He seems like one of the best

AHAHAHAHAHA I would give ANYTHING for all company confirmation emails to do this

Truth.

"Beethoven is not a game changer, have some respect for one of the virtuosos". I like this guy

FINALLY A GOOD LANDLORD

Brilliant

"Heeeeree cooomes Mr Plow!" (read as Homer Simpson voice).

It sounds like he's got a bit of 'Girl Dadding' to catch up on! 🤣 I've been caught out countless times going to the pool and forgotten about the nail varnish still on my toes.

He's obviously got a GSOH

Can I book an hour-long conference with him laying on the keyboard?

I feel you brother. 😐

Aw. Seriously warmed the cold cockles of my heart. XD I'm taking applications for siblings, btw. The one I've got usually just texts me "HELLO???" and then just "???" if I don't answer her calls.

she IS a good egg

Progress is progress

Doggie didn't want you to leave

Yeah, "accidentally".

Fair point and I can relate

Yes and yes

AWWWWWWWWWW

Awww ... I want to hang out with Binx. It would be the best day ever!

Love it!

The truth can be painful

I hate these kind of sales pitches with their completely made up narratives.

I laughed, but then I have a very dark sense of humour.

He looks like a good fella. What does he teach? Waste management?

Allen: "Same"

PERFECT can I come??

Yikes ... he must be going to a smaller university where absenteeism is noticed.

Guys called Dave are always lovely.

Ah, f##k. I wonder if it is to late to drop out of this class.

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Scrungy cat pic gets you an A

:D good save

Nothing wrong with having these templates though. Really nice gesture if anything

i love dad jokes i just spit coke all over my puter screen lol

Were they sent to see the HEAD teacher?

Least you got a reply by making this mistake as most companies don't acknowledge receipt of CV's

Reminds me of a colleague at a 2-story store I used to work at. Building was old, elevator was broken, customer was in a wheelchair and wanted a bathrobe. Those were on the upper floor. The (female) colleague therefore asked the (male) customer: "Soll ich Ihnen einen runterholen?" which, depending on context means either "Should I fetch one for you from upstairs?" or "Do you want me to jack you off?". Cue me doubling over laughing, the customer deadpan replying "Thanks for the offer, but I'm married." and the colleague going red as a tomato, after she realized what she said.

🤣🤣🤣

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERFECT

THAT is one good teacher lmaoo

Do you accept Jesus instead of a red shirt?

Well, it is the gentlemanly thing to do.

I'm actually aroused right now-- is that wrong?

Did you actually import the word "Siebträger" into the english/american language?!?!? I am deeply confused and my heart sparks with joy!!! Side question: Aren't milfs a self-cleaning device? Asking for a friend...

Possibly Milch, which is german for milk. Badly translated. "clean the milk frother after you foamed milk" sounds more reasonable. To me at least

F**k em. They are going to find the coffee filter filled with Pork an Beans on Monday...

WOAHHHH-

"Milf" may the brand or who knows, but my brain keeps on reading it as "Clean the mf after you foamed". It seems to match the tone better!

Wot's Milk, sorry Milf

My brother in law's name is Milf.

OMGGGGG These e-mails provide a much needed laugh this lunch break.