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It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?

Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.

Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.

(h/t: cheezburger)

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Sheryl The Poodle

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Enomfon Asuquo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia

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Phil The Bulldog

Phil The Bulldog

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Trevor The Brussels Griffon

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he was once a lumbersexual, he certainly let himself go to seed. ;O

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Sharon The Chihuahua

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Enomfon Asuquo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde

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Brock The Golden Retriever

Brock The Golden Retriever

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Brooke The Pekingese

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Barbara The Pug

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Greg The Chihuahua

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Hank The Griffon

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Jilltdcatlady
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.

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Keri The Whippet

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Beth The Mutt

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Liz The Shiba

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Monty Is Fiennes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.

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Gerrard The Hound

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Taryn Wallace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"

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Funny Dog Bios

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earringnut
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A "Carefully Optimistic" lady she is. My kind of girl, who refuses to give up on herself. 👍

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Funny Dog Bios

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is definitely hard to swallow. Retrievers are always so positive and when they are serious, like now, they are always wanting to help. This has gotta be "Fake News". 😱

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Funny Dog Bios

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logical fallacy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.

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Funny Dog Bios

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Jilltdcatlady
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.

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Bway_Gonnabe11
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge

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Andrew Gibb
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

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