ADVERTISEMENT

Many of us enjoy dark humor but sometimes think that we might go to hell for laughing at something. As it turns out, the Devil himself has a soft spot for comedy, too. He shares funny and biting one-liners about current events on the 's8n' Instagram account. The sassy insults from God's biggest rival have been gaining huge popularity among us mortals.

We invite you to embrace the shadows on this devilishly hilarious journey as we've gathered the new top posts from the account for your entertainment. Feel free to upvote your best-liked ones.

The 's8n' account has 294,000 followers and the Devil, who shares the posts, says that he is not evil, just misunderstood. Some of the posts are even encouraging: "Stop hating yourself, that's my job." After all, life is sometimes harsh and dark humor might help deal with it.

A lot of us have preconceived notions about Satanism. We imagine they have weird rituals, worship Satan, drink blood, and sacrifice animals. But this happens to not be entirely true. The Church of Satan, founded in the mid-1960s, explains it this way: "Satan to us is a symbol of pride, liberty, and individualism, and it serves as an external metaphorical projection of our highest personal potential." 

ADVERTISEMENT
#5

Life Is Sh*t But Life Wouldn’t Be The Same Without Your Life In It

Life Is Sh*t But Life Wouldn’t Be The Same Without Your Life In It

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
AJay
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This spoke to me in the most bizarre way. I feel driven now, like I have a purpose. Probably won't last but it is a nice feeling at the moment.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#6

Try It It Really Works

Try It It Really Works

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
TonyTee
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only flat thing on Earth is the brains of most of the people who occupy it

Hawkmoon
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine the hell of the flatearthers: they have to stand on small spheres for eternity and there is only one small flat platform for all of them.

idk
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Random piece of advice: If I offered you 10 million dollars right now, you would take it correct? What if the catch was that you wouldn't wake up tomorrow? You wouldn't then would you? That means waking up tomorrow is worth 10 million dollars. Enjoy your life for what its worth, and live it to its fullest.

TheDemonicCat
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's less so that we are worth more than 10 million dollars and more so that it wouldn't f*****g matter if we couldn't use it

Load More Replies...
Gwen
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are proof that the Earth isn't flat! If it was they would bat their favorite toy off the edge, and make the soft can openers get it!

View more commentsArrow down menu

An award-winning blogger, journalist, and author, La Carmina, explained to Columbia Magazine some of the myths about Satanism: "There are many different kinds of Satanists, but most don’t believe in Satan and don’t worship him as either a god or as a force of evil. For the most part, Satanists are non-theists and view Satanism as a personal liberation from traditional theistic beliefs. We value nonconformity and revolt against the ideas of superstition and arbitrary authority. Modern Satanists are nonviolent and interested in the pursuit of reason, justice, and truth."

#8

Your Face Disgusts Me

Your Face Disgusts Me

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Terran
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know that feeling! If a politician talks anti labour c**p, I'd always like them to shovel a bit in the sun at 35°C so they can learn what it's like to actually work. But then I remember that I wouldn't like to spend my day listening to their whining and watching their incompetence.

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#9

This Is The Nicest Thing You’ll Hear From Me

This Is The Nicest Thing You’ll Hear From Me

s8n Report

ADVERTISEMENT

There was a 'Satanic Panic' in the '80s, when people were spreading conspiracy theories of Satanists abusing children and committing all sorts of crimes. Talk shows and news channels were spreading the allegations and the authorities investigated hundreds of them. This idea was so widely spread that it took on several names, like 'Ritual Abuse Scare' or 'Day Care Panic'. Ken Lanning, a former F.B.I. agent, told CNN, "The evidence wasn’t there, but the allegations of Satanic ritual abuse never really went away. When people get emotionally involved in an issue, common sense and reason go out the window. People believe what they want and need to believe."

#10

Nothing Lasts Forever… Except That Embarrassing Thing You Did… I Remember

Nothing Lasts Forever… Except That Embarrassing Thing You Did… I Remember

s8n Report

#11

Some People Are Beyond Pure Evil

Some People Are Beyond Pure Evil

s8n Report

#12

Truly Hell!

Truly Hell!

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Pink Princess
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh thank you so much for this black and brown backpack when I literally make pink my entire personality!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

La Carmina's most recent publication, 'The Little Book of Satanism', depicts some major periods when Satanism was treated as a scapegoat for societal problems. The author told Columbia Magazine the beliefs are still similar to this day, but the rise of contemporary Satanism is thriving: "We are still living in a society with tremendous theocratic influence, which dictates both laws and culture, and there are still very common misconceptions around Satanism. But modern Satanism is flourishing, with a renewed emphasis on charitable work and activism, and I’m optimistic about its future."

ADVERTISEMENT
#13

Like Wtf Is Wrong With All Of You

Like Wtf Is Wrong With All Of You

s8n Report

#14

I Mean He’s Not Wrong He Literally Was Lmao Barn Baby Boy

I Mean He’s Not Wrong He Literally Was Lmao Barn Baby Boy

s8n Report

#15

Let’s Be Honest God Wasn’t The Best Of Fathers…

Let’s Be Honest God Wasn’t The Best Of Fathers…

s8n Report

According to 'The Satanic Temple', their focus areas include cleanup activities within communities: Adopt-a-Highway projects, park or beach cleanups, and cemetery restoration. They collect donated menstrual products, diapers, clothing, food, and other necessities, which SGW (Satanic Good Works) then delivers to shelters or other distribution centers.

#16

Tbh I Literally Had No Choice I Get Booted Down There

Tbh I Literally Had No Choice I Get Booted Down There

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Cal the dragon! (She/they)
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I found out I was bi! (I'm ace and pan now but my first lgbtq identity was bi.) And according to the religious homophobes, I'm going there!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#17

F**k You And F**k Italy Dogsh*t England Dogsh*t Dogsh*t Dogsh*t Embarrassing Dogsh*t

F**k You And F**k Italy Dogsh*t England Dogsh*t Dogsh*t Dogsh*t Embarrassing Dogsh*t

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Norm Gilmore
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have just had a look at the Instagram site and its over 2 years old. Looks like something happened in European Football which could explain that title🤣 (Italy beat England on penalties)

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT

Modern Satanism is a growing movement that challenges traditional beliefs. By approaching different beliefs with an open mind, we can better understand the complexities of human spirituality. Keep scrolling to see the best posts by Satan on his Instagram account and check out our previous posts about it here and here.

#19

Adam And Eve Went Up The Hill... Wait Wrong Story But You Get The Point, She Ate An Apple And Got Banned From Heaven Or Whatever It Was I Don't Read

Adam And Eve Went Up The Hill... Wait Wrong Story But You Get The Point, She Ate An Apple And Got Banned From Heaven Or Whatever It Was I Don't Read

s8n Report

#23

The Worst Type Of People Go There

The Worst Type Of People Go There

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Pink Princess
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No it’s when your mum forces you to call individual people up to thank them for the presents whilst she’s listening to your every word

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#26

Will You Have Time To Send It? You Will Never Know

Will You Have Time To Send It? You Will Never Know

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Cyber Returns
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to Hell where you have to argue the truth with an anti-vaxxer flat earther from westboro baptist church

View more commentsArrow down menu
#27

Who Said I’m The Bad Guy Huh?

Who Said I’m The Bad Guy Huh?

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
BetterBitterButter
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know. I have been waiting to get it better for quite sometime now? Now I am at this stage where I am asking Satan for life advice! FML!

View more commentsArrow down menu
#28

And I’ll Do It Again

And I’ll Do It Again

s8n Report

#29

Like Yo? Make Up Your Damn Minds (Goth Girls Are Hot Pls Step On Me)

Like Yo? Make Up Your Damn Minds (Goth Girls Are Hot Pls Step On Me)

s8n Report

#30

Making Jokes About Someones Family Member Dying Isn’t A Joke. Also I’m British Before You Say ‘Huh Duh It’s Humor’ Shut Up

Making Jokes About Someones Family Member Dying Isn’t A Joke. Also I’m British Before You Say ‘Huh Duh It’s Humor’ Shut Up

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Omiyaru
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dark humor can be a coping mechanism, especially for people who've been through hell and back, trauma, ptsd, depression etc, can makee s**t situations mor tolorable

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#31

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Kar Red Roses
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine that hey-ll’s waiting room would be a swell place for the newly dæmnèd to start their eternal suffering. Sign in, and waaaaiiiit the tv is tuned to the worst. possible. programming and you can’t change it.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#32

Because There Is Fire Everywhere Right! Right

Because There Is Fire Everywhere Right! Right

s8n Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#33

Idk What This Means But It Sounds Good

Idk What This Means But It Sounds Good

s8n Report

#35

This Exactly What You Wanted

This Exactly What You Wanted

s8n Report

Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium
Unlimited content
Ad-free browsing
Dark mode
#36

I Swear They Are Just Jokes You Are Beautiful (Kind Of)

I Swear They Are Just Jokes You Are Beautiful (Kind Of)

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Cal the dragon! (She/they)
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now don't insult dogs, that isn't nice, and calling me a dog means I'm cute, which I am not.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#37

So Stop Caring

So Stop Caring

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Cyber Returns
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not me. I keep getting close and pop! I'm back again. A bit like when you are about to make a massive sneeze and it goes away

#38

I Mean This In The Nicest Way Possible. Stop Giving A F**k About Dumb Sh*t

I Mean This In The Nicest Way Possible. Stop Giving A F**k About Dumb Sh*t

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
#39

I Am A Busy Little Devil...

I Am A Busy Little Devil...

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Ansi
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they are talking about John Constantine. The one soul the devil would collect himself... 😲

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#40

Don’t Worry I’ll Be Your Friend

Don’t Worry I’ll Be Your Friend

s8n Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#42

Maybe If You Were Nicer You’d Look A Little Better

Maybe If You Were Nicer You’d Look A Little Better

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST
Ansi
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he gave you resting b***h face because he knew you wanted to be left the heck alone. 👍😀

#44

No Sir!

No Sir!

s8n Report

Add photo comments
POST