arent we all

the BABY?

welcome to duolingo pick-up lines

He promised!!! Why didn't He keep his promise??? Why is this world so cruel?!?!!?

ultimate thumbs up!

....because I threw him into the lion enclosure at the zoo.

fr tho

Life in a nutshell

But the cake is a lie, so you have to choose death.

Damn onion ninjas

aww i always now helluva hedgehog alien would find love

notice the specific use of the word "banana"...

Nope, I am not.

Like if u got this far

you gotta shoot all your problems away

aren't we all?

Princess Lea be like

but now i dont wanna wear pants

Could just be a parent having a quiet snack whilst the kid(s) are around?

wow thansk for the spolier

"Here, have your sh*t back. I mean shirt." 😅 And no, Duolingo is not roasting you. Duo is kind of cruel this way.

"What is tea What is water Who am I" You are "banana drinks the book"

I had one "Dw i eisiau naw deg un lemon" - I need 91 lemons.

Did the owl make you say this? Is it threatening you?

oh- ohh ohh ok moving on

well at seven am waking up in the morning. gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs

Ban him from life

And the other rude owl will respond: "no you" Wish there was less of this insult ;-;

I collect teeth 😂🤣😃😄😅

dracula hiding as dua aaa

“Someone will die” “ OF FUN “

What league does he play in then? HMMMMM!?!?!?!?!

Jeez!! Owen's having a bad day!!

depression with a smile! I like it!

This is coming from a bear (Bears eat fish.)

Ditto!

Speak to me sweet owl!

grim reaper be like:

Surely!?