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If you like Disney (and let's face it, who doesn't?) then you'll love this selection of our favorite Disney Tumblr posts. From Peter Pan and Aladdin to Pocahontas and Sleeping Beauty, the list, compiled by Bored Panda, covers many of your favorite films from the House of Mouse. From funny observations about Aladdin's ever-changing skin-color, to Peter Pan puns that are so bad they're good, you're sure to raise a smile or two as you scroll through the collection below. Which one do you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

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Paul Chou
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Dead Sea joke sounds even better in French because "sea" (mer) and "mother" (mère) sound the same. "La Mer Morte"

Starry C.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Was their mother the Dead Sea?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is incredible.

Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that the seven daughters = seven seas parallel is likely, but the specific seas? No. When did the daughters beside Ariel get noticeably different personalities? How did someone even know who was the oldest? What is this LORE?

Taylor Yingling
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i was thinking, what r they looking at. they have bikinis on, so it looks like bras, and they are looking at a huge d**k or something

Nida Siddiqui
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seven seas? There are seven oceans. And the names mentioned here are not even their(the oceans) names.

Klara Broden
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would have been so much nicer if they had different looks depending on some of the people living around each sea. I mean, Triton is just the dad and if sailor has one in each harbour, the literal god of the ocean can have one in every sea?

Joe Dad
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why the cuss word? There was no need for that... potty mouth... downvoted just for that.

Katie Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was my all time favorite movie as a kid. I never considered it but whoa

Susanna Vesna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*****g hell! And the last comment about the Dead Sea! Ahahhahhaa

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#8

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this so far down on the list? I actually snorted when I read this one!

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#11

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Smoofy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AND HE ONLY REMOVES HIS GLOVES ONE TIME! WHEN HE POURS WATER ON ANNA'S LIFESAVING FIRE WHILE TELLING HER HE ONLY WANTED HER FOR HER KINGDOM!!!!!

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#16

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why Elsa gave me a happy medium... I can just be the disapproving big sister.

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#20

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AcousticGString
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes my inner 6 year old feel uncomfortable, but the lesbian in me is okay with it, so I have the weirdest lady wood right now

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#30

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Sweep the Leg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watching pretty much anything now as an adult. I worry for the teenager's safety, health, decisions, and appropriate attire. What happened to me...

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#33

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Samantha
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone ever find it strange that Mrs. Potts is like 80? and Chip is her young CHILD?

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#37

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not believing this... When you work with the public, especially at Disney level, you have to deeply suppress the urge to swear. I doubt Snow White said "oh f**k" out of surprise.

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#39

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I'm glad they added save China, before that is was completely unrelatable

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#40

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maryhadalittlelamb
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i never heard of "hua ping" with the meaning of homosexual man. it is slang for "girls who are pretty but dumb"

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#44

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Lazy Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, let's just be glad Taka/Scar didn't go to school with pretty much anyone who understood Swahili, or had google translate

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#49

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Fake Name
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm doing the play and legit the translation is "Here is a lion, Oh yes its a lion" and then its RUN THE LION WILL EAT US. Like they are worshiping him one second and then they just scream AHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, oh wait he's our king we love him

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#56

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L Venn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And Poseidon fathered Pegasus with Medusa, so technically Hercules and Pegasus are half-brothers.

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#57

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Lara Harris
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not a brothel it's a harem and he shouldn't be in there thats why they dont like him.

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#58

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should have decided he didn't want metal nails before they started building... jerk face

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#59

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Samantha
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In her defense, Tarzan didn't even know what a book was before Jane. Beast was a prince at some point and therefore had a very good education.

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#60

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Kira Leseman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought it was kinda like when you put something on a cat and it freezes and falls over. I put some headphones on my cat once and she lost all her balance and just laid there, purring up a storm. Cats and stitch might share the same characteristic. I love experiment 626.

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#65

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh wow! That my social life in my twenties wrapped up in one little post.

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#67

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Bezza Adugna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. Part: basically everyone else in my life - 2. Part: what I'm thinking about basically everyone who is Part 1

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#71

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Silent Skeleton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want to see just how much all pixar movies are linked, look up "the pixar theory"

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#73

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Koko Sempai
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have done this 30 times with my little sister and I paused it so perfectly LMAO

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#76

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Skunk Drunk
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember when my old teacher played that movie for my 2nd grade class and everyone just went silent...

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#78

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Angie Chan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am an air traffic controller. One day we had this conversation with an aircraft with the callsign FROZEN... Controller: "When you have a moment, I have a question for you." Pilot: "No! I do NOT want to build a snowman!!" Controller: "...I was just going to ask if you wanted an opposite direction departure off runway 35R..." Pilot: "Oh...yes, I would like that runway please."

#80

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Lazy Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does dippy dawg sound like a name for corn dogs? Like "Mom can we get dippy dawgs?" See it sounds like the perfect company name, because with that handy stick, dipping is quick. Oh, that was a rhyme.

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#85

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Cindy Kruth
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! On my confirmation the priest spent half an hour talking about how musfasa was like God speaking to Jesus 😂

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#93

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Kayla Miraglia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See that's something that losses me off about the second movie. In the second movie, she struggles to balance books on her head, so it shows that those directors completely disregarded that she could walk UP STAIRS with a tea set on her head!NOT EVEN A DROP SPILLED!!!!!

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#94

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