Yep, no muss, no fuss.

Those are cute

Aww look at her smile <3

How cute! It’s the same cat.

Where's the package? Shouldn't they have taken a picture of it?

Ask not what your dog can do for you, but what you can do for your dog!

Which kind of swallow, an african or an european?

Great!

I need this

I want one

We knock on doors because your phone is always on mute

How... How big is the dog...?

More pretentious than funny for me

There's a book called: I Still Miss My Husband, But My Aim Is Getting Better

That's blunt.

LOL! I used to have a frame on my license plate that read "My next husband will be normal". My husband didn't appreciate it..

l like is one

Not all heroes wear capes

Both the doormat and the dachshund are really cute.

This could be my Saturday mat

Very accurate. Spot on even.

My favourite so far. Needs more Upvotes.

This is perfect!

Take your advice, I will.

Yep! Every...single...time

its a sense

I had a teacher who owned an "F" stamp because he had found out it was more convenient than handwritting it every time... I guess it is the same situation here.

Isn't that the truth?

OI C**T

The statue dog is rolling his eyes

Cat's log, Day 761: My captors are evil. They brought out the ultimate torture device. It is an object that shines a red dot. I lose all control when I see this dot. I never knew the humans could ever master mind control. Yet, here we are. However, there is hope for me. I am working on subsequent world domination. This is even better than peeing in their shoes.

Yeah, I'll just turn back around.

The geekiest doormat ever.

No one will step on it. Clever!!

Who doesn’t?

I was trying to figure out what sort of odd pointy shoes the person was wearing. It’s shadows.

For those that don't know sign language it says "F**k off"

I love the model in this pic!

oh... every night? where do they get the energy after a long day

I love the chalk drawing of Lionel Richie!

Mat, Door Mat. I'll have a martini, shaken, not stirred.

I definitely need this.