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Alvin Juano is back on Bored Panda with some new, hilarious comics full of dark humor and unexpected twists. His comics are very popular, with 500k followers on Instagram and 125k likes on Facebook. People seem to love the way the artist shows life and its dark sides. Some, perhaps, even relate to the comics.
The art itself is simple, but the ideas behind it are portrayed in a creative and fun way. The hero of the comics is a simple guy with a pessimistic outlook on life, a condescending dog, and strange friends.
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y'all_won't_like_me 5 years ago
funny, when i was a kid, i only cared about the box and not its contents XD
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Colin L 5 years ago
I decided to take a tourist tour of the city I've lived in for 25 years... I learned a surprising amount of stuff.
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IlovemydogShilo 5 years ago
This is so true. I live in one on the most famous places in Ireland, Sligo. Right next to the burial place of the poet WB Yeats and the mountain Ben Bulben. The area where I live has many beaches popular with surfers and we get tens of thousands of tourists here every year well except this year. And every year I talk to a tourist who has been to a place near my home that I have never been to before despite the fact I have lived here for over 30 years.
Nomadus Aureus 5 years ago
I've met someone who is living 30km from one of the most famous national parks and has never been... He was studying wildlife biology to boot.
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Bobby Sammons 5 years ago
I found that when I moved to someplace new if I didn't go see "the sights" within the first 6 months I would never go see them.
Ayia Grace 4 years ago
You get so used to everything they seem normal. So when a tourist shows them in a new child-like wonder they can seem different.
Ann Abdelzaher 5 years ago
ROFLMAO this reminds me of my first face to face date with my husband. We had met online I was in Western NY and grew up an hour from Niagara Falls so to me it was no big deal. My husband grew up in Cairo so I really couldn't understand why he wanted to go to Niagara Falls on the weekend we met face to face LOL Fast Forward 20 years and I too our then 10 year old to Niagara Falls for the first time (we live in Illinois) and I was reminded how impressive it really is.
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InstantRamenGuy 5 years ago
But in real life, he can not have kids if he doesn't want to. Nobody 'tells' their son to give them a grandchild.
Sarmite Kraukle 5 years ago
I told to my 5 children, that they don't have to have children, if they don't want. So they made their own decisions and I am happy grandma of 4 grandchildren!
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Latka Knows Better 5 years ago
You should always remember this when you do something embarrassing in public ;p
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Obi Wan Kenobi 5 years ago
This reminds me of the one where three parrots were cussing so much that were separated from the zoo. It's true according to Bored Pandas.
⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago
that would make me so happy. I don't do romantic relationships, so platonic love all the way
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
HAHAHAHHA! WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!!!!HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA- okay, i'm done.
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SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago
if there is no light, either create you own, or embrace the darkness
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
A fatal dose is technically a lifetime supply.
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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
How come it says your name is "Einstein" when it's actually "Jester?"
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Pixie 5 years ago
In German dog spelled backwards is dnuh. I don't understand this sign
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InstantRamenGuy 5 years ago (edited)
"I am satan, taken the form of a dog" "oh, that's dog-gone amazing" "NOOO, A PUN, MY WEAKNESS"
Harley Hoglin 5 years ago
Do dyslexic atheist lay awake at night thinking,"Is there really a Dog?"
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Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
It's no dog I recognise!! Harsh on the kitties though.
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InstantRamenGuy 5 years ago
Don't worry buddy. You're a star, and we all think you're very bright!
Colin L 5 years ago
Eventually your inner turmoil will force you to stress eat the inner planets...
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Fan-tastic panda 5 years ago
They say you're the bright, they say you're right, they say you are the reason we're alive.
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
Sol wil get more luminous, then swell into a red giant, then eject about half of its mass, then shrink down to a white dwarf. Then take about 100 billion years to cool down to a black dwarf.
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InstantRamenGuy 5 years ago
but then he wouldn't exist to destroy the marriage, so he would exist, and he would make himself not exist, but then he wouldn't exist so he couldn't make himself not exist, so he would exist so he couldn't not make himself not exist, but then since he doesn't exist, he can't not not make himself not exist anymore.
Nonie Mosse 5 years ago
and thus the paradox of time travel. I don't think anyone will ever find a way
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 5 years ago
When my young adult son sees his alcoholic father failing miserably, he often comments that I was crazy for marrying him etc. Then I have to remind my son that without that alcoholic father....
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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
Your brain is a ass!! Don't ever listen to him.
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Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
It would've been funnier if he was wishing upon the shooting (star)
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Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
I let go of a toxic 'friend' and am much happier. The trick is to simply not care if they explode or not as they no longer matter at all. Takes work.
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Milo 3 years ago (edited)
My mom sent me this comic with an unexpected twist at the end it's saying something like taking weeds out of their garden and pretend that it's the people they hate and then they imagine that the plants head and the roots is actually someone's decapitated head with the spine still attached...lol
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
"i'M TALLER!" "well i'm cuter!" "HOW DOES THAT EVEN-" "people like dogs, not giraffes!"
Isabella R.W. 5 years ago
🎶 UNCONDITIONAL, UNCONDITIONALLY!!!! I WILL LOVE YOUUUUU UNCONDITIONALLY!!!!!!! 🎵
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Marcia Cash 5 years ago
"Don't worry about dying, it's the one thing you are guaranteed to succeed at." ~ Hank Williams
Why? 5 years ago
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life," da-dum, da-dum, da-da, da-da, da-dum.
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
🎶 So always look on the bright side of death... 🎶 Just before you draw your terminal breath 🎶
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my friends say i’m pessimistic, and imma say this to them tomorrow
Origami Chik3n 5 years ago
What does the pessimist say? "It can't get any worse than that!" What does the optimist say? "YES IT CAN!!! :D"
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leafy_tree 5 years ago
so true i can never fall asleep with the cicadas outside my window going like BZZZZZ
semelina pitrone 5 years ago
so does that one fly in my room that i can't manage to kill!
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Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
Something wrong with those pigeons. Pigeons are diurnal birds which means they are daylight creatures and almost never come out at night. These birds carry out all their major life activities during the day to include feeding, courtship, mating and nesting. So no idea why pigeons would be making any fuss at all at 3am.
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Doggo Georgia 5 years ago
Is this a remake of "This is Teddy" for the comic? OMG.
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ISpiltLipstickInYourValentinoBag 5 years ago
this is buggy buggy says hi buggy fly high clap for buggy oops buggy die
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MADELEINE KIMBALL 5 years ago
Wait- this is good! Separating your feelings from yourself is the best way to deal with them. If your emotions are smothering you or hanging over you, the best thing is to realize that you are not just your feelings. Try to concentrate them and stop them from looming over you. However, you can't get rid of your feelings. And that's also good! We wouldn't be human without emotions. So good job, tiny little stressed Earth. You dealt with your emotions in a healthy way.
Colin L 5 years ago
So does this means in this particular analogy that emotions are still pushing you around (tidally), and will continue to do so cyclically for the rest of your life. But getting too close would be *really* disastrous.
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Tessa Gray 5 years ago
Every year, my family goes to Tennesse to visit the property we bought for a few weeks, and every year, there is so much trash, and we clean them up
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The Harry Potter person 5 years ago
We always think about leaving a better planet for our children, but never better children for our planet.
Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago
No kidding. Is it really going to be technologically easier to go and colonize Mars than to try to fix Earth? Who came up with that sales pitch?
I'm lay sheep in China 5 years ago
We ppl r stupid. Always mourn for what we don't have but never thankful for what we have right now and already damaged the precious worthy Surrounding living. Such a selfish Animal we r
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*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago
ok but seriously.. Alcohol and cigarettes have caused more deaths than marijuana. Because usually, people are either too chilled out to become erratic and go and get themselves killed, or they're too anxious, because marijuana works differently depending on the person. Yes, long-term use has it's affects, but nothing really deadly. Probably lung cancer, because that can be caused by smoking anything for too long, but it is seriously either impossible or the greatest achievement to OD on marijuana. In order to do that, you have to smoke/eat probably close to 40,000 blunts/edibles at one time to OD, bc the amount of THC in 1 blunt or edible or however you choose to consume it is so insanely small; it's ridiculous IMO that marijuana is outlawed because it's kind of a psychedelic, while alcohol, which is LITERALLY **NICKNAMED** "Liquid Courage", is legal. As well as cigarettes and tobacco. So you're letting your citizens consume and die and OD from alcohol abuse and lung cancer thanks to
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago
thanks to cigarettes and tobacco use, because they appear in the Bible, but you're OUTLAWING a drug that is impossible to OD from, and has countless medical uses, because it SOMETIMES give you hallucinations and weird feelings?
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mermaidgirl960 5 years ago
I watched a food theory about this. He talked about how we could switch from coffee
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
Last cube: I thought that was the dog's face... and then I realized that it was walking away.
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
Yet another of a long list of reasons to avoid Facebook like Chernobyl
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Pamela Scott 5 years ago
Wish we did away with the whole tipping system. It is an excuse for cheap labor. People should not have to worry if they with get enough in tips to be able to afford to feed themselves and they children. Employers should just pay them a decent wage and if they are not doing a good job the employer should take it up with them.
CatWoman312 5 years ago
I don’t miss being a server. It’s sad how entitled some people act and no one understands that we can’t worship you especially if we were double sat
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Ace Cole 5 years ago
I don't like pineapple on pizza but I don't think anyone should hate someone else because they like a food. It's dumb. You don't control your taste buds.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
You'd be surprised how much hate you'll get on the internet if you say you like pineapple on pizza.
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William Afton 2 years ago
I sentence pineapple on pizza lovers to death for crimes against humanity so they should count down the clock and not lose their sanity
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Maddie Tem! 5 years ago
This is me only for me work= School, taking care of 7 siblings, & going out to see friends I don't like. :')
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bv7hearts 5 years ago
Me as I'm getting ready and then five minutes later. Makeup is the WORST.
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
I've found the less you put on the less it can travel to all the wrong places!
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mermaidgirl960 5 years ago
Oh my gosh, my dg's name is Georgia XD Omg, is that you?!
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[BOT] Windbound 5 years ago
it's kind of like if you drop a sponge on the ground does the floor become clean or the sponge becomes dirty
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Jodi BottleOf 5 years ago
Semelina: that's one of the funniest sentences ever. Without context, especially, so obtuce. :)
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TheDemonUnderYourBed 5 years ago
They were a bunch of cells that formed him
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
Wait... I think i get it, but i'm not quite sure.... OH! NEVERMIND, YEAH!
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Milo 3 years ago
I wish I could show the shock on my face with your comments. Oh my god lmao 😱🤣
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Bored.Paige 5 years ago
Just like my parents, sheltering me from the outside world until I die without having a life 😎
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Pamela Scott 5 years ago
Just say hello it's a lovely day isn't it and then let her carry the conversation!
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Perpetual Peripheral Persons 5 years ago
If Ice dies when it melts, the iceberg floats in body soup
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KatnissEverdeenOfDistrict12 5 years ago
I need to have this dog in my life to tell me things I won’t admit about myself
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
but the stars are farther away, so he ultimately reached a higher goal....
Hazel Gray 5 years ago
reach for the moon. even if you miss, you'll still be among the stars.... suffocating
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LOGAN HUNTER 5 years ago
everyone says, try to stand out, but then people stand out in the same way and it goes back
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Fact Perils 5 years ago
That kinda increases the point of the metaphor, people who are pretty on the outside but not very strong on the inside
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Doggo Georgia 5 years ago
Aww poor guy...but he deserved it after being rude to that other person.
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Keilana Ferenczy 5 years ago
Edgar, I think his name is. And yes, I love him too
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What do you say when someone shows you their ugly baby? "Oh, he looks just like his daddy."
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
Yeah parents! my generation will stand up for me! social media: psh!
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Dawn Efestione Griffin 5 years ago
when someone finally cares but its not the person u want to care
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
that's like how i used to draw people. I would spend way too much time on the face and hope people wouldn't look at the rest!
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Marcia Cash 5 years ago
"What's the difference between falling and flying if you never hit bottom?"
[BOT] Windbound 5 years ago
you know you've hit rock bottom when you fall for the simplest of logic
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Mimi Kumar 5 years ago
the pit just bounces off, ricochets then comes back into the avocado.
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semelina pitrone 5 years ago
that's what I've been doing through my life so far. I've gotten away from pornography, cutting up and down my arm, listening to demonic s**t because I thought that it would make me feel better, and I'm still dealing with stuff and living in constant fear that I'll fall back down to where I was. I live in a Christian home, and thank god that my father is understanding and my mother has already been through an abusive family and plenty of s**t. I'm only thirteen and feel the pressure of the sexuality ordeal and all the lgbtq crap. I was sexually active at six and other years of my life, and have put myself through a lot to try to get out of the lie that i live. My message to all you people is to keep-
semelina pitrone 5 years ago
-fighting and not give up. Do your bet to get away from the things that you enjoy, but hurt you. BTS is a band that has a good message and makes me happy. It's helped a lot. I don't expect everyone to like the stuff that I like, so I want you to look for what makes you happy. It's gonna be okay. My birthday is in two weeks and I'll be fourteen as well as in a new house. I've lived in this one for 11 years and am having a hard time with moving, but it'll be good! Also I've been a homeschooler most of my life, so stop saying we're so innocent when you don't know s**t about us. My mother has major health problems, and my grandma was suicidal, so I get a lot of your pain. Live a good life and buckle your seat belts!
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[BOT] Windbound 5 years ago
i like saw the shoo part first but then i saw the shoe and burst out laughing
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LOGAN HUNTER 5 years ago
this is me, I want to be alone, and people are like, bro why so nerdy.
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LOGAN HUNTER 5 years ago
get this all new shark repellent, at the wonderful cost of any friend you won't have
[BOT] Windbound 5 years ago
well, sharks actually don't like us anyway, regardless if we have repellent on or nto
Abby Tucker 5 years ago
can we just appreciate that there are almost a hundred of there? like thank youuu
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Jaded Queen 5 years ago
Why? independence is strength. Always be a lone wolf
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That Screaming Hamster 5 years ago
When green takes his spot, there are no open spaces, but when yellow was there there were more spots for green, who ruined it
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izzy bradford 5 years ago
wow, I actually read all of it... I didn't think I would there's so many.
Miriam Hirsch 5 years ago
I guess you have to be very young to think these cartoons are funny. For me, I don't "get" the humor.
Davor Jelacic 5 years ago
I hate avocados too, it's either hard and bitter or brown and rotten. When I do win the lottery it's gone in under 1 minute
izzy bradford 5 years ago
wow, I actually read all of it... I didn't think I would there's so many.
Miriam Hirsch 5 years ago
I guess you have to be very young to think these cartoons are funny. For me, I don't "get" the humor.
Davor Jelacic 5 years ago
I hate avocados too, it's either hard and bitter or brown and rotten. When I do win the lottery it's gone in under 1 minute
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