Hahah, same...

I can't even imagine what that would be like.

What is this "sleep" of which you speak?

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who is these people falling asleep in 7 minutes? how do they get their brain to stop screaming at them?

when the melatonin isnt melatonining

When I was nine or ten, I had my first sleep over. It was six to eight girls and at some point, the parents told us it was time for bed, so we all spread out in our friend's bedroom, mostly on the floor, a couple of girls in the bed, and I spread out my sleeping bag on a chest/bench thing. I was so excited expecting that we would be up whispering and giggling all night, but when I settled in and turned over to face the other girls, they were all asleep. I had spent my whole life laying awake in bed for hours thinking that was normal. I never felt more alone in my life than in that moment in that room full of other girls, them asleep and me just laying there awake wondering what was wrong with me.

Surely they mean "falls asleep in seven minutes after waking up for the third time after midnight"?

I fall asleep like I've got my own personal anaesthesiologist. 'Just count backward from 10', '10... 9... 8... 7... Zzzzzzz'

My dad, God love him, can take a 15 minute nap, fall asleep right away and wake up as refreshed as an 8-hour night. SO jealous.

That would be my partner, lol! It's infuriating sometimes! I can take up to 2 hours to get to sleep sometimes (even with the help of music or ASMR) and he is unconscious and snoring in 3 mins. SO unfair! :P

7 minutes is long for me. I’m usually out in 2. I had somebody tell me that I was asleep 90 seconds after I laid down. They were so jealous that they almost woke me up

I can fall asleep in 7 minutes no problem. Stayin asleep for more than a couple three hours, impossible.

I fall asleep in 7 minutes. Of course, that's because I don't try until I'm absolutely exhausted, but hey whatever works, right?

damn sign me u to them drugs

2 min tops

Ditto!

My dad. He will just lie down and start snoring. Such a blessing to fall asleep that fast.

Seven minutes?? This can't be true.

Cute cat. 🥰

Or just thinking about it. It's great too. "today, i almost go outside, twice !"

How do they know me that well?

Nobody does hidden insults quite like Southerners in the US.

Well, no pressure at home, so it is easier.

Yeah because that would follow a trail of arguments *sigh*

Then you realize that yesterday's tomorrow is now a today, followed by another tomorrow tomorrow. Same plan still applies. Pressure's off!

Yes.

Wow, 1st meme is Carly, and now Spencer with his spontaneous fire.

ME 24/7

Duck!

can be the beginning. or at least, you fix your room

Don't you just hate it when that happens? All the time?

Very relatable. My brain also transforms into a creepy-a*s bear and performs a ballet in such situations

*me seeing this meme and hearing the content monkey meme play in my head*

So bang on! I hate when people say that to me. 😡😡

What are we but a conglomeration of many influences? It can help in developing a moral compass.

Y’all ever imagine saying something embarrassing, then feel embarrassed even though you didn’t end up saying anything?

First day in mental hospital, psychiatrist yelled at another patient, saying she didn't feel sorry for her. Then she turned to me, asked how I was doing. Fine, totally great! The abuse in these institutions is fk insane. The workers are the crazy ones.

or a beautiful cloud, or a fantastic sunset when i get out of work, or a little flower growing under pavement, or the last leaf on a tree, or a pretty reflection on a greasy puddle

Meh- the best revenge is living better.

I don't wake up with a bunch of make up, though.

To be fair, honey is sweet and never goes bad!

What? This meme was literally on this list father up. How do Bp editors miss this stuff?

Probably my dentist's office reminding me I'm due for a checkup...