And that's how you lose two weeks and a sense of humour at best 🙃

Heyyy, same

This is why Fudge-covered Oreos are so dangerous.

No thanks

Love you Sean, you're my hero 😼

Don't I wish .

Yup

Wonder what it takes to get a hearse 🤔

Oh Jim, Jim, Jim

Wrap you plant bones in aluminum foil after it's clean the stalks stay crispier.

This so resonates with me

Sounds like ideas ran out on Tuesday already.

And cupcakes like us more.

Cheese flavored crackers, in US, actual biscuits. Not cookies.

Emotional damaaage.

Future oats?

Yesss

It is later.

I agree on all but one point taco salads are the best way to eat a taco

Agreed

Taa dahh! Thank you....I'll be here all week. Try the veal! 🤣🤣

Ha ha these are my favorite things too. INTROVERTS, UNITE

I tried this once too... It was an emotional rollercoaster. I finally had some chips and salsa at a party, and it was the happiest I think I'd been as an adult for a while 😂

Oh yes!!! My kind of island 🏝️🤩🍰🍮🍭🍬🍫🍪🍨🥧🍡🍦🍧🎂🤤

The light comes on....the light goes off! 🤣🤣

Well, walking for physical health and M&M's for mental health!

And my "salad" has 2 lbs. of chicken, cheese, bacon and ranch on it, just the way I like 🥗

You had a will to live beforehand? I lost mine long ago.

yup...

Me: what, like snacks?

I resemble that remark...and I don't like it!!!

M&Ms with obstacles

I hate having to tell people I have Celiac, it's a nuisance. My boyfriend just reminds everyone "don't forget, we have a glutard on board" 😂😭

"Almost"👌😁

Absolutely!,

yes the way it should be done

My soulmate

Me: to give up as soon as possible. u know wat? bye.

*Said every week*

Tried a diet last year that involved a lot of spinach but with zero fat. Yuck

No one ever had the nerve to say anything about his size to his face.

yes

Everyone has two stomachs: One for dessert and a smaller one for the actual meal.

yes

It's the see-food diet 🦄

Fools... have you never heard of chocolate lava cake? hava that for divver!

And my husband's cheeseburger and fries are $13.50

Modern problems deserve modern solutions.

I'm on a diet, then sorry, but you have to suffer too

I don’t know how it works in your house but in my house you do not throw samosas in the bin unless you want to find somewhere else to live. You burn’em, you eat’em.

Fast and free....

Me too. I get up at 11.30

FR!!!

Carrot sticks AGAIN ?!

And now with Wendy's free mini frosty deal... (If you haven't heard of it https://www.wendys.com/csr-what-we-value/people/community/foster-care-adoption/frosty-key-tags)