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Shopping online, though a quite ordinary thing nowadays, can still be tricky for some. Even if done completely sober, you might still end up with a totally different item that you envisioned before clicking 'Buy.' Inebriated online shopping is even trickier - you can truly outdo yourself with a surprising choice of goods in a bout of a drunk spontaneity.

So, just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Drunk shopping is a dangerous activity, and we've got a whole list of funny photos of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.

Think about your future drunk fails. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs. If so, then this compilation of online shopping fails done while buzzed is excellent fodder for upcoming spendings.

See the funny fails depicting drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!

#1

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

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    Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

    Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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    #3

    We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

    We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

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    #4

    My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

    My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

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    #5

    My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

    My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

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    #6

    Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

    Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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    John L
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a pet toad, you may have more than just a drinking problem, lol.

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    #7

    Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

    Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

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    #8

    When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

    When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

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    #9

    Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

    Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

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    #10

    My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

    My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

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    #11

    Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

    Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

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    #12

    Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

    Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

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    #14

    So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

    So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

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    #15

    While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

    While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

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    #16

    Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

    Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

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    #17

    "Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

    "Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

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    #18

    Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

    Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

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    #19

    My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

    My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

    Diiiiirty Report

    #20

    Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

    Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

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    #21

    Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

    Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

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    #22

    So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

    So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

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    #23

    Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

    Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

    thefakebryor Report

    #24

    I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

    I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

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    #27

    Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

    Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

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    criminalgirl
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes you did. Should take this to an expert on how to care for them, or just give it to your local zoo.

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    #29

    Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

    Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

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    #30

    I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

    I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

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    #31

    I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

    I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

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    #33

    So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

    So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

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    #35

    Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

    Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

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    Carla Martin
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it is a legend of zelda one too. Time to learn all the songs from Ocarina of Time

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    #36

    I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

    I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

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    #37

    This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

    This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

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    #38

    Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

    Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

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    LizzyM
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am ashamed that I understand the puns here... n-Ice-T-shirt though

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    #40

    Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

    Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

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    #43

    I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

    I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

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    #44

    First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

    First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

    IdontKillKids Report

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    Ani Spectrant
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cheshire cat was creepy enough in floating cat mode - why this?

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    #45

    So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

    So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

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    #46

    DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

    DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

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    #47

    The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

    The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

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    #49

    So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

    So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

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    Tess
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the best purchase you've ever made I'm concerned for you

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    #50

    More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

    More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

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    #51

    Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

    Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

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    #52

    So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

    So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

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    #53

    I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

    I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

    reddit.com Report

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    Jasmin Hürlimann
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, i got the same garfield phone (but i got it since 1991, as a kid, no alcohol)

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    #54

    I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

    I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

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    #55

    What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

    What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

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    Maureen Zappellini
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.wonder if you can get gluten free communion wafers? After all, Jesus did look like he shopped at the coop...

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    #57

    When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

    When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

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    #58

    I Have Zero Regrets

    I Have Zero Regrets

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    #59

    Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

    Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

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    #60

    When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

    When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

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    #61

    Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

    Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

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    Elina Palin
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually comes in very handy whilst at an outdoor event in case of rain and you need to hold your beer and also your phone...

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    #62

    Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

    Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

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    #63

    Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

    Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

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    #64

    Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

    Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

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    #65

    Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

    Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

    The_Lonliest_Munk Report

    #66

    Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

    Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

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    #68

    Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

    Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

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    #69

    I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

    I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you were sober when you ordered the other one? That's more concerning!

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    #70

    Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

    Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

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    #71

    Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

    Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

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    #72

    Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

    Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

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    Heather Self
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently Nic Cage is the saint of drunken purchases. This is at least the fifth or sixth (or seventh) time he's appeared in rhis post! 😆

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    #73

    My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

    My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

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    #74

    As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

    As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

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    #75

    Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

    Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

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    #77

    Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

    Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

    brie_april Report

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't always order cardboard... but when i do... i order Dos Equis

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    #78

    I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

    I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

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    #80

    Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad

    Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad

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    #81

    So I Got Drunk While Watching 'Lord Of War' When I Had Access To Amazon

    So I Got Drunk While Watching 'Lord Of War' When I Had Access To Amazon

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    #82

    Got Drunk And Went On Ebay. This Is The Result 5 Days Later. Regret Level = 0

    Got Drunk And Went On Ebay. This Is The Result 5 Days Later. Regret Level = 0

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    #83

    Best Drunk Art Fair Purchase Ever

    Best Drunk Art Fair Purchase Ever

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    #84

    Blackout, On The Internet. Ordered A Case Of Whippits. Yes, That Is 240 Whippits

    Blackout, On The Internet. Ordered A Case Of Whippits. Yes, That Is 240 Whippits

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    #85

    Got Drunk Last Night And Bought 16 Packets Of Powdered Milk

    Got Drunk Last Night And Bought 16 Packets Of Powdered Milk

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    Nicci Cimino
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to meet the person that bought massive bags of cereal and you'll be a perfect match for each other!

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    #86

    My Mom Did Some Drunk Amazon Shopping And Bought 10 Rolls Of Toilet Paper With Obama's Face On It

    My Mom Did Some Drunk Amazon Shopping And Bought 10 Rolls Of Toilet Paper With Obama's Face On It

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    Janet Margaret
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the first time I thought a drunken purchase was a waste of money... didn't they have one with Trump's ahole lips on it?

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    #87

    This Came In The Mail Today, Reminding Me To Not Ebay While Drunk (SFC)

    This Came In The Mail Today, Reminding Me To Not Ebay While Drunk (SFC)

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    #88

    My Boyfriend Got Drunk And Bought This Poster For $12

    My Boyfriend Got Drunk And Bought This Poster For $12

    CrazyCKCSLady Report

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    #89

    Got Drunk. Bought Shirt. No Ragrets

    Got Drunk. Bought Shirt. No Ragrets

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    #90

    My Friend Got Drunk And Ordered Communion Wafers On Amazon

    My Friend Got Drunk And Ordered Communion Wafers On Amazon

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