Good Man.

Common decency just doesn't exist in some

Touch me again, I will see you at the police station.

THIS! Why the hell does the reporter need to be standing in the exact spot a dreadful occurrence happened?

I can go with this.

I’ve been noticed 🤩

Funny MY book was not a NYT best seller.

The thumbs up 🤣

Look at The Rock's face. 🤣

he's smiling!

*cough*my parents

The introvert way: wait while using telepathy to move those statues...

As a picky eater, I'm especially angry with Buzz for not leaving any plain pizza for Kevin. What a jerk, with a stupid name.

But it does cut down on accessories

they need to cost less too!!!

In a job interview the correct answer is: "In your chair!". ;)

I just love the way he keeps a straight face! With the rock! No way could I do that

Ok! On this one, Santa's face made me smile!

Hits your back different. Ouch.

But I LIKE the decoys...

Yeah, I'm looking at you Donna!

What's the point of brushing ur teeth if ur putting others germs in ur mouth??

i'm in math class rn lol this year i learned th epythagorean theorem

Well Kanye always was a pretty sh!tty name TBF.

??? Where…is cha cha cha in the birthday song? I have literally never heard this. All I’ve heard (not even that recently but no one did it when I was a kid) is that “are ya ONE are ya TWO?” thing.

I believe this is (was) mainly due to copyright issues. Restaurant chains that have servers who sing for your birthday didn't want to pay royalties / get sued over THE birthday song so they would change it up. Now they can apparently sing whatever. (see below) "The song is in the public domain in the United States and the European Union. Warner Chappell Music had previously claimed copyright on the song in the US and collected licensing fees for its use; in 2015 the copyright claim was declared invalid and Warner Chappell agreed to pay back $14 million in licensing fees."

I banned this song at my parties years ago.

I always heard it ending with "And many mooore"

Thank you!!! I hate that! Where did it come from?!?!?

My grandmother always did the cha cha cha. It was beloved by all and we still do it to honour her memory

Easy! It looks funny! Plus some dogs are simply nicer.

The girls face-

And close the frikin windows!

get a better cardigan then