From the glasses looks like it's driving againts a truck, no wonder why the cat's all scared.

"Oh mah gawd, I thought she was going for the vacuum, false alarm"

Can we go back inside now!?

"you...behind the camera? You did this? You'll pay, mark my words!"

THERE WAS ROOM ON THE RAFT ROSE AT LEAST GIVE HIM THE LIFE VEST

"It called me... I had too..."

"Do you think, honey, sometimes I am attached a bit too much?"

Caetooney. I like it. ♥

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Pic on the right, the cat is thinking of all the dark and sinister things its going to do upon arriving home.

"oh that's nii...dafuq"

"what ... what's that god forsaken smell!?"

...feeds on your sinful souls

This horrible indignity calls for the Ultimate Revenge!

So.I.Can.kill.You....

This is cute and also a bit sad, not so dramatic..

"Hooman, you disgust me..."

*busts through news paper* "BOO! haha, gotacha ... oops, wait...oh no, oh no, HAAAAAALP!"

Oooh...ya got meee....

"Wait... is this China!?"

Stretch and stratch!

That's the look before it pounces. I've been pounced many a time.

"QUICK.. IT'S GONNA EAT ME" (2 year old quickly approaches)

"Oh, no. Turns out they were siblings...."

"I hope you choke."

"Franz, Romenz, Countrymenz, lend me your ears, or perhaps.... your kitty treats"

"LET ME GO! MY WORK ISN'T FINISH HOOOMAAAAN"

"I really want that toy, but, uh ... its so far away"

This is Soo Shakespearean.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Omg, omg, omg, I'm surrounded by this scary green stuff!

What face were you expecting?!

That is not a good sign. When cat do this, he has probably a massive headache. Take cat to the vet.

Plot Twist: Owner runs insurance scams!

"OMG... THAT"s what was in your stomach this whole time?"

When cat realizes he's cat.

Offended and appalled.

It touched me! IT TOUCHED MEEEEE!!!

"If only SOMEONE would pet me. But whom? And when? I can not answer these mysteries. If only someone else could, aren't I correct, human companion?"

"OH HELL NAH"

Damn, does it have suctions?

"Draw me like one of your french kitties..."

Synchronised swimmer in the making Team_3-23-...b3f23f.jpg

everything about this picture makes me laugh

Might soon become the cat's boxing bag.

"Don't. You. Touch. Me. I saw you petting that dog. O, the betrayal...."

"Betrayal! Et tu, human? Et tu?"

Hahaha this one should definitely be higher on the list. I can't tell if kitty's a ballerina or karate master

I hope you don't plan on falling asleep for the rest of the night. Kitty's got ot in for you