Good Man.

Common decency just doesn't exist in some

Touch me again, I will see you at the police station.

THIS! Why the hell does the reporter need to be standing in the exact spot a dreadful occurrence happened?

I can go with this.

I’ve been noticed 🤩

Funny MY book was not a NYT best seller.

The thumbs up 🤣

Look at The Rock's face. 🤣

he's smiling!

*cough*my parents

The introvert way: wait while using telepathy to move those statues...

As a picky eater, I'm especially angry with Buzz for not leaving any plain pizza for Kevin. What a jerk, with a stupid name.

But it does cut down on accessories

they need to cost less too!!!

In a job interview the correct answer is: "In your chair!". ;)

I just love the way he keeps a straight face! With the rock! No way could I do that

Ok! On this one, Santa's face made me smile!

Hits your back different. Ouch.

But I LIKE the decoys...

Yeah, I'm looking at you Donna!

What's the point of brushing ur teeth if ur putting others germs in ur mouth??

i'm in math class rn lol this year i learned th epythagorean theorem

Well Kanye always was a pretty sh!tty name TBF.

??? Where…is cha cha cha in the birthday song? I have literally never heard this. All I’ve heard (not even that recently but no one did it when I was a kid) is that “are ya ONE are ya TWO?” thing.

Easy! It looks funny! Plus some dogs are simply nicer.

The girls face-

And close the frikin windows!

get a better cardigan then