Don't tell me when to be happy.

I can relate to this... a lot.

Why is this so funny???

Ah, a deep thinker

This one is my favorite. I'm very close to my nieces and up till about age ten, I'd be run to and called mommy once in a while, and they would catch themselves. I tell you, as a person who couldn't have kids, it was THE best feeling ever. It was an honor and my heart never felt like that in any other situation in my life.

I'm sorry too naps

Or minutes on a treadmill...

You made my day

Decision made, you're at El Arroyo's!

Et tu, Brute?

I wish I was best friends with the person who thought this up

Bwahah

Same.

They do seem to have a multilayered personality...

You can in Indiana!

I'd be doing some Kung Fu if I had working legs

Try hard, you can change, I have faith in you.

asking the real question here.

wtf! everybody stop sleeping on sundays!

Ouch.

And dropping your ice cream

*coughs* Trump *coughs*

the PUNS!!!

Never thought about it that way but yep, that's true

They should, they really should.

I do Abs... everyday..... :)

Oh, yes...

This should be first!!!

F*CK- says more than 1000 words

Much more healthy.

this is me!!! i become a comedian!!! who knew!!! LOL

I am making a sign out of this quote!!! and yes i am hanging it in my house!!

Katy Perry's song is probably the anthem there!

*snot....*SNORT....Rotflmao!!!

I'm in shape! Round is a shape!

of course not, they're so cute you'll want many!!

Every-single-time.

What a quirk! 😆

Amirite?

Relatable!

@Trump

Now that's a religion for me

....slice please

The world wishes the refrigerator would've won the elections

*mind blown*

I GET IT!

BRRRaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Good enough.

yes.... sometimes I forget this

& pizza. Definitely pizza.

❤️️❤️️❤️️

Good motto to live by :p

LMAO.!

finally!

whoa...

Not enough nerds 'round these here parts to laugh at this one I guess.

That's what I want to hear every day except Saturday and Sunday.

BUDUMP BUMP!