Many of us enjoy dark humor but sometimes think that we might go to hell for laughing at something. As it turns out, the Devil himself has a soft spot for comedy, too. He shares funny and biting one-liners about current events on the 's8n' Instagram account. The sassy insults from God's biggest rival have been gaining huge popularity among us mortals.
We invite you to embrace the shadows on this devilishly hilarious journey as we've gathered the new top posts from the account for your entertainment. Feel free to upvote your best-liked ones.
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Well They’re Not Wrong Are They….
The 's8n' account has 294,000 followers and the Devil, who shares the posts, says that he is not evil, just misunderstood. Some of the posts are even encouraging: "Stop hating yourself, that's my job." After all, life is sometimes harsh and dark humor might help deal with it.
I Mean…. Am I Wrong
I Don’t Even Do Anything Smh
A lot of us have preconceived notions about Satanism. We imagine they have weird rituals, worship Satan, drink blood, and sacrifice animals. But this happens to not be entirely true. The Church of Satan, founded in the mid-1960s, explains it this way: "Satan to us is a symbol of pride, liberty, and individualism, and it serves as an external metaphorical projection of our highest personal potential."
This Is A Very Valid Reason
Life Is Sh*t But Life Wouldn’t Be The Same Without Your Life In It
Try It It Really Works
An award-winning blogger, journalist, and author, La Carmina, explained to Columbia Magazine some of the myths about Satanism: "There are many different kinds of Satanists, but most don’t believe in Satan and don’t worship him as either a god or as a force of evil. For the most part, Satanists are non-theists and view Satanism as a personal liberation from traditional theistic beliefs. We value nonconformity and revolt against the ideas of superstition and arbitrary authority. Modern Satanists are nonviolent and interested in the pursuit of reason, justice, and truth."
It Actually Helps, Try It!
Your Face Disgusts Me
I know that feeling! If a politician talks anti labour c**p, I'd always like them to shovel a bit in the sun at 35°C so they can learn what it's like to actually work. But then I remember that I wouldn't like to spend my day listening to their whining and watching their incompetence.
This Is The Nicest Thing You’ll Hear From Me
There was a 'Satanic Panic' in the '80s, when people were spreading conspiracy theories of Satanists abusing children and committing all sorts of crimes. Talk shows and news channels were spreading the allegations and the authorities investigated hundreds of them. This idea was so widely spread that it took on several names, like 'Ritual Abuse Scare' or 'Day Care Panic'. Ken Lanning, a former F.B.I. agent, told CNN, "The evidence wasn’t there, but the allegations of Satanic ritual abuse never really went away. When people get emotionally involved in an issue, common sense and reason go out the window. People believe what they want and need to believe."
Nothing Lasts Forever… Except That Embarrassing Thing You Did… I Remember
Some People Are Beyond Pure Evil
Let's play a guessing game with this one. I'll go first: Anti-Vaxxers ...
Truly Hell!
Oh thank you so much for this black and brown backpack when I literally make pink my entire personality!
La Carmina's most recent publication, 'The Little Book of Satanism', depicts some major periods when Satanism was treated as a scapegoat for societal problems. The author told Columbia Magazine the beliefs are still similar to this day, but the rise of contemporary Satanism is thriving: "We are still living in a society with tremendous theocratic influence, which dictates both laws and culture, and there are still very common misconceptions around Satanism. But modern Satanism is flourishing, with a renewed emphasis on charitable work and activism, and I’m optimistic about its future."
Like Wtf Is Wrong With All Of You
I Mean He’s Not Wrong He Literally Was Lmao Barn Baby Boy
Let’s Be Honest God Wasn’t The Best Of Fathers…
According to 'The Satanic Temple', their focus areas include cleanup activities within communities: Adopt-a-Highway projects, park or beach cleanups, and cemetery restoration. They collect donated menstrual products, diapers, clothing, food, and other necessities, which SGW (Satanic Good Works) then delivers to shelters or other distribution centers.
Tbh I Literally Had No Choice I Get Booted Down There
When I found out I was bi! (I'm ace and pan now but my first lgbtq identity was bi.) And according to the religious homophobes, I'm going there!
F**k You And F**k Italy Dogsh*t England Dogsh*t Dogsh*t Dogsh*t Embarrassing Dogsh*t
Have just had a look at the Instagram site and its over 2 years old. Looks like something happened in European Football which could explain that title🤣 (Italy beat England on penalties)
And That’s On Treating Everyone Equally!
Modern Satanism is a growing movement that challenges traditional beliefs. By approaching different beliefs with an open mind, we can better understand the complexities of human spirituality. Keep scrolling to see the best posts by Satan on his Instagram account and check out our previous posts about it here and here.
Adam And Eve Went Up The Hill... Wait Wrong Story But You Get The Point, She Ate An Apple And Got Banned From Heaven Or Whatever It Was I Don't Read
It’s Like Love But Worse
Wingman Satan
Are You Trying To Put Me Out Of Work??
The Worst Type Of People Go There
No it’s when your mum forces you to call individual people up to thank them for the presents whilst she’s listening to your every word
Be Mad At Him Not Me For Once
I’m Sorry Okay
Will You Have Time To Send It? You Will Never Know
Welcome to Hell where you have to argue the truth with an anti-vaxxer flat earther from westboro baptist church
Who Said I’m The Bad Guy Huh?
I don't know. I have been waiting to get it better for quite sometime now? Now I am at this stage where I am asking Satan for life advice! FML!
And I’ll Do It Again
Like Yo? Make Up Your Damn Minds (Goth Girls Are Hot Pls Step On Me)
Making Jokes About Someones Family Member Dying Isn’t A Joke. Also I’m British Before You Say ‘Huh Duh It’s Humor’ Shut Up
I imagine that hey-ll’s waiting room would be a swell place for the newly dæmnèd to start their eternal suffering. Sign in, and waaaaiiiit the tv is tuned to the worst. possible. programming and you can’t change it.
Because There Is Fire Everywhere Right! Right
Idk What This Means But It Sounds Good
This Man @lilnasx Wild Fr...
This Exactly What You Wanted
Facts. God killed plenty himself, and then ordered humans to kill each other, as well.
Load More Replies...yes, god doesnt punish child abusers, satan does. go satan
Load More Replies...You check out this great webcomic I found! "Adventures of God" on Webtoon.com. It's a comedy with Satan as a character.
You know, I once heard someone say: "Jesus died for our sins, so if you don't sin, he died for nothing." Haha!
When you really think about it God is evil and Satan is good. God keeps sending diseases and disasters and refuses to help those who need it and Satan takes the evil doers into hell and punishes them for eternity like a prison warden for the damned
I remember Sam Kinison's take on Hell. "You were married? Well then none of this will be new to you. You were married twice? Want a job?"
Poor dude marriage is supposed to be a good thing
Load More Replies...Thank you for making this great post even better, title making person
Ok I get this is about Satan and all, but why so many anti Christians comments? It's heart breaking 💔😢
Facts. God killed plenty himself, and then ordered humans to kill each other, as well.
Load More Replies...yes, god doesnt punish child abusers, satan does. go satan
Load More Replies...You check out this great webcomic I found! "Adventures of God" on Webtoon.com. It's a comedy with Satan as a character.
You know, I once heard someone say: "Jesus died for our sins, so if you don't sin, he died for nothing." Haha!
When you really think about it God is evil and Satan is good. God keeps sending diseases and disasters and refuses to help those who need it and Satan takes the evil doers into hell and punishes them for eternity like a prison warden for the damned
I remember Sam Kinison's take on Hell. "You were married? Well then none of this will be new to you. You were married twice? Want a job?"
Poor dude marriage is supposed to be a good thing
Load More Replies...Thank you for making this great post even better, title making person
Ok I get this is about Satan and all, but why so many anti Christians comments? It's heart breaking 💔😢