He seems like one of the best

AHAHAHAHAHA I would give ANYTHING for all company confirmation emails to do this

Truth.

"Beethoven is not a game changer, have some respect for one of the virtuosos". I like this guy

FINALLY A GOOD LANDLORD

Brilliant

"Heeeeree cooomes Mr Plow!" (read as Homer Simpson voice).

It sounds like he's got a bit of 'Girl Dadding' to catch up on! 🤣 I've been caught out countless times going to the pool and forgotten about the nail varnish still on my toes.

He's obviously got a GSOH

Can I book an hour-long conference with him laying on the keyboard?

I feel you brother. 😐

Aw. Seriously warmed the cold cockles of my heart. XD I'm taking applications for siblings, btw. The one I've got usually just texts me "HELLO???" and then just "???" if I don't answer her calls.

she IS a good egg

Progress is progress

Doggie didn't want you to leave

Yeah, "accidentally".

Fair point and I can relate

Yes and yes

AWWWWWWWWWW

Awww ... I want to hang out with Binx. It would be the best day ever!

Love it!

I hate these kind of sales pitches with their completely made up narratives.

I laughed, but then I have a very dark sense of humour.

The truth can be painful

He looks like a good fella. What does he teach? Waste management?

Allen: "Same"

Yikes ... he must be going to a smaller university where absenteeism is noticed.

PERFECT can I come??

Guys called Dave are always lovely.

Ah, f##k. I wonder if it is to late to drop out of this class.

Scrungy cat pic gets you an A

Nothing wrong with having these templates though. Really nice gesture if anything

:D good save

i love dad jokes i just spit coke all over my puter screen lol

Were they sent to see the HEAD teacher?

🤣🤣🤣

Least you got a reply by making this mistake as most companies don't acknowledge receipt of CV's

didnt know that people planned that kind of activity

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERFECT

THAT is one good teacher lmaoo

Do you accept Jesus instead of a red shirt?

Well, it is the gentlemanly thing to do.

I once read the first novel of a freaking English teacher and getting "your" and "you're" wrong wasn't even the half of it. I had to break it to them as gently as possible that no, you aren't going to be able to retire on the proceeds from this thing.

I would award Jazmyne a few points of extra credit for this!

Hopefully you are in music class ... never mind .... it's bad regardless of the class

I see no problem here. I'm sure it got their attention.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most rhymes rhyme, but this one doesn't.

at least make it something they would WANT to redeem

They know smart people won't fall for this, so they make a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes to weed them out asap. All that are left are not very smart people, who are more likely to fall for the scam.

WTF does that last sentence mean?