Preach sister!

#True (although I do love pizza)

At least she is an equal opportunities hater

Any excuse that involves the gender of a person is not an excuse. Don't say "Girls eh?" or "Boys will be boys" say something like "Tracey! Barry! Get you f*cking a*ses her right now you little b*stards!"

The pockets are too small, meaning the supplies will fall out

Do more of it together!

Compliment a woman, and she smiles and says "No I'm not". Compliment a man, and he will look confused, then smile for the rest of his life because you made him happy for a day, and he will never forget that

And stick to it

UK charity shops don't hike the prices up on clothes, but they do know the value and sell them at as low a price as they can

Depends on the situation.

/purse hook! 🖖

Well of course, I'm not going to ignore them. That would be rude!

Agree. If one starts with the 'customer is always right' stuff, then ask them how they would do your job and keep correcting them when they are wrong. End with "Not so right now, are you?"

*snort* laugh

I would like to know the answer too. HOW??

Credit cards! Because heaven forbid people live WITHIN their means. (And I'm not talking about rent and food. I'm talking about all the electronic gadgets, waiting in line to drop $2k on the newest iPhone because u NOW have the last model, going on ridiculous vacations every year, and THEN complain about not being able to afford rent, food, etc)

As someone who goes on trips every year. Have a job, work in a certain field, budget and save. Only travel in the US (sorry guys. Your countries look amazing but flying scares me ). Don't go to expensive places. Avoid major tourist areas. And, if you can, be friends with or related to someone who works for a hotel chain. Someone in my family works for Hilton. I can stay at a Hampton Inn for like $30 a night.

no s**t!

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Err. Because they're working and not standing around holding up signs?

EXACTLY! My tap water tastes entirely different from the toilet water! Even after I flush!

Decent sized pockets!

Honestly, my business is so boring, you would be wasting your time.

I'm 5ft 6in in every direction

Yes.

Yeessss

"I don't want to go" is a perfectly valid statement to be respected.

Can't argue with that

Why? Can I not have my steak with some grilled veggies?

I have so much medication that any bug that bites me dies of a drug overdose

I like her dress 😟

Then we need a Token White Person

Maybe he should change his first name to Richard and then the sign would describe him as well as name him

What if I am planning on a podcast about a therapy?

What the hell does this one mean ?

Yep... it's been well over 10 years and the psycho is still blocked... staying that way too...

LOL

truth

But answering "with hard work, and a monthly subscription for mace" works well.

*Men who have no issues with men going to therapy. Not every man needs therapy.

it needs to be called a time off demand.

"Sex and the city" did an episode on this.

Gesundheit.

I know she doesn’t know, but I know. I’m excited about it and looking for an excuse to buy her a special treat and a toy!

outfit repeater? so wearing my clothes?

NO ONE is qualified to give relationship advice. You would have to know both parties so intimately that you are both of them. The best you can do is give relationship ideas and suggestions (My Mom)

Excellent Gogo Yubari costume

Yeah! Sunscreen is very important!

Bev and I use the Tealc GIF Indeed when we agree on something or think something is a good idea https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/tealc-stargate-gif-17960585

can you convince my employer also?

Everyone has an accent.

Thanks, I needed that.

Why are you hitting people with a bag full of fries?

'Supply Chain Issues' has resulted in my medications being changed a lot over the last few months for compatible medications

Covering up a comment that they should've kept to themselves! How are you, pandas?