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For most of us, Disney movies are nostalgic, reminding us of our childhoods and the cozy afternoons we spent surrounded by our loved ones. As we grow up, our perspective changes and we reevaluate some of the things in our lives. However, we usually don’t realize that we’ve got our rose-colored glasses on when it comes to the things that make up the foundations of our childhood.
To give you a new perspective about Disney movies, Bored Panda has collected the most unexpected and unusual insights that people have had about the films, probably while thinking about them while in the shower. So scroll down, upvote the shower thoughts that left an impression on you, and be sure to share with your friends. And let us know in the comments if you’ve had any peculiar or intriguing insights into Disney movies as well.
When you’re all good and done with this list, have a look through our previous posts about the most awesome things Disney employees have ever done, how Disney characters would look if they lived in the modern world, as well as Disney comics that might just ruin your childhood.
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#1
George Digamma 6 years ago
Imagine the depiction of the human race in an alien school book, based on his cartoons.
Placebo Domingo 6 years ago
Archaelogists have already done that in Uppåkra, Sweden Uppakramus...5aa893.jpg 
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 6 years ago
I laughed way harder than I should have at your comment. Iron Age Mickey is kind of growing on me.
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BiColi Erasmus 6 years ago
Imagine the baffle when they find Disney artifacts around the world. They'll interpret it as being the biggest religion of the 20th and 21st century. Propaganda material in nearly every home. boringsloth.com will run winkbait articles called "Ancient civilization dressed their little girls like princesses to appease mouse god." Neo-neopagans will have shrines dedicated to the goddess Minnie. Megachurches will preach about Walt Disney's resurrection from cryogenics and how Stan Lee was cast from heaven to rule Marvel... And now it is time for me to get out of the shower.
Dianna Siever 6 years ago
I often think about this when I see the McDonald's arches. Golden "M" worshiping fools that we are.
Ben Steinberg 6 years ago
If you really want to confuse the archaeologists, imagine them, in the far future, digging up an archaeology museum...
Miss Cris 6 years ago
maybe not for us, but some civilation might found our restes when digging this planet
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Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago
If they don't dig up the explanation sign, they they will be baffled wth is that alien.
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Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago
No, because she felt ill as soon as she bit into the apple. She would know something wasn't right with it.
D. Pitbull 6 years ago
You've definitely got a point - I haven't seen the movie in a while... does she actually suffer/feel ill or does she just pass out and faint within a half-second of biting it? Because, actually even if you felt ill for a SMALL amount of time before losing consciousness - still fits.
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Nathalie Langevin 6 years ago
One must know that Disney didn't create stories. He picked them from Grimms brother, Charles Perrault and others. The original stories were hardly appropriate for kids. They were cruel, violent and very crude.
D. Pitbull 6 years ago
This is... frighteningly true. As Mr. P.K. Johnson states below - yes, it would be weird if she felt sick/ill once she took a bite.... HOWEVER... think of this as yourself. You get an offer from a... uhh... WELL known doctor/genius. You are skeptical... and s/he says: "Now it'll make you feel a bit ill... but patience. A slight queasiness, and a deep sleep, but when you wake up - it will ALL be great" - and that is *exactly what happened*
Master Markus 6 years ago
I feel like "random old lady" doesn't equal whatever you're trying to imply by "well-known doctor or genius".
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Marty BlackEagle-Carl 6 years ago
oooo yeah, freaky.... poor girl... sleeping beauty went thru a similar ordeal.
Among the slightly disturbing shower thoughts is the theory that because no human beings are shown on the Lion King, the film could be set during any era, like a future where humanity has gone extinct and had to become ruthless and cold-blooded cyborgs to survive. Which is both cool and terrifying at the same time.
Another insight is about how Beauty and the Beast would have to go on a monstrous shopping spree after everyone’s turned back into people (let’s just hope they get a discount at IKEA). Or how about the fact that ‘true love’s kiss’ probably means… well, you know... something that leads to princes and princesses being born 9 months later and new Disney movies being made 18 years after that.
#4
George Digamma 6 years ago (edited)
Plus, Queen is not evil per se. Her country is thriving, there is no war and people do not riot against her. She just wants to eliminate the competition to the throne. Something common in middle ages Europe, where the story is, fictionaly, placed.
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
It's my partner's go-to costume for a reason...
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Jackie Rowles 6 years ago
I think she wanted more power than beauty. Evil queens are funny that way.
Miss D 6 years ago
She would be so much prettier if she did something with her hair instead of hiding it under that stern black cap...
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
Not necessarily --- it's much easier to make you up looking worse/dumb than looking better (look around you!!), so it's not necessarily technically feasible to perceptibly overtake someone near perfection.
Waleed Abdul Latif 6 years ago
wellll...... that's the point, ' she can turn herself into someone more beautiful than snow white", but she wants to be in all actuality more beautiful than snow white without having to turn herself or use any magic.
#5
Bunzilla 6 years ago
Okay, am I the only one who has thought about the fact that - it looks like pretty much all the furniture and dishes in the castle were replaced with transformed humans, right? Or at least a good portion of them. What about that horrible collection of broken furniture in the West Wing? Given the Beast's horrible temper... isn't it actually a collection of dead bodies? It would explain why they're all so afraid of him when he gets angry...
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
But he had furniture before the curse. They just need to go up to the attic.
glowworm2 6 years ago
Surely there was some uncursed furniture in the castle? Were the broken furniture in the West Wing people too? Did the Beast take out his anger on cursed servants?
Something 6 years ago
The broken furniture in the West Wing is the original castle furniture. He had no unbroken non-human furniture left by the time Belle arrived.
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glowworm2 6 years ago
No, but there is a Christmas special midquel that some of us don't like to talk about where Tim curry voices an evil pipe organ.
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There are a lot of dark Disney movie theories floating about the internet. They’re interesting, however, they might ruin your favorite films, so read on at your own peril. Digital Spy writes how one fan theory (one that many of you may have already heard before) is that ‘Aladdin’ takes place in a post-apocalyptic future. All because Genie referred to 3rd-century fashion and mentioned that he’d been stuck in his lamp for 10,000 years. If so, what exactly happened to humanity for everything to change so much?
#7
Nathalie Langevin 6 years ago
The orignial story was part of "les contes des milles et unes nuits" (stories for 1001 nights). 1001 stories of moral values were created and told by Shehérazade to avoid being killed by the Sultan. Needless to say, there was no magic carpet or monkey friend in the original...
#8
Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
To be fair, he didn't ride around town looking for her, the Duke did. Fool should have gone himself if he really wanted her.
Miss Cris 6 years ago
The prince remember her, but he gave to his friend the duke an opportunity to visit all the girls in the kingdom in order to meet someone, too. *twist plot: the duke was gay.*
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Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
I was wondering about it too. He was enchanted by her, danced with her all evening, yet he couldn't really remember her face next day?
Niffler_13 6 years ago
She had a spell cast upon her to make her unrecognizable. Even her stepmother and stepsister didn't know who she was at the Ball.
Brittany Honaker 2 years ago (edited)
Because the shoes weren’t made from something like how the pumpkin was her carriage the fairy godmother made them new so in case if she lost one they wouldn’t disappear and the reason nobody couldn’t fit in the shoe was because it was only made for Cinderella to fit her so that way the prince could find her and have a happy life which is how the fairy godmother helped her
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glowworm2 6 years ago
Someone made their own adorable version in which the prince is actually blind, but knows from the touch of her foot (the glass slippers were hurting her feet, so the prince gently massaged them for her) that it is small and narrow, which is how he is able to eventually find her again.
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
I think it's more a question of social standing: The prince cannot be sent around the whole kingdom to knock on every hovel's door; plus groupies would crowd around for selfies etc, total mess. So some underling HAD to be sent round. Now, how his entire security detail can have been so unobservant is the real mystery.
#9
Lynda Momalo 6 years ago
Actually, in the original story he repeatedly rapes her and she later gives birth to twins (while still asleep) She wakes up when one of the babies sucks an enchanted splinter out of her finger. The prince goes back to rape her again and, though surprised to see her awake (and a mother), they fall in love. His wife objects (unsurprisingly) so (psychotically) orders the palace cook to kill and make a pie out of the children, which she serves to her husband. (Spoilers: the cook didn't kill the kids.) Yeah, the original story is pretty dark. https://www.mirror.co.uk/film/origins-disneys-best-loved-characters-13891813
glowworm2 6 years ago
That's actually a variant of Sleeping Beauty called "Sun Moon and Talia."
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Niffler_13 6 years ago
Snow White and Sleeping Beauty are two totally different tales.
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Sean Harrison 6 years ago
Except she wasn't dead, she was just unconscious (still creepy though.).
Jon S. 6 years ago (edited)
Oh its so much worse what the Price gets up to in the original version! EDIT: Wrong fairy tale, ignore me!
glowworm2 6 years ago
There is mention though in the story that Snow White was 7 years old when the Queen first learned that she was the fairest of them all. We don't know for certain how much time Snow White had spent with the dwarfs either, so for all we know, the prince fell in love with, and married a 7 year old.
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An Opinion 6 years ago
Tangent....half of the "love songs" written during the 70's & 80's are about an older guy chasing a much younger (jail bait) girl.
Another fan theory is that Carl from ‘Up’ (a film that was released by Disney, even if it was produced by Pixar) may have been dead all along, while the kid named Russel is supposedly an angel trying to earn its wings. A third theory is that Anna and Elsa’s parents from ‘Frozen’ weren’t lost at sea, but ended up stuck in the jungle, the mother eventually giving birth to a boy whom we grew to know as Tarzan. Do you think such fan theories have any merit to them? What do you think about the unexpected insights into Disney films? What’s your favorite Disney movie moment? Share your thoughts in the comments.
#10
A B C 6 years ago
With all these Karen and Kevin parents, I'm really wondering how there Are not more kids going ice-witch nowadays
Mommyofboth 6 years ago
Hah! My grandmother did that. She married my grandfather to escape her mother. He was in the marines and called out. My great grandmother didn't know she was married until three months after.
I love cats 5 years ago
Instead of helping Elsa and telling people about so they aren’t scared they lock her up great parenting am I right
Alexa Westerdale 6 years ago
Don't give my mom ideas, the story is ovi saying that if you keep your kids locked up they won't know anything about boys and they'll fall for the wrong person, duh. Don't keep my locked up 24/7 I NEED to SOCIALIZE!!! 😂
#11
Elsker 6 years ago
Worked like a charm:D And thanks, now the song is stuck in my head for the rest of the day
Nerdiqueen 6 years ago
try being part of the school musical when the director chose that :) stuck in my head all last year sister
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Piou 6 years ago
Other questions: - how can a lion grow healthy eating only insects? - isn't it a form of dictatorship to have one king without opposition (no other predators) and banning the only ones daring to show resistance (the hyena)? - the king and his harem is eating their subjects. Why do they don't seem to care and are even happy to see the future king? - Mufasa is the only male with Scar. What are Simba and Nala to each other then?
Master Markus 6 years ago
Simba and Nala are totally siblings or cousins. No doubt.
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Living_Shadow 6 years ago
Also fun fact: The Lion King is a copy of a Japanese show called Kimba the White Lion. Disney asked for permission to re-make it, got refused, and came out with the Lion King.
Master Markus 6 years ago
I wouldn't call it a "copy" since the story is way different, but it definitely retains the influence and some visual elements.
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Master Markus 6 years ago
What? 1. To what end? Who was "making" someone eat bugs, or are you implying that they needed exterminators? 2. What did THEY eat? Especially given that Timon, as a meerkat, would be an insectivore.
Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
There is no way he grew so big and strong on just insects. Lions need meat. I need to know more how Timon and Pumba raised him.
Monika Soffronow 6 years ago
Emma Bryce: Should we eat bugs? | TED Talk - TED.com https://www.ted.com › talks › emma_bryce_should_we_eat_bugs
#12
Mihran Hovnanian 6 years ago
A lot of English nobles moved to france in mid-19th century (that’s why the main road in Cannes is “Promenade des Anglais”)
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
Even if this were true, the staff would be very much local. And in 1880, ONLY an estimated 20% of French people spoke French ---- the rest: Breton, Basque, Occitan, Provencal, Catalan, Ligurian, ... the list is endless.
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George Digamma 6 years ago (edited)
The Prince had no accent as well. Maybe his family migrated in France along with their servants.
Rock Hardwunne 6 years ago
Disney was afraid censors would give an R rating if they kept the melted wax on the nipples scene, so it was cut
Nadia Himmelwright 6 years ago
bruh fr tho, ive thought abt that so many times and i thought i was the only one that noticed this. also clogsworth has a little british accent which makes absolutely no sense if you think abt it.
Being_Cori 6 years ago
not all French people speak English in that particular accent - their English impeccable
#13
Living_Shadow 6 years ago
I wonder how long it look for her to learn how to deal with periods and s**t
Natasha Forchione 6 years ago
I never liked her, she left her species , gave away her voice and did anything she could to be with someone she barely knew. i think she was pretty selfish and a bit psycho
D. Pitbull 6 years ago
I like the unintentional near-pun in the title of this... "Merde" in french is... uhm... well. c**p.
#14
Guglielmo Marconi 6 years ago
And the mother wouldn't have said a different date!
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Well actually, it may still have. It wasn't just for the lights that Rapunzel went out. She wanted to experience other things.
Brittany Honaker 2 years ago
This is why mother gothel never truly loved rapunzel if she did she would probably let her play outside for a few minutes and whenever the lanterns came she would probably let her look at them outside although one nice thing she did do for her she was willing to go on a three day trip to get some new paint so rapunzel would stop wanting to see the lanterns and made her favorite soup on special occasions
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
MOTHER GOTHEL WAS RIDICULOUSLY STUPID. Rapunzel had no contact with anyone else whatsoever. If she didn't manage to brainwash Rapunzel in eighteen years, that's an incredible feat of idiocy.
Alyeck Melendez Seda 6 years ago
If the mother told Rapunzel from the beginning that the lights were lit up balloons then maybe she would have made a different adventure.
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
You're saying there's 364 potential "Rapunzel" versions*, only one of which got made as the others don't have a functioning storyline? Yes, that's obviously true, what's your point? (* plus 365 with leap year shenanigans, only one of which would work)
Tara 6 years ago
Well, she “escapes” because she wants to see the lanterns the kingdom releases every year on her birthday, right? I still think she would have left to see them even if they weren’t on her birthday, because it would be a beautiful thing for her to see. It might have been a different story if the kingdom didn’t celebrate the princess’s birthday. I assume I’m just in an overthinking loop...
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Rani Johnson 6 years ago
No one thought to teach her how to read + write in a human language.
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David Martin 6 years ago
And remember, little girls; Ariel says, "If you want to find love, just shut up, look pretty, and surgically alter your body to meet his idea of physical beauty"
Madeline Morgan 6 years ago
She signed a contract with Ursula though...so shouldn't she have been able to write? Source: https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/ls136a.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C452&ssl=1
Nyah Richardson 4 years ago
true, so true, but she could've writen it down... sign language... if she knew what it was...
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
All of you who are callin Thomas brennan out- YES, Ariel can both read and write, since she signed her name to ursula's contract.
#16
BiColi Erasmus 6 years ago
Evil queens are the princesses who didn't get saved. Which plays into the patriarchal idea that independent women who don't need a man to save them, should essentially be portrayed as being evil.
Stille20 6 years ago
So true... If no one does it for you, you learn and you become strong on your own. I'd rather be a witch than a helpless princess like snow white or sleeping beauty.
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Elsa is not evil nor was her mother. But I will grant you they both need serious therapy.
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
Keep in mind, Elsa is this generation's princess. We don't see stereotypical black crows anymore. Different times-These princesses/moms.
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Monday 6 years ago
How do you know? We never got to see what her mother had been up to those 18 years she was missing. She could have been bathing in the blood of children for all we know.
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Niffler_13 6 years ago
Most of the Evil Queens, aren't the biological mothers of the Disney Princesses....
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Dianna Siever 6 years ago
In the original story, the step sisters hacked off their own toes and heels to try and fit into those slippers. There's a lot messed up about this story, both the Disney version and it's predecessor.
Mommyofboth 6 years ago
I wrote a whole report on the Grimm's story version. I remember the birds pecking out the step sisters' eyes.
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
There was magic involved. The slipper was enchanted. So even if you had the exact same shoe size as Cinderella, the shoe would not fit you. That's my spin anyway.
Nathalie Langevin 6 years ago
In the original story, the slipper is not made of glass. The slipper was made of "vair" wich was fur. Through the year, it was mispelled "verre", witch translates to glass.
MissyTheUniverse 6 years ago
Maybe a silly question, don't know if it was ever addressed, but why did the slipper not disappear?
#18
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
They had chamber pots which is an even worse thing to be.
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glowworm2 6 years ago
In the live action version, there's actually a deleted sequence where Le Fou is chatting with a very disheveled and distraught looking gentleman who had been transformed into a chamber pot at the castle. There was even another earlier deleted scene where during the fight sequence at the castle, Le Fou encounters a snarling chamber pot and promptly runs for his life.
Brittany Honaker 2 years ago
Well remember the items that didn’t sing and dance like the silverware we’re probably just regular objects not all of the objects talked but we’re enchanted to do so
#19
Bracha Friedman 6 years ago
You have to find Maic for yourself, Magic cant be just "Handed to You"!!
#20
Brivid 6 years ago
Not to mention the rat's nest her hair would have actually been. Dirt, leaves, tangles. She might have even had moths living in there like sloths do.
Reni W. 6 years ago
well she does brush and brush, and brush and brush her hair
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
I bet she used "Head & Shouldres & Furniture & Floors & Other People"
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
It's Magic people. Just like Cinderella's slipper only fittiing her...magic.
Rinpai 6 years ago
Not really. She had crazy small feet. Like infant small.
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Holosexual 6 years ago
I thought it said long and at first and I was so confused. I need me some sleep
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED THAT. When I was four, I even tried to test it out... nedless to say, there were plenty of ice packs involved.
Matt Parker 6 years ago
HISHE (hownitbshould have ended) did a really funny one about that very thing. Youtube it. Its hilarious.
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Lynda Momalo 6 years ago
Not if global warming had killed almost everyone on the planet -- and the animals ate the rest.
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YsaPur 6 years ago
Sadly, it seems lions will not outlive humanity. So it is not set in the future.
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
I was just getting ready to post something similar. It's so true.
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Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
But then there are all those references Timon makes and in Lion King II he mentions a beeper.
Jerrod Savage 6 years ago
It takes place at some point in or after 1963, since Zazu sings "It's a Small World After All", which was written that year.
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A B C 6 years ago
It's sad, right? I loved Mickey Mouse as a kid, except for his ever-too-high pitched voice
Cindy Crowell 6 years ago
Mickey Mouse has NEVER had his own major motion picture. If you're thinking "Fantasia", he was only in the Sorcerer's Apprentice portion, which was only one segment of the whole movie.
Master Markus 6 years ago
Exactly! He's a short animation character who later moved into TV.
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Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
He's doesn't have too, he's making cheese from everyone else making movies. Truly a self made mouse.
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Speaking from experience, she would not have been able to save China or her back.
pusheen buttercup 6 years ago
There is such a thing as breast binding and thick armor? But also she could have cut them off- gruesome but I heard stories
David Martin 6 years ago
All of Mulan was unnecessary. She went to war so her father wouldn't die in combat. She was so poor at training, they rejected her and told her to go home. Her father would have also been sent home from training and ever seen actual fighting
Brittany Honaker 2 years ago
They didn’t reject her for poor training they rejected her because she was a woman and there was a law saying if women tried to fight in war they would be killed like Joan of Arc and Shang decided killing her wasn’t worth it since because she saved his life so he gave her a chance to go home and never mention what she did
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Lenka Smetanová 6 years ago
lucky that she was Chinese :D :D :D yeah, old and stupid joke about asian size :D
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Rissie 6 years ago
Nah, he could've acted like a modern ruler and abdicate to live the remainder of his life in peace.
Zoila Flores Pena 5 years ago
What about mating? I bet he CAN wait for that.
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Cathy Gaines 6 years ago (edited)
The Lion King is a wildly accurate portrayal of Lions in the wild. There is only one adult male per pride. When he becomes too weak to defend his position others fight to take over. The challenging males could in fact be his brother, nephew, or son. Some credit is due to Scar for merely scaring off Simba because lions in the wild kill any offspring when they take over a new pride to ensure their genetic dominance.
Nyah Richardson 4 years ago
still... just yikes.... Simba is pretty dark... maybe he was faking it when he was sad his dad died
#25
nanashi 6 years ago
it was originated from a folk story, and not one entirely made for kids solely. even so, the concept of censoring certain themes from children is only a recent trend.
Miklós Nagy 6 years ago (edited)
If you read C.G. Jung you know the original story was a fable teaching little girls not starting incestual relationship with their fathers.
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1. It's not b********y. He's not another animal. He's a human who has an animal-like form, but he can still understand and consent and all that. "B********y" isn't considered a problem because of physical differences so much as mental ones. 2. IT'S NOT STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. Watch Lindsay Ellis' video on this issue, she explains it better than I can, but any sympathy for a captor doesn't immediately equal Stockholm Syndrome. 3. Slave labour? What, the servants? They're stuck in the castle, but presumably when they were human they got paid. They don't have many options right now and nobody objects to taking care of the prince.
elfin 6 years ago
The earliest version I know of "Beauty and the Beast" is "Cupid and Psyche," which was written in the second century AD. The main theme of the story is the union of carnal love with spiritual love. Cupid was not a tot with a bow and arrow. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupid_and_Psyche
Piou 6 years ago
If you analyse most of tales for children, you wouldn't think it is made for them!
Miss Cris 6 years ago
But they are. Here, for example, girls are taught to marry an old ugly man choosen by her fathers. That even if they don't like him at first, they'll get in love with him.
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Anna Salord 6 years ago
My mum used to say "watch the movie, but remember, you can't change a beast into a prince, doesnt matter how hard you try. The same with people". Still following her advice (my dad was a "beast", and my mum had to learn she couldn't change him).
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
"For you, special price!" We've all been there.
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Nyah Richardson 4 years ago
well... the merchant would be depressed if they refused after the story...
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
The merchant is actually... the GENIE!!! Confirmed theory!
Lana Jig-maker 6 years ago
It was the Genie telling us the story, I thought. Wasn't that told later on?
Monika Soffronow 6 years ago
Oh boy! They've done well, too! How many of us haven't bought Aladdin's lamp souvenirs?
Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago
It just struck me that Aladdin has squint eyes. And he is so NOT handsome :f
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Lukyan Terdal 6 years ago
I like that this comment currently has more upvotes than the actual post
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Daria B 6 years ago
Ahahah! "Pinoccio" sounds pretty much like a dialect. ♥
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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 6 years ago
This one constantly terrified me as a child. The whole turning into donkeys thing..... being eaten by a whale, well, basically the whole thing. TRAUMATISING. Probably wouldn't let my kids watch it till they were older!!!
Rosie Hamilton 6 years ago
Bambi!! His mother being shot!! Not sure I'll ever be over that one! 😭
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Herb Eaversmells 6 years ago
What would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow now". If he told the truth about it growing, it wouldn't. But if he lied, his nose would grown proving his statement true, and therefore no nose growth.
Carrie de Luka 6 years ago
It would still grow for each lie. It wouldn't work like an on-off switch. That's my opinion anyway!!!
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Isle_of_stressed_pilots 6 years ago
Also if Pinocchio said "my nose will now grow" It would be a paradox. If his nose grows like he said it would, he would be telling the truth, so it wouldn't have grown. If his nose didn't grow, he would technically be lying, thus making it grow
Jason M 6 years ago
...Then suddenly, in front of me. A hole ripped in reality. I guess the lesson's plain to see; Don't mess with string theory!
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Diana Eriksson 6 years ago
But he understood when the crab (sebastian?) told him her name was Ariel
Devin Robinson 6 years ago (edited)
i thought her name was spelled Ariel?? Aerial is some kind of term for something happening in the air?? not her name??
Randomcthulu 6 years ago
Half of these have typos, just try to ignore it as best you can
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Daria B 6 years ago
Well, in HISHE she's indeed introduced to Charles Xavior's school for the gifted.
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J. Zingler 6 years ago
Actually we had this at university, law studies, witnesses. People that really belive a lie or do not know they are telling a lie are not detected even by machines...
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
"Trump is the best president US has ha..." nose impales Neptune.
Anders Nielsen 6 years ago
Then he should test the Pinocchio paradox, "My nose grows now" causes Pinocchio's nose to grow if and only if it does not grow.
Great Panda Mamu 6 years ago
Studio C (the guys who made Scott Sterling) did a sketch with this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlbHbR_avUo Actually, they've done lots of hilarious Disney-inspired sketches.
Cora Fields 6 years ago
Hypotheses guesses that are based on what we believe is true not what is correct. There is no lying in science unless you’re deliberately doing it.
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TrashPandaru 6 years ago
Also, if he thinks he's really a space ranger, why does he drop to the floor along with the other toys when Andy enters the room?
Sunniva Jønsson 6 years ago
Maybe He is not i control of choosing? Like He just turnes into a toy everytime a human sees him? Idk
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Unicornstar 6 years ago
Also Neptune was the brother of Zeus. Zeus was Hercules' father. Neptune was Aries's father. So Hercules and Ariel were cousins.
Iris Schwarz 6 years ago
Her father is Triton not Neptune/Poseidon. So great cousins
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Her dad tried to stop her. She basically ran away to do what she wanted.
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
What's the phrase: "I'm 16 years old, I'm not a child!!"
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Paz Pino 6 years ago
In the original story, when Ariel signs the contract, she not only loses her voice but her new feet cause her excruciating pain - like walking on shards of glass. In the end, she also loses the prince to another woman and she then kills herself (instead of killing him as witch suggests).
Rani Johnson 6 years ago
Triton is not Neptune/ Poseidon. Maybe distant relatives. Also again, given the times, child brides were 100% legal and commonplace.
WhatEvenIsLife 6 years ago
I mean... who in the audience looked at that scene and thought "that is a totally legitimate, legally binding contract"? It was a deal with a sea witch. It wasn't like Ursula was going to take Ariel to court if she breached it. And Triton wouldn't have let her sign it if he knew it was happening, so...
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Lenka Smetanová 6 years ago
well actually... they turned into the existed furniture in the castle, so when the curse was broken the furniture can just retunn on their place
Bored Moogle 6 years ago
Yeah, they likely just got fused with the furniture.
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John Louis 6 years ago
A house with 101 Dalmatians would fill up with Dog excrement pretty quickly. No doubt the neighbors would have complained and they would soon be visited by the police, animal control and the department of social services.
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
While we don't see it, Roger suggests at the end of the movie that they move out to the country, to what he calls a "Dalmatian Plantation". So they probably weren't all together in the house for very long, and they may have dealt with the faeces in some way that definitely wouldn't have appeared in a kid's movie while they were in the process of relocating.
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jknbt jknbt 6 years ago
hey parents, you need to be careful when you show these disney cartoons to your four and five year old kids. That is when the life script is set in concrete in the subconscious. If they buy in to these old fables or new fables personally as they apply to themselves, for better or worse, they have unknowingly planned out their life script. This can be devastating (read JKNBTJKNBT comments below)... So beware!
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
Guys... is just a post about things u don't usually think or realize about Disney movies, don't turn it into a debate, chill a little...
jknbt jknbt 6 years ago (edited)
if a little girl buys into the Snow White story & makes it her life script, she will be a psychotic adult. 1) there are not trolls out there who's job is to give you free room and board and provide for you through the diamond mine they own. If you expect your husband to provide for you like this as one of your servants, you will be completely unhappy & disappointed. Your husband to be is not your troll who owns a diamond mine and is there to provide the luxuries a diamond mine will buy for you... 2) your husband to be is not prince charming. He is a regular guy with flaws, problems, and needs of his own. If you demand, insist, and require that he be prince charming or rhett butler, or some other dream man who is obsessively in love with you, you will be disappointed to the point of divorce. Don't set yourself up for a fall, girls!... 3) You will have to overcome the burden of your disfunctional home and upbringing. No childhood is flawless and perfect, including yours.
jknbt jknbt 6 years ago (edited)
hey Jeffie... this is basic psychology with precedents that go back to Freud... nothing new to see here except for people like you... do some research online about life scripts set down in a four y.o. brain... if you understand what is going on here, it will explain much of the behaviour of the people you have to deal with (and yourself, by the way)... then you realize that you are dealing with children in adult bodies living out the life script they planned for themselves when they were four years old. All major life decisions are made by four year olds... yep, that's scary...
Load More Replies... jknbt jknbt 6 years ago (edited)
to continue my rant, ran out of words, The metaphor of the witch/hag giving White the poison apple is that some mothers are so disfunctional and unhappy themselves they will give the life script signal to their four year old daughters to reject, to turn off, and to ignore their own sexuality. This is the metaphor of White going to sleep. It is her sexuality that goes to sleep. If a prince charming comes along and kisses her, or if she finally comes out of this negative scripting on her own, she will not be an innocent, beautiful teenager anymore. Some women do not wake up out of this negative scripting until after menopause. Then it is too late to have natural born children of your own and the happy home life of a young family with all its challenges, problems, and fun. Wake up, ladies, if your wicked witch of a mother scripted you as a little girl to reject your sexuality and motherhood.... 4) Above all, you are not perfect. Your parents may have raised you to think you are an idol of sinless perfection like Snow White, but you are not. If you really believe you are perfect & can do no wrong, then you will end up blaming everyone and the world for the problems that come out of your own immaturities, flaws, and problems. Nobody is perfect, including you, even if mom and dad raised you to believe you are flawless, sinless, and perfect. Come to terms with the realities of your own wicked sin nature, repent, reform, & grow. We will all be better off for it, and you will not have to divorce your husband after you blame him for all the problems in your marriage and basically everything.... 5) Don't trade in your marriage papers for divorce papers, ladies, if I am describing you here. Go for help. You can grow out of this and overcome your flawed life script. You will ruin your own life in the process of ruining the life of your flawed husband if you blame him for everything and dump him. Nobody is waiting in line to take his place as your husband.
jknbt jknbt 6 years ago
HEY, all you dysfunctional unhappy people out there: I have given you the key to life progress to trade in your unhappy script you gave yourself as a child and to upgrade to a new operating system: a happy, functional, high functioning, gratifying new life script. This doesn't come easy, I will guarantee you. But it is available. Isn't it remarkable the abuse you get when you are trying to help people into a happier and better life? Some people you just can't help, they are married to their cages and chains. Go for help if you want to upgrade your life script to a functional happy one, folks. It is possible.
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Rose the Cook 6 years ago
Most of what are today thought of as children's fairy tales were very different and meant for adults originally. Let children enjoy the current versions without over analyzing them.
Christina Sersif 6 years ago
I wish they would make the real fairy tales how they were originally written. Not kid friendly. Not necessarily happy endings
Lauren Caswell 6 years ago
That was kind of how life was then. Brutal. Beauty and the beast is to prepare girls for/romanticize the idea of being married off to a "beast" to pay her father's debt, little mermaid was "be happy with what you have" as the Prince never fell in love with her originally, so yeah the new Disney ending kind of takes away the moral of the story
Load More Replies... Magic567 6 years ago
hey comments section I see that you don't want to move outside of your safe happy world and thats ok but don't ruin it for others let them think what they want. besides kids these days are very inquisitive and thats good to expand theyre minds from beyond what they see so they can question what's put in front of them and what is right to them.
John Louis 6 years ago
A house with 101 Dalmatians would fill up with Dog excrement pretty quickly. No doubt the neighbors would have complained and they would soon be visited by the police, animal control and the department of social services.
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
While we don't see it, Roger suggests at the end of the movie that they move out to the country, to what he calls a "Dalmatian Plantation". So they probably weren't all together in the house for very long, and they may have dealt with the faeces in some way that definitely wouldn't have appeared in a kid's movie while they were in the process of relocating.
Load More Replies... jknbt jknbt 6 years ago
hey parents, you need to be careful when you show these disney cartoons to your four and five year old kids. That is when the life script is set in concrete in the subconscious. If they buy in to these old fables or new fables personally as they apply to themselves, for better or worse, they have unknowingly planned out their life script. This can be devastating (read JKNBTJKNBT comments below)... So beware!
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
Guys... is just a post about things u don't usually think or realize about Disney movies, don't turn it into a debate, chill a little...
jknbt jknbt 6 years ago (edited)
if a little girl buys into the Snow White story & makes it her life script, she will be a psychotic adult. 1) there are not trolls out there who's job is to give you free room and board and provide for you through the diamond mine they own. If you expect your husband to provide for you like this as one of your servants, you will be completely unhappy & disappointed. Your husband to be is not your troll who owns a diamond mine and is there to provide the luxuries a diamond mine will buy for you... 2) your husband to be is not prince charming. He is a regular guy with flaws, problems, and needs of his own. If you demand, insist, and require that he be prince charming or rhett butler, or some other dream man who is obsessively in love with you, you will be disappointed to the point of divorce. Don't set yourself up for a fall, girls!... 3) You will have to overcome the burden of your disfunctional home and upbringing. No childhood is flawless and perfect, including yours.
jknbt jknbt 6 years ago (edited)
hey Jeffie... this is basic psychology with precedents that go back to Freud... nothing new to see here except for people like you... do some research online about life scripts set down in a four y.o. brain... if you understand what is going on here, it will explain much of the behaviour of the people you have to deal with (and yourself, by the way)... then you realize that you are dealing with children in adult bodies living out the life script they planned for themselves when they were four years old. All major life decisions are made by four year olds... yep, that's scary...
Load More Replies... jknbt jknbt 6 years ago (edited)
to continue my rant, ran out of words, The metaphor of the witch/hag giving White the poison apple is that some mothers are so disfunctional and unhappy themselves they will give the life script signal to their four year old daughters to reject, to turn off, and to ignore their own sexuality. This is the metaphor of White going to sleep. It is her sexuality that goes to sleep. If a prince charming comes along and kisses her, or if she finally comes out of this negative scripting on her own, she will not be an innocent, beautiful teenager anymore. Some women do not wake up out of this negative scripting until after menopause. Then it is too late to have natural born children of your own and the happy home life of a young family with all its challenges, problems, and fun. Wake up, ladies, if your wicked witch of a mother scripted you as a little girl to reject your sexuality and motherhood.... 4) Above all, you are not perfect. Your parents may have raised you to think you are an idol of sinless perfection like Snow White, but you are not. If you really believe you are perfect & can do no wrong, then you will end up blaming everyone and the world for the problems that come out of your own immaturities, flaws, and problems. Nobody is perfect, including you, even if mom and dad raised you to believe you are flawless, sinless, and perfect. Come to terms with the realities of your own wicked sin nature, repent, reform, & grow. We will all be better off for it, and you will not have to divorce your husband after you blame him for all the problems in your marriage and basically everything.... 5) Don't trade in your marriage papers for divorce papers, ladies, if I am describing you here. Go for help. You can grow out of this and overcome your flawed life script. You will ruin your own life in the process of ruining the life of your flawed husband if you blame him for everything and dump him. Nobody is waiting in line to take his place as your husband.
jknbt jknbt 6 years ago
HEY, all you dysfunctional unhappy people out there: I have given you the key to life progress to trade in your unhappy script you gave yourself as a child and to upgrade to a new operating system: a happy, functional, high functioning, gratifying new life script. This doesn't come easy, I will guarantee you. But it is available. Isn't it remarkable the abuse you get when you are trying to help people into a happier and better life? Some people you just can't help, they are married to their cages and chains. Go for help if you want to upgrade your life script to a functional happy one, folks. It is possible.
Load More Replies... Rose the Cook 6 years ago
Most of what are today thought of as children's fairy tales were very different and meant for adults originally. Let children enjoy the current versions without over analyzing them.
Christina Sersif 6 years ago
I wish they would make the real fairy tales how they were originally written. Not kid friendly. Not necessarily happy endings
Lauren Caswell 6 years ago
That was kind of how life was then. Brutal. Beauty and the beast is to prepare girls for/romanticize the idea of being married off to a "beast" to pay her father's debt, little mermaid was "be happy with what you have" as the Prince never fell in love with her originally, so yeah the new Disney ending kind of takes away the moral of the story
Load More Replies... Magic567 6 years ago
hey comments section I see that you don't want to move outside of your safe happy world and thats ok but don't ruin it for others let them think what they want. besides kids these days are very inquisitive and thats good to expand theyre minds from beyond what they see so they can question what's put in front of them and what is right to them.
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