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Woman Shuts Down Scammer In The Most Hilarious Way
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Woman Shuts Down Scammer In The Most Hilarious Way

Scammer Tries To Scam Woman On Facebook, Ends Up Fulfilling Her Sexual Fantasies Scammer Regrets Trying To Scam This Woman After She Makes Him Do Dirty ThingsScammer Regrets Trying To Scam This Woman After She Uses Him To Fulfill Her Sexual FantasiesScammer Tries To Scam Woman On Facebook, Deeply Regrets ItHe Thought His Scam Was Working Out Perfectly, Just To Find Out He Was The One Being ScammedThis Woman Just Dealt With A Scammer In The Best Way Possible And Their Conversation Is Going ViralWoman Shuts Down Scammer In The Most Hilarious WayWoman Shuts Down Scammer In The Most Perfect Way And Their Hilarious Conversation Is Going ViralWoman's Message Exchange With A Scammer Is Going Viral And It's Too Funny To ReadWoman Shuts Down Scammer In The Most Hilarious Way
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It seems that everybody was scammed, or has dealt with e-mail scammers, at least once in his or her lives. Same goes for this anonymous woman, addressed by a Facebook scammer trying to earn some easy money. It turns out he messed with the wrong lady, as her favorite past-time hobby seems to be scamming scammers themselves!

The Nigerian scam master, who goes by the name Stephen Masumbo, messaged the woman on Facebook and started flirting with her. Like many fraudsters, he started declaring his love to her and eventually asked for money so he could fly from Africa to come live with her in Britain. Unfortunately for him, the woman didn’t fall for it. In fact, not only did she not fall for it but she ended up scamming the scammer himself in the most hilarious way!

Keep on scrolling to get a free lesson on how to scam a scammer (while also laughing out loud reading it).

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When a stranger tried to scam this woman recently, he had no idea what he was in for

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Evisa Isabella Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pic from ''Western Union Shop'' was the cherry on TOP!!! hahahaha Well done!!! :'''D

June Pixeld
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only every scammer would get someone like that! Like it isnt obvious, every other sentence is :can you give me money😂

Oa Osinnowo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious and not funny, all at the same time. I am Nigerian myself ( yeah, I know y'all will be like " oh here is another one of them") To the point at hand, the scammer used the picture of pastor Mathew Asimolowo, google the name and see, equally he is an uneducated fool and does not (hard to believe) portray or represent an average Nigerian.

Wanda Queen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I try not to ever judge an entire population by the actions of a few. I think, if we should have learned anything in the last couple decades, it is that. ;)

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Vanessa
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stopped after the first answer... Those fake conversations are getting annoying :s

Kizito Obeya
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahhahahahahhhahahahaha. I'm a Nigerian tho. Wish I could go to Lagos and find the little turd.

Sam Chambela
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm no scammer, just a money collector, I need some 1000 american dollar money bills, a few thousand of them will do to complete my collection. 1 dollar is okay too. Plz send the moni!

Gillian Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had a guy tell me he was on an oil rig in the middle of the Irish sea. He said he had a daughter called Jane in school in London. He kept spelling her name wrong, difficult name right? I was waiting for the can you send me some money time... When he asked me to send him money for her school books I told him that my name was fake and that I was from Rumania and was about to ask him for cash. Do you know he never bothered me again! Strange or what? hahahha

Lu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...somewhere in Nigeria, sat a sad crying pastor, a man of God. But probably not. lol

Hansel Jonathan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guys last name isn't Nigerian at all, and no, Nigerians rarely bear other African names that are not native to Nigeria. By rarely i mean 0.01 in a million. Secondly, the picture is fake. The real guy in that picture is highly educated, influencial, and too wealthy to be begging for a couple hundred bucks on Facebook.

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Bobosteke
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He used Matthew Ashilolowo's picture. He pastors KICC in the U.K.

Vanessa Sorensen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was feeling sorry for this guy for a bit... but then I knocked sense into me.

Hansel Jonathan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I like that part too. He's either too dumb to take a hint, or really broke scammer-wanna-be (if that's a real word).

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Terri Rowland
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flipping awesome, i couldn't stop laughing 😆 just how she got him using the names and everything, hilarious...definitely up vote more and more 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

darknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idiot got exactly what he deserved shame on people for trying to steal people's hard earned money. And that's with the people who allow themselves to get scammed do a little bit of research on what you're hearing and if it's too good to be true it probably is. protect yourself people don't let this happen.

Ne Nia
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello are you there? 🤣🤣🤣 That escalated quickly.

Hansel Jonathan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Nigerian. First of all, the guys last name, Masumbo or whatever, isn't Nigerian at all. Secondly, he used the picture of a prominent religious leader in Nigeria, someone who is a thousand times more educated than the scammer in question. Thirdly, this scammer's level of dumbness is so unreal. Is he even qualified to be called a scammer? Or is he just some hopeless fool on Facebook?

Lazy Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it wrong that actually I pictured a naked dude rapping in a garden whilst holding a ballon?

Krista Gibbard
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish you'd been there when my mom got romance scammed out of 30,000 dollars. This makes me feel a tiny bit better though.

Tracy Dawn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg lol - this isn't a woman he's speaking to! It's a guy called Julian Le F****e who has a whole page of this stuff on facebook

Emmanuel Okwuanga
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems fake though, 1st of all There aren't any Nigerian ethnic groups that bear the name Masumbo, it sounds more Eastern African. 2nd English is Nigeria's official language, so I doubt you'll meet one with such a comically horrible command of the language. And finally I don't think scammers would be this obvious, he sounds like he has some mental disability.

Christina Craig
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a lot of American's that write exactly like that, so the bad English isn't that surprising. :>

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Nellie SWkr
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did a similar thing. Kept the turd stringing along telling him people dont talk like that here. He was deleted but made a new account...

Benski Trenkins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First humans started in Africa and migrated north... due to the climate their bodies evolved to deal with the cold. lighter skin to absorb more sunlight.

Benski Trenkins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woops enter too quick... was for Emmanuel; Anyways... I am European amd as far as I am concerned, my light skin is based on the above... other than that... there is only one race: Human. And we all know that scammers can ne found worldwide.

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Dina
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny, but disturbing too. I kept thinking she shouldn't have engaged into conversation at all. This feeling of superiority... Or maybe I am imagining it. Uneasiness

Maria Martinez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HAD to read to the end....gave me a giggle fit...soooo freaking funny!

Ian Carter
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love trolling scammers its so funny. He clearly does not get English sarcasm, I was in bits when I read that!

Janet Clarke
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again, I should not read these posts at work. When I laugh out loud my cubicle co-workers cab hear me.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This card are real i got my card few hours ago and am just coming back from the ATM where i made my first withdraw of $4500, i am going crazy this is f*****g real OSCAR WHITE sorry for being so skeptical about it at first don’t blame me the street these days got f****d up lots of scammers and now i can recommend whoever needs a blank ATM card with about $50,000,000.00 on it which you can withdraw within a month because the card has a daily limit.if you are facing any financial problem contact him asap email address is oscarwhitehackersworld@gmail.com ,whats-app +1(513)-299-8247

June Walsh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have just read this and couldn't stop laughing. its hilarious. thank you so much for brightening up a boring mundane day.

Tammie Elkins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha! I’m glad i’m not the only one who plays scammers! I’m playing two of them now!

Charlene Roberts
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a scammer contacting me too. He talks love and wanting to be with me, then every couple of sentences he ask for money or some type of help. He deleted me from his page because this woman got in touch with me and said she’s his wife. So we started screenshooting his conversations with him and they were almost identical. He told her he didn’t know me and he told me he didn’t know her😆. He told me to stop talking to her. I guess that was messing his game up. But she told me he deleted me but we’re still in communication with regular text. I’m just going along with the game. It keeps me occupied. I would like to know how to expose him. I don’t have money to hire a private detective. Do they offer these services free or pro bono. Should I contact the FBI? Please send me a response at: charleneroberts1955@gmail.com

Kat Le
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How cute the story ! Barbara O'cumbungles, you are the best ! Love her acting 😊

Jonathan Corbett
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he should jump on a boat and go to Europe for the easy money instead

Lieutenant Privée
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO VICTIMS OF SCAMES ON THE INTERNET I am from the police CYBERCRIMINALITE our mission is to help end this type of scam with the help of the victims. Given the numerous complaints made on the net and testimonials from the victims of scams more often following the scam to the feeling, we decided to take things in hand. It is imperative that all victims of internet scams make a complaint. If you have been confronted with this situation or have doubts following exchanges with an individual who withdraws money from you please contact our structure at the following address: lieutenant.pascal@gmail.com We want to put these crooks behind bars to allow victims to recover the money they have lost. HELP US END THIS PHENOMENON. cordially

RowScho
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A little surprised that no one seems to have mentioned yet that the 'woman' was a guy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4727682/Prankster-father-got-Nigerian-conman.html

Rosa Hernandez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious, Good job. I'd do the same, if I had such humor as you.... lol...too funny. :)

Allana Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta love a woman who can think on her feet! "Wee Moustashe" LMAO!

soulbossanova9
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd happily Western Union $900 to this woman just to be my friend!

Barbara Baxendale
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved the pic from Western Union shop and he still didn't get it !!

Anna Salerno
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bawahahahahahahaha amazing how fast they fall in love with ya... lol

Shay Hartless
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious. I've been trying to sell a phone online and keep getting those ill give you 100 extra for shipping scammers. I have good fun with them they sadly quit texting me.

Mary Curry
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I get those emails I tell them I will make them a deal. They send me their virgin daughter for our monthly virgin sacrifice and I will send them money. Oh the names I have been called. But I no longer get emails.

frederic eeckman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just brilliant :D I love the part where he says he will report her to Facebook :D How does it work exactly ? "I told her after 4 messages I wanted to live with her and asked her for money, and she called me a scammer" ? :D

Charles Okhipo
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chai!!! Pastor Ashimolowo don suffer. Meanwhile that shop was so on point.

Edi IP
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahahha very very talented Barbara O'Cumbungles :D. "wee" love u so much Barbara hahahaha

GoldenAngels
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I get a scam call I just waste their time and it's really funny cuz they get so mad and they completely deserve it

Lesley Richard
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slap my botty with a marrow!!! So funny, I miss England so much :)

JRibax
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of James Veitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

JRibax
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of James Veitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

Kristin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG SOMEONE DID THAT TO MY FRIEND! A BUNCH OF 12 YEARS OLDS PRETENDED TO BE A BOY AND PRANKED HER

Selina Ali
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7 years ago

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Scummy little contraception failures, this is why Africa is rotting. Thieves & scammers all day long

Mieke Sorée
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7 years ago

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Stevie looks a bit like a young, though slightly darker, Terrence Howard doesn't he?!

Emmanuel Oklobia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, the scammer has used the picture of a Nigerian Pastor: who is based in the UK, with a large following. Google Matthew ASHIMOLOWO.

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TheUndertakersDogBiscuits;3
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7 years ago

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lol this is hilarous so funny i stopped reading halway through.----------------------.

Clinto Be
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7 years ago

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Im assuming this lady is most likely obese and not very attractive to have so much time to go back and forth with this conversation. Anyone with a life would have just ignored the message right away

Luis Sancho Rubí
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7 years ago

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F*****g african n*****s. And Europe is letting them in, by the hundreds...

Emmanuel Oklobia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad. This is one of those "N*****s" you refer to. But I am proudly at home in my country Nigeria, working hard, not trying to scam anyone. You know we call you guys similar derogatory names too? And you know many of my fellow "n*****s" feel that the influx of migrants to Europe is good payback for the desecration of our homelands and total exploitation of resources from Africa by YOUR ancestors? PAYBACK! Racist MONGREL SCUM like you! Check your ancestral history: I am sure you have some "n****r" blood in you somewhere - is that what you are afraid of?

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Evisa Isabella Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pic from ''Western Union Shop'' was the cherry on TOP!!! hahahaha Well done!!! :'''D

June Pixeld
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only every scammer would get someone like that! Like it isnt obvious, every other sentence is :can you give me money😂

Oa Osinnowo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious and not funny, all at the same time. I am Nigerian myself ( yeah, I know y'all will be like " oh here is another one of them") To the point at hand, the scammer used the picture of pastor Mathew Asimolowo, google the name and see, equally he is an uneducated fool and does not (hard to believe) portray or represent an average Nigerian.

Wanda Queen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I try not to ever judge an entire population by the actions of a few. I think, if we should have learned anything in the last couple decades, it is that. ;)

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Vanessa
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stopped after the first answer... Those fake conversations are getting annoying :s

Kizito Obeya
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahhahahahahhhahahahaha. I'm a Nigerian tho. Wish I could go to Lagos and find the little turd.

Sam Chambela
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm no scammer, just a money collector, I need some 1000 american dollar money bills, a few thousand of them will do to complete my collection. 1 dollar is okay too. Plz send the moni!

Gillian Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had a guy tell me he was on an oil rig in the middle of the Irish sea. He said he had a daughter called Jane in school in London. He kept spelling her name wrong, difficult name right? I was waiting for the can you send me some money time... When he asked me to send him money for her school books I told him that my name was fake and that I was from Rumania and was about to ask him for cash. Do you know he never bothered me again! Strange or what? hahahha

Lu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...somewhere in Nigeria, sat a sad crying pastor, a man of God. But probably not. lol

Hansel Jonathan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guys last name isn't Nigerian at all, and no, Nigerians rarely bear other African names that are not native to Nigeria. By rarely i mean 0.01 in a million. Secondly, the picture is fake. The real guy in that picture is highly educated, influencial, and too wealthy to be begging for a couple hundred bucks on Facebook.

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Bobosteke
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He used Matthew Ashilolowo's picture. He pastors KICC in the U.K.

Vanessa Sorensen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was feeling sorry for this guy for a bit... but then I knocked sense into me.

Hansel Jonathan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I like that part too. He's either too dumb to take a hint, or really broke scammer-wanna-be (if that's a real word).

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Terri Rowland
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flipping awesome, i couldn't stop laughing 😆 just how she got him using the names and everything, hilarious...definitely up vote more and more 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

darknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idiot got exactly what he deserved shame on people for trying to steal people's hard earned money. And that's with the people who allow themselves to get scammed do a little bit of research on what you're hearing and if it's too good to be true it probably is. protect yourself people don't let this happen.

Ne Nia
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello are you there? 🤣🤣🤣 That escalated quickly.

Hansel Jonathan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Nigerian. First of all, the guys last name, Masumbo or whatever, isn't Nigerian at all. Secondly, he used the picture of a prominent religious leader in Nigeria, someone who is a thousand times more educated than the scammer in question. Thirdly, this scammer's level of dumbness is so unreal. Is he even qualified to be called a scammer? Or is he just some hopeless fool on Facebook?

Lazy Panda
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it wrong that actually I pictured a naked dude rapping in a garden whilst holding a ballon?

Krista Gibbard
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish you'd been there when my mom got romance scammed out of 30,000 dollars. This makes me feel a tiny bit better though.

Tracy Dawn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg lol - this isn't a woman he's speaking to! It's a guy called Julian Le F****e who has a whole page of this stuff on facebook

Emmanuel Okwuanga
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems fake though, 1st of all There aren't any Nigerian ethnic groups that bear the name Masumbo, it sounds more Eastern African. 2nd English is Nigeria's official language, so I doubt you'll meet one with such a comically horrible command of the language. And finally I don't think scammers would be this obvious, he sounds like he has some mental disability.

Christina Craig
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a lot of American's that write exactly like that, so the bad English isn't that surprising. :>

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Nellie SWkr
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did a similar thing. Kept the turd stringing along telling him people dont talk like that here. He was deleted but made a new account...

Benski Trenkins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First humans started in Africa and migrated north... due to the climate their bodies evolved to deal with the cold. lighter skin to absorb more sunlight.

Benski Trenkins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woops enter too quick... was for Emmanuel; Anyways... I am European amd as far as I am concerned, my light skin is based on the above... other than that... there is only one race: Human. And we all know that scammers can ne found worldwide.

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Dina
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny, but disturbing too. I kept thinking she shouldn't have engaged into conversation at all. This feeling of superiority... Or maybe I am imagining it. Uneasiness

Maria Martinez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HAD to read to the end....gave me a giggle fit...soooo freaking funny!

Ian Carter
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love trolling scammers its so funny. He clearly does not get English sarcasm, I was in bits when I read that!

Janet Clarke
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again, I should not read these posts at work. When I laugh out loud my cubicle co-workers cab hear me.

Desmond Davidson
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I reached out to them with the last hope I had left, their service is a little bit high but I was able to make a part payment with the help of my friend, their services is so smooth quick and super fast with good results, I was very happy as they successfully recovered back more than what I lost to those heartless scammers. It was indeed worth it, it was truly amazing. As I strongly advise anyone experiencing similar issue or who has fallen a victim to any scammer or anyone who has invested in a wrong platform like me, this guys are good with Recoveries and hacking of any range, do reach out to them if you're experiencing any of these to get back your hard earned money, Contact them on jamesmckaywizard at gmail dot com or WhatsApp +31647340446.Try them and thank me later. I can’t stop thanking this guys for helping me recover back my money..

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This card are real i got my card few hours ago and am just coming back from the ATM where i made my first withdraw of $4500, i am going crazy this is f*****g real OSCAR WHITE sorry for being so skeptical about it at first don’t blame me the street these days got f****d up lots of scammers and now i can recommend whoever needs a blank ATM card with about $50,000,000.00 on it which you can withdraw within a month because the card has a daily limit.if you are facing any financial problem contact him asap email address is oscarwhitehackersworld@gmail.com ,whats-app +1(513)-299-8247

June Walsh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have just read this and couldn't stop laughing. its hilarious. thank you so much for brightening up a boring mundane day.

Tammie Elkins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha! I’m glad i’m not the only one who plays scammers! I’m playing two of them now!

Charlene Roberts
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a scammer contacting me too. He talks love and wanting to be with me, then every couple of sentences he ask for money or some type of help. He deleted me from his page because this woman got in touch with me and said she’s his wife. So we started screenshooting his conversations with him and they were almost identical. He told her he didn’t know me and he told me he didn’t know her😆. He told me to stop talking to her. I guess that was messing his game up. But she told me he deleted me but we’re still in communication with regular text. I’m just going along with the game. It keeps me occupied. I would like to know how to expose him. I don’t have money to hire a private detective. Do they offer these services free or pro bono. Should I contact the FBI? Please send me a response at: charleneroberts1955@gmail.com

Kat Le
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How cute the story ! Barbara O'cumbungles, you are the best ! Love her acting 😊

Jonathan Corbett
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he should jump on a boat and go to Europe for the easy money instead

Lieutenant Privée
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO VICTIMS OF SCAMES ON THE INTERNET I am from the police CYBERCRIMINALITE our mission is to help end this type of scam with the help of the victims. Given the numerous complaints made on the net and testimonials from the victims of scams more often following the scam to the feeling, we decided to take things in hand. It is imperative that all victims of internet scams make a complaint. If you have been confronted with this situation or have doubts following exchanges with an individual who withdraws money from you please contact our structure at the following address: lieutenant.pascal@gmail.com We want to put these crooks behind bars to allow victims to recover the money they have lost. HELP US END THIS PHENOMENON. cordially

RowScho
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A little surprised that no one seems to have mentioned yet that the 'woman' was a guy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4727682/Prankster-father-got-Nigerian-conman.html

Rosa Hernandez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious, Good job. I'd do the same, if I had such humor as you.... lol...too funny. :)

Allana Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta love a woman who can think on her feet! "Wee Moustashe" LMAO!

soulbossanova9
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd happily Western Union $900 to this woman just to be my friend!

Barbara Baxendale
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved the pic from Western Union shop and he still didn't get it !!

Anna Salerno
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bawahahahahahahaha amazing how fast they fall in love with ya... lol

Shay Hartless
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious. I've been trying to sell a phone online and keep getting those ill give you 100 extra for shipping scammers. I have good fun with them they sadly quit texting me.

Mary Curry
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I get those emails I tell them I will make them a deal. They send me their virgin daughter for our monthly virgin sacrifice and I will send them money. Oh the names I have been called. But I no longer get emails.

frederic eeckman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just brilliant :D I love the part where he says he will report her to Facebook :D How does it work exactly ? "I told her after 4 messages I wanted to live with her and asked her for money, and she called me a scammer" ? :D

Charles Okhipo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chai!!! Pastor Ashimolowo don suffer. Meanwhile that shop was so on point.

Edi IP
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahahha very very talented Barbara O'Cumbungles :D. "wee" love u so much Barbara hahahaha

GoldenAngels
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I get a scam call I just waste their time and it's really funny cuz they get so mad and they completely deserve it

Lesley Richard
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slap my botty with a marrow!!! So funny, I miss England so much :)

JRibax
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of James Veitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

JRibax
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of James Veitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

Kristin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG SOMEONE DID THAT TO MY FRIEND! A BUNCH OF 12 YEARS OLDS PRETENDED TO BE A BOY AND PRANKED HER

Selina Ali
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7 years ago

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Scummy little contraception failures, this is why Africa is rotting. Thieves & scammers all day long

Mieke Sorée
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7 years ago

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Stevie looks a bit like a young, though slightly darker, Terrence Howard doesn't he?!

Emmanuel Oklobia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, the scammer has used the picture of a Nigerian Pastor: who is based in the UK, with a large following. Google Matthew ASHIMOLOWO.

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TheUndertakersDogBiscuits;3
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7 years ago

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lol this is hilarous so funny i stopped reading halway through.----------------------.

Clinto Be
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7 years ago

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Im assuming this lady is most likely obese and not very attractive to have so much time to go back and forth with this conversation. Anyone with a life would have just ignored the message right away

Luis Sancho Rubí
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7 years ago

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F*****g african n*****s. And Europe is letting them in, by the hundreds...

Emmanuel Oklobia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad. This is one of those "N*****s" you refer to. But I am proudly at home in my country Nigeria, working hard, not trying to scam anyone. You know we call you guys similar derogatory names too? And you know many of my fellow "n*****s" feel that the influx of migrants to Europe is good payback for the desecration of our homelands and total exploitation of resources from Africa by YOUR ancestors? PAYBACK! Racist MONGREL SCUM like you! Check your ancestral history: I am sure you have some "n****r" blood in you somewhere - is that what you are afraid of?

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