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This Instagram Account Shares 50 Funny Memes That Might Actually Teach You Something (New Pics)
Interview With Owner
What was your experience like in school? Were you straight-A student, or were you more focused on upholding your reputation as class clown than finishing your homework on time? Regardless of how much you remember from the good (or bad) old days in the classroom, it’s likely that there weren’t many memes involved in the curriculum. If there were, I’m jealous! And if there weren’t, don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with your daily dose of educational memes down below!
We’ve gathered some of the best posts from Educational Memes on Instagram to remind you all that learning and laughing don’t have to be mutually exclusive. So, pandas, enjoy these pics that might take you back to the days of packed lunches, recess and raising your hand when you had a question, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you feel particularly intelligent.
Keep reading to also find a conversation with the creator of this hilarious account, Yashdeep Kanhai, and then if you’re interested in finding even more memes dedicated to living, laughing and learning, you can find Bored Panda’s previous article featuring Educational Memes right here!
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Headless Roach 2 years ago (edited)
Risky business. People can get killed if caught in possession of foreign content. I just hope they know what they are doing and handing them off safely.
Horst 2 years ago
I don’t doubt they do. I’m pretty sure that USBs with western movies and stuff like that are black market items. So only those who know what they’re getting into probably have access to them. Still, extremely risky.
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Mari Rima 2 years ago
The one's caught with the USB can be send the labor camp for life. I prefer to trash my USB and not risk anyone.
Mia Black 2 years ago
this is a difficult subject. knowledge is power. knowledge can be dangerous. knowledge can change things. when people know little, they are more easily exploited. knowledge can open up possibilities and thus more freedom, but unfortunately also risky in an oppressive environment.
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Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
Some pretty angry and uninformed comments on this one, whoa! Please visit the official site for this Human Rights Foundation campaign (Flash Drives for Freedom) for the facts before hitting Send: https://flashdrivesforfreedom.org/
Horst 2 years ago
Well the problem is that if they do, the computer is likely bugged so the government can listen to conversations and stuff. Idk if it tells them a USB is playing a western movie tho
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Michael Olsen 2 years ago
For those that say its stupid and dangerous. There are a lot of smuggling USBs and DVDs being smuggled into North Korea. Yes its illegal and dangerous for the people inpossion of them but they know the risks. Some of the favourites are South Korean soaps and movies which is watched on DVD players or phones. . . https://www.businessinsider.com/north-koreans-have-smuggled-in-thousands-of-usb-sticks-2017-1?r=US&IR=T
Jeanbore Dilford 2 years ago
Could we do something for America also ? Teach them noun-love the gun culture for example ? Teach them that they did not win the fisrt or the second world wars ? Teach them of their war crimes from the 19th century onwards of which nobody was punished ?
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
as someone in the US, I'd love to hear about all of this! We get taught some things in school that aren't completely right.
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sally 2 years ago
I’m shocked the citizens are allowed access to computers with USB capabilities.
Yourname942 2 years ago (edited)
Hopefully it doesn't end up getting those people killed if they get caught
Horst 2 years ago
If they get caught they’re either killed or put into work camps. And don’t forget North Korea’s generational law. If someone was being killed for possessing a USB, their entire family is killed too :(
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Educational Memes has certainly made its mark on the internet, as the page has over 44k followers on Instagram and over 689k followers on Facebook. With the tagline, “Educate thyself, fam”, Educational Memes takes a contemporary and comedic twist on learning that has clearly resonated with many students of the world. The last time we covered Educational Memes at Bored Panda was about 8 months ago, and the page’s creator Yashdeep Kanhai was kind enough to have a chat with us about how the account started in the first place.
Yashdeep shared that he is a law student who used to work with ‘Dank Meme LLC’. “"[I] managed several meme pages back in 2017-2019 with a collective audience of 10M, I have also been a moderator of the subreddit r/DankMemes," he told Bored Panda.
These experiences led to Yashdeep launching Educational Memes in May of 2017. "I was very passionate about memes, and during that time there were no meme pages related to education," he shared, noting that he used to make countless jokes out of the things he studied. That’s where the idea for this project came from, and it’s only been growing ever since.
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#2
Will Cable 2 years ago
I start out with enough to make it, by the time I grabbed the kitchen roll drawn the lines only 2 or 3 bears would be left. The rest would be doing their interpretation of Inner Space
David Paterson 2 years ago
Only when you get into the details of crossing over, or details of chromosomal disorders.
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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
You really need the melting pot at the bottom that churns out coffee-coloured gummi bears by the score.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
My puppy would see that as another benefit! He knows that he gets TONS of extra attention from the humans when I dress him up in cute costumes for his weekly playgroups. He'll SHOVE his head into clothing now when I bring it over to him, I can't put it on fast enough for him XD
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Yvonne Blau 2 years ago
Human: Deal. But only if you keep an eye on my sheep.
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Ruth Harper 2 years ago
the domestication of cats: Cat- hey human, if you let me be your boss, I will kill those rats and mice for you. Human- yes my kitty overlord.
AzuraStar 2 years ago
Love this one. Ancient times wolves were like, I don’t like you at all. Humans were like, but I love you and will give you cuddles , love and a share of the hunting. Did I also say love and cuddles? Safe place for snuggs? Wolves were like hot damn, you convinced me. and now I have a giant warm fuzzy best friend and we equally adore each other. Thanks ancient wolves/humans. <3
Yashdeep shared with Bored Panda previously that the community on Facebook was very active from 2017-2019 and that many devoted fans would send in submissions of their favorite educational memes. However, there has been a slow and steady decline in engagement over time, so now the Instagram account seems to be where most of the action takes place.
It’s not easy running an extremely successful meme account, though. Yashdeep noted that when he first started Educational Memes, he had plenty of time on his hands, so it was no problem running the page. But since becoming a full-time student, he’s had to focus more on his actual education than sharing educational memes online.
#5
Rumina Io 2 years ago
I had a friend who was a beekeeper. Honey does not go bad- it can crystallise under certain conditions, but you can make it liquid again by gently heating. There's literally been honey found in 6000 year old tombs that was safe to eat. But at his honey processing plant they had to label everything with an expiration date.
Fish Fingers 2 years ago
I think this is more to do with the container affecting the content due to IT starting to deteriorate rather than the content itself. At least, that's how it works with bottled water.
Oerff On Tour 2 years ago
If they only had put some preservatives in it. Salt, for example, is an excellent and cheap one that will work perfectly
Jakub Toporek 2 years ago
Thats because for 250 mln yrs it had no contact with plastic. Given date is the moment when your sal might start containg microplastic form the packacge
SeaLouse 2 years ago
I guarantee that any salt has an expiration date on it, regardless of container. Just in case... lol
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David Green 2 years ago
Use it next time clearing snow? This only works if you live somewhere likely to get snow.
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But Yashdeep understands that many of his followers enjoy the educational meme content because the posts are just too relatable. “[The memes] distract them from their busy academic lives. They share [them] with their friends and have a laugh," he told Bored Panda.
"Life gets depressing and boring every now and then, and what's better than to jump on the bed, take out your phone and look at memes after a busy day?”
#7
FakeOptimist 2 years ago
I'm reminded of non-vaxxers, flat earthers, climate change deniers and other trumpists.
Strahd Ivarius 2 years ago
unfortunately, you can only figuratively burn them on social media
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Cerridwn d'Wyse 2 years ago
This has a historical element of truth to it but I'm not sure that's the right century
Eleanor Abernathy 2 years ago
Central Europe: From the late 15th century to the 1780s, so I think that's true.
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#8
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Some Aboriginal Australians apparently assumed they were seeing honest to god dead people returning from the grave, and who can blame them?
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
This is true! Im Aboriginal Australian. White ochre is the colour of the spirit's and in Sydney in particular they traditionally believe that when you die you get buried standing up, facing the sea. This is so your spirit can walk off to the afterelife to the campfires (horizon, stars) and light theirs. When white man came back over in giant canoes(ships) they thought they were the dead returning. It would be terrifying. Interesting fact, the place where they film Home and Away is a burial ground. Barrenjoey point
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah. Hella wrong fashion for 1492 Edit: Here's some style from the right century at least https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47e0-dd3c-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99
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Luca Giordano 2 years ago
I doubt any seafaring person from 1492 will have looked like this. This is a very dandyfied look from 200 years later.... Still, I can imagine that there could have been quite a a shock of seeing any European, wether it had good or bad intentions.
Mary Beheler 2 years ago
I heard a couple of female Bible translation missionaries describe what it was like to first make contact with an isolated group on Papua New Guinea. Somehow, they managed to communicate that they would like to stay, and the locals took them a site on high ground, which they took be an honor. After much effort learning the local language, the translators finally understood the site was considered appropriate for them because their white skins and blue eyes were taken to mean that the ladies were spirits, and the village burial ground seemed like the best place for them.
similarly 2 years ago
When the Spanish arrived in the Americas, local people had never seen a horse before, and had never seen a person ride an animal before ... there's a legend that they thought it was one hideous creature, but I doubt that. I think they were probably smart enough to figure it out. Freaked out by the weird animals, and people riding on animals, no doubt, but not so simple as believing it was some kind of centaur.
#9
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
My kids be more "oh but that is where you are wrong father.......WAAAAAAWAAAA"
We were lucky enough to get in touch with Yashdeep for this article as well, so we asked him if there had been any major updates in the world of Educational Memes. “There is a new trend of periodic table element edits currently,” he shared. We also asked Yashdeep if these memes are actually a great way to learn. “Memes are definitely a great way to spread knowledge,” he told Bored Panda. “Students love these memes because they can relate the memes to their academics which helps them remember well.” Perhaps teachers should be incorporating memes into their curriculums?
#10
Headless Roach 2 years ago (edited)
Think how it revolves around the sun and it will make your year!
Phyllis Turbin 2 years ago
It's like a page in a book and flips back and forth? 🤔
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Rahim Carlock 2 years ago
The Earth core is shifting right now. For anyone who notices creatures acting odd.
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SH Holmes 2 years ago
Imagine going somewhere, really excited to see something, and then you become the reason no one will ever see it again. 😭
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Mary Rogers 2 years ago
On the bright side, we would likely not be here without the destruction of the dinosaurs. That event paved the way for the dominance of mammals on land.
#12
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I've bought Kraft mac-n-cheese gummies because of a BP post. I've eaten food-themed skincare masks because of a BP post. I've turned a pair of pants into a backpack because of a BP post. I am NOT volunteering to try out this one, this time XD
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Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 2 years ago
I have never seen lava in real life, ergo, lava doesn't exist. Do your research.
CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
That geologist probably works for the petroleum industry. So can't trust him.
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
I'm the last person to defend the fossil fuel industry, but without them and the mining industry's work in the field of geology we would have virtually no knowledge at all. Who else is going to spend the tens of billions of dollars necessary to make discoveries?
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I just found out that vaccines contain lava so they're actually feeding it to you! I did my research.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Ok, this is on us humans for seeking unfair advantages. We made lying into a science. The media is controlled by for-profit corporations, who benefit at times from bad information being popularized. So, like a veterinarian hiding medicine inside a treat, the controlled media hides it's payload of lies alongside known true information. Enough of us swallow it, so they feel it worked, and repeat the process.
In fact, Yashdeep shared that he’s an expert in using memes to learn. “Back when I was in school I used to make memes of anything new I learned, that way I remembered it well.” The lessons I remember best from my school days are definitely the ones that had a song or acronym associated with them, so I can totally see how memes would help lessons live on in my memory as well.
And when it comes to the future of Educational Memes, Yashdeep shared that he plans on bringing in more students to work as editors on the page to keep it more active. If you’d like to be a part of the Educational Meme community, be sure to like them on Facebook right here and follow them on Instagram right here!
#13
Ristina Nielsen 2 years ago
While English all by itself is a mixture of at least four other languages...
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
German kept the original (French) spelling "Bergamotte"
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Sabrena Patterson 2 years ago
I don't know why I'm reading anything but the comments. 😂🤣 My tummy hurts from laughing. Oh well. I'll have great and for an old lady.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I live for the comments section on Bored Panda. :) I've made some great friends here!
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Clément D. 2 years ago (edited)
Reminds me of that smartaxe who posted something like: the problem with the French economy is that they don't have a word for "entrepreneur". Dude did not understand that it's a french word.
Susan Reid Smith 2 years ago
English is not a single language. It includes German, French, Latin, Viking/Scandinavian and anything else useful that passed by.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
Before I'd ever heard 'rendezvous' spoken, I thought you pronounced it the way it's written: "ren-DEZ-vuss"
#14
Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago
Before was was was, was was is. When is is is, was was was yet will be will be will be.
Lauren S 2 years ago
You fixed it!! That’s how my brain read it. And it made sense to me!
Load More Replies... Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Yep. The only way to learn English is by listening and reading a sh*tton and trying to forget things like logic, grammar and pronunciation. Flying by the seat of your pants is the way to go
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SilverIsGold 2 years ago
Don't you hate it when James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Sometimes I complain about having trouble learning chinese, with all its "tones"........then I remember sentences like this technically make sense in English!
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
你好。我是中国人 Hi I’m Chinese and here is a tongue twister in Chinese, all these same symbols are read differently, and no it will not translate properly on Google. 🤣 职业就是这样，一行行行行行，一行不行行行不行
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#15
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Spice it with salt (corrosive) or sugar (ants) for a more permanent effect ☝️
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Seriously, I've worked with industrial automation for years and you have no idea how fragile robots are. The build quality is on par with an economy car not an Abrams tank. It always makes me laugh when robots and androids are supposed to be immortal in Sci-Fi. Is your Chevy or your Honda immortal? Nah, odds are it's not even going to out last you.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Let's be honest here. Every company that makes electronics would install a redundancy routine just to get people to buy the next model. The average life span of a mobile electronic device is about 3 years before it starts to slow down. So, if there is a robot uprising, the system will become useless in 3 years. Less if its an Apple product
Srinivasan S 2 years ago
Sorry for the spoilers... but finally they have used this in M3gan movie
According to Tausif Mulla at Scrooge Marketer, using memes for educational purposes is a natural fit, as these images have origins in the world of academia. “The term 'meme' was coined by Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book, The Selfish Gene,” Mulla writes. “A meme is defined as ‘a unit of cultural transmission or imitation.’ The word comes from the Greek 'mimema', meaning imitated. In other words, a meme is typically an image or video with text superimposed over it. The text usually contains some sort of clever pun or play on words. Memes are often designed to be funny, but they can also be used to communicate serious messages.”
#16
Nicky 2 years ago
I tell my students that I'm a doctor who can't fix your broken leg, but can amuse you with stories about the Civil War until the ambulance comes.
Mabelbabel 2 years ago (edited)
I'm a pathologist. If there's a "is there a doctor here?' call on an aeroplane, my answer is "I can only tell you what's wrong with the patient if I've got a firm surface and a big knife"
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RedPanda 2 years ago
That having a staring contest with an abyss is bad because you’d lose.
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Kiki Müller 2 years ago
Well I always make the joke that my partner is the best companion for the Zombie apocalypse: 2 Meter tall bear and medical doctor, who is woodworking bows and arrows for a hobby at his own Cold War Bunker in the german forest. And then there's me: A chubby political scientist. Like: "How are you Important for our new society? How do you justify being provided with our precious food resources?" "I can tell you how to develop a new political system?" "BURN THE WITCH!"
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I like when Archer's colleague, Krieger, said, "I'm not that kind of doctor."..."Not the other kind, either."
Cuppa tea? 2 years ago
There was as campaign turned into meme for Dr.Oetker - German food brand. Man was lying on ground with suspected heart attack, someone was calling for Dr. Man answered I'm Dr.Oetker, for shin the helper - and the victim declared - yummy, FFS!
Megan Bebla 2 years ago
*me thinking OMG there’s a baby being born. The flight attendant be like wats dis*
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
"Be careful when you fight 'evil', that you don't yourself become evil in the process". Reddit popped up googling the original quote. TIL of this original quote by Nietzsche.
#17
The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
As my wife, a former Wiccan, put it: Wicca is comprised of women interest in free love, escaping societal norms, and returning to nature; and men interested in easy women who are low maintenance and don't like bras. She was being a little humorously sardonic, and I'm sure therefore overly generalizing, but I would never say she's wrong. (Ya know... because she'd turn me into a frog. )
Noosh 2 years ago (edited)
‘And then the male proceeds to talk down to and insult the female, in an act of courtship. *two minutes later* The male, in fact, did not succeed.’
Stro Bro 2 years ago
'The male returns to their body pillow with their favorite anime girl on it that is stiff enough for it to stand up as a sign of failure to court the female.'
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#18
Sabrena Patterson 2 years ago
I am never surprised at the level of stupidity of people walking around with all of the answers in their pocket or hands. I'm getting my laughter workout early.
AzuraStar 2 years ago
For me that’s like when people can’t read cursive anymore. My 12 yr old cousin called to tell me he couldn’t read what I wrote on his birthday card. And then I felt sad and old.
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
Oh Lord. I'm embarrassed of this American. I can assure you, we are not all this dumb
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Appropriate that the signs kinda look like cuneiform, because this meme is that old
Mulla goes on to note some of the benefits of using memes in the classroom. “Memes can be used to introduce a topic in a fun and engaging way,” he writes. “Memes can help students to better remember information. Memes can be used to review or recap a lesson. Memes can be used to encourage creativity and critical thinking. Memes can be used to promote student collaboration. Memes can be used to assess student understanding.” So if you’re an educator, it might be time to get creative and start utilizing memes in your next lesson!
#19
Rumina Io 2 years ago
Some of them are mindblowing, the amount of steps that have to be performed to get something non-toxic. Sago palm and cassava are two that spring to mind, but even kidney beans are dangerous raw.
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Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
Like who the heck figured out eating a potato was safe when the plant is poison? Or cashews? “oh Bob died eating the pod, but the inside might be safe…it’s delicious!”
Paddling Panda 2 years ago
There's a scene in "Norsemen' where a character has "staff' to test the flora and he notes which ones are deadly in his book. The show is really funny
A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago
So we'll boil it in cow p**s... dead? oops.... still no good!
#20
James016 2 years ago
I’ll never get tired of the Jeremy Beremy scene. I’m in stitches every time I watch it.
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Wayne Reynolds 2 years ago
I like how you stutter a little when you try to flirt 🙂
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Paul Pallansch 2 years ago
My father planned to patent a cordless salt mill. He was going to call it "A Salt and Battery".
Teacher Sharon Serano actually wrote a piece for the International Society for Technology in Education (or ISTE) explaining how she expertly used memes in her own math classes. “I told [my class] to use one of the many meme-creation tools available to make their original meme. To get the ball rolling, I gave my students a handout with a few examples of math memes that had been published on the internet. Other than that, I didn't give them much direction because I wanted them to figure it out on their own,” Serano explained.
“By the time the due date arrived, I was delighted to find 38 students had turned in more than 100 memes! And I was struck with a revelation: Memes are a great educational device for teachers and students alike to promote clarity, pedagogy and humor,” she continued.
#22
EmBree 2 years ago
My friend and I went to different schools. She copied my homework and got an A+, I got a B-.
Angi 2 years ago
My friend and I had the same class and he copied my test. I got an A he got a B.
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fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Once my teacher thought my friend and I were cheating off each other. The question was to describe a character from a story, and we both used the actual description from the story. Like, do you not know the content?
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I let my friends copy homework, and one time my friend who was suffering from sleep deprivation copied a sketch of Marvin the Robot from Hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy onto her homework. We were both busted.
Mickysixxx 2 years ago (edited)
I read a speech i wrote once for class and when I sat down I handed it to my mate. He got up and read the same speech and got a better mark lol
#23
Astrius 2 years ago
How do you find something so specific yet so accurate
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Chickens are fluffy 2 years ago
There's a robot mantis coming out of a dark void into the ground made of a giant squid. The robot is heading over to people being hanged on clothes lines like clothes in a grid pattern That's what I saw
Flynn Riordan 2 years ago
easter island heads are smoking tobacco, in an alley, full of acid rain
Donkeywheel 2 years ago (edited)
That’s the first picture ever taken by Niepce. So the the correct answer to the question is: the invention of photography.
#24
Bored Retsuko 2 years ago (edited)
Sorry but this gives serious Nazi vibes like "only traditional, naturalistic and pretty-looking art is valid". Whoever posted this does realise that art like the one below was banned by the Nazis, and the artists persecuted?
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
True, but I also accept the joke in the spirit with which it was made. As an art history graduate, I can also tell you the three artists from the lower panel were all quite famous before WWII. But it's a cute joke. As if Hitler had been a successful artist perhaps we may have avoided a tragedy.
Load More Replies... Edgar 2 years ago
Picasso could paint like the upper panel. He chose not to. There are reasons this type of art appeared.
Nosirrow 2 years ago
Artists couldn't carry on as usual after witnessing all the devastation and pointless death. It was after WW1 or 2 that a French guy wrote a book without the letter e, A Void bc he lost his parents.
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
When i was a kid (8yrs) we had to do a project on Van Gogh and pick our favourite picture. I picked "The Potato Eaters" because he didn't make any mistakes 😂🤣😂 it's probably his most depressing, dreary work but he didn't make mistakes lol
Patricia Heckmann 2 years ago
Hitler loved the traditional paintings. It was Goebbels who liked the Modernism paintings.
Serano explained that she was so proud of her students for their expert memes that she handpicked the best ones and included them all in a video that she posted on her YouTube channel. “The Math Meme Project video became a hit and has been viewed thousands of times by people all over the world, including the U.S., Philippines, Hong Kong, South Africa, Malaysia, Australia, Austria, the United Kingdom, Ireland, Mexico, Canada, India, Honduras, Tunisia, Brazil, Germany, Turkey, Czech Republic, Philippines, Finland, Spain, Qatar, Romania, Begium and Indonesia,” she shared proudly. This viral project has even inspired other teachers to task their students with the same assignment, and apparently, it always yields excellent results.
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Crazy Cookie 2 years ago
I would upvote you but then you’d be at 79 and I’d lose what little sanity I have left :)
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HistoryLover 2 years ago
“NO YOU CANNOT! YOU CANNOT START ANYTHING AT 5:37 OR THE UNIVERSE WILL IMPLODE”- My brain.
Mulberry Juice 2 years ago
I can only start studying at o’clocks, quarter pasts, half pasts and quarter tos
Load More Replies... crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Absolutely not. Heretic. You preach ungodliness and sin to the gullible minds of the masses
VikingAbroad 2 years ago
Maybe the church's Sunday Mass should begin at 9.37 tomorrow. That would be fun, to watch the masses scream in confusion.
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Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
As long as it’s divisible by 5 it’s a proper time. I’m fine setting by alarm for 8.45 or 8.55
Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
After reading all these comments, it’s good to know I am not the only one who can’t handle this! My alarm, work, study, etc has to be set to a five minute increment. 5:37? No!
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DuchessDegu 2 years ago
To the point of fledgling yes, then the parents are "that's it, get out, find your own territory"
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
bird mom (aggressively screeching at her babies): YOU EVER TRY TO FLY?? YOU EVER TRY TO FLY??? HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO-
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Mama bird had chicks. A few hours later...."Okay kids, we're moving to those trees in the neighborhood 5 blocks over. Keep up, or not. "
Wayne Reynolds 2 years ago
Thaz wuz thayz cald wen you have more than one baby mamaz
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Rosecrucian Roeth 2 years ago
Did that with a client this morning at 6am and they replied within a few minutes and I though ??????? Who the hell works at 6am on a Saturday morning except me?
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Mickysixxx 2 years ago
Probably not being paid for the hours either, over worked and under paid
Tortitude 2 years ago
I'll answer messages from students at crazy hours sometimes, usually as I've woken up and (stupidly) picked up my phone. My rationale is that if they are stuck on something and working late at night (which they tend to do), it's better to "unstick" them so they can get on.
I don’t know about you pandas, but I’m feeling smarter (and funnier!) already after reading this list! Keep upvoting the pics that actually teach you something or make you feel like a star student, and let us know in the comments what your thoughts are on using memes to educate. Then, if you haven’t checked it out already, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring Educational Memes right here!
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David Paterson 2 years ago
I wish I could do that with several lakes, clean out the bottom I mean.
🌵 Drazil 2 years ago
We would appreciate your help with our drying lakes!!!! Bodies, boats and debris have already been found.....more are expected. AZ4NORMAL
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Whatshername 2 years ago (edited)
We recently did this in our team. Boy, did that stir things up. Ended in a good way, so yes, talk about your salaries people!
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Never ask an alien hedgehog the number of spikes she still has
Auntriarch 2 years ago
What kind of savage would even consider asking that
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PiAnisum 2 years ago
Have you ever read the story of the founder of L’Oreal? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eug%C3%A8ne_Schueller Sick as hell! He supported the takeover of France by the nazis. His granddaughter however fell in love with a jew. I’d have loved to hear the conversation at the family meetings about it!
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
I think they deliberately chose non-German brands. Not to make the German ones look better, but to shine a light on foreign collaborators/enablers/supporters. That German companies cooperated or actively helped the nazis is no surprise.
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Asexual Zelephant 2 years ago
Actually there's a saying that doctors have really bad handwriting so that if their patients take a look at their notes, they don't get freaked out if the doctor suspects something bad but doesn't have a diagnosis!
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Lord Voldemort?
Travelling Stranger 2 years ago
likewise, running speedtest 'may' bring your web connectivity up to speed for which you signed up with a provider
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
When the task manager also stops to respond: "It was said that you would end the software, not join it!"
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BenyA. 2 years ago (edited)
A giant slab of stone pressing his head into the steering wheel, in an unending stream of honking, only to be relieved hours later when the emergency personnel pry him away from it. One of the slow witted ones peer closer to his face to ask, "you good, mate?". But mate was in fact, far from good...
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Unless I'm very much mistaken this is why you're supposed, nay, REQUIRED to secure your effing load. Funnily enough safety protocols 9/10 are not made up on the spot to annoy people.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
This is a fact. That load COULD have been secured, but they were either cheap, lazy, or both.
Load More Replies... VonBlade 2 years ago
No, but the stone has mass and friction. How fast did you have to be going, and hard did you have to brake, to get it moving at all.
Alan Christensen 2 years ago
Okay, class, when the coefficient of friction between a massive hunk of stone and the floor of a standard cargo container is X, and the coefficient of momentum is Y...
Brandi Delph 2 years ago
Something similar happened to my ex cousin in law, but with metal pipes, some of which punched thru into the cab. He came within a hair of being decapitated
David Leick 2 years ago
When you thought a Pillsbury dough canister in the backseat of a car on a hot day was bad.
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Gabby Ghoul 2 years ago
I work in IT. I would tell you a joke about UDP but I couldn't be sure anyone would get it.
Rahim Carlock 2 years ago
Did you hear about the copper charged with assault, that lead to a nickel on the ground. It was a case of battery.
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Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)
I'm glad astrology exists, because people used to write about it 1000's of years ago, and because of that, we can tell where a lot of our mythology comes from. Silver linings.
badger 2 years ago
also, it's an easy way of knowing which people to avoid.
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BatPhace 2 years ago
Fun fact, astrology used to be considered a part of astronomy, how the energies of different astral bodies affected the earth and it's people, until the church started calling it heresy because how dare mankind look for answers from the stars, only god should give you answers (completely ignoring the basics of their own theology that god created everything including the stars.....)
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
Yes! Thank you. Like SOOOO many other things........ sigh
Load More Replies... Phobrek 2 years ago (edited)
I love telling astrology believers that the zodiac calendar is outdated and that they're nost likely not the sun sign they thought they were. "I'm such a Sagittarius!" "Nope, you're a Scorpio."
smugdruggler 2 years ago
I like to tell them that when they were born, the doctor at the end of the bed had a greater gravitational effect on you than the planet Jupiter.
Load More Replies... RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
I think this is an odd comparison. Why would I associate astrology with physics or astronomy? Because they look at stars? I would associate astrology with mythology or religion.
Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
You’re not supposed to associate them. That’s the point. Do you see that the person who is labeled as “astrology” isn’t actually helping anything? They are “pushing” while in the truck bed. That’s not going to get the truck moving, at all. The people on the ground, pushing from behind, are the ones actually doing all the work.
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Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
I took Astronomy in college thinking I'd be learning about stars and forgetting it was physics (I totally suck at math). My mom told people that I had thought I was signing up for Astrology. Which was absolutely not true.
KMill 2 years ago (edited)
Sociology is really psychology… psychology is really biology… biology is chemistry… chemistry is physics…. and physics is just math
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
You don’t actually need to kill Baby Hitler. You just tell him his art is worth his weight in gold (do not downvote I can predict downvotes from my downvote fairy follower, I saw this somewhere else and no one downvoted that one)
SarahBee 2 years ago
I read a biography of Hitler, only his early life - I wanted to see what made such a monster. It was very bizarre. He refused to ever get a job. His family was dirt poor, and he wasn't in school, but he wouldn't get a job to help them. Later, he was starving and homeless, and still wouldn't get a job. He was determined to be an artist, and while he was good at drawing buildings, he couldn't draw people. He always thought that he was too good to work, which I guess was a clue to his narcissism
Larry XK 2 years ago
Magellan TV is a subscription channel like $6 a month but worth every penny. They have thousands of documentaries on a ton of different subjects. They have several docus of Hitler, from his childhood and on even his secret sex life, a dude had some weird desires with women. I think her second cousin who he was dating committed suicide because Adolf was busy planning the takeover of Europe and he wanted to end their relationship. Eva Braun tried to commit suicide twice and after the second attempt Hitler made sure she was around him all the time. He also had a very weird and disturbing thing for her mother.
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He got rejected not just once, but twice by the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts.
Raccoon Queen 2 years ago
So this is a tangent but here we go. So you know how Hitler and his gf took poison together before he shot himself? Well Cleopatra and Marc Anthony (I hope that’s the right name) did that too and my history teacher said. “And they did the romantic practice of poisoning themselves together” and I am dead like wth Mr G
Lynne Hammar 2 years ago
oh yes, Hitler was an artist! He began public speaking to earn extra $$
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
Now, don’t be mean to Hubble. Hubble was the one to capture this image which shows the oldest stars and galxies in this universe imagesqtbn...sqpCAU.png 
Alan Christensen 2 years ago
"Within weeks of the launch of the telescope, the returned images indicated a serious problem with the optical system. Although the first images appeared to be sharper than those of ground-based telescopes, Hubble failed to achieve a final sharp focus and the best image quality obtained was drastically lower than expected." After further analysis it was determined that space was just fuzzy. :)
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
There was a minute error in one of the mirrors which caused the blurriness. A team of astronauts was later sent to rectify the issue after which the pictures became clearer imagesqtbn...sqpCAU.png 
JB 2 years ago
Yeah! The hell with the past and ignore the discoveries they made! Galileo didn't know s**t and could only see four moons of Jupiter - dumb bastard!
Omni Unicorn 2 years ago (edited)
Galileo didn't make the Hubble telescope. He was a few hundred years too early.
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Flora Yost 2 years ago
Worked for the company that built the infamous flawed mirror. None of us were surprised that it had issues, LOL. But it was awesome seeing it in production and mounted before launch.
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Lama 2 years ago (edited)
I have this theory about why 'manflu' exists. Having the flu is usually not about pain or serious illness, it's about (intense) discomfort. And unlike most women, who are used to discomfort at least several days each month, men are simply not used to that. They are not overreacting, they are responding to a sudden, unfamiliar discomfort, and don't have the same experience hiding discomfort as most women do. - Does this make any sense or should I go back to glue and crayons?
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Der Kommissar 2 years ago
Morphine and Cocaine were legal and could be bought over the counter at a pharmacy.
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago
I have the second... A few years back, I found a few universities that offer recordings of courses. Many will give you the assignments too. I have an MBA, so I skipped courses I already took and essentially audited a BA in physics! Just for fun mind you, I work in IT. If I had more free time, I would have kept going, you can get enough for a master's, and then I could have then written a thesis and I'm sure I could find a professor somewhere who would read it for me and tell me what they think. But I don't have that kind of time. I think free education is amazing, and more people should take advantage of what is out there!
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 2 years ago
Yes, Sir! So true, Sir! Whatever you say, Sir! *backing off as fast as respectfully possible* PS: probably best true-to-character screen death ever
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
Today I learned Albert Einstein was a real person. I always thought he was a theoretical physicist
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Debby Keir 2 years ago
And if they tried to face forward to get in, they'd go ar*e over tip and still fall into the boat due to the weight of the cylinders.
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
I hadn't actually thought of the reasoning behind it, TIL!
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A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago
The regulator would crack you in the back of the head and knock you senseless. Jump straight in or fall backwards! Yeah, falling forwards you'd fall into the boat and the regulator would still crack you on the head and you'd be knocked out but everyone on the boat would laugh at you.
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Mike Crow 2 years ago
Actually many people were sad about her death world wide. Including colonized countries.
VonBlade 2 years ago
Regardless of whether you're a royalist or a republican, it's someones mum so have some decency.
Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
As a Brit I barely acknowledged it. Yep, sad for her family, but as far as I’m concerned hmmm yep…. Anyway.
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
They gave us a day off in Australia, I thought this was a dangerous precedent to set: every time a royal dies we get a day off aye? Hey Chuck wanna come camping? Fishing?
Tim Gearing 2 years ago
Too right. The government looking for brownie points, and will bring it up at the next election campaign Sigh!
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Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
People from england (me): About time, my good friend. The grim reaper must have had one long ruddy explanation as to why he missed the queen of england off his "bill of death" for so long.
Gwen 2 years ago
Death's Manager: please explain why you did not bring the Queen of England in sooner. Death: because sir, despite everything that she has done, I realized that the world wasn't ready to let her go. DM: what do you mean? Death: simply put sir, she was the one stable leader left in the world, she had class, and we realized that Charles still isn't ready to be king. In other words sir, we were waiting to see if Charles went first.
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Phobrek 2 years ago
Mf doesn't even need to get Liquid Paper or White-Out to fix his typo but still can't be bothered to to check his work work before posting his meme meme
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
At least it didn't actually hit him in the head. That part is a myth.
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Beeps 2 years ago
No, it’s real. You can tell because she has Diana with her, and they both talk totally different.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Wait didn’t Hera get pregnant just by herself without someone else, just to prove to Zeus she’s powerful at all sorts of stuff? And then yeeted the baby off Olympus because it was deformed? I dunno
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I think I should read up more about Greek mythology
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Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago (edited)
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *looks at percy jackson series* you have taught me well.
Pansexual Child of Hades 2 years ago
YES!!! especially percy jackson and the greek gods
Load More Replies... Megan Bebla 2 years ago
Why is everything I see literally related to what in learning in social studies
Beruthiel45 2 years ago (edited)
Club footed. But in them thar days if it wasn't perfect they left it on the mountain for the bears and wolves.
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Philler Space 2 years ago
The rule of thumb goes that dating at different ages is unremarkable as long as both parties are over 20 and the difference between ages is less than 1/4 that of the oldest partner. 30 and 35? Adorable. 30 and 60? Eyebrow askance.
Lauren S 2 years ago
Wow that’s some math. We’re 9 years apart. We were 30 and 21 when we started dating so 30/4=7.5… whoops!! But now we’re 38 and 47, 47/4=11.75 so 👍🏼. What age did we shift to adorable? 26/37 I guess. 🤷🏻♀️ interesting theory though. For us it was only creepy when he told stories from his freshman year of college, during which I would have been 9…. Lol.
Load More Replies... Mike Crow 2 years ago
Two questions we must ask ourselves about Leonardo dating women under the age of 25. 1) is he breaking the law? 2) are they consenting to going out with him?
madbakes 2 years ago
No one says it's illegal. It's just creepy and gross
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Ginger Ghost 2 years ago
what I don't get is the fact that everyone is hating on him when it's been the women who are breaking up with him not the other way around
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CultOfBambi 2 years ago
I suspect that for humanity to come together in any kind of significant way, where peace can be achieved, we need a common enemy to band together against. An alien invasion, robot uprising or zombie apocalypse, for example. A climate change apocalypse won't do the trick because it's easy for everyone to blame everyone else and while governments and corporations continue to exist as they are currently, with power and influence sitting with only the wealthy, there is no way meaningful change can happen. It all needs to be torn down and rebuilt.
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Fluffy Feline Fire Hazard 2 years ago
Ah yes, Serbia-Balkans... the barrel of gunpowder that someone lit a match to and started WW1...
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I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
Maybe, hopefully this person is trying to learn English. I could see a mistake like that made in the learning process. Just something I thought of.
Jill Bussey 2 years ago
Complains about something that's actually correct and doesn't mention "u".
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Lex Sandberg 2 years ago
Never thought about that. Just if people might be intrested the words in swedish is not pronounced the way as the words in English. Just to make it easy; the G in Get is a soft G. Like you you pronounce the y in yoghurt, and a long E aa in yeti. Basically just say yeti whithout the i in the end. In Killing the K is pronounced as a ch sound. As in chair or child. So just say chilling 😆
Feno 2 years ago
Even so, just looking at those pages is still pretty killing…
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
There are also two islands named Snake Island and Round Island. One is long and thin and infested with snakes and the other is round and has no snakes. Guess which is which.
Lolly Gagger 2 years ago
Didn’t they do that on purpose so that no one would try and invade their lovely Iceland but, instead, would go out and get lost and freeze to death and die trying out Greeenland?
Lynette Vella 2 years ago
Snake Island is infested with vipers off of the coast of Brazil. Round Island is pretty round near Michigan. But there are so many others with these names.
Sabrena Patterson 2 years ago
But why is Erik a jackass. Oh, I can answer that. Most Erik's are.
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
Having been named after Erik the Red, I take offense this. Of course, its still better than being named after Vlad the Impaler, which was my father's first choice.
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OMG! I am 64 years old and it's approximately 5a.m. I am laughing so hard I've snorted coffee through my nose. I can barely see to text. Why doesn't BP have a show on a comedy channel. Oh c**p. I don't even own a TV. 🤣 Nevermind. I love this thread. You're all crazy smart you know. Lmfao
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David Paterson 2 years ago
Who cares? There have been announcements of a new kind of physics on average every six months for the past hundred years.
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FakeOptimist 2 years ago
This one makes me sad : if only Marie Curie (and others) had known to protect herself discovering radioactivity....
Debby Keir 2 years ago
It took quite a few years to kill her - she got the Nobel prize in 1903, but didn't die till 1934, at the age of 67....
Load More Replies... HistoryLover 2 years ago
Ehhh. It’s more like theoretical physics, biology. A lot of chemists have died from their work, the most famous being the Curies.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Friend, she developed aplastic anemia and died of it, because long-term radiation exposure DESTROYED HER BONE MARROW. That pretty much translates into "she died from radioactivity". And Pierre was NOT killed by exposure to radioactivity - we DO know that for sure, because we know that he was run over by a horse-drawn cart. He died of a skull fracture. We DO know for sure that he did not die from radioactivity, because he died of blunt force trauma to the skull.
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Jenn C 2 years ago
Don't blame the rats, they are cute and sweet and like to cuddle.
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fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
They say that death and taxes are the 2 sure things in life...🎶
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Gin. No tonic 2 years ago
I know this sounds terrible. But hear me out: taxes pay for social services - police, fire department, healthcare (most countries), etc. They need to collect taxes to be able to keep up the rescue and other services. Big countries could probably go for a bit longer than a month, using their emergency money, but tax collectors will be back soon.
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un-izzy 2 years ago
Australians: can we all wake up please! Our colonial history, let's face it, was pretty sh!tty. We need to acknowledge that it hasn't been clean, stop forcing celebration on a day of mourning and change the date. If anyone close to you has ever died around a day of celebration, you will realise what it feels like. Stop forcing thousands of people to celebrate on a day when their relatives have died, on a day that celebrates how they've been kidnapped, assaulted, been seen as less than human and looked down upon for hundreds of years. All we need to do that is to change the bloody date. It really isn't a big deal to change it, but the benefits is would have are a big deal.
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Deborah B 2 years ago
The whole '[x] degrees hotter' misleads people as to the severity of climate change - what they need to hear is the consequences for them: "[y times] as many fires/floods/tornados/hurricanes for your area", "Dought conditions destroy [z proportion] of farming industry in your country, and food prices will increase by 300%" If they can't relate it to consequences for themselves, or at least people in their own country, a lot of people don't feel any urgency. "People you don't know, in another country, potentially dying in the future." is not immediate enough to convince most people to make sustained changes to their behaviour.
Erin E 2 years ago
True. And the large companies responsible for the majority of it won’t be changing any time soon…
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Imagine seeing this at 2am when you’re locked into school by a freak accident..
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
Over my dead 10-gallon hat! (No 37.85412 liter hat on my head!)
Debby Keir 2 years ago
Actually, an American gallon is not even an Imperial measure - it's 6.66139 pints. Imperial gallons are 8 pints, so they don't even get that right....
Load More Replies... Charlie the Cat 2 years ago (edited)
'Attitude' control system. Should that have been altitude or was the Climate Orbiter probe just having a bad day.
Emma Kilcup 2 years ago
No! We will never use fhe metric system! (not a typo with me, a typo with the meme.)
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
Thank you, I was just trying to figure out what FHE metric is 😅
Load More Replies... Karen Grace 2 years ago
I don't understand why any part of NASA was still using imperial measurements. Science, Medicine, and advanced maths have used metrics for quite a long time
DC 2 years ago
100 km ... what's that in pounds and acres and oz again? Also - attitude control already fails at ground level at all the metric-delayers over there. You're making everything hard for yourself and everyone interacting. Why? Just BeCaUsE, or is that a national Karenism movement doing its doery?
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Pedantic Panda 2 years ago
Regardless of the names, been some serious tectonic movement being going on.
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all 4 paws 2 years ago
parents making you get up hella early for plane rides
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Almostfoxlike 2 years ago
All 4 years of high school my alarm was set for 6am and every morning at 5:45am, my dad would barge in and say, are you getting up for school?
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Your parents are very very late. Mine would tell me to wake up 4.6 Billion years before
Fxnglhl 2 years ago
mine would wake me up 13 billion years before- from the start of the universe.
Load More Replies... Lynette Vella 2 years ago
Throughout history, parents have struggled to wake up their kids to go to school.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
This is why DD/MM/YY is better. Everything is in ascending order unlike what the US does which doesn’t make sense to a person like me who likes organized stuff
Tiramisu 2 years ago
We say our dates (for the most part) differently. Such as the date right now for me. You might say 28 January 2023, but most people here would say January 28, 2023. I guess that just translated into how dates are written, from 28/1/23 to 1/28/23.
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Karen Grace 2 years ago
But the screen Tells you which order to put them in. Someone simply didn't follow instructions properly.
Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
US visa and customs forms ask for DD-MM-YYYY because that is what the rest of the world uses.
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What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago
ngl the abundance of wires triggered a small smidgen of OCD I didn't know I had.
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
OCD, or a love for organisation? The two are actually very different and people often genuinely don't know the difference. OCD is a psychological disorder.
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crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
As someone in geometry rn, this is absolutely true. How do I know that these triangles are congruent? Perhaps because. You know. I have eyes
David Paterson 2 years ago
There was a major battle in pure mathematics in the early 20th century between those who insisted on proving everything and those who didn't. The wrong side lost.
HistoryLover 2 years ago
Geometry and algebra are both scams. Why does it matter if I can rationalize radicals? Why do I have to write out proofs to explain to you that triangles are the same because you drew them the same on purpose?
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Algebra: can be used to predict certain outcomes, can be used to find the value of something important, logic and common sense matter etc Geometry: your eyes are useless
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Pumpkin Spice 2 years ago
I think that book's written in Telugu! That would make it India, not Sri Lanka. Unless the two languages look similar and I'm just an idiot.
SilverIsGold 2 years ago
So? It's not like they could use the other language in Sri Lanka. The two countries are very close to each other.
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
Yes, it was and that's why our country still kept it's name. Turned out that socialism wasn't that great for the people.
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
Not the masks, the heavy leather coats. Fleas couldn't bite through them.
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Debby Keir 2 years ago
Queen and Brian May, performed regularly at Jubilee's etc, and HM the Q did the Paddington skit to one of Queen's hits, so it's neither surprising nor sad that Brits chose this song to mark her passing.
Load More Replies... bagels and beagles 2 years ago
The band is called Queen and recently the Queen of England died. If you still don’t get it, look at the name of the song
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Doctor Strange 2 years ago
Fun fact: The beat to another one bites the dust is, in fact, the perfect rhythm when performing CPR. I don't recommend singing it to maintain the pace though. A better choice is Stayin Alive by the BeeGees
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rosegoldmindset 2 years ago (edited)
what's satanic-erotica even mean? I'm too scared to look it up
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
There is a reason for the money to be spent. Exoplanet hunting, star gazing etc is very hard so we need a much more powerful telescope. Trying to find an exoplanet from earth is like trying to see a moth over a streetlight in Paris from New York city
Alex Martin 2 years ago
Considering what we're doing to this planet it's probably a good idea to start checking the property listings in other solar systems. In 100 years we're going to want a new home. In 300 years we're going to need one.
Randolph Croft 2 years ago
The difference between images from James Webb and Hubble are night and day. In fact, they've already started to chip away at our understanding of the galaxy and universe.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
They are not night and day, that would mean geosychronous orbit and pointing the telescope at the earth.
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Tiramisu 2 years ago
It’s that why you followed me? To track my every move? /s
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Islāmī Jumhūriyah Pākistān is the official name romanized, so the second word (meaning republic) must be reason for it popping up on the list
LandAhoy 2 years ago
That shouldn't make it pop up on the list, Republic of Korea for instance is under K but not R.
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If you actually do that search it's still there, and what's more, there's another one on the list- Timor-Leste. I've checked what Timor-Leste is called in all its official languages and nowhere in the entire full name is a single J. Someone at Google was working their last day and decided to troll us all.
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
Huh, when I do the search i only get Jamaica, Japan, and Jordan
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I just flew back in my seat with a “What the hell” look and gesture.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
The Hubble deep field was taken in a very small area of the sky. Imagine dividing the sky you can see into 360 equal parts and further divide each of those parts into 60 smaller divisions. Take oneof those divisions and you get how small the area of the picture is
Show thyself 2 years ago (edited)
7 year old me, with the first pair of glasses, realising trees have leafs and roofs have shingles
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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
Not British or American, but there's a big difference between a 90+ year old lady dieing surrounded by family, and 3000 people being murdered by fire.
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Marik 2 years ago
For those that don't know, the girl in the picture is Junko Furuta, a victim of several heinous crimes by four teens that culminated in her murder in 1989. She was 18 at the time. She was kidnapped and held for forty days and tortured and raped during this period. The teenagers sentences are as follows Miyano: 20 years in prison Minato: 5 to 9 years in prison Watanabe: 5 to 7 years in prison Ogura: 8 years in juvenile detention
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
The details of her torture is so gory that I have a feeling you don’t want to know
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Alecto76 2 years ago
I understand the sentiment. But I just don't think this poor girl should appear in any "meme." What happened to her is unbelievably evil. No words to even capture how evil. Anyone know what happened to those demons that did it?
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
They got arrested for some time (don’t remember how much) but now they’re out there roaming the streets of Japan
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debrina blackmoon 2 years ago
There are many others I can name but it's too sad.
Load More Replies... Karen Grace 2 years ago
I do kind of like the thought behind this. Go back in time armed to the teeth and prevent the atrocity by dealing with the attackers before they get her, or at least rescue her before they get started.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
She is Junko Furuta. She was 18 when she was kidnapped by 4 teens and tortured and raped for 44 days untill she died when one of her abductors dropped an anvil on her head. They buried her in a vat of concrete after which they were questioned by the authorities and arrested
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
And you’ll get advanced version of malaria. Malaria version 16.3.2
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all 4 paws 2 years ago
my friend really likes cars and this is us fr (i try to encourage him and he a good friend, but i dont get it at all lol like 160k for a car? Like damn gimme that money)
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I love cars too! I still sometimes fantasize about owning a sports car like a Lambo or something totally ridic like a Bugatti Veyron, but in reality I drive a 22-year-old Volkswagen van that my mother foisted off on me when it didn't suit her needs XD TBH even if I HAD the money for a Lambo I don't think I'd be able to spend it!! I'd build a haven for senior shelter animals instead XD
Load More Replies... 3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
I love the addition of “December (the last month of the year)” as if that might not be apparent from just saying December
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VonBlade 2 years ago
There never was (ER2 wise). That's the get-out. She was queen of the commonwealth, great britain and northern ireland etc etc.
Gabby Ghoul 2 years ago (edited)
Well, there WAS a Queen of England if you go back far enough. Queen Anne was Queen of England, Scotland, and Ireland before the 1707 Acts of Union.
Load More Replies... crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
I watched this in band recently and everyone just started laughing and at least 5 people said RIP really loudly (I was three of them)
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DC 2 years ago
Oh, how I came back ... and my complicery wanted to know - had I snitched on them? Bargained anything? Well, no. Also, I was class' spokes... boy? ... at that time. Cos nobody wanted, neither me, but I could make a conference on which math book was to be used next year last long enough that we went through three of them to decide to keep the one already in use. Had taken a minute every year before and after, hahahaha. And, of course, I did NEVER snitch any to any. That, you don't do. Actually, the only kind of group violence I ever took part in was punishing a snitch. And he got stitches, but that was round two, I didn't know it was up and ... oh man, that really went further than I'd have agreed to, but then again ... there's more than one reason never to be a snitch. He got it right after that one, as far as I know at least.
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Abby da great 2 years ago
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CrazyCatLady 2 years ago
https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-2eNghNeco71RNzLM-N3lrTQ-t500x500.jpg
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Temporary Dork 2 years ago
https://kanojo-okarishimasu.com/manga/rent-a-girlfriend-chapter-218/
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Jerrica Coyle 2 years ago
Omg! She does makeup and true crime on YouTube Danielle Kirsty! I love her.
What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago
is that the YouTuber that does crime and makeup? I used to watch her all the time
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Lou Lopez 2 years ago (edited)
It's a joke about our uniquely American problem of mass shootings. If the "quiet kid" brings a large, long object or something that can hide that object with them, you should maybe start looking for exits and be planning accordingly. I'm actually very jealous that this joke has no context for you.
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Psychopathic Mermaid 2 years ago
I like the big bang theory. Downvote me all you want. I will die on this hill.
DC 2 years ago
Free to like whatever you want. I hate it. I'm ok with that.
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Karen Grace 2 years ago
Nah... the anabolic steroids used to get that big can have somewhat of the opposite effect, uh...under the thong.
Karen Grace 2 years ago
Oops, this was supposed to be in response to little Leo
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Lisa H 2 years ago
It is, and I totally read this in Rod Sterling's voice. Side note: as a millennial, I can confirm that this show aged quite well. Seriously, check it out.
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Katy Cordeth 2 years ago
I wonder if this is how the world without shrimp came about. I hope Olaf is doing okay if he did end up there, although not if he still has an appetite for babies. :(
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Dillon Brown 2 years ago (edited)
So they have no queen but have castles yet we have no castles and have a queen? I mean, we have RuPaul so we do have a queen but I defy anyone to look at Disney Land and World and say we don't have at least two castles 🏰🏰 🤭🙃😋
Load More Replies... RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
It's funny because the English equate the natural death of a 98 year old woman to the brutal murders of 3000 people 20 years earlier, 67 of whom were British citizens.
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Living Example 2 years ago
BMW service manager : I'm sorry but this isn't covered by the warranty. I see you have the seat heater monthly plan. That's good . Now if you had opted for the "No falling apart" subscription service we could have heled you right away.
DC 2 years ago
... I'd just take the engine and throw it into something weighing half of a current BMW ... like an old BMW ... their engines are among the finest and furthest developed to ever have been, especially gasoline (the Diesel are ok to great, comparatively, but nothing special whatsoever).
Debby Keir 2 years ago
Post WW2, you could buy a Citroen 2CV (commonly known as a deux chevaux - 2 horses) bit by bit, seat at a time..... Friend had one in a very flat area of Germany, and had no back seats. The wind used to blow it off the road, so he had sandbags in place of the back seat to weight it down.
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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
Number. Square roots of negative values don't give AF!
Load More Replies... Katy Cordeth 2 years ago
I'm stumped too. Could be an allusion to this Plato quotation: "He who is only an athlete is too crude, too vulgar, too much a savage. He who is a scholar only is too soft, too effeminate. The ideal citizen is the scholar athlete, the man of thought and the man of action."
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NoCleverName 2 years ago
I don't get it.. if you're taking the derivative with respect to y, then e^x is treated as a constant and the solution is 0. She'll change him into a zero?
David Paterson 2 years ago
I first heard that joke back in 1976. Mind you, back then it was four paragraphs long.
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3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
Is it supposed to be funny because it’s two completely unrelated things? I’m so lost
What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago
I think it means that the redder places the girls receive more compliments and the green places the girls don't as sometimes we go red or get warm and sweaty after a compliment just a guess idk
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Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
"And all this is mine"...to clean. Proud owner of a brush, a squeegee and a bottle of dish soap. /j
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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
I speak Spanish and English and I don't get it either.
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Debby Keir 2 years ago
and why not? Here's how it went https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11390579/Bhad-Bhabie-gives-speech-Oxford-Union.html
Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
She’ll still sound like she’s gargling water while plugging her nose.
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Mulberry Juice 2 years ago
To anyone who doesn’t understand, replacing the ending of a word with “ussy” is now a new trend considered cool
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
It goes deeper though, no pun intended - Bussy (Boy-pussy) is a reference to a gay man's backdoor...
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Doctor Strange 2 years ago
I prefer the composer Franz Lizt. Few people know his mother had a very unique name. She was named Christmas. Christmast Lizt.
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Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
*𝑊𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑛. 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑝𝑒𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑔𝑒.*
Debby Keir 2 years ago
As if - even da Vinci knew about kidneys and bladders, and the earliest 'foot' balls were made out of bladders - did it say that bladders stored the sperm?
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Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
5 pics in I totally forgot this was supposed to be educational jokes. I like the sciencey posts too, this one doesn't seem sciencey to me.
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Beruthiel45 2 years ago
It was good until it went from science to just nasty about recent or current events.
What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago
I loved this. Of course now I might need a new phone por la cantidad de bebida que le escupió.
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
There's something weird going on at the end, I'm just seeing a lot of blank posts with down votes, anyone else?
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
5 pics in I totally forgot this was supposed to be educational jokes. I like the sciencey posts too, this one doesn't seem sciencey to me.
Load More Replies... Beruthiel45 2 years ago
It was good until it went from science to just nasty about recent or current events.
What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago
I loved this. Of course now I might need a new phone por la cantidad de bebida que le escupió.
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
There's something weird going on at the end, I'm just seeing a lot of blank posts with down votes, anyone else?
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