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90 Times People Shopped Online While Drunk And Regretted It Deeply

Shopping online, though a quite ordinary thing nowadays, can still be tricky for some. Even if done completely sober, you might still end up with a totally different item that you envisioned before clicking 'Buy.' Inebriated online shopping is even trickier - you can truly outdo yourself with a surprising choice of goods in a bout of a drunk spontaneity.

So, just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Drunk shopping is a dangerous activity, and we've got a whole list of funny photos of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.

Think about your future drunk fails. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs. If so, then this compilation of online shopping fails done while buzzed is excellent fodder for upcoming spendings.

See the funny fails depicting drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!

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90 Times People Shopped Online While Drunk And Regretted It Deeply

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House

Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

Bought This While Drunk. No Regrets

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

No More Ordering Pizza Drunk

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

Best Drunk Purchase In A While

This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later

So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

I Have Zero Regrets

Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

Drunken Amazon Order Showed Up Today

Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

Went On Ebay Drunk

Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

Best Drunk Purchase Ever