I do just enough to cover for my lazy supervisor, so that he doesn't get fussed at my higher ups and I in turn get fussed at by him. That "just enough" adds 10-15% to my paychecks because I get paid based on efficiency rating. The little bit more work puts me in a hire earnings percentage bracket. I make almost as much as he does, with fewer responsibilities and, some how, a smaller work load. Malicious compliance is working out for me.

Accurate. I'd say my life feels like I'm always falling down stairs, but I've never actually left the basement.

Moreover......it's actually so relaxing to pour out the s**t with tears...and sleep stress-free 😴 💤

Or as some author (I dont' remember who) wrote. Don't do today what you can make someone else do tomorrow.

To many appears to have sold their souls already..

1.5

For a few years, I was having seizures while asleep. After a few, the doc said there is a chance a seizure could mess with my heart and kill me. Instead of being scared and doing the bargaining thing, I thought to myself, "finally." Now I'm on meds, no more seizures🤞and I love waking up to my pups wagging tail.

one buddhist teacher said hope is organized/planned suffering (by hoping on sth one inflicts the fruit of suffering through disappointment one's hopes failed to materialize)

Me *walking to the freezer to ge two more Lussekatter*

Said the person with Main Character Syndrome.. /s 🙃

"It's a lifestyle"

... but pay your taxes first!

Yes. There are things that nobody can. Accept it.

Can't lose either!

Don't leave the DNA evidence on the keyboard!

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At least the microbes in my intestines make s**t work.. 😋

“Tomorrow doesn’t look too good either”

Monday-Friday

Nah, I'd rather people not like me for being honest. I don't try to be mean, but if you want my opinion, I'll give it to you.

And that day will be just like any other day, except I’ll also be dead outside

I'm bad at even that :(

That's not how babies are made.

Unless you can afford to pay bills, then you can use tax shelters, fancy accounting, and never ending bankruptcy to avoid paying bills. Who says debt isn't fun?

I've never understood some people's positivity. What have they got to be so damn happy about? Can y'all tell I'm an introvert?

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Fast food marketing, Idiocracy style.

Hey coworker Dan, I don't believe you or your f@cking bullsh@t.

someone's needs to introduce her to sun screen 😳