:3 It's the best if you don't have a liquid or a computer heheh

My bigger dog could not care less... the little one always wants to sit on my lap. (sigh)

I was dog-sitting for an officer when I was stationed in Heidelberg and this exact thing happened. We took the dog into town but prior we tried to get her to do her business. She ended up going right in the middle of a street that had heavy pedestrian traffic. Stupid me hadn't brought any bags along (left them in the car) and had to stand there with the dog and a big steaming pile of poo while people walked by giving me all kinds of looks. Some scowled, some laughed at me. My friend took her sweet time getting back to me with a bag.

My dog farts in her sleep and as soon as she realizes that she's farted, she runs away from it

I have 3 dogs.. this is my daily life only 3 times more invasive

Started from the bottom, now we're here.

They are "recharging with solar energy" lol

I was at the veterinarian office last week. The gal came out and called for "Cookie". THREE people stood up with their dogs.... it was HILARIOUS

love the smile on the dog face

Yep, three Danes used to hold us hostage on our couches or beds, loved it so much. Miss them so much more :(

Sounds like my morning workout. Sit-up (hit snooze) Push up (the blanket over my head)

Yes, I'm pretty sure big dogs think they are dainty

Sometimes there isn't enough room in my full sized mattress for me and a 10lb dog.... I just don't understand how it happens

There's some space left on the floor

laugh so hard at this one!

Kitchen doorways are a particularly comfortable spot.

Bwahahhaha

So you can get some sleep silly.

Got the terrier stance down pat!

"OMG YESSSSSS HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!"

You WILL love me and love me NOW!!!

Hell, all I have to do is get socks!

Similar to the black, wet nose appearing between your legs when sitting on the dining table.

also happen in relationship

Good piece of advice. Always great your loved one with as much excitement as your pet ❤

everyday my life like this

or they go oh no almost dry better help by putting it everywhere

A husky is like the same, mine loves every human, but is afraid of some dogs x)

I have yet to see a dog with an empty bladder.

Love the face of the splotchy dog on the back of the sofa!

Also, they hardly understand how they grow. It is hillarious when you return with a puppy after a month or so to a place where he fit underneath a bench, into a hole etc. The surprise, well the incomprehensibility, when it does not fit anymore is priceless.

Hang on - our dogs don't stop! They keep on yanking things out of the bags in their search for any treats! Which would be great if we could train them to put it all away in the fridge!

Oh yes. The mighty terrier!

see my dog do that all the time

Whudda mean by

My little black terrier won't go out if it rains. We live in England...

eh...goals are too optimistic anyways..

In the 3rd pic i want to hope thats her boyfriend...

Mine lays half in half out and rotates when necessary.

"No Sheila, we're not."

true

Master manipulators they are.

My black dog in bed. He lies between me and my husband and shoves with all his sharp diggy little paws! Ow!

No complaints here

Lol so true..i have a huge dog that "hides" under the bed when she's done something bad..her entire butt in hanging out from under the bed and i just laugh and say "you know i can SEE you."then i laugh and say "come out Roo, you're not froubles."(that's doggie speak for in trouble)

This is so my dog. Every time He doesn't have my undivided attention he comes with his paw and wants to be scratched on his belly.

My dog has slobby issues....so wipes lots...so gross... I love him, so we have little face towels just for him and we give him a wipe...now he comes to us for wipies...

That last one should be a cat.

Genuine LOL....

Smart dog!

Makes me feel fiiiiiine

Episode 2: the still white dog and the greyish overcoat.

My dog will actually stand under the umbrella with me so he doesn't get wet.

Both my dog and cat are terrified of our hoover but the cat especially. Once she was so scared she scratched me all down my chest when I was trying to carry her past it. Now I always make sure to put her in another room before I start.

Hilarious! Their faces.

Awe poor pugs. But I laugh at them too

Our first little Patterdale terrier chewed up my wage cheque from a new job and a wedding photo! Our Wire Fox Terrier takes the dishes and cutlery OUT of the dishwasher and puts them on the floor.

Haha! He plumps the pillows!