Join the Fun!

#2

Note For Drunk Self

Final score:

346points

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Lillian Chesak 7 years ago

Haha this should be top of the list

52points

#3

Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

Final score:

308points

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Abhisek Chakraborty 7 years ago

Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on

123points

#4

Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

Final score:

306points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

That is sooo great! :-)

62points

#5

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

Final score:

292points

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Ella Hobasaurs 7 years ago

THEY ARE AUSSIES 😱😍

75points

#6

So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

Final score:

291points

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just a thought ! 7 years ago

Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person

83points

#7

Good Luck With That

Final score:

274points

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Hans 7 years ago

Did you wake at 20 / 2 + 0.5?

42points

#8

Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

Final score:

266points

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Lauralyn Smith 7 years ago

That's the opposite of a problem.

107points

#9

Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

Final score:

260points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Can we call it Energized Bar now?

109points

#10

Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

Final score:

243points

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Elizabeth Molloy 7 years ago

That is impressive!

7points

#11

Drunk Friends Did This

Final score:

215points

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Beaver-Moose 7 years ago

i LITERALLY read every single word. And yes, they are all real words

105points

#12

Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

Final score:

211points

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Ok Ha-Neul 7 years ago

that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out

61points

#13

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Final score:

210points

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Ella Hobasaurs 7 years ago

When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life

37points

#14

My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

Final score:

207points

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just a thought ! 7 years ago

This cat has been through s**t

104points

#15

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Final score:

204points

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RaroaRaroa 7 years ago

Good man. I hope you gave him a tip.

91points

#16

"Drunk Me Is Such A Douche"

Final score:

203points

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WhiteFox 7 years ago

bruh.

16points

#17

Drunk Mother

Final score:

200points

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Steve Bowman 7 years ago

Better than buying an ostrich.

59points

#18

Drunk Amazon Purchase

Final score:

200points

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Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago

Woohooooo.

33points

#19

Drunk Purchase

Final score:

196points

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Lachlan Trainz 7 years ago

Why would you buy an emu

29points

#20

You Know You're Drunk When

Final score:

195points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

Is he still there?

8points

#21

I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

Final score:

191points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

You should try painting when you are sober :-)

9points

#22

Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

Final score:

190points

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Eliza Allouette 7 years ago

Don't be upsetti, pet the spaghetti

166points

#23

Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

Final score:

183points

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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago

At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!

65points

#24

Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

Final score:

175points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

So people get cold feet, you got cold shoes.

34points

#25

Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

Final score:

174points

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Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago

Now that's nice!

80points

#26

My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

Final score:

167points

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Zenozenobee 7 years ago

Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people

57points

#27

Bagel Seeds

Final score:

166points

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David Ross 7 years ago

I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..

27points

#28

Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

Final score:

160points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Loving that content looking cloud on the top right corner

37points

#29

My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

Final score:

155points

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Laura Ferretti 7 years ago

Jesus Christ

97points

#30

My Friends Got Drunk, 3d Scanned And Printed

Final score:

153points

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Shelley Jennings 7 years ago

That's awesome

51points

#31

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Final score:

148points

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Steve Bowman 7 years ago

Hello My Baby

72points

#32

My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

Final score:

146points

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Andrew Gibb 7 years ago

I think Spiderman's job is safe

36points

#33

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

Final score:

144points

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Zenozenobee 7 years ago

Bon appetit to everyone!

30points

#34

We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

Final score:

144points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.

66points

#35

I Found A Drunk Guy That I Tried To Help

Final score:

141points

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JustABobcat 7 years ago

Way cool!

49points

#36

So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

Final score:

140points

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Shelley Jennings 7 years ago

Thays awesome. Gonna do the same but sober 😂

46points

#37

Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

Final score:

140points

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Mikleo 7 years ago

The ice cream will be as cold as your ex's heart.

50points

#38

Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

Final score:

138points

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Beaver-Moose 7 years ago

I call this piece of my modern art collection, 'Light Feet'

62points

#39

Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

Final score:

127points

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Shelley Jennings 7 years ago

😂

23points

#40

My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

Final score:

126points

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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago

Aww, I can feel his pain :( Poor hungry drunk man. So sad!

47points

#41

Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

Final score:

124points

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Beaver-Moose 7 years ago

just gotta charge the house really quick...

39points

#42

This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

Final score:

124points

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Hans 7 years ago

If it is comfortable...

21points

#43

Mom Is Happy

Final score:

124points

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Gabi Horvath 7 years ago

Uhhhh.... :/

28points

#44

Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

Final score:

123points

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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MUM????

44points

#45

After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

Final score:

122points

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David Ross 7 years ago

Was making sure he was not being followed?

31points

#46

Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

Final score:

120points

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David Ross 7 years ago

Did not get a leg up either.

17points

#47

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

Final score:

116points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

Alcohol well spent.

39points

#48

I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

Final score:

114points

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Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago

Could have been worse.

23points

#49

So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

Final score:

111points

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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago

I love this cat. Has claimed human mountain as it's own.

67points

#50

Next President Of The United States Of America

Final score:

108points

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David Ross 7 years ago

Considering the choices we get nowadays, I say YES!

41points

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#51

My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

Final score:

102points

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Beaver-Moose 7 years ago

Am i the only one that doesn't care about the pizza but is thinking THAT BIKE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!

55points

#52

Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

Final score:

100points

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Jenny Lorenz 6 years ago

You might be a redneck if.....

2points

#53

My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

Final score:

98points

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Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago

That is a brilliant idea.

16points

#54

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

Final score:

97points

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Haunting Spirit 7 years ago

It's a one way street so the cab wasn't wrong. XD

31points

#55

Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

Final score:

94points

POST

Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago

Kinda clever.

21points

#56

Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

Final score:

94points

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Alia Gail 7 years ago

oh dear

18points

#57

Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

Final score:

93points

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Zenozenobee 7 years ago

I'm pretty sure that one who design this curtain was drunk too, or high.

55points

#58

3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

Final score:

92points

POST

Beaver-Moose 7 years ago

More like a Bradley Cooper and Jake Gyllenhaal love child

18points

#59

Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?

Final score:

91points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

Never too late, honey. Right on time, actually. Now don't go away.

22points

#60

Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb

Final score:

86points

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JustABobcat 7 years ago

The expression on that dog's face is priceless!

39points

#61

My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear

Final score:

84points

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David Ross 7 years ago

Collect them all!

42points

#62

My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am

Final score:

84points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

Cute dog!

21points

#63

My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step

Final score:

84points

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David Ross 7 years ago

I love it!

17points

#64

Drunk Text

Final score:

84points

POST

David Ross 7 years ago

I love this conversation.

27points

#65

Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service

Final score:

83points

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David Ross 7 years ago

Better a happy drunk than an angry one.

29points

#66

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

Final score:

83points

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JustABobcat 7 years ago

Cool picture!

17points

#67

My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It

Final score:

81points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

Somehow - it's better than a thousand others. This Charmander has got BACKSTORY!

22points

#68

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again

Final score:

79points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Howdy partner!

12points

#69

Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay

Final score:

78points

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Gillian Black 7 years ago

you become a super hero

5points

#70

Only In Canada

Final score:

78points

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Angel 7 years ago

Awesome!

15points

#71

I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One

Final score:

77points

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Jhoa 7 years ago

That could look pretty cool if done right. Modern.

27points

#72

Drunk Genius

Final score:

76points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

Totally lovable, your Mum.

15points

#73

Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It

Final score:

74points

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ToxicRosetta 7 years ago

I thought he was Bono and I'm sober

7points

#74

So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning

Final score:

72points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

just add water and...NO, DON'T ADD WATER!!!!

57points

#75

I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano

Final score:

72points

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David Ross 7 years ago

I hope drunk him got phone #s and names.

24points

#76

Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out

Final score:

72points

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DeAnna Anderson 7 years ago

I had a cat once that loved Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza. If I didn't bring one for her, wow, she was in a mood.

25points

#77

This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge

Final score:

72points

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Steve Bowman 7 years ago

Thank God it's "Spice of LIFE".

10points

#78

Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This

Final score:

71points

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Tracey Roush 7 years ago

At least he's prepared for the morning with those two huge jugs of water

12points

#79

Self Love

Final score:

70points

POST

Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago

Halilee girl was right!

15points

#80

I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money

Final score:

70points

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Elizabeth Molloy 7 years ago

If only that worked!

29points

#81

Drunk Photoshop Skills

Final score:

68points

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Caroline Murphy 7 years ago

I don't see how when I've seen that exact same picture with a different background... So either this is a fake post, or you've done this twice and your mum's a moron

11points

#82

Drunk Boyfriend Decided To Change The Name Of Our Soap Last Night

Final score:

68points

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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago

Haha, this is great! My daughter (who was not drunk) just watched Deadpool last night and this part was stuck in my head. Come to work in the morning to see this? Perfect timing! Love it!

16points

#83

My Drunk Roommate Left Me A Surprise This Morning

Final score:

67points

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David Ross 7 years ago

Cool!

10points

#84

My Roomate Came In Drunk Last Night And Without Saying A Word, Taped These To Every Single Packet Of Popcorn We Had. Revolutionary

Final score:

67points

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Ivan Petrov 7 years ago

Honestly though! Popcorn should come those.

23points

#85

Drunk By The Campfire Eating Hotdogs When Suddenly... Deer!

Final score:

66points

POST

Cip IESAN 7 years ago

Drunk deer, obviously!

15points

#86

Not The Best Purchase For The Next Day Hangover

Final score:

65points

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Adria Rhodes 7 years ago

"The sound is the ding ding, right?" Baaaaaaaaaahahahaha

38points

#87

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

Final score:

63points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

I can relate to this. It's a heartbreaking experience.

17points

#88

Drunk Me Should Not Be Allowed To Buy Things At 4am

Final score:

62points

POST

Ged Maybury 7 years ago

I agree.

20points

#89

Drunk Hubby Thought He Grabbed A Pillow Before Passing Out

Final score:

62points

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Lillian Chesak 7 years ago

The dogs face says it all

41points

#90

So A Friend Got Really Drunk, Made A Few Phonecalls And Ended Up In A Mcdonalds Kitchen Making Himself The Most Awesome Cheezeburger Ever

Final score:

61points

POST

Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago

I want!

17points

#91

Drunk Me Tried Making Ravioli Last Night

Final score:

60points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

We've got the victim, the murder weapon, and now a confession. Case closed!

30points

#92

"He Said The Room Was Spinning And We Wanted To Help Him" - Drunk Girls At Party Last Night

Final score:

60points

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

And now we all wish there was a picture of him just after he woke up

16points

#93

My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk

Final score:

60points

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Steve Bowman 7 years ago

That's rather good for drunk people.

29points

#94

Drunk Me Made My Lunch Last Night, I Like His Style

Final score:

59points

POST

TC 7 years ago

Are you a tiger ?

7points

#95

So, This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning

Final score:

59points

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Cip IESAN 7 years ago

I believe there are more girls sleeping under the couch or behind the TV set. The Stratocaster seems to be unharmed.

10points

#96

Drunk Me Thought I Was Onto Something

Final score:

57points

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Debbie Meier 7 years ago

This beautiful snack should be a food group! I have made this, & many variations, throughout the years. A wonderful variation is hot wieners (lol, I haven't had a hot wiener in 20 years.) Take slices of light bread, top with a slice of meltable cheese, insert hot wienie, fold over, & bake until bread is crisp. YUM!

2points

#97

Woke Up Hungover To This

Final score:

57points

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JustABobcat 7 years ago

"I am the night!"

14points

#98

I'm Building A Wall So My Neighbors Can't See Me Drinking And Won't Suspect Me Of Being A Drunk

Final score:

56points

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Poopy Pants 7 years ago

Brilliant!!!!

6points

#99

Drunk Me Has Some Explaining To Do

Final score:

56points

POST

Cat Meow 7 years ago

Drunk you is the best! Time to dress up

13points

#100

Drunk Me Made A Good Decision

Final score:

54points

POST

David Ross 7 years ago

Neat. Where is the rest of it?

12points

#101

Drunk Criminal

Final score:

52points

POST

Gillian Black 7 years ago

oh dear

1point

#102

My Buddy Was So Drunk He Couldn't Ride The Tandem Home. My Other Buddy Improvised

Final score:

51points

POST

Elise 7 years ago

how he managed to do that

16points

#103

Me And My Mate Sam Got So Drunk We Facetimed Ourselves To Tell Us How Great It Was Going

Final score:

51points

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

The guy on the left looks a little like that Malcom guy from Malcom in the Middle

15points

#104

Brother Got Very Drunk At The Daytona 500 And Disappeared From Our Tailgate. When I Texted To Ask If He Was Ok He Responded With This. Yes, He Is Charging His Phone. No, He Did Not Have A Pit Pass

Final score:

50points

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Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago

I'd say that was a win..

6points

#105

My Drunk Dad Ordered 42 Hotdogs

Final score:

50points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

42 - the answer to all of life's questions. He rocks.

30points

#106

Drunk Me Is No Longer Allowed To Pack My Lunches. 8 Cheese Sticks, Some Gummy Cows, And Lucky Charms In A Bag With Milk

Final score:

50points

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Paladin of Shadows 7 years ago

Why, that's an amazing lunch

10points

#107

I Guess My Roommate Ordered Pizza After Some Serious Drinking

Final score:

50points

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Ged Maybury 7 years ago

I'd be calling off the wedding if I were that pizza.

11points

#108

Drunk Me Still Isn't Saying What Happened, But I'm Fairly Sure That He Rolled In Around 4am

Final score:

49points

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Elizabeth Molloy 7 years ago

What did that poor clock ever do to you?

16points

#109

So This Happened To My Neighbor Last Night... Don't Drive Drunk

Final score:

48points

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Mixedupste 7 years ago

Got what he deserved for drink driving!!

31points

#110

That Time The Sheriff Had To Tow My Drunk Ass Back To Shore

Final score:

48points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

To protect and to serve....

16points

#111

Guess Which One Was Made With The Help Of Alcohol

Final score:

48points

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Alia Gail 7 years ago

one of these doesn’t belong...

16points

#112

Woke Up To A Random Girl On The Couch Who Apparently Wandered Into The Wrong House

Final score:

48points

POST

Gillian Black 7 years ago

a good drunk

6points

#113

My Friends Ordered Pizza While They Were Drinking Last Night. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

Final score:

45points

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Boris Štromar 7 years ago

That's a Back to the Future part 2 pizza!

6points

#114

For Two Days I Couldn't Find My Glasses, And Then I Found A Note From Drunk Me

Final score:

44points

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WhiteFox 7 years ago

nice

5points

#115

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

Final score:

43points

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Luna 7 years ago

did she ever manage to call you?

8points

#116

My Drunk Friend Thought A Table Made A Good Blanket

Final score:

43points

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Elise 7 years ago

hahahahaha .. oh boy XD

8points

#117

Instructions: Get Drunk. Preheat Oven To 450. Place Pizza On Middle Oven Rack. Go To Sleep

Final score:

43points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

the easy way to burn calories....

31points

#118

Drunk Me Decided To Buy A T-Shirt. Naturally I Forgot About It, Until A Package Arrived In The Mail

Final score:

41points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

By the power of Grayskull!

16points

#119

She Swears She Wasn't Drunk. She Hates Chocolate And We Do Not Play Tennis

Final score:

41points

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CelSlade 7 years ago

Hates chocolate?! What kind of a freak...? XD

35points

#120

We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up

We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up

Final score:

40points

POST

Elise 7 years ago

savage

13points

#121

Comfort Over Aesthetics

Final score:

39points

POST

JustABobcat 7 years ago

10 points for originality

19points

#122

Okay, No More Drunk Amazon Shopping

Final score:

39points

POST

Ged Maybury 7 years ago

Oh it's You, darling, it's YOU!

12points

#123

Stumbled To Find This After A Night Of Heavy Drinking

Final score:

39points

POST

Ged Maybury 7 years ago

Just call it 'art', and move on.

19points

#124

Got Wasted, Woke Up Like This

Final score:

39points

POST

Elise 7 years ago

now shave the other leg

13points

#125

The Little One Is Happy Though

Final score:

38points

POST

Elise 7 years ago

the child expression is priceless ..

16points

#126

How I Found My Roommate After A Night Of Drinking

Final score:

38points

POST

David Ross 7 years ago

Looks like a body dump.

27points

#127

Came Home Drunk And Decided To Have A Bath, This Is This Is The Result

Final score:

37points

POST

Elise 7 years ago

oh god ..

13points

#128

Got Drunk Last Night And This Is The Only Thing In My Pockets When I Woke Up

Final score:

36points

POST

Alia Gail 7 years ago

i’ve done that before (sober tho)

3points

#129

Smooth Move Drunk Me

Final score:

35points

POST

#130

When Your Friend Is Severely Intoxicated, Goes Missing For Several Hours And Turns Up Last Minute For The Train Home

Final score:

35points

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

How? Wait, no. I don't think I'd like to know how he managed that

10points

#131

How My Drunk Roommate Tries To Get Me To Wake Him Up For Our 8:30 Class

Final score:

34points

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Parmeisan 6 years ago

"Look down, wind may have blown notes away" "If worse comes to worse please physically pull me out of bed and onto the ground I can wear whatever" "I better be f*****g awake and standing next to you before you open this door" "Ignore any and all excuses I say please PLEASE for why I can't come to class" "I'm fer real" "PS it's 4:AM and I'm drunk that's why I ask this of you" "It's actually 5:00 am I'm f****d"

5points