picture
Regina Holt 1 year ago
OMG, is this meant to be as hysterical as I found it?
Load More Replies... Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I'd be hesitant to wear a red shirt. Don't those d!e first? (/star trek joke)
Kari Panda 1 year ago (edited)
Wait wait wait. Jesus turned water into wine. Water, though colourless, is typically perceived as blue and wine can be red. So maybe Jesus can turn this blue shirt into a red shirt!
char 1 year ago (edited)
if Jesus can take your sins that are red as scarlet and turn them white as snow, surely he could do the opposite and turn a white shirt scarlet, right?
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Our HR Just Emailed, Company-Wide, Instructions For Using The New Coffee Machine
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago (edited)
Y'all missed #4, didn't ya? Also, as a German, #2 and #5 had me rolling.
iBlank 1 year ago
ha, and #4 should definitely move to #1. I mean how do you demonstrate milf foam AFTER you cleaned it up?
Load More Replies... Niels AirMax 1 year ago
Did you actually import the word "Siebträger" into the english/american language?!?!? I am deeply confused and my heart sparks with joy!!! Side question: Aren't milfs a self-cleaning device? Asking for a friend...
Kari Panda 1 year ago
Do they use Siebträger in English or is that just a missing translation? Oo
nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
Apparently Siebträger means portafilter. It's the thing that holds the ground coffee for making espresso.
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Glenn Cuneo 1 year ago
F**k em. They are going to find the coffee filter filled with Pork an Beans on Monday...
TribbleThinking 1 year ago (edited)
"Milf" may the brand or who knows, but my brain keeps on reading it as "Clean the mf after you foamed". It seems to match the tone better!
#43
My Daughter's Teacher, The "Literary Specialist" Used The Wrong Form Of You're In Their Email To Me
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
I once read the first novel of a freaking English teacher and getting "your" and "you're" wrong wasn't even the half of it. I had to break it to them as gently as possible that no, you aren't going to be able to retire on the proceeds from this thing.
Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
My apartment manager's wife was at our in-house craft fair, promoting her recently published book. It was featured on Kindle Unlimited so I downloaded it. Later she asked for my honest opinion. I tried: "So, did you have anyone actually edit or proof it?" Yes, she edited it herself! And had her wife go over it too! Amazon will accept literally anything, and yes that is a bad play on words.
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
My friend and I corrected correspondence from my son's teacher in red ink after enjoying some wine. I utilize the backside of paper for personal notes. I accidentally printed correspondence to the teacher on the corrected paper! I now double check paper before printing. The teacher's correspondence improved the remainder of the term.🤣
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
i know a lot of people are quick to blame autocorrect and predictive typing for things like this, but also this is inexcusable and why i constantly hear "less" instead of "fewer" in commercials. the bring/take seems to have died down, but less/fewer is a plague in the US that isn't being dealt with
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Excuse me, but if spelling detail is important, the teacher is the LITERACY Specialist, not the Literary Specialist, as stated in the title.
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
Maybe they accidentally self-garroted with the toaster cord before they could finish. They were going to say, "Your welcome-wagon driver will be happy to answer any kweschuns about litterasee if I'm not a veiluble."
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
English fools even the English, reading some 'edited' books makes me cry...
#44
I Forgot To Turn In My Assignment Before Leaving Class So I Emailed My Professor This
Trophy Husband 1 year ago
Memes or the modern-day haikus. Small amount of words, using language in creative ways to make a point, and the addition of the picture is very nice. I really believe that meme should be considered an art form. And just like haikus, there is a huge variation in how good they are. Maybe two dozen memes I've actually saved, a few hundred I've laughed at, and thousands that I've said why did you bother. But the point is that the same thing could be said about any form of art, and the same can be said about any form of literature. My dad's an English professor, I've never asked his opinion on this...
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 1 year ago
that 'first born offer' never works, mine is now 45, and i still have him.....
Janet Graham 1 year ago
She could have/should have attached a copy of her completed assignment.
#45
The Signature Probably Needs An Update
ShaZam 1 year ago
Hopefully you are in music class ... never mind .... it's bad regardless of the class
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
I feel like it would be worse in music class.
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This Could Be The Best Email I've Ever Seen
#47
I Drunk-Emailed My Literature Teacher The Other Night
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, most rhymes rhyme, but this one doesn't.
Laura Binns 1 year ago
Roses are read, violets are blue, the sky is bright orange, and so it the ground.
#48
Can't Block Him In Peace
#49
It's The "I Believe I Can Fly" For Me
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
That is epically bad ESL. I'm surprised whoever wrote this went with I believe I can Fly instead of Getting Jiggy With it.
#50
Every Cell In My Body Cringed
M O'Connell 1 year ago
It's a basketball reference. She took her shot from half-court, very unlikely to score.
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#51
An Email From My 15-Year-Old Son's Teacher That I Received Today
J C 1 year ago
Seriously? I would laugh and tell my son its a good one. This is the kind of thing I've gotten in the past about my kids.
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
I know. Working with 15 year olds you've got to expect a little bit of this. You can choose to ignore it and carry on, or say 'very funny, let's chose a family friendly one for in school'. A detention is ridiculous.
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#52
Seemed Fairly Genuine Until I Noticed The Spoof Email Guidance
highwaycrossingfrog 1 year ago
"it is impressive to conduct an audit of your information is present" does not seem very genuine to me
Dumb teenager 1 year ago
Reading it a second time helps to make it slightly more realistic. The word is imperative, not impressive
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We Had A Large Corporate Event Yesterday Where Some Bosses Got Hit With Pies For Charity. One Of The Female Bosses Sent This Email To The Whole Main Office
#54
Best Email I've Ever Received From An Amazon Seller
The Scout 1 year ago
Well, the whole ductus of the message is typical "Chinese Industry Appeasing Western Customer" tone (I have worked B2B China imports for a while, and this sounds very familiar...). And it is a very common thing to tell the customer to keep a low-value-item free of charge instead of sending it back, as the costs return, re-stocking and processing are probably higher than the buying price of the product, so they are better of if it does not end up in their return queue.
Alex Kennedy 1 year ago
I’m not familiar with the word “ductus” in this context. Would you mind explaining?
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#55
Never Say "Yo" To Your Professor
"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo,
We did everything. You're giving a 3 minute speech on why red pandas are the best animal on Monday. I'm not joking. Also, check out this link http://www.wisekids.org.uk/netetiquette.htm on email etiquette. It's geared towards children, so it should be pretty easy to follow.
Justin
PS. I don't put much stock in first impressions, but since I'm here to teach you this one was pretty bad. Also, you really are giving that speech. I'm funny, so you'll know when I'm joking."
Orysha 1 year ago
Red pandas are not pandas, they are raccoons and impostors. Very disappointing.
Cathy 1 year ago (edited)
I once lectured an exchange student for starting an email with 'hey'. It felt so rude. But later I was as ikea and there was a big sign with *Hey And then explained that this means 'hello' in Swedish. I suddenly realized the student was from Sweden. And I felt a bit stupid and not very intercultural...
#56
Oops
Devyn Nagy 1 year ago
Sad. Employees should be hired by qualifications only, regardless of gender, color, or otherwise. But you all know that, so...
Grenelda Thurber 1 year ago
Sounds like they think she's over-qualified for the positions.
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
Denying the existence of systemic and institutional racism is racist.
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Just Got This Email From My Dad
"Where do I file a complain
About 4.47 billion years ago, I order a box of uranium-238. I just now opened the box and it is half empty.
Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude Zig Zigler."
#58
I've Seen Some Authentic Looking Phishing Emails Before. This Isn't One Of Them
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I unstd acon is phisst. Willl fex acon wit bunk. Clik her fr bink. Go ow sow acoun get betr.
_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
Wo I cn rd ti/s t al.,mybi I shld upa mah payet zo dey hav naur trobe wit mah bilig informatio
#59
Employer Forgot To Take Me Off Of Email Thread After Interview
#60
She Wishes That She Could Hit "Unsend" Right About Now
SweetCheesySpaghetti 1 year ago
Probably a school portal. It keeps student information secure. My son's school doesn't use personal email, just the school portal.
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Received This Email Today. The Amount Of Painstakingly Obvious Signs It’s A Scam Is Comical
Fire Singer 1 year ago
One part of a job I did was reviewing people's bank statements to see if they qualified for a loan. The number of fraudulent bank statements I got was crazy, the worst was someone who put that the statement was from February 1 - February 31...
Michael Largey 1 year ago
When I get these, the key indication to me is that I've never had a PayPal account.
#62
My RA Accidentally Emailed Me Thinking I Was One Of His Professors So I Went Ahead And Emailed Him Back
#63
We Got My Grandmother An iPad For Christmas. This Is An Email She Sent To My Mom
#64
Our IT Department Regularly "Tests" Us To See If We Fall For Phishing Emails. Note The IP Address At The Bottom Of This Message
highwaycrossingfrog 1 year ago
For those like me who don't know, I looked it up. Jenny (867-5309) was a 1982 hit by Tommy Tutone that heavily featured that phone number and inspired a slew of prank calls
The Scout 1 year ago
Germany had a similar song in 1981 who had everybody have pity with the poor guy having the number 089-32168...
Load More Replies... Grenelda Thurber 1 year ago
Whoever composed this "test" has dated themselves. And now this song is stuck in my head for the day. Thanks...
Nuku Nyara 1 year ago
My work IT also sends similar Phishing emails to test us. When we click on them wrong we are automatically enrolled in an online class that teaches us how to recognize and prevent phishing and scam emails. One time a coworker and I accidentally started forwarding one of these back and forth to each other because the IT department had created one that looked just like a different email that we were looking for for reference from a different project and he accidentally sent it to the management who also clicked on it wrong and got a bit annoyed 🤣🤣🤣
#65
That’s Something I Would Do
#66
As A Prank, My Sister Changed Some Autocorrect Settings In Her Coworker's Email Account. He Was Not Amused
Verena 1 year ago
This is not a prank. That sister, having the mindset of a toddler, needs a different job.
Fire Singer 1 year ago
It's a prank when you do it on a friends/family members phone or something like that. Not on anything relating to their work where they could actually get in trouble for it!
Load More Replies... Colin Matthews 1 year ago
Aaaaand suddenly I know how I will be spending my day at work tomorrow....
Verena 1 year ago
You got a new job lined up, then? Doing this to a colleague for work related communication is harrassment.
Load More Replies... Nicola Roberts 1 year ago
That guy's resilience was at an all time low and he couldn't take that poop.
Verena 1 year ago
vmblessing avatar Verena 1 minute ago No. Ruining somebodys business communication is not a prank. It is an a*****e action and a breach of numerous work rules - AND not in the slightest funny or forgiveable. See you at HR.
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
It’s only a prank if everybody thinks it’s funny. Like when I replaced my boss’s office chair with a Big Bird springy horsey.
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I Saw Bender's Email For A Split-Second On Futurama, So I Emailed Him And I Got This Reply
#68
If You Are Going To Attempt To Scam Me, Pay Me The Courtesy Of Reviewing The Email First
#69
My Boss Takes His Vacation Very Seriously
I forwarded my boss a threatening email I received while he was away on vacation. This was his response.
#70
There Are No Accidents
#71
So My CEO Sent An Email To The Whole Company With This Screenshot In It
#72
All The Males In My Dorm Just Received This Email
#73
An Email My Vice Principal Sent Today To My Grade
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
When this flavor of Sprite was first released, it was endorsed by LeBron James. He was featured on the label of all products Sprite cherry, as well as in a commercial for the product. As of today, LeBron has no ties with Sprite or Coca-Cola.
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That's Interesting
#75
This Person Whose Script Was Going Well, Even If Their Spelling Was Not
𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 1 year ago
"He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his a*s." "That's *met* his match and kicked... *kicked* his a*s..."
ShaZam 1 year ago
I thought it was Kicking A*s and taking names ... the other phrase I wouldn't use.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
The other phrase is more accurately descriptive of the corporate world.
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I Had To Share This
#77
"It's Not A Blanket Email"
#78
Noooo! My Women
#79
Yahoo Recognises Itself As Spam
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
If a lot of consecutive emails arrive, even from the same server as the email host (internal emails) this happens. My companies emails do this as well
#80
I Accidentally Emailed My Teacher Super Monkey Ball Instead Of My Essay. I'm Done
"Hello Mrs. ***. As you know I have signed up for a conference at 1:30 PM. Here is the link to my essay. Let me know if you have any issues with it."
#81
The Mother Of A Girl In My 300+ Person Class Tried To Use Her Daughter's School Account To Email The Professor About Her Absence. Instead, She Sent It To The Whole Class. Three Times
"My daughter is in your Monday class. she went to ER on Sunday night due to severe abdominal pain and diarrhea She returned to her dorm after 4:00 AM. Exhausted she missed your lecture class on Monday due to this. I am coming in this week to take her to a Gastronomic specialist, please excuse her absence on Monday 10/24 thank you."
Regina Holt 1 year ago (edited)
How to embarrass your child in a few short sentences. And send it to everyone.
Stina Kolling 1 year ago
Please tell me Mama isn't trying to contact her daughter's college professor like she's a 5 year old.....
#82
This Email I Sent To My Crush Using My High School's Email System
#83
This Scam Attempt That Somehow Evaded Emails Filters. The "Hi, My Prey" Part Sent Me
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
I received this exact scam email on my company email about a year ago
#84
I Accidentally Emailed The HR With This Email Signature And She Replied Accordingly
Kyra Noelle 1 year ago (edited)
Had to look it up. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pagod
#85
Subject Line On This Job Email Is Not Hopeful
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MacClovia Solis 1 year ago
I just recently shared a Google file with the greeting of Hell Team, Nobody has noticed 😳
Mary Peace 1 year ago
I've typed 'Hell' and persons name several times, managed to see & correct it so far, but that could change. It's a pain.
Load More Replies... MacClovia Solis 1 year ago
I just recently shared a Google file with the greeting of Hell Team, Nobody has noticed 😳
Mary Peace 1 year ago
I've typed 'Hell' and persons name several times, managed to see & correct it so far, but that could change. It's a pain.
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