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#2

Ordered A Car Part Today Online, And Got An Email From The Company Confirming My Order

Final score:

451points

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Farah the Turtle 2 months ago

AHAHAHAHAHA I would give ANYTHING for all company confirmation emails to do this

189points

#3

I'm On A Month Long Road Trip And This Is The First Email My Parent Sent Me

Final score:

369points

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Angela B 2 months ago

Truth.

59points

#4

It Was Meant To Be

Final score:

362points

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Savahax 2 months ago

"Beethoven is not a game changer, have some respect for one of the virtuosos". I like this guy

134points

#5

I Made A Snowman In The Yard Today And Later Got An Email From My Landlord. Thought He Was Gonna Be Mad I Broke Sticks Off His Trees For Arms. Guess Not

Final score:

344points

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Farah the Turtle 2 months ago

FINALLY A GOOD LANDLORD

148points

#6

I Wish I Had The Courage To Do That

Final score:

337points

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Dumb teenager 2 months ago

Brilliant

64points

#7

We Got A Snowstorm Last Night. My (Female) Boss's Email Probably Shocked A Few People In Our SoCal Office

Final score:

299points

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Abel 2 months ago

"Heeeeree cooomes Mr Plow!" (read as Homer Simpson voice).

86points

#8

Just Got This Email From My Dad. Now That My Brother And I Are Both In College He Is Home Alone With My Mom And Sister

Final score:

297points

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Just_for_this 2 months ago

It sounds like he's got a bit of 'Girl Dadding' to catch up on! 🤣 I've been caught out countless times going to the pool and forgotten about the nail varnish still on my toes.

75points

#9

The Email Signature You’ve Been Looking For

Final score:

279points

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sbj 2 months ago

He's obviously got a GSOH

53points

#10

My Son’s Business Professor Sent This Out To His Class

Final score:

273points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago

Can I book an hour-long conference with him laying on the keyboard?

88points

#11

I'm Never Sending Another Email Again

Final score:

267points

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Owen 2 months ago

I feel you brother. 😐

59points

#12

My 8-Year-Old Brother Sends Me Emails From Time To Time. I Don’t Always Remember To Delete The "Sent From My iPhone" Signature. Apparently He Thinks This Is Important Email Etiquette

Final score:

251points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago

Aw. Seriously warmed the cold cockles of my heart. XD I'm taking applications for siblings, btw. The one I've got usually just texts me "HELLO???" and then just "???" if I don't answer her calls.

66points

#13

I Lost It At "(No Subject)"

Final score:

249points

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Farah the Turtle 2 months ago

she IS a good egg

58points

#14

An Email I Received Regarding My Credit Score

Final score:

246points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 months ago

Progress is progress

102points

#15

My Dad Got An Email From Amazon

Final score:

232points

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sbj 2 months ago

Doggie didn't want you to leave

49points

#16

The US Embassy In Canberra, Australia, Accidentally Emailed A "Meeting" Invitation To The State Department That Featured A Cat Wearing Cookie Monster Pajamas

Final score:

220points

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Passerby 2 months ago

Yeah, "accidentally".

83points

#17

Genuine Words Of Wisdom

Final score:

219points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

Fair point and I can relate

38points

#18

I Turned Off My Screen And Used It To Reflect On Myself Until He Sent That Second Email

Final score:

218points

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Nea 2 months ago

Yes and yes

38points

#19

I Sent A Joke Email To My Old Gym Asking Them To Stop Sending Me Monthly Newsletters And Their Response Was Hilarious

"To Toby,
We can't believe you have sent us a Dear John letter, we feel so used and abused how could you do this to us? We nurture you only for you to leave us for a younger (will question the better gym) gym. But be like that, we were only using you for your money anyway.
We hope you and your new gym will be happy together! I guess it was too good to last.
Toby if you ever want to come back, we are willing to forgive and forget.
Don't forget us!"

Tobesus Report

Final score:

209points

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Farah the Turtle 2 months ago

AWWWWWWWWWW

34points

#20

The Best Type Of Work Email

Final score:

204points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

Awww ... I want to hang out with Binx. It would be the best day ever!

60points

#21

I've Ordered A Lot Of Merchandise From Online Vendors. Marine Depot's Confirmation Email Has Yet To Be Topped

Final score:

191points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

Love it!

39points

#22

Received This Email. It Wasn't Very Comforting

Final score:

182points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 months ago

The truth can be painful

63points

#23

The Dealership I Bought My Car Sends Me Emails Wanting Me Trade In. However They Really Need To Add The Word "Kia" To Their Emails

Final score:

180points

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Manana Man 2 months ago

I hate these kind of sales pitches with their completely made up narratives.

76points

#24

A Dude I Know Goes To University Got This Email From The Official School Mountaineering Club

Final score:

178points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago (edited)

I laughed, but then I have a very dark sense of humour.

117points

#25

That Professor Is Awesome

Final score:

176points

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Abel 2 months ago

He looks like a good fella. What does he teach? Waste management?

44points

#26

What's Wrong With Being Worried?

Final score:

173points

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WindySwede 2 months ago

Allen: "Same"

47points

#27

I Get Emails For The Wrong Person A Lot, Decided To Write Back This Morning

Final score:

167points

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Farah the Turtle 2 months ago

PERFECT can I come??

60points

#28

I Skipped One Of My Classes Yesterday & You All Please Look At What My Professor Emailed Me. He Took A Picture And Everything

Final score:

166points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

Yikes ... he must be going to a smaller university where absenteeism is noticed.

23points

#29

Vending Machine Ate My Only $2 Last Week, So I Left A Note Out Of Irritation. To My Surprise I Got This Email And My Money Back. Thank You, Dave, The Pepsi Guy

Final score:

150points

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Jen M 2 months ago

Guys called Dave are always lovely.

49points

#30

My Professor Emailed Us Saying We Had A Really Important Reading To Do Before Our First Class Today, Which I Thought Was Bad Enough, But Then I Looked At The Reading And It Got So Much Worse

Final score:

140points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

Ah, f##k. I wonder if it is to late to drop out of this class.

24points

#31

A Cat Is Better Than Essays Anyway

Final score:

137points

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Earthquake903 Premium 2 months ago

Scrungy cat pic gets you an A

38points

#32

Nice Save

Final score:

136points

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Alvia Vseobecna 2 months ago

:D good save

47points

#33

My Girlfriend's Rejection Email. You Can't Make This Up

Final score:

135points

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Savahax 2 months ago

Nothing wrong with having these templates though. Really nice gesture if anything

76points

#34

Just Got This Email From My Dad

Final score:

133points

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tracy black 2 months ago

i love dad jokes i just spit coke all over my puter screen lol

33points

#35

The Email I Got From My 8-Year-Old's Teacher Today. Do You Know How Hard It Is To Enforce A Consequence When Trying Not To Laugh?

Final score:

130points

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Will Cable 2 months ago

Were they sent to see the HEAD teacher?

58points

#36

If The Recipe Was Good, They Should Have Hired You Anyway

Final score:

122points

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sbj 2 months ago (edited)

Least you got a reply by making this mistake as most companies don't acknowledge receipt of CV's

50points

#37

Jack Has The Day Off From Work Tomorrow. My Friend Sends Email To Let Boss Know. Hilarity Ensues

Final score:

121points

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Teutonic Disaster 2 months ago (edited)

Reminds me of a colleague at a 2-story store I used to work at. Building was old, elevator was broken, customer was in a wheelchair and wanted a bathrobe. Those were on the upper floor. The (female) colleague therefore asked the (male) customer: "Soll ich Ihnen einen runterholen?" which, depending on context means either "Should I fetch one for you from upstairs?" or "Do you want me to jack you off?". Cue me doubling over laughing, the customer deadpan replying "Thanks for the offer, but I'm married." and the colleague going red as a tomato, after she realized what she said.

4points

#38

Got An Email From Amazon That Made Me Laugh, Then Made Me Realize How Sad My Life Is

Final score:

121points

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Dragon mama 2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

26points

#39

An Email From My Dad That I Got This Morning

Final score:

113points

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Farah the Turtle 2 months ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERFECT

34points

#40

There Is No Way I Just Got This Email

Final score:

113points

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Farah the Turtle 2 months ago

THAT is one good teacher lmaoo

38points

#41

I'm Crying Jordyn Accidentally Emailed Ms. Gohn The Wrong Picture

Final score:

107points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 months ago (edited)

Do you accept Jesus instead of a red shirt?

28points

#42

Our HR Just Emailed, Company-Wide, Instructions For Using The New Coffee Machine

Final score:

99points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 2 months ago

Well, it is the gentlemanly thing to do.

51points

MaximumKarmaSaint 2 months ago

Start cleaning then.

1point

Teutonic Disaster 2 months ago (edited)

Y'all missed #4, didn't ya? Also, as a German, #2 and #5 had me rolling.

13points

iBlank 2 months ago

ha, and #4 should definitely move to #1. I mean how do you demonstrate milf foam AFTER you cleaned it up?

4points

Doofnuts 2 months ago

I'm actually aroused right now-- is that wrong?

4points

TheBlueBitterfly 2 months ago

Not at all, just make sure you clean the milf after you foam.

4points

deletemyaccount 2 months ago

Id like to see the Milf foam demonstration.

4points

Niels AirMax 2 months ago

Did you actually import the word "Siebträger" into the english/american language?!?!? I am deeply confused and my heart sparks with joy!!! Side question: Aren't milfs a self-cleaning device? Asking for a friend...

3points

Regina Holt 2 months ago

What other meaning does MILF have?

3points

Pandapoo 2 months ago

Mothers I’d love to…

1point

Savahax 2 months ago

Possibly Milch, which is german for milk. Badly translated. "clean the milk frother after you foamed milk" sounds more reasonable. To me at least

3points

Kari Panda 2 months ago

Do they use Siebträger in English or is that just a missing translation? Oo

2points

nottheactualphoto 2 months ago

Apparently Siebträger means portafilter. It's the thing that holds the ground coffee for making espresso.

2points

Glenn Cuneo 2 months ago

F**k em. They are going to find the coffee filter filled with Pork an Beans on Monday...

2points

ShaZam 2 months ago

boiled fish would be delightful too ...

0points

Abel 2 months ago

Step 0: Always check spelling!

2points

Farah the Turtle 2 months ago

WOAHHHH-

2points

*raspberry sound 2 months ago

I gotta get a peek at that Milf demonstration!

1point

TribbleThinking 2 months ago (edited)

"Milf" may the brand or who knows, but my brain keeps on reading it as "Clean the mf after you foamed". It seems to match the tone better!

1point

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 months ago

ohhhhhh (took me a moment, but then !!!!!)

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 2 months ago

Wot's Milk, sorry Milf

0points

Argie Smith 2 months ago

Don't forget the demo in #4!!

0points

Max Pasterski 2 months ago

Only use correct beans

0points

Jordan Croff 2 months ago

Number 5 sounds a little lewd as well...

0points

KT 2 months ago

My brother in law's name is Milf.

0points

Stannous Flouride 2 months ago

FYI: MILF is a legal word in Scrabble.

0points

MellonCollie 2 months ago

OMGGGGG These e-mails provide a much needed laugh this lunch break.

0points

Piglet 2 months ago

#4 is even more worrying.

0points

#43

My Daughter's Teacher, The "Literary Specialist" Used The Wrong Form Of You're In Their Email To Me

Final score:

99points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago

I once read the first novel of a freaking English teacher and getting "your" and "you're" wrong wasn't even the half of it. I had to break it to them as gently as possible that no, you aren't going to be able to retire on the proceeds from this thing.

29points

#44

I Forgot To Turn In My Assignment Before Leaving Class So I Emailed My Professor This

Final score:

97points

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BarfyCat 2 months ago

I would award Jazmyne a few points of extra credit for this!

36points

#45

The Signature Probably Needs An Update

Final score:

90points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

Hopefully you are in music class ... never mind .... it's bad regardless of the class

21points

#46

This Could Be The Best Email I've Ever Seen

Final score:

88points

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Doofnuts 2 months ago

I see no problem here. I'm sure it got their attention.

5points

#47

I Drunk-Emailed My Literature Teacher The Other Night

Final score:

87points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, most rhymes rhyme, but this one doesn't.

32points

#48

Can't Block Him In Peace

Final score:

87points

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Regina Holt 2 months ago

at least make it something they would WANT to redeem

19points

#49

It's The "I Believe I Can Fly" For Me

Final score:

77points

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Jordan Croff 2 months ago

wettin' for your reply ... sounds like R. Kelly.

2points

#50

Every Cell In My Body Cringed

Final score:

74points

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Tucker Cahooter 2 months ago

WTF does that last sentence mean?

27points

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#51

An Email From My 15-Year-Old Son's Teacher That I Received Today

Final score:

45points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 2 months ago

He sounds like a right wänker.

11points

#52

Seemed Fairly Genuine Until I Noticed The Spoof Email Guidance

Final score:

44points

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highwaycrossingfrog 2 months ago

"it is impressive to conduct an audit of your information is present" does not seem very genuine to me

8points

#53

We Had A Large Corporate Event Yesterday Where Some Bosses Got Hit With Pies For Charity. One Of The Female Bosses Sent This Email To The Whole Main Office

Final score:

42points

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Orysha 2 months ago

I wonder if she wrote that on purpose.

14points

#54

Best Email I've Ever Received From An Amazon Seller

Final score:

39points

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The Scout 2 months ago

Well, the whole ductus of the message is typical "Chinese Industry Appeasing Western Customer" tone (I have worked B2B China imports for a while, and this sounds very familiar...). And it is a very common thing to tell the customer to keep a low-value-item free of charge instead of sending it back, as the costs return, re-stocking and processing are probably higher than the buying price of the product, so they are better of if it does not end up in their return queue.

8points

#55

Never Say "Yo" To Your Professor

"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo,
We did everything. You're giving a 3 minute speech on why red pandas are the best animal on Monday. I'm not joking. Also, check out this link http://www.wisekids.org.uk/netetiquette.htm on email etiquette. It's geared towards children, so it should be pretty easy to follow.
Justin
PS. I don't put much stock in first impressions, but since I'm here to teach you this one was pretty bad. Also, you really are giving that speech. I'm funny, so you'll know when I'm joking."

imgur.com Report

Final score:

39points

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Learner Panda 2 months ago

Agreed; red pandas are definitely the best animals in existence.

8points

#56

Oops

Final score:

39points

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Devyn Nagy 2 months ago

Sad. Employees should be hired by qualifications only, regardless of gender, color, or otherwise. But you all know that, so...

2points

#57

Just Got This Email From My Dad

"Where do I file a complain
About 4.47 billion years ago, I order a box of uranium-238. I just now opened the box and it is half empty.
Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude Zig Zigler."

reddit.com Report

Final score:

39points

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Regina Holt 2 months ago

This is funny! Great.

4points

#58

I've Seen Some Authentic Looking Phishing Emails Before. This Isn't One Of Them

Final score:

38points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 months ago

I unstd acon is phisst. Willl fex acon wit bunk. Clik her fr bink. Go ow sow acoun get betr.

17points

#59

Employer Forgot To Take Me Off Of Email Thread After Interview

Final score:

37points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

yep, that company needs help after that major mistake.

4points

#60

She Wishes That She Could Hit "Unsend" Right About Now

Final score:

36points

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Dolevaal 2 months ago

Artemis?

6points

#61

Received This Email Today. The Amount Of Painstakingly Obvious Signs It’s A Scam Is Comical

Final score:

33points

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Aballi 2 months ago

Pay with YOUR SOUL.

18points

#62

My RA Accidentally Emailed Me Thinking I Was One Of His Professors So I Went Ahead And Emailed Him Back

Final score:

33points

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ConstantlyJon 2 months ago

We need the horses engaging in foreplay picture though. We need it.

2points

#63

We Got My Grandmother An iPad For Christmas. This Is An Email She Sent To My Mom

Final score:

32points

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JK 2 months ago

When my mom got her first cell phone, she kept sending me empty texts. So I had call her to explain that she should actually type something in the box before hitting send.

9points

#64

Our IT Department Regularly "Tests" Us To See If We Fall For Phishing Emails. Note The IP Address At The Bottom Of This Message

Final score:

31points

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highwaycrossingfrog 2 months ago

For those like me who don't know, I looked it up. Jenny (867-5309) was a 1982 hit by Tommy Tutone that heavily featured that phone number and inspired a slew of prank calls

17points

#65

That’s Something I Would Do

Final score:

31points

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James Peek 2 months ago

Did you go to work for them?

1point

#66

As A Prank, My Sister Changed Some Autocorrect Settings In Her Coworker's Email Account. He Was Not Amused

Final score:

31points

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Verena 2 months ago

This is not a prank. That sister, having the mindset of a toddler, needs a different job.

26points

#67

I Saw Bender's Email For A Split-Second On Futurama, So I Emailed Him And I Got This Reply

Final score:

31points

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Bill Hankel 2 months ago

Sounds legit.

0points

#68

If You Are Going To Attempt To Scam Me, Pay Me The Courtesy Of Reviewing The Email First

Final score:

30points

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T.O.S.o.R. 2 months ago

Amazon doesn't cancel YouTube!

0points

#69

My Boss Takes His Vacation Very Seriously

I forwarded my boss a threatening email I received while he was away on vacation. This was his response.

Salt_and_Bone Report

Final score:

29points

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Mike F 2 months ago

I would have given a week's pay to be able to do that! In the 10 years I worked at the last place I never got a day without an email or phone call. Although, mine would have been more along the lines of "Out of office reply: BITE ME!"

1point

#70

There Are No Accidents

Final score:

29points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

ohhhhh ... you got told to go to bed by your teacher ... epic!

4points

#71

So My CEO Sent An Email To The Whole Company With This Screenshot In It

Final score:

29points

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Roxy222uk 2 months ago

I was expecting something sleazy, but that's adorable. I hope the boss was looking for something for their significant other.

1point

#72

All The Males In My Dorm Just Received This Email

Final score:

29points

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Slapdash1 2 months ago

This is actually hilarious xD

3points

#73

An Email My Vice Principal Sent Today To My Grade

Final score:

28points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

I'm not sure about the Lebron statement ....

2points

#74

That's Interesting

Final score:

28points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

Great marketing though ... kid will not want to go without the Switch for the school year. So, parents need to buy another.

1point

#75

This Person Whose Script Was Going Well, Even If Their Spelling Was Not

Final score:

27points

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𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 2 months ago

"He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his a*s." "That's *met* his match and kicked... *kicked* his a*s..."

2points

#76

I Had To Share This

Final score:

27points

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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 months ago

Don't want to work for your misspelling @sses anyway!

5points

#77

"It's Not A Blanket Email"

Final score:

26points

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UKGrandad 2 months ago

If that's a blanket email, whoever wrote it needs some lessons in formal writing skills.

0points

#78

Noooo! My Women

Final score:

26points

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Regina Holt 2 months ago

Large Women's what???

5points

#79

Yahoo Recognises Itself As Spam

Final score:

26points

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Stannous Flouride 2 months ago

The AI version of the Mirror Test.

2points

#80

I Accidentally Emailed My Teacher Super Monkey Ball Instead Of My Essay. I'm Done

"Hello Mrs. ***. As you know I have signed up for a conference at 1:30 PM. Here is the link to my essay. Let me know if you have any issues with it."

toontownveteran Report

Final score:

25points

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ShaZam 2 months ago

not sure what Super Monkey Ball is but it sounds fun .... so I'm going to investigate.

1point

#81

The Mother Of A Girl In My 300+ Person Class Tried To Use Her Daughter's School Account To Email The Professor About Her Absence. Instead, She Sent It To The Whole Class. Three Times

"My daughter is in your Monday class. she went to ER on Sunday night due to severe abdominal pain and diarrhea She returned to her dorm after 4:00 AM. Exhausted she missed your lecture class on Monday due to this. I am coming in this week to take her to a Gastronomic specialist, please excuse her absence on Monday 10/24 thank you."

gristle_horse Report

Final score:

25points

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Regina Holt 2 months ago (edited)

How to embarrass your child in a few short sentences. And send it to everyone.

7points

#82

This Email I Sent To My Crush Using My High School's Email System

Final score:

24points

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James016 2 months ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Hope this worked out

4points

#83

This Scam Attempt That Somehow Evaded Emails Filters. The "Hi, My Prey" Part Sent Me

Final score:

23points

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John Carr 2 months ago

Used to do onsite computer repairs. The amount of customers I had with this (or similar) email! Normally a red-faced husband or teenage son hiding in the corner 🤣

2points