50 Random And Unhinged Emails People Actually Sent

#1

I Get An Email Every Time I Get A Package Delivered To My Apartment’s Mailroom. It’s Supposed To Be A Photo Of The Label, But There’s This One Guy

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#2

Ordered A Car Part Today Online, And Got An Email From The Company Confirming My Order

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#3

I'm On A Month Long Road Trip And This Is The First Email My Parent Sent Me

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#4

It Was Meant To Be

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#5

I Made A Snowman In The Yard Today And Later Got An Email From My Landlord. Thought He Was Gonna Be Mad I Broke Sticks Off His Trees For Arms. Guess Not

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#6

I Wish I Had The Courage To Do That

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#7

We Got A Snowstorm Last Night. My (Female) Boss's Email Probably Shocked A Few People In Our SoCal Office

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#8

Just Got This Email From My Dad. Now That My Brother And I Are Both In College He Is Home Alone With My Mom And Sister

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#9

The Email Signature You’ve Been Looking For

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sbj 2 months ago

He's obviously got a GSOH

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WindySwede 2 months ago

Don't you mean GOSH? 🙃👍

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MellonCollie 2 months ago

I used to have a collegue named Griet. In Dutch, when closing an informal e-mail, we write 'groetjes' (+/- 'greeting'). The number of times I, she or anyone wrote Groet ('greeting') instead of Griet (her name), and grietjes (little Griet's) instead of groetjes (bye) is larger than the distance to the moon and back.

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Regina Holt 2 months ago

autocorrect must be fun in Dutch.

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Jumping Jellyfishes 2 months ago

Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?

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Brian Leahy 2 months ago

Happens ALL THE TIME. Even from relatives.

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

I'm sure that happens a lot.

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JM 2 months ago

This is such an easy mistake to make - married almost 25 years to my own Brian and I still have to check myself regularly to make sure I'm not spelling it Brain!

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Johnnynatfan 2 months ago

Haha that is the best

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Roxy222uk 2 months ago

You weren't the first and you won't be the last

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glowworm2 2 months ago

Cute, he's probably used to this.

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Janet Graham 2 months ago

Clever!

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Lisa Tetlow 2 months ago

Love people who address other's mistakes with friendly humor!!

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Cybele Spanjaard 2 months ago (edited)

Great sport. I do that all the time too Brain for Brian worse is I was married to one..you can guess which?

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#10

My Son’s Business Professor Sent This Out To His Class

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#11

I'm Never Sending Another Email Again

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#12

My 8-Year-Old Brother Sends Me Emails From Time To Time. I Don’t Always Remember To Delete The "Sent From My iPhone" Signature. Apparently He Thinks This Is Important Email Etiquette

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#13

I Lost It At "(No Subject)"

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#14

An Email I Received Regarding My Credit Score

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#15

My Dad Got An Email From Amazon

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#16

The US Embassy In Canberra, Australia, Accidentally Emailed A "Meeting" Invitation To The State Department That Featured A Cat Wearing Cookie Monster Pajamas

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#17

Genuine Words Of Wisdom

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#18

I Turned Off My Screen And Used It To Reflect On Myself Until He Sent That Second Email

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#19

I Sent A Joke Email To My Old Gym Asking Them To Stop Sending Me Monthly Newsletters And Their Response Was Hilarious

"To Toby,
We can't believe you have sent us a Dear John letter, we feel so used and abused how could you do this to us? We nurture you only for you to leave us for a younger (will question the better gym) gym. But be like that, we were only using you for your money anyway.
We hope you and your new gym will be happy together! I guess it was too good to last.
Toby if you ever want to come back, we are willing to forgive and forget.
Don't forget us!"

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#20

The Best Type Of Work Email

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#21

I've Ordered A Lot Of Merchandise From Online Vendors. Marine Depot's Confirmation Email Has Yet To Be Topped

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#22

Received This Email. It Wasn't Very Comforting

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#23

The Dealership I Bought My Car Sends Me Emails Wanting Me Trade In. However They Really Need To Add The Word "Kia" To Their Emails

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#24

A Dude I Know Goes To University Got This Email From The Official School Mountaineering Club

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#25

That Professor Is Awesome

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#26

What's Wrong With Being Worried?

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#27

I Get Emails For The Wrong Person A Lot, Decided To Write Back This Morning

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#28

I Skipped One Of My Classes Yesterday & You All Please Look At What My Professor Emailed Me. He Took A Picture And Everything

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#29

Vending Machine Ate My Only $2 Last Week, So I Left A Note Out Of Irritation. To My Surprise I Got This Email And My Money Back. Thank You, Dave, The Pepsi Guy

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#30

My Professor Emailed Us Saying We Had A Really Important Reading To Do Before Our First Class Today, Which I Thought Was Bad Enough, But Then I Looked At The Reading And It Got So Much Worse

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#31

A Cat Is Better Than Essays Anyway

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#32

Nice Save

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#33

My Girlfriend's Rejection Email. You Can't Make This Up

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#34

Just Got This Email From My Dad

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#35

The Email I Got From My 8-Year-Old's Teacher Today. Do You Know How Hard It Is To Enforce A Consequence When Trying Not To Laugh?

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#36

If The Recipe Was Good, They Should Have Hired You Anyway

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#37

Jack Has The Day Off From Work Tomorrow. My Friend Sends Email To Let Boss Know. Hilarity Ensues

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#38

Got An Email From Amazon That Made Me Laugh, Then Made Me Realize How Sad My Life Is

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#39

An Email From My Dad That I Got This Morning

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#40

There Is No Way I Just Got This Email

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#41

I'm Crying Jordyn Accidentally Emailed Ms. Gohn The Wrong Picture

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#42

Our HR Just Emailed, Company-Wide, Instructions For Using The New Coffee Machine

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#43

My Daughter's Teacher, The "Literary Specialist" Used The Wrong Form Of You're In Their Email To Me

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#44

I Forgot To Turn In My Assignment Before Leaving Class So I Emailed My Professor This

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#45

The Signature Probably Needs An Update

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#46

This Could Be The Best Email I've Ever Seen

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#47

I Drunk-Emailed My Literature Teacher The Other Night

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#48

Can't Block Him In Peace

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#49

It's The "I Believe I Can Fly" For Me

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#50

Every Cell In My Body Cringed

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#51

An Email From My 15-Year-Old Son's Teacher That I Received Today

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#52

Seemed Fairly Genuine Until I Noticed The Spoof Email Guidance

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#53

We Had A Large Corporate Event Yesterday Where Some Bosses Got Hit With Pies For Charity. One Of The Female Bosses Sent This Email To The Whole Main Office

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#54

Best Email I've Ever Received From An Amazon Seller

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#55

Never Say "Yo" To Your Professor

"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo,
We did everything. You're giving a 3 minute speech on why red pandas are the best animal on Monday. I'm not joking. Also, check out this link http://www.wisekids.org.uk/netetiquette.htm on email etiquette. It's geared towards children, so it should be pretty easy to follow.
Justin
PS. I don't put much stock in first impressions, but since I'm here to teach you this one was pretty bad. Also, you really are giving that speech. I'm funny, so you'll know when I'm joking."

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#56

Oops

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#57

Just Got This Email From My Dad

"Where do I file a complain
About 4.47 billion years ago, I order a box of uranium-238. I just now opened the box and it is half empty.
Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude Zig Zigler."

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#58

I've Seen Some Authentic Looking Phishing Emails Before. This Isn't One Of Them

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#59

Employer Forgot To Take Me Off Of Email Thread After Interview

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#60

She Wishes That She Could Hit "Unsend" Right About Now

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#61

Received This Email Today. The Amount Of Painstakingly Obvious Signs It’s A Scam Is Comical

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#62

My RA Accidentally Emailed Me Thinking I Was One Of His Professors So I Went Ahead And Emailed Him Back

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#63

We Got My Grandmother An iPad For Christmas. This Is An Email She Sent To My Mom

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#64

Our IT Department Regularly "Tests" Us To See If We Fall For Phishing Emails. Note The IP Address At The Bottom Of This Message

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#65

That’s Something I Would Do

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#66

As A Prank, My Sister Changed Some Autocorrect Settings In Her Coworker's Email Account. He Was Not Amused

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#67

I Saw Bender's Email For A Split-Second On Futurama, So I Emailed Him And I Got This Reply

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#68

If You Are Going To Attempt To Scam Me, Pay Me The Courtesy Of Reviewing The Email First

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#69

My Boss Takes His Vacation Very Seriously

I forwarded my boss a threatening email I received while he was away on vacation. This was his response.

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#70

There Are No Accidents

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#71

So My CEO Sent An Email To The Whole Company With This Screenshot In It

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#72

All The Males In My Dorm Just Received This Email

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#73

An Email My Vice Principal Sent Today To My Grade

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#74

That's Interesting

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#75

This Person Whose Script Was Going Well, Even If Their Spelling Was Not

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#76

I Had To Share This

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#77

"It's Not A Blanket Email"

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#78

Noooo! My Women

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#79

Yahoo Recognises Itself As Spam

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#80

I Accidentally Emailed My Teacher Super Monkey Ball Instead Of My Essay. I'm Done

"Hello Mrs. ***. As you know I have signed up for a conference at 1:30 PM. Here is the link to my essay. Let me know if you have any issues with it."

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#81

The Mother Of A Girl In My 300+ Person Class Tried To Use Her Daughter's School Account To Email The Professor About Her Absence. Instead, She Sent It To The Whole Class. Three Times

"My daughter is in your Monday class. she went to ER on Sunday night due to severe abdominal pain and diarrhea She returned to her dorm after 4:00 AM. Exhausted she missed your lecture class on Monday due to this. I am coming in this week to take her to a Gastronomic specialist, please excuse her absence on Monday 10/24 thank you."

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25points