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#2

Honest Doormat

Final score:

410points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Those are cute

57points

#3

We Got A New Front Doormat And She’s Happy About It

Final score:

388points

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The Cheshire Cat 3 years ago

Aww look at her smile <3

88points

You could just put a plain old boring doormat by your entrance and call it a day. In fact, you probably did so, and me too. But what if it’s a missed opportunity to get your visitors talking? To bring a smile to the postman’s face? To make the courier’s day? To say something weirdly hilarious without uttering a word?

I mean, if you have to put something out for you and your guests to wipe their shoes on before they enter your home, so why not have some fun with it? And there’s a world bigger than our own full of charming, funny, snarky puns and messages to bring some fun back to your doorstep.

#4

I Found A Doormat For My New Apartment That Looks Just Like My Cat, And That Makes Me Happy

Final score:

378points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

How cute! It’s the same cat.

50points

#5

Delivered A Package This Morning. Think I Nailed It

Final score:

377points

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Linus Nilsson 3 years ago

Where's the package? Shouldn't they have taken a picture of it?

54points

#6

Loving The Doormat So Much

Final score:

371points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Ask not what your dog can do for you, but what you can do for your dog!

72points

Some messages may sound borderline awkward, like “I hope you told us you’re coming over,” “Definitely Not A Trap Door,” and “We Are Probably Pretending Not To Be Home.” Other pun ideas include “As seen in MTV cribs,” “Nice shoes,” and “All Peopled Out.”

Whatever you opt for, think of it as a great way to open the conversation, a perfect place to put a lighthearted pun and try it out! These days when half of the world is spending more time in the comfort of their homes, one should not miss a chance to put a smile on our tired faces.

#7

My Whimsical Wife Got This Doormat For The Front Entrance

Final score:

335points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

Which kind of swallow, an african or an european?

232points

#8

This Doormat Measures The Angle Of The Open Door

Final score:

330points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

Great!

44points

#9

Well, This Doormat Can’t Be Any More Fitting After Lots Of Summer Visiting. I Mean Sometimes I’d Just Like To Sit At Home And Be A Hermit

Final score:

323points

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Friday 3 years ago

I need this

60points

#10

My Friend Got The Best Possible Doormat For Christmas

Final score:

319points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

I want one

45points

#11

Do Not Knock Please

Final score:

312points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

We knock on doors because your phone is always on mute

58points

#12

Came Home To A Surprise New Doormat

Final score:

311points

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N G 3 years ago

How... How big is the dog...?

87points

#13

I've Been Judged By A Floor Mat

Final score:

291points

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Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago

More pretentious than funny for me

109points

#14

My Mother Recently Got Divorced, So Her Sister Got Her This

Final score:

290points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

There's a book called: I Still Miss My Husband, But My Aim Is Getting Better

138points

#15

Not Just A Doormat I Want, A Doormat I Need

Final score:

288points

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James016 3 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes

56points

#16

Sausage Dog Doormat

Final score:

282points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Both the doormat and the dachshund are really cute.

54points

#17

The Doormat Of Truth

Final score:

262points

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JuJu 3 years ago

This could be my Saturday mat

29points

#18

Extremely Informative Mat

Final score:

262points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago (edited)

Very accurate. Spot on even.

102points

#19

A Doormat At The Hat Creek Observatory In Hat Creek

Final score:

256points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

My favourite so far. Needs more Upvotes.

45points

#20

Don't Stop Be Leaving

Final score:

252points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

This is perfect!

43points

#21

Best Doormat Ever - Yoda

Final score:

251points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Take your advice, I will.

83points

#22

Peeking Through Blinds Doormat

Final score:

240points

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Susan Green 3 years ago

Yep! Every...single...time

45points

#23

Any Dog Parent Knows This Is True. My In-Laws, Who Have 6 Rescue Dogs, Were Just Gifted This Doormat Earlier This Week

Final score:

236points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

its a sense

16points

#24

The Most American Doormat

Final score:

234points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

I had a teacher who owned an "F" stamp because he had found out it was more convenient than handwritting it every time... I guess it is the same situation here.

40points

#25

My New Doormat

Final score:

232points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Isn't that the truth?

36points

#26

Aussie Hospitality

Final score:

231points

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Thomas Stead 3 years ago

OI C**T

48points

#27

Simple Rules

Final score:

229points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

The statue dog is rolling his eyes

69points

#28

This Person's Doormat

Final score:

228points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago (edited)

Cat's log, Day 761: My captors are evil. They brought out the ultimate torture device. It is an object that shines a red dot. I lose all control when I see this dot. I never knew the humans could ever master mind control. Yet, here we are. However, there is hope for me. I am working on subsequent world domination. This is even better than peeing in their shoes.

159points