Join the Fun!

#2

Honest Doormat

Final score:

410points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Those are cute

57points

#3

We Got A New Front Doormat And She’s Happy About It

Final score:

388points

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The Cheshire Cat 3 years ago

Aww look at her smile <3

88points

You could just put a plain old boring doormat by your entrance and call it a day. In fact, you probably did so, and me too. But what if it’s a missed opportunity to get your visitors talking? To bring a smile to the postman’s face? To make the courier’s day? To say something weirdly hilarious without uttering a word?

I mean, if you have to put something out for you and your guests to wipe their shoes on before they enter your home, so why not have some fun with it? And there’s a world bigger than our own full of charming, funny, snarky puns and messages to bring some fun back to your doorstep.

#4

I Found A Doormat For My New Apartment That Looks Just Like My Cat, And That Makes Me Happy

Final score:

378points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

How cute! It’s the same cat.

50points

#5

Delivered A Package This Morning. Think I Nailed It

Final score:

377points

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Linus Nilsson 3 years ago

Where's the package? Shouldn't they have taken a picture of it?

54points

#6

Loving The Doormat So Much

Final score:

371points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Ask not what your dog can do for you, but what you can do for your dog!

72points

Some messages may sound borderline awkward, like “I hope you told us you’re coming over,” “Definitely Not A Trap Door,” and “We Are Probably Pretending Not To Be Home.” Other pun ideas include “As seen in MTV cribs,” “Nice shoes,” and “All Peopled Out.”

Whatever you opt for, think of it as a great way to open the conversation, a perfect place to put a lighthearted pun and try it out! These days when half of the world is spending more time in the comfort of their homes, one should not miss a chance to put a smile on our tired faces.

#7

My Whimsical Wife Got This Doormat For The Front Entrance

Final score:

335points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

Which kind of swallow, an african or an european?

232points

#8

This Doormat Measures The Angle Of The Open Door

Final score:

330points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

Great!

44points

#9

Well, This Doormat Can’t Be Any More Fitting After Lots Of Summer Visiting. I Mean Sometimes I’d Just Like To Sit At Home And Be A Hermit

Final score:

323points

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Friday 3 years ago

I need this

60points

#10

My Friend Got The Best Possible Doormat For Christmas

Final score:

319points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

I want one

45points

#11

Do Not Knock Please

Final score:

312points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

We knock on doors because your phone is always on mute

58points

#12

Came Home To A Surprise New Doormat

Final score:

311points

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N G 3 years ago

How... How big is the dog...?

87points

#13

I've Been Judged By A Floor Mat

Final score:

291points

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Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago

More pretentious than funny for me

109points

#14

My Mother Recently Got Divorced, So Her Sister Got Her This

Final score:

290points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

There's a book called: I Still Miss My Husband, But My Aim Is Getting Better

138points

#15

Not Just A Doormat I Want, A Doormat I Need

Final score:

288points

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James016 3 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes

56points

#16

Sausage Dog Doormat

Final score:

282points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Both the doormat and the dachshund are really cute.

54points

#17

The Doormat Of Truth

Final score:

262points

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JuJu 3 years ago

This could be my Saturday mat

29points

#18

Extremely Informative Mat

Final score:

262points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago (edited)

Very accurate. Spot on even.

102points

#19

A Doormat At The Hat Creek Observatory In Hat Creek

Final score:

256points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

My favourite so far. Needs more Upvotes.

45points

#20

Don't Stop Be Leaving

Final score:

252points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

This is perfect!

43points

#21

Best Doormat Ever - Yoda

Final score:

251points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Take your advice, I will.

83points

#22

Peeking Through Blinds Doormat

Final score:

240points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

Yep! Every...single...time

45points

#23

Any Dog Parent Knows This Is True. My In-Laws, Who Have 6 Rescue Dogs, Were Just Gifted This Doormat Earlier This Week

Final score:

236points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

its a sense

16points

#24

The Most American Doormat

Final score:

234points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

I had a teacher who owned an "F" stamp because he had found out it was more convenient than handwritting it every time... I guess it is the same situation here.

40points

#25

My New Doormat

Final score:

232points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Isn't that the truth?

36points

#26

Aussie Hospitality

Final score:

231points

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Thomas Stead 3 years ago

OI C**T

48points

backatya 3 years ago (edited)

Cost lol

-1point

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

I think it's ironic that f****d is blurred but c**t isn't lol. It certainly is a very Aussie door mat. Edit: now it's blurred

22points

Lydia Gichia-Black 3 years ago

Censorbot

3points

James016 3 years ago

Could be a UK doormat

7points

kjorn 3 years ago

oicunt-608...2077d9.jpg

6points

Vic 3 years ago

This is the first guy I remembered when I read this doormat..

0points

Amanda Hunter 3 years ago

Vulgar.

1point

Tracy Wallick 3 years ago

I have one that says "Doorbell broken, yell DING-DONG!"

1point

Yasmin Janette 3 years ago

No No No, don't like this one sorry

1point

Inkblot Butterfly 3 years ago

OI C**T!! U HERE?

1point

Candace Alagappan 3 years ago

Typical Aussie thing. (I grew up there til I was 5. I was born in Perth, Western Australia so I'm Aussie AF!!)

0points

Z Alexi 3 years ago

"Typical"? How sad. Aaack.

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 3 years ago

scottsh, irish, etc...

0points

Clearly sunny 3 years ago

Defo Australia.

0points

Ginny Swart 3 years ago

Short on vocabulary, these Aussies!

0points

Brenda Couvee 3 years ago

Australia?

0points

Monty Is Fiennes 3 years ago

WANT

0points

Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Scotland?

0points

Clearly sunny 3 years ago

Aussie.

0points

Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

100% Aussie Bogan.

0points

Z Alexi 3 years ago

A woman hater(s) designed this mat. That's what we need more of: hate. Hate ain't funny~~owner must be a white male [w/a double-digit I.Q. & a heart 2 sizes too small].

-1point

Eric Forster 3 years ago

G'day mate!

-1point

Mickie Shea 3 years ago

Oh! Dare I?

-1point

HammerzToe 3 years ago

To the point, I like that!

-1point

Gregg Bender 3 years ago

OI C**T!

-1point

#27

Simple Rules

Final score:

229points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

The statue dog is rolling his eyes

69points

#28

This Person's Doormat

Final score:

228points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago (edited)

Cat's log, Day 761: My captors are evil. They brought out the ultimate torture device. It is an object that shines a red dot. I lose all control when I see this dot. I never knew the humans could ever master mind control. Yet, here we are. However, there is hope for me. I am working on subsequent world domination. This is even better than peeing in their shoes.

159points

#29

Great Doormat

Final score:

222points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Yeah, I'll just turn back around.

26points

#30

This Doormat Which Says "Welcome" In Binary

Final score:

221points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

The geekiest doormat ever.

66points

#31

I See We're Laughing At Doormats Now. Here's Mine

Final score:

219points

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third molar 3 years ago

No one will step on it. Clever!!

29points

#32

Got A New Doormat Today. I Think The Neighbors Are Jealous

Final score:

217points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

Who doesn’t?

24points

#33

I’m Seriously So Obsessed With This Mat. It Was Definitely Worth The Wait

Final score:

214points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

I was trying to figure out what sort of odd pointy shoes the person was wearing. It’s shadows.

45points

#34

Welcome Mat

Final score:

213points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

For those that don't know sign language it says "F**k off"

191points

#35

Get A German Shepherd They Said. It'll Be Fun They Said. Fun Fact: I Made This Doormat

Final score:

207points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

I love the model in this pic!

49points

#36

This Doormat Belonging To A Couple Living In My Building. Day Time Doormat Message vs. Night Time Doormat Message

Final score:

196points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

oh... every night? where do they get the energy after a long day

71points

#37

New Doormat

Final score:

191points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

I love the chalk drawing of Lionel Richie!

46points

#38

No, You're Hilarious Is What You Are

Final score:

179points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Mat, Door Mat. I'll have a martini, shaken, not stirred.

52points

#39

You Need This Doormat If Your Answer Is Always No

Final score:

165points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

I definitely need this.

17points

#40

My Girlfriend Had This Doormat Custom Made For Me. Looks Like I Found Me A Keeper

Final score:

164points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

You did!

27points

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#41

Do Not Enter

Final score:

52points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Honesty is always a good thing.

8points

#42

With Those Round Yellow Eyes Staring Out Of Your Doormat, Can All The Mischievous Spirits Of Halloween Even Dare To Eye Your Threshold?

Final score:

52points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

This would make me want to go inside.

11points

#43

New Doormat

Final score:

51points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

a nice one for a pilot or stewardess / steward

6points

#44

If You’re Amazon Prime Or Food Delivery, I’ll Accept, But You Mess With Nap Time, And I’ll Come For You

Final score:

51points

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Aurelia! 3 years ago

We like a nice passive agressive doormat

7points

#45

I Was Never Normal

Final score:

51points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Same mat, same

3points

#46

This Doormat At My Friend's Apartment Building

Final score:

50points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

forget what I said, THIS is the geekiest doormat ever.

18points

#47

This Doormat At My Dad's Senior Living

Final score:

47points

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Fred Van Der Zee 3 years ago

"Hello, dead, I am dad.".

18points

#48

Ya'll Have Been Warned

Final score:

47points

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Mollie Mills 3 years ago

Oh I love this so much!

6points

#49

The Dog Is The Doorbell

Final score:

47points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

The security dog wants to know what your business is here.

9points

#50

Tuesday Mood

Final score:

43points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

🎶🎶🎶🎶When the pigs try to get at you...🎶🎶🎶

3points

#51

My Boyfriend Thought My Welcome Mat Says "Adios, Gay" But It's "Hola" When You Arrive And "Adios" When You Leave

Final score:

40points

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Lydia Gichia-Black 3 years ago (edited)

I want one. Found now buying.

6points

#52

Mom's New Doormat And Birthday Present

Final score:

40points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

Lol!! I want this!

3points

#53

Doormat

Final score:

40points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

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#54

Doormat Instructions

Final score:

39points

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#55

You Have Clear Warning

Final score:

39points

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Viktor Feurer 3 years ago

should be a piece of Lego in the center... :D

21points

#56

Blessed Doormat

Final score:

38points

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Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago

Happy little doormat... With a bunch of happy little trees... 😊😊😊

28points

#57

Thank You Doormat, I Thought So Too

Final score:

35points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

I agree!

4points

#58

Custom Doormat

Final score:

35points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

this can be token a very different way

2points

#59

"Hold The Door!" My Neighbor's Doormat

Final score:

34points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Oh, god, I love this one!

6points

#60

Friendly Reminder For A Guest

Final score:

34points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Clear. Short. Efficient.

14points

#61

Who Else Is Acting Brand New When They Move Into A New Crib?

Final score:

34points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Who dis actually???

1point

#62

When You're A Friend Of Mr. Bond

Final score:

33points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

mish moneypenny, a delight ash alwaysh

8points

#63

Seriously

Final score:

31points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Who are you and what are you doing here?

4points

#64

Is This The Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy?

Final score:

31points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

will you let me go?

12points

#65

Cat With Middle Finger Doormat

Final score:

31points

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Lydia Gichia-Black 3 years ago

Fucat

3points

#66

This One’s For My Sister

Final score:

30points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Aren't they all lol.

4points

#67

There's A Lot Of Boys In Our House

Final score:

30points

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Chelle R. 3 years ago

Adorable, all 6! Hope #6 name is Linus! Lol!

9points

#68

Can't Say You Weren't Warned

Final score:

28points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

I need this one

5points

#69

My New Doormat

Final score:

28points

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Lydia Gichia-Black 3 years ago

How cool it would be

4points

#70

I Thought This Doormat Was Pretty Clever

Final score:

27points

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June 3 years ago

That's the localhost IP :) Geeky "home sweet home" (I think a lot of people don't get it)

10points

#71

I Think You Guys Will Enjoy My Doormat

Final score:

27points

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Cupcake168 3 years ago

I’ll be there for you! 🎶

7points

#72

It's Starting To Look A Bit Like Fall Around Here

Final score:

27points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Those gourds make the season so festive.

3points

#73

Welcome To My House. No Stupid People Beyond This Point

Final score:

27points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

But... then, how do you go home ?

20points

#74

Wife And I Made An Elder Scrolls/Skyrim Welcome Mat For The Apartment

Final score:

26points

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Busy_D 3 years ago

This is cool

2points

#75

This Doormat Is Wiser Than Most People At My School

Final score:

26points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

College is the worst years of a life. Loneliness, boredom, loneliness, overwork, loneliness, poor health, loneliness, depression, loneliness, anxiety, money issues, loneliness, no social scene, loneliness... and loneliness too.

6points