This Restaurant&#8217;s Signs Are So Funny You&#8217;d Probably Come Back Just To Read Them

Martina Cabrera Pucurull 8 years ago

It's funny for those who do 😊

16points

Bas W 8 years ago

I believe they have a chocolate suprise egg company called Kinder aswell

11points

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

True

6points

Maureen Rouse 8 years ago

And then some of us will!

2points

Wakana Satou 8 years ago

Good thing I know a few German vocabs or I'd too won't get it.

2points

Adrian Flynn 8 years ago

But those that do will pee themselves.

1point

Adrian Flynn 8 years ago

But those that do will pee themselves :)

1point

Arye Bognar 8 years ago

Nebakh

1point

James Weber 8 years ago

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Kjorn 8 years ago

you can have gun in usa but don't your dare bring a kinder!!!

5points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

choking hazard...you don't risk it with a gun :-)

1point

JEFF THE KILLER 8 years ago

Well I was born in Germany and I may or may not be the nicest person alive(don't mind the username)

4points

artcatcms 8 years ago

Ja!!!!!! Gut!!!!

4points

Anna Salerno 8 years ago

I really like this one, having lived in Germany I know children are kinder... lol

3points

TMilly 8 years ago

Hahahahahaaa!! Yessss!

3points

Marta Kęska 8 years ago

omg, that's the moment I appreciate german lessons I've got xD I was REALLY terrible but 'kinder' is one of the few words I remembered xD

3points

Doris Emmett 8 years ago

I agree!

3points

Intensive Panda 8 years ago

that's so punny

3points

Mary Kavanagh 8 years ago

This one's good! I love puns that use other languages.

3points

#2

Happy Whatever!

Final score:

301points

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Kilian Vanheede 8 years ago

Don't tell me when to be happy.

131points

Gutsy 5 years ago

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Marissa Bradshaw 8 years ago

That's sad. And true.

6points

Roxanne Doe 8 years ago

O_o

3points

JoSta Urban 8 years ago

relatable in those times

2points

Princess Jade 8 years ago

Guaranteed someone found this offensive...

2points

Doris Emmett 8 years ago

Yes!

2points

Lucybaby 8 years ago

I love the happy whatever lol

2points

Mathilde Conradsen 8 years ago

COOL

1point

Kelly Hoppe 8 years ago

Love it!

1point

Skipper Breeding 8 years ago

so true!

1point

#3

Fat To Rolls

Final score:

294points

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

I can relate to this... a lot.

37points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

My life...

4points

Jeeves 8 years ago

Yep yep yep

3points

Dennis Miller 5 years ago

Me

2points

Gloria McKinney 8 years ago

This is too cute.

2points

Darth Noodles 8 years ago

Winner!!!

2points

Dennis Miller 5 years ago

Always a silver lining in a gray cloud!

1point

Becky Kitchen 8 years ago

Strange, summer is rolling in too!

1point

Viorica Boldor 8 years ago

So funny!

1point

lemontzz aide 8 years ago

I can relate LOL :D

1point

#4

Making My Day Daily

Final score:

280points

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Why is this so funny???

18points

Kjorn 8 years ago

because the earth rotate on itself. after 24h hours of rotation a day is passed

30points

Emily Phoon 8 years ago

It's wordplay. A day is essentially created / made by the earth having rotated. So, the earth's rotation actually makes (creates) your day

6points

rick hctep (Rick45) 8 years ago

think about it.

1point

Cynthia Campbell 4 years ago

Wow you're stupid. Because one Earth rotation really DOES make your day.

-2points

Susann Campbell 8 years ago

It also makes my night.

3points

Gloria McKinney 8 years ago

Hahaha.

1point

Peter Iorns 8 years ago

Whew. I'm glad the bored panda hall monitors explained this one for us.

1point

Viorica Boldor 8 years ago

So smart!

1point

Joel Shearon 8 years ago

Yes, yes it does.

1point

lemontzz aide 8 years ago

These are great

1point

Doris Emmett 8 years ago

Good one!

1point

Lucybaby 8 years ago

This is brilliant!

1point

Dora Larson 8 years ago

SA we should have days if the eart didn't rotate

1point

#5

Owner Names

Final score:

276points

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Nancy E 8 years ago

Ah, a deep thinker

51points

Lenny Vos-Groenendijk 8 years ago

"H man"?

1point

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

I don't wanna know what my bunny's name for me is

7points

Shari H 8 years ago

My dog named me Mommy because whenever anyone says "Where's Mommy" she runs to me, even though they are usually asking my infant nephew.

6points

Daria B 8 years ago

Woof, probably. Your god named you Woof.

5points

Daria B 8 years ago

"God"? Oh, my... Typos are scarry...

4points

Pi... 8 years ago

Wow! I....I never thought of it that way!

4points

Amanda 8 years ago

Shower thoughts 101

3points

Fillippa Nöel 8 years ago

I never thought of that?!

3points

Marilyn Sponsel 5 years ago

Do I want to know

2points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

Ruff

2points

Meowoui 8 years ago

He told me once, I promised I wouldn't tell you.

2points

#6

Happy Mother's Day

Final score:

269points

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Kate Los 8 years ago

This one is my favorite. I'm very close to my nieces and up till about age ten, I'd be run to and called mommy once in a while, and they would catch themselves. I tell you, as a person who couldn't have kids, it was THE best feeling ever. It was an honor and my heart never felt like that in any other situation in my life.

6points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

pretty much all of them

4points

PandaGirl 8 years ago

I once called my guy teacher grandma once..... oops

3points

Daria B 8 years ago

My mom is actually a teacher (retired now), and I did have her as one of my teachers in mid. school.

3points

Michel M. Prins 8 years ago

I love how this is a thing that pretty much everyone can relate to

3points

rachel smith 8 years ago

Im homeschooled so...

3points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

I once called my female teacher "daddy" by accident when I was 5.

2points

Vera Deme 8 years ago

My son turned to me saying Miss instead of Mom... Obviously the other case also happens.

2points

B Walko 8 years ago

I never make that mistake! I'm homeschooled... except when it is my father

2points

Viorica Boldor 8 years ago

I'm a teacher and my students called me "Mom"(behind my back)...So funny!

2points

#7

Dear Naps, How I Miss You

Final score:

265points

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

I'm sorry too naps

50points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Come back to me, Naps! I need you now!

11points

Nga Kieu 8 years ago

I miss naps too 😭

2points

The Cappy 8 years ago

Appreciate me more now, do you?!

8points

Zori the degu 8 years ago

They give you naps when you don't need them! Leave the poor kids alone and give the students and the adults rest instead!

7points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

where can I sign?

6points

Cat Meow 8 years ago

I'm so sorry, naps! I just didn't know how to appreciate you back then, but I've learned my lesson. Please accept my apology and come back

6points

Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

I am sorry too!!!

4points

shahzaman kazmi 8 years ago

... please come back! :)

4points

Meowoui 8 years ago

I tried to get along with Naps, but I just couldn't.

3points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

I have no idea what this means.

1point

Kelly Hoppe 8 years ago

Yes, someone please tell me to take a nap!

1point

#8

Length Of A Minute

Final score:

254points

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Kilian Vanheede 8 years ago

Or minutes on a treadmill...

65points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

It's more of microwave hours

3points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Or minutes waiting for the bell to ring

3points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

You mean the hours spent waiting for the bell to ring?

4points

Charlie Lovett 5 years ago

Love it!

2points

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Lol, my OCD and tired mommy brain agrees with this!

2points

Yashaswee Dixit 5 years ago

Touché

1point

Carrie Brockmeier 8 years ago

Or a washing machine

1point

Florence Hastings 8 years ago

Or Microsoft minutes ...

1point

lemontzz aide 8 years ago

Y E S - these guys truly understand!

1point

Doris Emmett 8 years ago

Right???

1point

#9

Everybody's Unique

Final score:

224points

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

You made my day

36points

Ian Bodey 8 years ago

No the Earths rotation did.......

3points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

That reminds me of another one: I'm a nobody, and nobody's perfect, so therefore I am perfect

9points

Jeeves 8 years ago

Wise words

2points

Carolyn Miskel 8 years ago

😂😂😂😂

2points

Pei-Ying Pan 8 years ago

Monty Python quote

2points

M O'Connell 8 years ago

We should buy them enough letters that they can all be in the same typeface.

2points

Lucybaby 8 years ago

*SMILES*

2points

B Walko 8 years ago

wow... what i thought about when i was 10. please don't downvote. i know you will anyway though

1point

Jennie McCloy 5 years ago

I didn't

1point

endelbendel 8 years ago

This one was borrowed.

1point

lemontzz aide 8 years ago

so much for unique -

1point

#10

Wise Words

Final score:

179points

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Shauday Smith 8 years ago

Decision made, you're at El Arroyo's!

37points

Agnes Jekyll 8 years ago

I thought it was surviving a trip to Ikea

6points

Haytham Ibrahim 8 years ago

😂😂😂 I signed in just to up vote you

4points

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

Maybe in USA.

3points

Kilian Vanheede 8 years ago

And the remaining 10% is arguing about where NOT to eat.

2points

Coconut 8 years ago

I'd go to El Arroyo

1point

Blind Oracle 8 years ago

That, and yelling from different rooms, "What?!"

1point

Kelly Hoppe 8 years ago

Tell me about it!

0points

rick hctep (Rick45) 8 years ago

No it is not , will will go where your female wants to go just to save the peace.

0points

endelbendel 8 years ago

Double entendre.

0points

Dottie Trizza 8 years ago

This is you Joe and Lou!

0points

#11

Caesar Salad

Final score:

178points

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Galeanthropy2017 8 years ago

Et tu, Brute?

44points

Venomous Sloth 8 years ago

Then caesar fall...

3points

Dżoana Kałuża 8 years ago

GREAT, I laughed so hard I have orange juice all over my laptop

6points

The Cappy 8 years ago

Brilliant.

4points

Robin Ellison 8 years ago

Creative minds at work.

3points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

:D :D :D

2points

spookii 8 years ago

oH mY gOODNESS

2points

Cynthia Campbell 4 years ago

HAHAHAHA

1point

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

A tossed salad is a happy salad.

1point

Gerry Rose 6 years ago

Et tu, Brute, eh?

1point

Meowoui 8 years ago

ugh

0points

#12

Hitting Yourself

Final score:

178points

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Robin Ellison 8 years ago

I wish I was best friends with the person who thought this up

31points

Dnelle1972 8 years ago

If I REALLY like something I ram my head into the wall.

5points

Éva 8 years ago

Thank you for making me laugh!

0points

Air Cachero 8 years ago

Well, I'm clapping for this.

2points

Meowoui 8 years ago

how true

2points

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

I thought clapping is highfiving yourself for someone else work

1point

Emily Guacamole 8 years ago

OHHHMYGOD

1point

8 years ago

My favorite

1point

Nancy E 8 years ago

But it doesn't hurt

1point

Becca The Bear 8 years ago

Does when I do it how about I clap ur face and show you

1point

#13

Passive Aggressive

Final score:

163points

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Heather Brown 8 years ago

Bwahah

23points

Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

I LOVE THIS ONE

3points

Haytham Ibrahim 8 years ago

Mind to explain?

0points

#14

Social Vegan

Final score:

161points

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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Same.

29points

nightcore.nerd 8 years ago

Sadly....your not alone....

3points

Mae_Day_All_Day 8 years ago

I'm not even vegan, but same.

2points

Alex Theys 8 years ago

it should be "I avoid beef"

1point

Louiiiise 8 years ago

Omg I had no idea I was one!

1point

Pi... 8 years ago

I'm introverted a little. This is gonna be my mantra for the day!

1point

#15

Full Of Themselves

Final score:

156points

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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

They do seem to have a multilayered personality...

44points

Thorstein Stahl 8 years ago

bwahahaha

2points

Pi... 8 years ago

Doll cannibal!

2points

Jeeves 8 years ago

Coffee= now everywhere. *sigh* guess I'll HAVE to pop into El Arroyo and get a new one. What? They don't do coffee? I don't believe you. I'm going anyway.

1point

Bobbi Convery 8 years ago

Good one!

1point

Michelle Mironenko 8 years ago

Onions have layers

0points

Nancy E 8 years ago

Yep, from big , middle, to little dolls , all in one form

0points

#16

All The Seasons In One Week

Final score:

155points

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

You can in Indiana!

32points

Tiffany Turner 8 years ago

Hahahah! I just saw this after I posted my comment. I've never lived in Texas but Indiana's moto is "Don't like the weather? Give in a minute..." lmao

9points

Sierra Hall 8 years ago

WV too!

1point

spookii 8 years ago

ooh...same in Kentucky bc we're right by each other.. :O

1point

JEFF THE KILLER 8 years ago

Lol nothing compared to Florida

0points

blackroselld 8 years ago

EXSATLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! but more like in a day x.x

0points

Zenozenobee 8 years ago

In Normandy, we can definitivly get 3 seasons the same day...

5points

Tommy Roman 8 years ago

In Washington state, we pack it all in one day.

3points

shahzaman kazmi 8 years ago

you can in Canada

3points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Virginia, too.

3points

Katie Bear 8 years ago

The entire country of Canada can have all four seasons in a week. I saw 3 in one day (it was +20 at 4pm, +5 at nightfall, and -20 by midnight).

2points

Jeeves 8 years ago

And Tasmania

2points

carey song 8 years ago

Mother Nature: you can't have all the seasons in ONE DAY North Carolina: hol' ma sweet tea

2points

Sofia Sills-Freeman 8 years ago

In Arizona there really is only one season, the oven.

2points

Diana Lazar 8 years ago

Ireland: Keep talking bitches!

2points

#17

Kung Fu Fighting

Final score:

151points

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Erin Hill 8 years ago

I'd be doing some Kung Fu if I had working legs

20points

Full Name 8 years ago

Nah, you have a low centre of gravity. Get those arms going and kick some a*s!

4points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Are you a pirate?

1point

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Oh no, I'm so sorry about that. I hope I didn't offend you. Hope your legs get better soon!

0points

Dnelle1972 8 years ago

You don't know, you weren't there.

4points

Pi... 8 years ago

Lol! This made me chuckle!

0points

Ricky Couture 8 years ago

They were. It was just fast as lightning.

3points

Peter Iorns 8 years ago

That's the point. It was such a thing they had to tell us about it. In song.

2points

Lesley Parker 8 years ago

Hahahaha

2points

Aga Boo 8 years ago

I love you El Arroyo! 😁

1point

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

I don't think everybody knows how to fung fu fight.

1point

Frank Kramer 8 years ago

How we know they are all fast as lightning!!!

0points

Ian Bodey 8 years ago

Some where fast as lightning,,,,,it was a little bit frightning........

0points

#18

Insecure Password

Final score:

150points

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Meowoui 8 years ago

Try hard, you can change, I have faith in you.

18points

Joan Marie 8 years ago

Just change your name to a4QNo!Mo$ and you too, can be more secure.

0points

#19

K9 Officers

Final score:

149points

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boredhuman 8 years ago

asking the real question here.

25points

Jeeves 8 years ago

Yes. Yes indeed

3points

Lianna Valdez 8 years ago

No dogs see animal control as the cops.

2points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

No, dogs see each other equally. I'm guessing they think "how does his bum smell?" "Does he play tag?" "oh, there's a new friend, I should say hello" we humans have a lot to learn from dogs.

1point

Cassie 8 years ago

Please flip the K. *twitch*

1point

Haytham Ibrahim 8 years ago

Good eye

0points

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

I’m now overthinking my life from this pun

0points

Ian Bodey 8 years ago

Do they look at their bums and say it's the Fuzz..........

0points

Hamlets twin 8 years ago

Only if they're carrying

0points

B Walko 8 years ago

not if they've done nothing wrong

0points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Do police dogs say 'Ello, ello ello.?'

0points

Gutsy 5 years ago

only in England

1point

#20

Honest Warning

Final score:

147points

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boredhuman 8 years ago

wtf! everybody stop sleeping on sundays!

37points

Nga Kieu 8 years ago

ok.. I won't sleep Sunday anymore

0points

The Cappy 8 years ago

I tried preventing it once. Didn't work.

4points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

Monday comes rolling in like a fog at 12:00:010.1, whether I get any sleep or not.

1point

cyberbird 8 years ago

Scary but true.

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

Just someone help me I wish everyday was Sunday!!!!

0points

Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago

We can still sleep on saturday, and it still sunday

0points

Meowoui 8 years ago

Then no more work weeks.

0points

Cat Meow 8 years ago

Never gonna sleep to sleep again on Sundays

0points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Noooooooooooooooooooo..! No more sleeping.

0points

#21

The Side Chick

Final score:

137points

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The Cappy 8 years ago

Ouch.

20points

Captain Planet 8 years ago

What is Vday?

8points

Piggiegirl 8 years ago

Valentines day ;)

14points

Roxy 8 years ago

Valentines Day

0points

Juan Castellucci 8 years ago

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Kilian Vanheede 8 years ago

LMAO

3points

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Oh snap!

1point

Jason Wilcox 8 years ago

Harsh!

1point

Maisa Chaves 8 years ago

uhhhhh

1point

Mirriam 8 years ago

Damn.....

1point

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

LMAO.! Very clever.. :D

1point

Claudia Wunderlich 8 years ago

😱😂

1point

Dan Holman 8 years ago

:(

0points

#22

Spilling A Beer

Final score:

126points

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Fillippa Nöel 8 years ago

And dropping your ice cream

32points

Cláudia Santos 8 years ago

That is just frustrating in any age, lol!

4points

ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

I never cried for a lost balloon, but for spilled beer many many times...

2points

Dennis Miller 5 years ago

So true

1point

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

This is so funny, and true, it hurts

1point

Dan Holman 8 years ago

;) ;) ;) :) :) :)

1point

Jeeves 8 years ago

Don't cry over spilt milk, save your tears for the empty beer bottle.

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

Helppppp!!!!

0points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

I'd suck it up off the floor.... lol

0points

#23

Scary Clowns

Final score:

125points

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Rosa Greyhound 8 years ago

*coughs* Trump *coughs*

39points

Pi... 8 years ago

*cough*too late*cough*

8points

Khanh Phan 8 years ago

*coughs* Everybody, stop coughing! *coughs*

5points

Nga Kieu 8 years ago

*coughs*ha! *coughs*

4points

The Cappy 8 years ago

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Gutsy 5 years ago

or the clowns that voted for the orange menace in '16

1point

Derpy Bob 8 years ago

Listen, I'm depressed enough as is, so from now on can the first rule of trump be to not talk about trump?

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

My mind *WTH is this pun about* I think….. Ohhhhhhh!!!

0points

Harley Quinn 8 years ago

And now that the clowns in office the circus begins...

0points

Michizaki 8 years ago

this post should be up there

-1point

Cat Meow 8 years ago

Oh that's a burn!

-2points

Dan Holman 8 years ago

*Cough* clinton * cough*

-3points

cyberbird 8 years ago

Allá over the world.

-3points

cyberbird 8 years ago

All, sorry

-2points

#24

Irrelephant

Final score:

124points

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Shauday Smith 8 years ago

the PUNS!!!

22points

Air Cachero 8 years ago

Oh, that's a good elepun.

3points

Bobbi Convery 8 years ago

Ha ha ha ha love it!

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

Someone please help me it’s so true!!!

0points

B Walko 8 years ago

i've seen a magnet that said that

0points

#25

ATM Fees

Final score:

122points

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Robin Ellison 8 years ago

Never thought about it that way but yep, that's true

32points

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

Same

1point

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

No one forces you to use an ATM, though they sadly do force you to use a bank.

1point

Martin Newham 8 years ago

And to the places that install them so it costs me the equivalent of a pint of beer to get my own money.

1point

Dan Holman 8 years ago

:(

0points

#26

Appropriate Name For Vets

Final score:

111points

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

They should, they really should.

18points

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

Rethink this!!!!

0points

Pi... 8 years ago

Coz cats.

7points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

That has a whole different meaning ... and we'd have to call doctors for people "Humanators". (Sounds more like some type of dinosaur.)

3points

Bina Acharya 8 years ago

because dogs aren't the only pets the vets treat -_-

3points

Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

I Agree! 100%

3points

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

Why would they call them dogtors if other animals go to the vet like cats ever think of it that way

1point

B Walko 8 years ago

cats would be offended, duh

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

The Pun

0points

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

THE PUN

0points

Mae_Day_All_Day 8 years ago

What's up dog?

0points

#27

Working Out

Final score:

111points

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Rogue Angel 8 years ago

I do Abs... everyday..... :)

11points

frank0ys 8 years ago

...I do stomach. Fill it up till it burst. XD

5points

Caryn O'Connor 8 years ago

I call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I say "I went to the Jim this morning."

2points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Hahahahaha.! I'm going to rename my bathroom...

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

Why!!!!

0points

#28

Supporting Manchester

Final score:

110points

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Mishte Tine 8 years ago

Oh, yes...

13points

Mary Tonningsen Premium 8 years ago

Not funny, just very nice!

4points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

That's not funny.

3points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

Huh?

2points

MSD 8 years ago

While I really appreciate the sentiment of this one, I'm confused as to why it's in a list of "funny" signs. Seems a tad inappropriate...

2points

Vera Deme 8 years ago

And all the rest...

0points

Riley Olseph 8 years ago

And the rest of our external organs, they blew up everywhere.

0points

Dan Holman 8 years ago

Truely indeed. So sorry that they were victimized.

0points

Enid Mitchell 8 years ago

As a Mancunian, I thank you!

0points

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Sweet sentiment.

0points

#29

So Sooo Sorry

Final score:

108points

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Pi... 8 years ago

This should be first!!!

15points

Tracy Moorhead 8 years ago

Always!!

1point

carey song 8 years ago

*loudly

1point

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Here's looking at you Sgt. What's-your-face. I wasn't rolling my eyes then but I definitely am now. Civilian life for the win!

0points

#30

Sentence Enhancers

Final score:

100points

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Dżoana Kałuża 8 years ago

F*CK- says more than 1000 words

19points

Argie Smith Premium 5 years ago

It's just so versatile!

2points

Mint 8 years ago

I agree..

2points

Crystal Martin 5 years ago

🥰🥰🥰🤬🤬🤬🤬

1point

Sofia Diaz 8 years ago

SAME!!!

1point

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Heck yeah!

1point

Morgan Dalglish 8 years ago

Sponge Bob reference!

0points

#31

Funny Restaurant Signs

Final score:

98points

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cyberbird 8 years ago

Much more healthy.

18points

PandaGirl 8 years ago

Much less drama.

3points

Cat Meow 8 years ago

My motto

3points

Vera Deme 8 years ago

There is so much truth in these words, you cannot imagine!

1point

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Preach! Sleep doesn't steal your food or ogle the hot chicks or tell you you're just like your mother.

1point

Pi... 8 years ago

Shall try to live by this code.

1point

Anak Shaleh 8 years ago

why not i fall asleep with someone you love?

0points

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Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

this is me!!! i become a comedian!!! who knew!!! LOL

10points

Juan Castellucci 8 years ago

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Crystal Martin 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

1point

Pi... 8 years ago

SO glad I'm a giggly drunk !

1point

Dżoana Kałuża 8 years ago

then most people are very talented in getting themselves in trouble

1point

Katie Bear 8 years ago

I . . . threw up.

0points

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

So true. I'm both the fun and the flirty drunk.

0points

Kay Adams 8 years ago

Brenda Fontana I have found our tribe...

0points

Signe Mollerup 8 years ago

sometimes is my talent to drink a hole lot!

0points

#33

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Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

I am making a sign out of this quote!!! and yes i am hanging it in my house!!

15points

Thomas Boltersdorf 8 years ago

my feelings for today

2points

cyberbird 8 years ago

Inspiring

2points

egracec 8 years ago

This is the perfect quote for one of my best friends!

1point

Manuel H Rodriguez 4 years ago

I'm gonna have this printed on a tee shirt.

0points

#34

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Pi... 8 years ago

Katy Perry's song is probably the anthem there!

7points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

I once woke up to go to work at my construction job and it was 30 degrees. Eight hours later it was over 90.

2points

#35

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Cody Eriksen 8 years ago

*snot....*SNORT....Rotflmao!!!

17points

Katie M 8 years ago

*Roflmao

6points

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

1point

Rolinka Nuse 8 years ago

my sitting room too ( I have three dogs)

0points

Pi... 8 years ago

Careful! Some animals may mistake the scent for mating pheromones!

0points

The Cappy 8 years ago

But it's a long way to drive just for that one thing.

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

I'm in shape! Round is a shape!

21points

Sister227 8 years ago

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Jim Ellington 5 years ago

Roll the young lady down to the juicing room, please.

2points

Vera Deme 8 years ago

I have the perfect shape - the perfect round shape. Ha ha

1point

Laetitia 8 years ago

Why does this not have more upvotes????

1point

#37

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Magnus Ekman 8 years ago

of course not, they're so cute you'll want many!!

8points

Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

so true!!!

3points

Pi... 8 years ago

Dunno bout the taco, but better have a big piñata stick! XD

1point

#38

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sunnyrei82 8 years ago

Every-single-time.

12points

Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Every time.

1point

Bobbi Convery 8 years ago

Ah yes!

1point

Signe Mollerup 8 years ago

...so no omelets on the menu?

1point

PandaGirl 8 years ago

Amen... its likes the egg gods hate me

0points

Pi... 8 years ago

After years of flipping things, I have practice! ;)

0points

Saptak 8 years ago

That's why I don't flip ;)

0points

#39

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Julía Smelley 8 years ago

What a quirk! 😆

11points

B Walko 8 years ago

i, personally, have seen this joke before. you are going to downvote this anyways, so...

3points

Derpy Bob 8 years ago

I upvoted just to be annoying, congrats if that was the intention

1point

#40

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Emjay Sanford 8 years ago

Amirite?

8points

Elizabeth Butler 8 years ago

yep

1point

Daniel Mallory 8 years ago

relatable

1point

#41

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Katie M 8 years ago

Relatable!

15points

#42

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Laetitia 8 years ago

@Trump

7points

Riley Olseph 8 years ago

*President Trump

0points

Diane Quinn 5 years ago

So true

1point

John Koch 8 years ago

Don't we all

1point

Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago

Niiiice, definitely using this one later :p

1point

Pi... 8 years ago

Damn! These signs are good!

1point

Kathy Flavin 8 years ago

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#43

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Cat Meow 8 years ago

Now that's a religion for me

22points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Me too

5points

Meowoui 8 years ago

Ditto.

3points

Jim Winters 8 years ago

Cute

2points

#44

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Mint 8 years ago

....slice please

8points

Hamlets twin 8 years ago

You can have your slice, I'll take the rest :)

2points

Janelle Collard Premium 8 years ago

Absolutely!

2points

#45

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Cat Meow 8 years ago

The world wishes the refrigerator would've won the elections

19points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

A refrigerator is an inanimate object and can perform not a single task of any job, much less the Presidency.

-1point

Full Name 8 years ago

Fridges stay cool under pressure. I'd definitely vote for a fridge over anything I've seen in a long, long, long time.

5points

Nancy E 8 years ago

Might do a better job than many

4points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

HAHA I was going to say that!

2points

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

So true wish my refrigerator ran for president!! LOL!

0points

Laetitia 8 years ago

No because unlike the president, refrigerators actually work

0points

KillerKarp 8 years ago

I'm with you

1point

#46

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Cathy Binder 8 years ago

*mind blown*

20points

Gutsy 5 years ago

brilliant observation.....impressive

1point

#47

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Shauday Smith 8 years ago

I GET IT!

16points

JEFF THE KILLER 8 years ago

hehe took me a sec

3points

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

The Pun!!! Get it away from me I can’t take all of these PUNS!!!

1point

Gutsy 5 years ago

they are indeed!

1point

Gloria Wesson 8 years ago

ROTFLMAO

1point

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

dad joke of the year contender

1point

#48

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Cody Eriksen 8 years ago

BRRRaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

12points

#49

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cyberbird 8 years ago

Good enough.

15points

Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

I can turn Chocolate cake into Breakfast, lunch, and Dinner!!! I am diverse that way

3points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

I can turn tacos into doodie.

0points

Kyan De Catfish 8 years ago

Me when me hungries

0points

#50

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

yes.... sometimes I forget this

15points

Tracy Moorhead 8 years ago

Don't we all!!

3points

AJ Hinton 8 years ago

Right now!

1point

MSD 8 years ago

Again: good, true, and poignant, but not "funny"

1point

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

Then apparently doing what is right includes plagiarizing your doctoral thesis.

0points

Pi... 8 years ago

Brilliant!

0points

The Cappy 8 years ago

"Ain't no end to doin' right." - villain in The Outlaw Josey Wales. It's still a good sentiment.

0points

#51

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Kilian Vanheede 8 years ago

& pizza. Definitely pizza.

16points

Susanne Pachtmann 8 years ago

Than you would love the new German song "pizza". XD

2points

Katie Bear 8 years ago

And dogs. And cats. And bunnies. And anything soft and furry. Or scaly. Or a shell. Or fins. Or feathers. Well, anything not human. And my car, too. It's little and needs love. And . . . where was I going with this.

0points

egracec 8 years ago

Don't forget the ice cream

0points

Pi... 8 years ago

3 ppl! Wow... definitely better than me. Just shower me in kitties n puppies n humans can take a hike!

0points

Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

tacos, my 2 daughters and my husband and also my sister!!! so i guess is 4 people for me!!

0points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

3.? That many.? :O

0points

Shari H 8 years ago

Gir-592efa...03ee87.jpg

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

And my dog.

0points

cyberbird 8 years ago

Too many people.

0points

#52

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Melissa Apple 8 years ago

❤️️❤️️❤️️

7points

Derpy Bob 8 years ago

RIP

0points

#53

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Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago

Good motto to live by :p

8points

Shoshana Brill (The Flame) 8 years ago

Don't insult people unless they deserve it or it's a good burn

1point

#54

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Rogue Angel 8 years ago

LMAO.!

8points

Cody Eriksen 8 years ago

Sweet!

2points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

What?

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

-_-

0points

#55

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Cathy Binder 8 years ago

finally!

10points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

I hope you cleaned the poop up.!

2points

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

We caught him police!!!!

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#56

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Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago

whoa...

3points

Derpy Bob 8 years ago

God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

*mind blown*

0points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Why does this remind me of me on one of my wild nights out?

0points

#57

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Full Name 8 years ago

Not enough nerds 'round these here parts to laugh at this one I guess.

20points

Elizabeth Butler 8 years ago

yep me

1point

Cynthia Campbell 4 years ago

Lol! I got it and I'm a Biology major!

0points

#58

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

That's what I want to hear every day except Saturday and Sunday.

12points

Hamlets twin 8 years ago

My boss wont accept this excuse anymore...

2points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

LMFAO!

1point

Pi... 8 years ago

If only!

1point

#59

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Bobby Jones 8 years ago

BUDUMP BUMP!

9points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

Strangely enough, neither Trump nor David Letterman ever wore a hairpiece.

1point

Sofia Diaz 8 years ago

Probably botg

1point

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Wulfur 8 years ago

My favourite type of kale is ginger kale. The "k" is silen

9points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

My favorite type of kale is pizza.

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Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Another 50%... cool.!

7points

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Ana Fuentes 8 years ago

so true!!

7points

Bella Ng 8 years ago

I guess you could call it a *Balanced breakfast*!

0points

#63

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B Walko 8 years ago

just about everyone's life motto

6points

Yashaswee Dixit 5 years ago

I am putting this on my desk

0points

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Jess Hodges 8 years ago

Ok, who read this in an Italian accent!?

12points

Kelly 8 years ago

I did.

0points

John Parker 8 years ago

So true!

0points

Kelly 8 years ago

Latte in Italian simply means milk.

0points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Thank Arroyo's for espresso. ;)

0points

#65

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The Cappy 8 years ago

One of my favorite taxi rides ever was in an ex-Soviet country where the driver couldn't speak any English. And I still couldn't understand spoken Russian. He just chatted away and told me about the city. And when I actually answered one of his questions, he was so tickled I thought he'd wreck the car.

24points

Tina Bennett 4 years ago

Buuuut.....wait. what? Him: speaks no english, you: understands no spoken Russian, also you: answers question from man speaking Russian. 🤔🤔🧐🧐🤯🤯

1point

#66

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Tata Adong 8 years ago

Nah. I'm a normal human being. Just two days.

4points

JEFF THE KILLER 8 years ago

more like a week and by then its the weekend and i go back to sleep XD

2points

Katie Bear 8 years ago

I used to be like this. Then I learned the joys of college and getting up ten minutes before class starts

0points

#67

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Tracey Martens 8 years ago

Sure does.

6points

#68

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frank0ys 8 years ago

...Cheese! Things are better with cheese!

4points

#69

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Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago

What's worse, panicking at the Disco or fire at the arcade?

2points

FabulousKilljoy 8 years ago

I HAVE ROMANCES OTHER THAN IN CHEMICAL LABS.... i'll go home

0points

M O'Connell 8 years ago

I must become one with you.

0points

#70

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

so poetic....

6points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

It's also like pouring cancer on your colon.

1point

#71

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B Walko 8 years ago

hey, tacos with celery on it doesn't = 50% taco. but put spinach on top. spinach is the best vegetable ever.

1point

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

The best vegetable ever is pizza.

1point

#72

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Levon Snyder 8 years ago

Cut my life into pizza This is my plastic fork oven baking, heavy breathing don't give a f**k if it's carbs that I'm eating Cut my life into pizza I've got my plastic fork oven baking, heavy breathing don't give a f**k if it's carbs that I'm eating Do you even care if I grate cheeses? Would it be thin or Would it be thick If I chose my dough tonight Chances are that I might Chicken wings on the side And I'm contemplating crispy fries 'Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs, Wish somebody would hand me those chives I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs, Wish somebody would hand me those chives I never realized, It was spicy chicken, Till it was too late and I was burnin within, Hungry feeding on tacos and chocolate tins Platter for four, where do I begin It all started when I munched on that pig Only love for myself and only love for it Searching to find a love upon a higher level Finding nothing but bacon and blenders

35points

frank0ys 8 years ago

...I totally sang this! Or screamed it rather.

5points

Lorien 8 years ago

I NEVER REALISED I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU

2points

Bobbi Newell 8 years ago

Thank you for that :D

2points

Darth Vader 8 years ago

You sir need more upvotes! That was brilliant Levon :)

2points

Kindell Kosmetschke 8 years ago

Bwahhahaha! Totally read that to the beat of the song, great job!

3points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha.!

1point

#73

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Lianna Valdez 8 years ago

My new motto.

6points

Full Name 8 years ago

I live at 123 Maple Lane. I'll be home around 6. I'll leave the front door unlocked.

0points

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Jim Ellington 5 years ago

No, you didn't.

3points

#75

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

My body type: fat but who cares because pizza

15points

Derpy Bob 8 years ago

OK, I'm just seeing if anyone knows this quote, reply if you do: "Not terrible, but not impressive"

1point

egracec 8 years ago

Body type: huggable but enjoys sugar

1point

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

blood type: pico de gallo

1point

#76

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Donna McCain 4 years ago

My kind of team!

0points

#77

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Pi... 8 years ago

Same.

2points

cyberbird 8 years ago

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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Wrong, so not creepy

0points

#78

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#79

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JEFF THE KILLER 8 years ago

Right Now *slaps money on table and runs*

6points

#80

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Wyndmere 8 years ago

...only 'cause you ate my chocolate stash!!!???!!! ---- And then the murders began.

6points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

I'm trying not to laugh at this!

0points

#81

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Hikari 8 years ago

Every superhero has their glass filled with just ice

4points

#82

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Me!!!

3points

David Bennett 5 years ago

First name: Gettingallupinyour. Last name: Face. (TMBG)

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Neverexus Everington 8 years ago

Same.

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Marky 8 years ago

haha, took a while :o)

5points

Hannah Britton 8 years ago

Same.

0points

#85

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Cody Eriksen 8 years ago

YES!!!!

7points

Hamlets twin 8 years ago

The thing about High-school girls is...

2points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

That dude knew how to get all the fresh pussy.

1point

Derpy Bob 8 years ago

Make the universe sane again

1point

#86

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Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Ewww.!

6points

Cathy Binder 8 years ago

followed by by a haaahaaa

1point

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!

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#87

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Cathy Binder 8 years ago

same thing

5points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

I recently came into a bit of money and I bought a lot of fun things. Strangely enough, I'm happier. Much happier than when I was penniless.

1point

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

...and tacos + rum

0points

Katie Bear 8 years ago

and cookies

0points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

And hookers and crack cocaine.

1point

#88

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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Monday...

1point

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

I was meant to say "Monday be like..."

0points

#89

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ADHORTATOR 8 years ago

if only this could work....

4points

#91

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adoracat 8 years ago

Bleary eyed, silent till about 10 minutes later, headache...yep, every morning that's me!

3points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

I honestly did, I swear...

1point

Liam Bicknell 3 years ago

That’s always me wake up silent for 15 minutes have a headache till I start talking my life every morning!

0points

B Walko 8 years ago

i don't get it... what's so funny about: You Party! We Cater! 512-478-2577 www.websitenameican'tread.com

-3points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

...huh?

0points

#92

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Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Did he order a taco too.?

2points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

If you have your boss on facebook, and you post pics of the wild night that you had, then yes, he does!

0points

#93

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#94

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Spencer Bane 8 years ago

We serve all who honor [tacos].

4points

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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

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David Bennett 5 years ago

The apostrophe forgot where he was supposed to be.

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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Challenge accepted!

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#98

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Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Tacos first, body later... summer some other time.

2points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

and tequila

1point

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#100

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Bobby Jones 8 years ago

Is after May the 3rd and also before May the 5th...

0points

Rogue Angel 8 years ago

Ah, come on.... finish the sentence... ;)

0points

Spinaap 8 years ago

be ...

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#101

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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Okay, who rapped to that?

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#102

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Spinaap 8 years ago

if your lactose intolerant you might ...

2points

Hamlets twin 8 years ago

That's not negativity, its demonic hellfire

2points

#104

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cyberbird 8 years ago

So me

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#105

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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Hell yeah, man!

1point

#106

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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Coatacochella?

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frank0ys 8 years ago

...Ahahaha!

3points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

I had the same reaction

1point

Adam Black 8 years ago

This is the surprise one that got me.

1point